Gu Yu was awakened by the aroma of food and the hunger in her belly.
When I woke up, I was quite confused as to "what year is it today?" It took me a while to realize.
Although her vision was still blurry, Gu Yu could feel that it was almost dusk outside, and she didn't expect that she had slept until now. Except for Lan Lan who came over to help her apply her eyes, no one disturbed her all day long.
She actually likes to sleep very much. All fatigue will disappear when she wakes up, but she often doesn't have that much time to sleep.
Unexpectedly, in such a tense situation, she could still have a good night's sleep. It was really not easy.
She heard the noise of the crowd outside, talking about people carrying drinks and moving tables. She stretched a little and yawned.
At this time, the door was suddenly pushed open.
Gu Yu could feel that the person who came in was a broom star. She was hungry and subconsciously asked: "Do you want to eat?"
Junze let out a laugh and said, "Why are you like a pig, thinking about eating right after you sleep?"
Gu Yu slept for a day and was in a good mood. She didn't care about him so much and said, "Can you let go of my hand? I want to relieve myself."
Junze came over and untied her. After she sat up, he used his hands to look at her eyes.
Finally, he slapped her forehead with his hand and said, "Let's go."
Following Junze to the toilet, Junze stayed there and refused to leave. Gu Yu said, "I want to relieve myself, why don't you go out?"
Junze raised his eyebrows and said: "You are a blind man, what will you do if you fall into a latrine? No one will come to catch you then."
With this familiar formula, the familiar poisonous tongue, and the familiar feeling of rising energy and blood, Gu Yu said coldly: "No, you can get out. Even if I really fall in, you don't have to fish it out."
Junze said disapprovingly: "We are all men. I have what you have, and it is bigger than yours. Are you still afraid that I will take advantage of you?"
Gu Yu just wanted to punch him twice, but this was obviously unrealistic, and the toilet was not a suitable place for punching.
Seeing that he still refused to leave, Gu Yu frowned and said, "I'm just afraid that you will take advantage of me. After all, there are rumors that the prince is too fond of his subordinates."
Hearing what she said, Junze was really angry and said: "Ha! What a joke, you sissy, I'll get needle eyes if I look at you one more time! If you can't love me, go ahead and dream of your dreams!"
After saying that, he walked out and closed the door with a loud bang.
Gu Yusong said that she had never understood the meaning of comparing men to each other in her entire life.
She began to fumble to untie the waistband of her trousers. It was inconvenient for her to be blind. She untied it for a long time. When she was about to take off her trousers, the broomstick made a "bang" sound and she pushed the toilet door open vigorously.
Gu Yu was so frightened that she almost peed and cursed: "What are you doing here on horseback!"
Junze seemed to have caught a glimpse of the secret, and said: "I know why you are so poor and fastidious."
Gu Yu had a gut feeling that this person had a strange brain circuit and would not have anything good to say.
Sure enough, I heard him say: "I have hemorrhoids, I understand."
Then he stuffed a small bottle into Gu Yu's hand and said, "This medicine is Dr. Chang's exclusive formula. It is definitely more effective than the one I bought on the way to Jiangnan."
Gu Yu's face turned red with anger and he yelled: "Get out! Get out of here!"
Junze sighed and said: "Then I'll leave first. You can apply it slowly and gropingly, but don't hide your illness and avoid medical treatment."
Gu Yu was so angry that he couldn't think of anything else to say except "get out".
Junze walked out in a swagger, leaving Gu Yu alone in the toilet, messy in the wind.
When Gu Yu went out, he washed his hands.
Then he asked Junze to hold his sleeves and come to a group of water bandits.
"Here comes the fat sheep, here comes the fat sheep."
Someone shouted excitedly, and Junze didn't deny it. He seemed to be amused by her embarrassment.
When the food and wine were served, everyone took their seats. Gu Yu heard Lan Lan sit next to her and said to her enthusiastically: "Little brother, you can really sleep."
After hearing this, Gu Yu touched her head.
At this time, another person came over, and everyone stood up to greet him.
"The boss."
Gu Yu followed the local customs and stood up.
Although she couldn't see clearly, she clearly felt that the master's gaze stayed on her for a while.
The headmaster was very polite to her and said: "Everyone who comes here is a guest. Your Majesty, please take a seat. Don't be formal."
Gu Yu calmly sat down with everyone.
But she also understood that she was not a guest, but what they called a meat ticket, a little fat sheep. After all, they still expected her to defraud five million taels of silver from Lord Xiao.
Five million taels can wipe out almost half of the Xiao family's wealth, but it is a rare opportunity for the Xiao family. I hope that Mr. Xiao will be on the right track.
A bowl of sea was placed in front of Gu Yu, and after pouring wine, the head master stood up and said to her boldly: "Come, Crown Prince, finish this bowl."
Gu Yu also stood up, picked up his bowl, and hesitated for a moment.
Her eyesight is not good and she should avoid alcohol and spicy food. It is not good to see clearly at this time.
But people have to bow their heads under the eaves, especially water bandits like them. If they can respect you, they think highly of you. If you don't drink as a meat ticket, you will be too ignorant.
Junze saw her hesitation and made a sarcastic comment from the side: "Last time in the Li Mansion, the prince was quite skillful in feeding the beauty wine. He must have a good drinker."
Gu Yu couldn't listen to his strange anger, so she drank from the bowl in one gulp.
When the wine entered his mouth, Gu Yu realized that it was filled with water.
Junze sat next to her, drinking to cover the smile at the corner of his mouth.
After she finished drinking, the eldest master also drank all the wine in his bowl, wiped his mouth and laughed loudly: "Happy, happy, I have made a friend of the prince."
Seeing that he didn't notice anything strange, Gu Yu sat back silently.
Lan Lan was very considerate and kept helping her put vegetables into the bowl. Gu Yu didn't eat anything for a day, but she ate very happily under Lan Lan's care.
The young girls in the village are singing and dancing here. They probably grew up in Shuibei Village, and the Jiangnan tunes are not soft to them.
What Gu Yu didn't know was that the cloth on her face covered her funny eyes, revealing only half of her jade-like delicate face, which was enough to make these women secretly wink at her and wink at her frequently.
Junze watched with interest. No matter where he was, Gu Yu's popularity with women was ridiculously good. Unfortunately, they were doomed to be in vain when they winked at the blind man.
Gu Yu has participated in countless wine bureaus, either for fame or profit, and she wishes to hide thousands of tricks in her words, thinking twice before speaking out.
But sitting among the water bandits, the sound of changing cups and cups and the hearty and heroic laughter kept coming.
I finally realized why power is so fascinating, but countless literati and officials throughout the ages would eventually choose to retire to the mountains and forests.
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The city that never sleeps, Jile Tower.
The veiled woman knelt on the ground with a pale face and said: "This subordinate is useless and fell into the trap of Prince Xiao. This time I lost more than forty members of the congregation. I beg the leader to punish me."
The leader in her mouth put on his clothes and sang in a delicate voice:
"She wears the same clothes as the servants. It's hard to tell the difference between the maid and the maid, and I can't tell my parents clearly. She also went to the garden to burn the tripod, occupied the embroidery building, and was distracted by the needle. The fish eyes actually mixed the pearls and jade. Looking at the sir, the mirror
Gao Xuan judges what is false and what is true, my lord!"
The veiled woman raised her head in confusion and said, "Could it be that Prince Xiao is fake?"