Chapter 418: I don't want to, Lord Gu, I don't have kidney deficiency
Gu Yu stood up unsteadily and said, "I'll take you to the guest room."
Junze, drunkenly, pulled Gu Yu's clothes and said, "It's so cold in the guest room."
Gu Yudao: "Let someone burn the earth dragon for you."
Junze was clearly in Gu Yu's warm room, but he shivered and said, "It will take a long time to get warm. I am so delicate and will catch cold."
Gu Yu looked at him in shock.
Did she hear it correctly?
How could such a tall man call himself fragile?
What is the difference between this and Lu Zhi’s burial of flowers and Daiyu’s uprooting of weeping willows?
Junze coughed lightly and muttered: "Anyway, your room is so big, so it's not too much for me to have one more room."
Gu Yu retorted: "One less than you is nothing less."
Junze pretended to be angry and said, "Is this how the Zhenguo government treats guests?"
Gu Yudao: "Of course this is not how the Zhenguo Government treats guests, but you are not a guest."
Junze raised his face and asked her: "If I'm not a guest, then who am I?"
Gu Yu said: "You are a thief who steals sweet potatoes. It would be interesting if I didn't beat you out with a broom."
Junze burst out laughing and said, "I not only stole sweet potatoes, I also stole people."
Gu Yu jumped up in anger and said, "Please give me some face!"
Isn't Junze a shameless person? He immediately said: "Well, you go and ask the attendants to vacate a guest room, burn the earth dragon, and spread me a thick bedding, and then tomorrow I will be the king of the country."
Everyone in the mansion knows that Young Master Gu hides his beauty in the golden house~"
Gu Yu laughed angrily at him and said, "You are a grown man, but you don't feel ashamed to compare yourself to a delicate girl!"
There was no trace of shame in Junze's peach blossom eyes, and she said, "What's the point? Young Master Gu doesn't feel ashamed if he steals from others, so why should I be afraid of being embarrassed?"
Gu Yu raised his fist and said, "If you keep talking about stealing, I'll beat you up!"
Junze stood up, held her fist and said, "Then are you still letting people vacate the guest room?"
Gu Yudao: "You stay here! I'll go to Miaoxian's place to sleep!"
Junze immediately stopped in front of her and said: "Don't even think about it! Don't forget what you promised me!"
Although she knew that Gu Yu was a woman, Ji Miaoxian's appearance was too shocking.
Junze knows that in this world there are not only broken sleeves but also polished mirrors.
Gu Yu was quite speechless towards him.
After such a long detour, how could she not know what Junze had planned.
Gu Yudao: "Stop being so arrogant, Guan Yan is here, how can I let you freeze to death!"
Junze approached her step by step and said ambiguously: "What is Mr. Gu worried about? It's not like we haven't slept in the same room."
Sima Zhao's calculations are obvious to everyone!
How could Gu Yu rest assured to stay with him? The last time he stayed at the eldest princess's residence, he had no choice but to stay overnight.
Gu Yu pushed him away and said, "Don't get so close. You smell like alcohol."
Junze took her hand, got a little closer, and said with a grin: "Men and women are not intimate, but Young Master Gu is not a woman. What's wrong with two grown men sleeping in the same room because of the situation?"
Gu Yu glared at him, pushed him away and said: "You are not an ordinary man, you are a cut sleeve!"
Jun Ze was waved by her and immediately staggered back to Gu Yu's bed like a drunkard in a state of confusion.
Gu Yu quickly went over to pull him and said, "Get up!"
Junze smelled the faint fragrance of grass and trees on the quilt, and he was really drunk, and said: "Gu Yu, I'm dizzy and can't get up."
Gu Yudao: "What are you pretending to be!"
Junze snorted: "I'm so drunk that I can't even stand still."
Gu Yu was also a bit drunk and felt helpless towards such a scoundrel.
He took out the bedding from the cabinet and spread it on the floor.
Junze said: "You can come up and sleep. We have one bed and two quilts."
Gu Yu said angrily: "What are you dreaming about!"
Junze said: "When I was in the military camp, I often slept in Datongbu. As a man, I have everything you have, so there is nothing to be afraid of."
Gu Yudao: "Shut up! Why are you talking so much?"
Junze didn't know that she was different from him, but she knew it.
This person would do things when he was sober, and even when he was drunk, he could sleep on the same bed.
After Gu Yu spread the bedding, Junze turned over and said to her: "You come up and sleep on it, I'll go down."
Gu Yu slept directly on the ground with his clothes on, and said impatiently: "Sleep on your own! In your house you sleep on the floor, but in my house you sleep on the floor, what's the point?"
Junze crawled directly to her side and said, "That won't work. I like sleeping on the floor. You go up."
Gu Yu was so annoyed by him. Why was this bitch so difficult to deal with when he was drunk?
Gu Yu got up and crawled back to bed.
After the room was quiet for a while, Jun Ze said: "Gu Yu, are you asleep?"
Gu Yu opened his eyes in the darkness and ignored him.
Junze added: "Actually, I am a gentleman. If you don't agree, I won't do anything to you. You don't have to be so defensive about me."
Gu Yu said angrily: "Shut up and go to sleep!"
After being quiet for a while, Junze said again, "Gu Yu, I drank too much and I want to pee."
Gu Yu:???!!!
Just listen to Jun Ze say: "Let's go together, I don't know where your royal room is."
Gu Yu's eyelids twitched and he said, "Go by yourself to the southwest corner of the yard."
Junze said: "I can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south."
Gu Yu said fiercely: "Then just hold it in!"
Junze said aggrievedly, "Oh," and then hid in bed and snickered.
After laughing, Junze said again: "Gu Yu, don't you want to pee?"
Gu Yu sneered and said, "No, Master Gu, I don't have kidney deficiency."
Junze was defeated by her, so he quickly sat up and said, "I don't have kidney deficiency either!"
Gu Yudao: "Then are you still going to Gongfang?"
Junze lay down dejectedly and said, "I'm not going."
Gu Yu snorted coldly and said, "Don't wet the bed in the middle of the night just to compete with me."
Junzedao:...
Lose, lose.
After the commotion for most of the night, Junze finally calmed down.
Have a good night's sleep.
When Gu Yu opened her eyes the next day, her hangover gave her a headache.
Seeing the wine jars, sweet potato peels and chestnut shells all over the room, as well as the man who suddenly appeared out of the sky, Gu Yu thought about what happened last night.
Gu Yu held her slightly aching forehead, wondering why she let this man stay in a confused way. Fortunately, nothing unusual happened.
As if subconsciously feeling Gu Yu's gaze, Junze turned over and opened his peach blossom eyes.
The moment he saw Gu Yu, his eyes dimmed.
Gu Yu got up early and said with a hoarse voice: "Are you awake?"
Junze's voice was also a little hoarse, and he seemed to be a little unbearable when he said: "Gu Yu, turn around and don't look at me."
Gu Yu didn't know why, but still turned his back and said, "What are you doing?"
Junze, who was behind him, sat up and said, "I'm not kidney-deficient, but Young Master Gu seems to be a little weak." Then he scurried out.
Gu Yu realized something, and his face turned red and green with anger.