However, their village chief is not a member of the Yu tribe. (Registered members of Internet Piaotian Literature recommend this work etn), but a Han Chinese named Ma. In fact, the village chief Ma Gaitian was also named Lei, and his original name was Lei Gaitian. Later he became a
Yima's godfather was named Ma, so he changed his surname to Ma.
This person can be regarded as an outstanding person, and he has some background. He also has a story, so you might as well listen to it.
Ye Fan told Qi Tian and Lu Weiwei what he heard from Cai Xishi about Ma Gaitian's sexual misconduct. The two brothers almost dropped their jaws. Qi Tian even forgot to start the car and stopped quickly.
Let’s listen to Lao Ma’s romantic story first.
To talk about Ma Gaitian, we have to talk about another "monster-level" character in Shiping Village, which is Fan Chunxiang's younger brother Fan Wang. This person is also a monster-level character in Shiping Village.
Cai Xishi's younger brother Fan Wang is called a monster by the villagers. The only thing that is better than the village chief is that he is young, only 20 years old, and has an education level that he passed the "Police College" in Shuizhou, the provincial capital.
Bima Village Chief has only gone to the third grade of elementary school. He is too strong for a half-literate person and a country bumpkin.
In order to be able to show off to the bunch of rubes in Shiping Village that I not only have a big head, a thick neck, but also a belly as round and fat as a ball, which not only contains more fat, more feces and urine, but also contains a lot of bad knowledge.
Village Chief Ma always has a hero pen of Linquan Town Government embedded in his chest and never leaves it.
I once remembered that Village Chief Ma went to the county for a meeting and had to walk for several hours before arriving at Linquan Town. Because the small road was blocked by falling rocks that day, even a three-wheeler could not pass.
So Village Chief Ma had to walk hard. When he arrived at Linquan Town, Village Chief Ma remembered his "hero" pen. He quickly touched the front pocket with the pen on his chest and was shocked.
It turns out that I forgot the hero pen inserted in my chest in the "dumb number. Cuilian's house. When everyone hears this dumb number, they will definitely think that it is the house number of Cuilian's house. No! The murderous number 2 is Ma Gaitian himself.
of.
What's the purpose of making it up? Everyone is confused again.
Because Comrade Lao Ma has numbered all his concubines, his wife Lan Xiugu is of course the well-deserved boss and has become an o-plan number.
Cuilian was originally Er Guizi's wife, but she also became close to village chief Ma, and Ma Gaitian also loved Cuilian very much. Just like Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty loved Yang Guiji, he was considered a doting wife.
So Cuilian ranked second behind his wife, occupying the second position. This status would have been quite high in ancient times, equivalent to the second bedroom.
However, Lao Ma’s second wife was just a vacant place because she was someone else’s wife. She couldn’t take it seriously, so she was numbered as No. 4.
According to Fanwang, Ma Gaitian still has a number of "sha,kou,wan,nai" and it is estimated that it will not be less than two slaps.
Erguizi was not at home last night, so of course Chief Ma went to Cuilian's place to push the meat grinder all night long.
Erguizi came back early in the morning and came back suddenly. Village Chief Ma suddenly got up from Cuilian's belly, picked up his pants and ran away, so he forgot that his "hero" actually landed on Cuilian's butt.
Down.
Later, when Cuilian was in high spirits, her head, Erguizi, didn't even fart after he came home. He put down the heavy luggage on his shoulders and went directly to the mountain to water the vegetables with a bucket of dung.
Cuilian was so angry that she not only cursed angrily: "You are a piece of wood, you are a lump of elm wood. If you don't pull out the stick to pour out the fire in my crotch, you go up the mountain to pour on those sick little bits."
What are you doing with watering vegetables? Isn't watering vegetables more enjoyable than digging holes? Alas! Forget it! That's it!
As a result, when Village Chief Ma rushed back to Cuilian in Shiping Village from Linquan Town out of breath, he found Cuilian tightening her "hero pen" as a stick.
She was writing and practicing calligraphy in her pussy while saying "Yeah, I called the name of the mountain called the village chief Ma", and her juices were dripping all over the rough cloth sheets.
Of course, Village Chief Ma’s “hero pen” was also ruined and turned into a soaked rat.
“That’s okay too!”
Village Chief Ma, who was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth and was offended. He quickly rushed up, slapped Cuilian on the ear and cursed:
"Damn it! Your big, loose cave needs at least a fire stick stuffed in it. I'm a caterpillar, a hero. I'm just a fool."
This was awarded to me personally by Deputy County Magistrate Zhang. Alas! If I had known that this piece of shit could be so useful in making people angry, it would be more exciting to ask Deputy Magistrate Zhang to use a fire stick next time."
From the greasy and black dirt-covered trousers pocket of Village Chief Ma, he would definitely be able to take out a three-finger-wide notebook with the words "Linquan Town Government." in five large gilded characters.
However, because Village Chief Ma has no problem with washing his hands at all, the words "Linquan Town Government." can no longer be read clearly. The large gilded characters have been turned into ink characters, which makes it look even more ancient. It smells of ink, sweat, and shit.
The stinky smells blend together to create a completely weird smell.
In terms of brains, Fan Wang boasts that he is much smarter than Village Chief Ma, and he is no worse than Chief Ma when it comes to playing dirty tricks and committing adultery.
The only thing I'm not as good as others is when it comes to marrying other people's wives. Of course, Fan Wangyi's "Wuji" can only be ashamed of himself and only be jealous.
At the age of 8, Fan Wang was still a tender chicken, and Jiran had seen the mysterious black hole on a woman's lower abdomen.
There are two sources. One is the old martial arts picked up from the garbage dump, which is actually an erotic picture.
Another source is that I squatted in front of the beautiful girl’s latrine and peeped at her big white and tender buttocks to urinate and defecate. It was also very exciting.
The sense of presence is particularly captivating.
Of course, the consequence of such snooping is that Fan Wang usually puts on his shorts and takes a cold bath that night, and then his sister Fan Chunxiang has to wash his shorts.
In this regard, Village Chief Ma can really be called a big buffalo, and he can endure it! The wives of Shiping Village alone can't even manage a platoon. Village Chief Ma often praises himself when he fights with others in the village.
My ideal in life is to gather together a reorganized company.
At that time, Fan Wang heard this and thought: "This matter is probably very difficult, because there are about 2 people in a reorganized company of the army. It is estimated that Village Chief Ma didn't even understand the establishment of the army's company before he boasted about such a Haikou."
There is a popular saying about the village chief Ma.
Every family is mother-in-law, piglets and calves are all
Son.
In fact, it's not that Village Chief Ma didn't understand "company" and even "platoon". He organized a cooking class of up to ** people into one to strengthen "platoon".
I heard that Fan Wang also forced the village chief Ma Gaitian to write a guarantee letter.
"Impossible! Village Chief Ma is so awesome. Fan Wang, but how can a young boy in his late years fight against old Ma Qitian shook his head, obviously thinking that Ye Fan was saying unfounded words. Lu Wei also nodded to express his absolute approval.
If you don’t believe it, this is a bit too arrogant.
Haha! Why would such an arrogant village chief Ma Gaitian, who can cover the vast blue sky in Shiping Village with his rough big hand, swallow his anger and let Fan Wang, a bastard who is not good enough at all, force him to write?
Have you issued a loan guarantee?
That's because Fan Wang, who is called a "demon stick" by people in Shiping Village, will naturally have some evil ways to hurt people.
Fan had just been admitted to the police college last year, but he had no money to pay the tuition. He didn't want to trouble his elder sister Cai Xishi who was already working hard. Because the business of the Chunxiang Restaurant was not very good at that time, and the gangsters were eating for nothing.
, so the income can only be said to have been through hard times.
So Fan Wang stayed in the corn cob field for three days like a conscientious policeman on arrest warrant, and then he captured and raped Ma Gaitian, the outstanding village chief of Shiping Village, in the Qingshazhang corn cob field.
The local emperor Ma Gaitian of Shiping Village had to admit that he would be unlucky to meet Fan Wang, a slut and a bastard. His first reaction at that time was to touch his rough skin after getting angry at the bullfight.
Thick flesh, a small bucket thick neck, full of thoughts.
If you use force, you must make a comparison of strength. If the physical strength of the two sides is compared, the net is simply not enough.
Fanwang: He is thin, thin, and has an extremely ordinary face. He belongs to the ordinary poor people with no characteristics at all, and even gives people a sickly feeling. If he smiles, he can still reflect the characteristics of Shiping people.
There is a sincere and naive look on his face, and he has the image of a country bumpkin.
Ma Gaitian: Demi. He was as thick as a buffalo, and his arms were as thick as Fan Gang’s thighs.
It is said that when he was young, he could carry a wild boar weighing more than 300 kilograms, and he could kill a ferocious wild wolf weighing more than 100 kilograms with his bare hands.
Therefore, this man is considered a ruthless man with money, power, fists, and status in Shipingzhai. He is the only one in the village. He is the owner of the brick house. In fact, he is just a bumpkin for the boss.
Compared to Fan Wang in terms of body shape, Fan Wang is obviously at a disadvantage. In terms of family wealth, Fan Wang is not even qualified to carry shoes and cook soup for Village Chief Ma. However, Village Chief Ma knows the origin of Fan Wang, the "monster."
"The origin of the demon stick is quite interesting. What's the origin? Hahaha," Lu Wei couldn't help but interjected and asked, his eyes shining with great interest.
There is another wonderful story about the origin of Qifan.com’s nickname “Demon Stick.”
A few years ago, when Fan Wang was just a year old and it was summer vacation, this boy went to the mountains to cut firewood as usual. For a child in Shiping Village, cutting firewood, setting up traps, catching a few pheasants, hares, etc. was very simple. It could also be said that it was
A compulsory course for people in this village.
This time he walked deeper into the mountains in order to chop some larger miscellaneous sticks. After chopping them into bundles, he was humming the song "I picked up a penny on the side of the road" as he walked back.
Suddenly, a sharp evil wind mixed with a fishy smell that could stink to death came from behind.
"No! The wolf and piggy have arrived."
Fan Wang felt agitated in her heart, and she felt something bad. She quickly turned around and put down the firewood. She was about to take out the bag in the firewood and stab it with her backhand. It was too late! A ferocious "red-headed wolf pig" weighing more than 200 kilograms.
.I pounced on him from the side and gave him a kiss. ,日 o8 槗旗书曰曰目