How could Lu Xinyao forget what happened last Friday night? Listening to Xu Jinglei's words unintentionally, Lu Xinyao's icy eyes moved to Xiao Yunfei, and her eyes became a little more complicated.
That was the bastard that night!
It was me who gave my first time to this man!
If she had known that this guy would be so shameless, she would never have picked this bastard even if she had chosen a cat or a dog!!
However, no matter how much I regret it now, it is of no use. Who told me that I was blind in the first place and was deceived by the appearance of this bastard!
Xiao Yunfei did not expect that what Xu Jinglei said happened that night. After being stunned, he immediately noticed the look in Lu Xinyao's eyes towards him, which made him feel guilty.
Don't look at me like that, you were the one who hooked up with me first that night, otherwise my innocence would not have been ruined in your hands, I am the real victim...
Xiao Yunfei kept muttering in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it out loud, unless he was dead, otherwise if he opened his mouth, he would probably be quartered by this woman immediately!
As for what Xu Jinglei said, Xiao Yunfei now knows what it is. It is nothing more than the four local snakes who suddenly appeared and wanted to rob him that night. If he had known that such a trail would be left, he should have done it directly.
It won’t cause such a thing. The wind blows again!!
Although these four local snakes are not capable of growing up, he forgot!
This is China!
It is not allowed for him to act randomly when he is abroad!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yunfei couldn't help but laugh at himself. He didn't expect that he would make such a low-level mistake!
Xu Jinglei did not see Xiao Yunfei's self-deprecating look. After explaining what happened, she looked straight at Xiao Yunfei with extremely sharp eyes and said coldly: "According to the accounts of the four injured, you were the one who injured them!"
"They said the murderer was me, but is it really me? Then can I say that you stole the underwear I lost last night?" Xiao Yunfei glanced at Xu Jinglei angrily and said.
"——!"
These words made everyone dumbfounded. They felt as if they had eaten flies while eating. The corners of their mouths twitched a few times, and the expression on their faces was very weird.
Still stealing?
Even if you throw your bastard's underwear on the street, no one will pick it up!
There was a burst of contempt for Xiao Yunfei in everyone's heart. I really don't know if this bastard can say anything. Someone else, a delicate and beautiful police officer, has no need to steal the underwear of an adult like you. Why don't you steal someone else's?
It’s all good!
Lu Xinyao and Susan couldn't help but have a faint blush on their pretty faces at this time. Their beautiful eyes looked at Chen Fan very unhappily. Because only this bastard could say such shameless words, and only this bastard could say such shameless things.
He doesn't play his cards according to the routine, but what he says has so much truth that it makes people feel sick!!
"Asshole, it's none of my business if you lose your underwear!" Xu Jinglei's pretty face was also blushing at this time. She was so angry that she wanted to tear this bastard alive!
Just his underwear?
I don’t know how many weeks I haven’t washed it. Let alone stealing it. Even if I gave her money to give it to her, she wouldn’t take it!!
But this bastard can still speak out, and he's not afraid of making people sick here!
Xiao Yunfei ignored Xu Jinglei's look that wanted me to kill someone, shrugged his shoulders and said: "In that case, what do the four people you mentioned who lost their hands and feet have to do with me?"
good!
When everyone heard this, they almost couldn't help but cheer for Xiao Yunfei.
When Lu Xinyao and Susan heard Xiao Yunfei's words, they couldn't help but be startled. But they quickly reacted and thought to themselves: This bastard's eloquence is really not just bragging.\\..\\It's simply to die for.
They can also be said to be alive, and black can also be said to be white. No wonder when they argue with him, they are the ones who lose every time, and they are sulking!
"you--!"
But as the person involved, Xu Jinjinglei didn't have such a good idea to think about this. She was so angry that she almost vomited blood. She pointed at Xiao Yunfei and couldn't even say a word. She just didn't rush to fight with this bastard!
"Jinglei, why are you talking so much nonsense to him?"
Zhang Yang saw Xu Jinglei's chest swelling up and down due to Xiao Yunfei's anger. He couldn't help but swallowed a sip of water, then straightened his face, looked at Xiao Yunfei seriously, and said: "Boy, this legal responsibility
You can't get away with just a few words! We don't know whether you have broken the law or not. This has to be decided by the court. As for now, you should honestly go back to the police station with us to avoid embarrassment later.
!”
"What? What else do you want to eat hard?" Xiao Yunfei is a typical hob meat, he doesn't eat soft or hard meat. When he saw Zhang Yang standing up at this time, he immediately started shouting.
"Humph, we have an arrest warrant in hand. If you don't cooperate with us, then we have no choice but to be tough! If you have the ability, you can resist arrest and escape. We have no objection at all!" Zhang Yang shouted coldly.
Say something, if you can, just run away. I promise to make you look good. Look at Xiao Yunfei with an extremely proud look on his face.
Grass!
You have no objection, but I do!
Xiao Yunfei cursed angrily in his heart, looked at Zhang Yang with contempt, and said: "Are you such a bear? I don't know if you can get hard after eating a box of Viagra!"
"——!"
These words made everyone speechless for a while, and they all looked at Xiao Yunfei with disdain. This guy himself was obviously asking others if they wanted to do it hard, but now that he was done, he changed his mind and said that he was not going to do it hard.
Yes, it's hard not to despise him.
When Lu Xinyao and Susan saw this, they were immediately speechless, and there was a faint blush on their pretty faces. They really didn't expect that Xiao Yunfei could suddenly kill someone with a feint.
So angry!
"You can't be tough, your whole family can't be tough..."
Zhang Yang was so angry that he almost went crazy. He pointed at Xiao Yunfei and cursed for a while. Now he finally understood why Xu Jinglei was so angry when facing Xiao Yunfei, a bastard. This guy is simply a person who can make people angry.
Crazy bastard!
"Can your whole family be tough?" Xiao Yunfei shrugged without getting angry and said.
"Of course!" Zhang Yang's head was full of pride, and if you don't believe it, I will take it out and show it to you right now.
"Oh, it turns out that even your mother can get hard, no wonder... I understand..." Xiao Yunfei suddenly realized that he nodded his head and muttered to himself.
mom?
What does this have to do with my mother?
Zhang Yang couldn't help but be a little confused when he heard this. He really couldn't figure out whether this was tough or not, and how could it have anything to do with his mother?
Hahaha--!
Just when Zhang Yang was still thinking about "Sister Qi", there was a burst of laughter all around. Many people were laughing so hard that they burst into tears, clutching their stomachs and almost rolling on the ground.
He is even more of a 'riding sister'.
The expression on Lu Xinyao's face at this time was similar to Zhang Yang's. She really couldn't understand what was so funny in these words, and how could it make so many people burst into laughter, and even make them laugh to death.
Turning to look at Susan beside her, she saw that the expression on Susan's face was also very strange at this time, and she was still trying to hold back her smile as she wanted to laugh, which made her curiously say: "Shanshan,
What is the mystery behind what you said just now, and how can you make so many people laugh like this?"
Mystery?
Susan almost fainted and fell to the ground without a breath. She looked speechlessly at Lu Xinyao, who looked confused. It seemed that she really didn't know what the words meant. The corners of her mouth twitched a few times.
He whispered in Lu Xinyao's ear: "There is a mystery behind what that guy said. Let me tell you..."
Well?
After Lu Xinyao heard this, she couldn't help but froze there for a moment. Her face looked very weird. She looked at Xiao Yunfei, and there were two more alluring blushes on her cold and pretty face.
"Now you know what's going on?" As she said that, Susan glanced at Xiao Yunfei in the field with disdain and said, "Only this bastard can come up with such a despicable trick."
Yin loss?
It is indeed very shameful!
Lu Xinyao couldn't agree more with this, but the person who was hurt was still standing there stupidly, not even noticing that others were hurting him in person. This really made people don't know what to say.
"Hahaha... I'm laughing so hard, how can I be so fucking hard? This... this is so funny..."
"No... I can't do it anymore... My belly... my stomach is almost... haha... it hurts... haha... it hurts so much... I have to get hard... haha... this... this woman... how can I get hard... hahaha..."
"Because...she's not a woman, she's a man...hahaha...my eyes...eyes...haha...tears burst out of laughter...haha..."
"Haha... What's even funnier is... this guy actually... still looks like he doesn't know what he's doing... I'm really about to laugh... I'm laughing so hard... Haha..."
“…”
boom--
Everyone's laughter was like a thunderbolt from the blue. Zhang Yang stood there stunned, completely dumbfounded. Now he finally knew why, why he can't be hard, it has something to do with his mother. It turns out that this problem is
it's here!
After thinking about this problem, Zhang Yang's face turned extremely ugly in an instant. Angry flames shot out from his eyes, staring at Xiao Yunfei, and he was so angry that his whole body was shaking...
Zhang Yang stared at Xiao Yunfei with angry eyes, and his tone was even more furious. He gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Asshole! How dare you say that my mother is not a woman!"