Chapter one hundred and ninety-two next door commotion
However, the ancients were not stupid, and they probably knew that this medicine had side effects, so they have been exploring the secrets of erotica. (Registered members of Internet Piaotian Literature recommend this work etn) They also had some solutions. Modern people also do it
Don't understand.
Ye Fan arrived at the "Fanggu Cliff" in Tianshui Bazi. Only then did he realize that the cliff was about 10 meters high, and it was almost reaching height. The wall was basically made of small pits and small depressions of green rocks with some slippery growths on them.
There are things like moss and sometimes there are clumps of trees and branches, which makes people feel chilly.
According to visual inspection, the location of the secret cave where the "Yanqing grass" grows is estimated to be in the middle of the half wall nearly 10 meters above the ground. Fortunately, Ye Fan has a good foundation in Chinese martial arts, and he had a master named Fei Laotou Te in the old forest.
Pass, otherwise you won't be able to climb up at all.
The cave is also quite secretive, with a small entrance. One person can climb in. The entrance is completely sealed by vines and burr-like plants, so even if you are close, it is difficult to find that there is a cave like a crack in the stone.
The inner cave is quite large, with an area of dozens of meters in diameter, and the stones inside are all brick red. Perhaps these unknown fire-colored stones promote the growth of "love grass."
Fire-colored stones like this often contain more yanglie mineral components, which can induce the growth of "love grass." This is normal.
There is a short and fat "love grass, king" growing in the cave, which is about the same height as a large tea tree. However, the branches and leaves extend to about an old meter. It looks like a huge iron pot turned upside down. Its leaves
It looks similar to the leaves of peach and bamboo, but of course much larger. The whole tree is only as tall as Ye Fan.
It is probably because no one has picked it for hundreds of years, so it has produced dozens of fiery red fruits that look like curved eggplants. They are as red as pepper fruits and look particularly eye-catching and stimulating. The aphrodisiac properties are faintly present.
The fruit seems to be overflowing.
The strange thing is that there is a lot of light red liquid flowing down from the top of the cave wall, and it drips on the King of Love Grass Tree, continuously watering it and moisturizing it.
Perhaps this is a natural coincidence that has contributed to the fact that this King of Love Grass has not withered after countless years of wind and frost. The red liquid is probably the product of mutation after water infiltrated into the red stone, and it should contain the essence of the stone mine.
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Ye Fan carefully dug a pit about half a meter away from the "Pornographic Grass King" and planted the Tai Sui "Fire Dragon Soaring Sky" tree stump. Of course, he could only rely on deception, and he didn't know if he could get it right.
If he was not fooled, maybe that Tai Sui tree stump would have died, but he was really fooled by the fool.
Tai Sui gradually increased its vitality, and after a few months, buds have begun to sprout. The buds are only the size of grains of sand, and strangely they are bright green, while the main body of Tai Sui is dark red, which is inexplicably a spectacle.
, maybe it’s some kind of chromosomal gene mutation. (Registered members of Internet Piaotian Literature recommend this work e
Ye Fan felt a little tired after planting Tai Sui. Because it was extremely difficult to dig a hole in the rocks and dirt, he sat cross-legged and meditated on the spot to adjust his breathing and regain some strength.
This breath adjustment is not important, but it is faintly revealed that the yang energy in this cave is particularly strong, and it seems to have a promoting effect on the health-preserving skills I practice.
The sense of Qi in the internal organs of the Dantian was particularly obvious, and I felt that the flow of internal energy had accelerated a lot. I was so happy that I remembered it in my heart, so after working in Tianshui Tanzi Village, I would take time to meditate in the cave whenever I had free time.
Ichiban.
Ye Fan didn't understand what was going on, so he decided to do some research, so he knocked off one of the fiery red stones in the cave and asked for advice when he met his master, Old Man Fei.
Some time ago, Ye Fan delivered an air conditioner and returned to Furuchuan County. He went to the ruined temple to find the master, but old man Fei was not there. Later, he went to the unknown grave nearby and cut off some of the too long grass and had to come back.
Ye Fan felt that although Old Man Fei was a bad old man, he didn't look like a modern person at all, but rather like an ancient person who had traveled through time.
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes and was very familiar with it, Ye Fan would have directly imagined "Kong Yiji" written by the literary master Lu Xun in his mind. In terms of image, the master really looks a bit like him.
However, the master is also a bit talkative. Ye Fan has been with him for many years and only knows his surname: Fei. The rest is completely unknown.
It has always been a set of white-washed plain blue robes, a bit like Taoist robes, but not the same.
We see him almost every year, only about a dozen days, and I don’t know what he is doing. In Old Man Fei’s words, he likes to travel around the world. Don’t look at Mr. Fei. Old man, I heard about Europe, America, and Africa.
We've all been there.
At that time, Ye Fan thought badly after hearing this: "Maybe people think that the master is pitiful. He is wearing an old robe from the pre-liberation era, and his appearance shows that he is a down-and-out Taoist priest. Maybe the master will come out with a whisk or a peach wood sword."
He pretended to be a Taoist priest and went around begging for alms to make a living, so he didn’t even charge for a boat ticket, so the master begged for alms and traveled half of the world for free, hahahaha,”
Fortunately, old man Fei didn't know that Ye Fan was slandering him in his heart, otherwise he would definitely give him a hard taste. He cursed: "You little bastard, what do you think of the master and hermit?"
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In fact, like "Fire Dragon Soaring to the Sky", if the formula of this blazing yang thing is good, it can be a great tonic when combined with the yin thing.
That's why everyone was so wild after drinking. Fortunately, Ye Fan still controlled his temper, otherwise Lu Wei and Qi Tian would have gone to the brothels tonight.
It would be miserable if the four beauties of Jingyang brought by director Zheng Qingwang were given to that one. They are all innocent girls from good families, not wild girls.
"If you are proud of life, you must enjoy it to the fullest. Don't let the golden cup stand against the moon; I want to climb high to become a king and capture all the beauties in the world. Hahaha, Wei Zai, Qitian, Brother Zheng, Li Wen, let's have a drink together.
, haha” It’s so happy, so happy
Ye Fan howled with laughter, and raised his wine glass wildly with great ambition.
"Okay! Okay, big brother's words, "I want to climb high to become a king and capture all the beauties in the world" are our ideals. Ideals, male compatriots, don't you think so?" Lu Wei shouted wildly,
Every bit of elegance was wiped out.
"Hahaha,"
A group of wolves in the private room laughed the most.
Of course, another cry of "ahhhh" came next. Of course, it was not a happy cry, don't get it wrong. It was because the girls were desperately using their long nails to pinch the screams of a group of donkeys.
Voice.
All I drank tonight was red wine, which was quite strong. I didn’t feel much about the red wine when I drank it before. Soon after, the stamina started to show, and everyone was intoxicated.
After leaving the karaoke hall, Ye Fan originally wanted to arrange for Qi Tian and Lu Wei to rest at Ziyun Restaurant, but the two brothers insisted on it, saying that they wanted to sleep with Ye Fan. This caused black lines on Ye Fan's face.
Full of crawling.
The two brothers giggled and screamed wildly, which made Ye Fan very depressed. He murmured in his heart: "You are not women, what do you think of three grown men sleeping together? You can't hug them, and touching them is even more disgusting."
.I’m not glass, what’s the point of this, it’s bad luck!”
Because Ye Fan was so excited by the wolf rat broth that he wanted to be a little more unrestrained, so he had already taken precautions and took advantage of the dark and windy night to secretly find Fan Chunxiang, a dish of Xishi, to quench his thirst.
This **** soup was so confusing that it suffocated people to death in one night. But now all this has been ruined. With these two treasures, it is not possible to relieve the pain, and it is not like playing with anal sex or something.
The worst part is how can my small bed sleep three people.
Sad!
Finally, I had an idea. Fortunately, I took my shoes off to enter my room, and it had a wooden floor, so it was fairly clean.
Chun Shui happened to be back in town, so he called to tidy up the room, spread a straw mat on the spot, and threw Lu Wei and Qi Tian on the floor.
He chuckled in his heart and said: "Go to sleep. You two brothers are from rich families, and they usually sleep on high-end goods. Today, let's have a taste of what we poor and lower-middle peasants feel like. What is this called, experience life? Haha, experience life.
But tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.
The two brothers slept like pigs on the floor. They were so drunk that they had already hugged Meimei in their dreams.
Only Ye Fan crossed his legs on the bed and took a breath, trying to use his internal energy to see if he could remove some of the strong yang medicinal properties of the wolf rat soup.
Tough luck!
Not only did he not get rid of his yang-lie nature, but he accidentally developed the "Bat Ears" because of his practice. His ears are comparable to those of a bat.
The muffled gasps from Mayor Cai Dajiang's room next door vaguely reached his ears, and a certain pig brother felt excited.
Immediately I became more interested, wondering what news Mayor Cai would broadcast tonight. So I put the "Bat Ear Tuning Technique" on the wall and ran it with all my strength, and the sound gradually became much clearer.
"Dead man! Harder, harder, eh! Well! Well, Ojiang, what tricks are you playing tonight? I've never seen them before."
A vague and confused voice came, which sounded familiar. Ye Fan cursed when he heard it: "Damn it! It's that sexy fox director Zheng Xuemei from Miaokeng Township again.
I asked Secretary Qin why he ventilated me in the morning. It was Mayor Cai who suggested it, because it was not a big deal that the director of the Family Planning Office in Linquan Town had been vacant.
In order to reduce the personnel pressure caused by the withdrawal of the township and the merger of the town in the future, the proposal is to transfer Zheng Xuemei, director of the Family Planning Office of Miaokeng Township, to take charge of our family planning work in Linquan Town. Family planning work is a basic national policy and must not be careless.
act.
Recently, Li Xuanshi, the acting director, seems to be ineffective at work. The phenomenon of illegal births is serious. In the long run, our Linquan Town will definitely be rejected by one vote in the family planning section in the year-end assessment.
What does this veto mean? It means that all the work we have done in Linquan Town throughout the year has been in vain. And it is pointed out in a subtle way that if Zheng Lijian is to be appointed as the director of the Finance Office, he must agree with Cai Dajiang's opinion, otherwise
"I heard it's called sodomy style." Comrade Lao Cai said with a lewd smile.
"Disgusting! I'm not a chicken." Zheng Xuemei said coquettishly, which made a certain pig who was eavesdropping shudder immediately.
I cursed in my heart: "It's so disgusting! Alas! I don't understand the backward style. After all, Comrade Lao Cai has a low cultural level. What kind of crap can a poor high school student tinker with?"
Alas! But Zheng Xuemei's moaning voice is indeed super lethal, and she is the favorite of men all over the world. Alas! You have to ask Chunxiang to moan like this at any time. It is quite exciting for a woman to moan, especially at that time. It enhances the fun.
The only method."
"It's not what I said, it's what the little shit country said." Suzuki Sakurako, the bad guy said it in the porn film, hehe Cai Dajiang explained with a lewd smile.
"Hey, I can't believe when did Comrade Ojiang learn Xiaoxi. I heard that the language sounds like a duck and is difficult to learn, so it shouldn't be possible. How can you understand it?"
Zheng Xuemei didn't believe it at all. She was probably still shaking her head or swinging her big buttocks, expressing her strong disbelief that Comrade Lao Cai's cultural level could reach the level of a hunched college student.
"I'm sure you don't understand. You don't know that I'm just a technical secondary school student, and later I got mixed up with those crappy TV gadgets. I almost lost a layer of my skin. It was Furong who told me. Besides, I'm the same with that crappy bird song.
If you don't learn, what's the point of learning from Bage Yalu and Missi Missi?" Cai Dajiang was so proud that he spilled the beans.
"I knew you and that naughty fox were still on good terms, hum! Bah!" Zheng Xuemei got angry, shrank her butt, and backed away violently. As a result, Cai Fujiang's earthworm-like words came out.
"It seems that Comrade Lao Cai has the same view as me. Patriots, what's so good about learning the Chinese language? We should spread our Chinese civilization to the world, and ask all the people in the Chinese language to learn Chinese. It won't work if we don't learn it.
It’s all clicked, motherfucker!” Ye Fan nodded secretly in his heart, because he admired Comrade Cai Dajiang in this regard.
As soon as Zheng Xuemei retreated from her insidious move, Comrade Lao Cai was so anxious that he quickly coaxed her: "Xuemei, I haven't had any contact with her recently. That was all in the past. But baby, I have a big gift.
Given to you."
"What a big gift? Is it settled for me?" Zheng Xuemei became interested and asked.
"Hehe! It's okay if you want to know, just lick it clean before talking." Cai Dajiang even smiled like an old dove in a brothel.
"No! It's so "I've never been like that before. It's so disgusting." Zheng Xuemei snorted and refused.
"Forget it, I'm going to sleep." Cai Dajiang was eager to catch him. He thought to himself, even if you, a little fool, want to escape from my clutches, I will be the mayor of the town for nothing.
Damn! It’s good to have power. You can get whatever you want, including money, women, food, drinks, and entertainment.
No matter how noble and arrogant some women appear to be in front of the poor, they wilt when they see their superiors or rich people, and they hurriedly sacrifice their bodies and bones.
No wonder some people say that parents have three turns: follow the wheel in the morning, turn around the plate at noon, and follow the skirt in the evening. I also have the fourth turn, which is to play two people on the bed, hahaha, even better than Brother Zhao Benshan,
After a pause, Zheng Xuemei seemed to have made up her mind and hummed in a low voice: "Then" I'll give it a try."
"Well! It's okay, honey, Suzuki Sakurako often does this on TV. It seems that men's stuff is very tasty, otherwise why would they be screaming so hard?" Cai Dajiang said with a look on his face.