Chapter 234 The Jade Girl's First Kiss, Lao Tzu Loves to Take
"Hey! What a beautiful thought. This girl's first kiss is only dedicated to her heart. But she is a girl after all, and her face is already red. She is so pretty and charming. She looks so beautiful.
Very pleasant.
"Okay, let's take your first kiss in advance. You don't know, I like the beautiful girl's first kiss the most. Hahahahaha, young Ye Fan burst into laughter, and his domineering power began to show, like a human emperor. He has a penis that attracts all the females in the world.
The courage to bend one's head. Dexing. Everyone cursed secretly.
"twitter!"
A sharp sound came out of his mouth, and he ran a few steps with help from a distance of seven meters. He jumped two meters in the air.
high.
A real kick from the air hit Blind Zhonggan, "Chacha, chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp. Chirp chirp."
, making Ye Fan feel a little frustrated.
, weeping than the north
"Alas! Still didn't kick a point!" Ye Fan shook his head. But Yu Feifei on the side was shocked and thought of the "bet on the first kiss" just now. He was so stunned that he was stunned on the spot. He lowered his head and walked slowly.
and moved towards the corner of the ruined palace.
He probably wanted to step aside so as not to attract the attention of Qi Tian and Lu Wei, forget about the bet just now, and let himself go. Just kidding, it would be embarrassing to have a first kiss with so many people.
"Supernatural power!" Chu Yunyi sighed, and Yu Mengbianxue's face turned red for no reason, thinking of Brother Ye's warm palms massaging her face just now at Ziyun Restaurant. She thought of it.
The hearts and souls of these Youxue girls are sometimes in turmoil.
"I,, why do I miss him? Why do I feel that he seems to be very handsome in my heart! A bit like a Bodhisattva." Yu Mengbianxue was startled, "Tsk! I'm getting hot!" She scolded herself.
One sentence.
"Don't slip away, sister Feifei, your promise hasn't been fulfilled yet!" Qi Tian will not forget this, his eyes have been fixed on her for a long time.
"Well! It looks like Sister Feifei's first kiss is going to be praised away by her elder brother. Alas! Amen! A second of silence for a girl whose first kiss was taken away by a wolf.
"Lu Wei was very imposing and made a sign of the cross on his chest.
Chu Yunyi was so amused that she ran over and beat him on the chest, shouting: "I told you to do something bad, and you can figure out this dirty trick. Feifei, don't worry about these stinky men. How important is a woman's first kiss?
You can give it to anyone at will."
"Yunyi, dedicate your first kiss to our poor handsome boy! My goddess." Lu Wei looked up to the sky and prayed, which was very realistic.
"More! I can kick you. If you want to kiss me for the first time, there's no way!" Chu Yunyi kicked him past. Lu Wei ducked sideways and giggled. Chu Yunyi laughed wildly like a hen laying eggs.
"I,,I,,didn't say" Yu Feifei actually used the usual method used by women to do a desperate job.
"Haha" Zhou Junyi touched his neck and joked, "Feifei, it's not good to break your promise like this. Let's take a compromise. Feifei's first kiss should be reserved for his future sweetheart. This
How about Deputy Secretary Ye giving his first kiss to Miss Feifei next time?"
"Hahaha,"
"middle!"
"OK!"
Lu Wei was so excited that even Chu Yunyi agreed and clapped his hands to watch the fun.
Yu Mengbianxue smiled lightly, not knowing what she was thinking. In fact, a slight sour smell came out of her heart for no reason, which actually shocked her.
"I'll let it go." Shi Fan shook his head.
"What's the matter? This girl's face has never been kissed by a nasty man. I'm giving you an advantage. Come on! But you can only kiss the side, not the mouth."
Yu Feifei actually thought about it at this time. She walked up to the stone sculpture gracefully, simply closed her eyes and murmured. What a vivid picture of a woman yearning for spring.
"Go! Go! Brother, go!" Lu Wei shouted and almost jumped.
"Hurry up, boss, why don't you dare to go to a beautiful girl?" Qi Tian stamped his feet anxiously.
"Chichi, Brother Ye. Are you a man?" Chu Yunyi was even more aggressive and forced Ye Fan to come forward. If you don't kiss, you are not a man. What man can bear this kind of force?
"Alas! Poor pretty girl, tonight the beauty of our city TV station will suffer the most serious damage in history, the rain will blow and the wind will blow the flowers away!" Zhou Junyi also wrote a limerick to cheer on the side, and the scene was about to boil.
"Hmph! Do you want to frown when you go up the mountain of swords and go down to the frying pan?"
Ye Fan snorted, turned his head and brought his mouth close to Yu Feifei's face, tried it on the left cheek, and then tried it on the right cheek, but it felt like the angle didn't work. At this time,
I found that Yu Feifei's nose was particularly round, and it would definitely be irritating if I kissed her on it.
Thinking like this, his mouth inadvertently moved up to his nose. Chu Yunyi covered his small lips with his hand, holding his breath and concentrating with everyone, waiting for the arrival of that exciting moment.
Only the hint of sourness in Yumeng Youxue's shallow smile was more obvious, bitter.
It was almost reaching the critical point and was about to encounter poison. At this critical moment, an accident happened.
An object suddenly hit the top of Zhong Xu's stone sculpture. The speed was so fast that everyone around him screamed in fright.
Because everyone didn’t know what it was. If it were a stone, iron or the like, and it fell down, it wouldn’t have broken the person’s head and caused blood.
Qi Tian and Lu Wei had already pounced on them, but they were ten meters apart, too far and too late.
, Zheng Xi Bi Bei
Ye Fan was thinking about taking a break and was deciding whether to kiss or not. At this time, he heard a noise and saw it clearly under the eagle eye technique.
However, the object was almost at the head, and it turned around like a conch, making an almost wide circle and drifting sideways.
With eyes tightly closed, Sleeping Beauty Yu Feifei suddenly felt her waist tighten, as if her whole body was being hugged tightly by someone and was spinning around in a circle.
He was so anxious that he shouted: "How can this be done? We agreed that we would just kiss on the face." He punched the person holding him with a pink fist.
"Feifei, you misunderstood! Brother Ye is here to save you. Something fell from the stone sculpture just now." Chu Yunyi shouted.
Everyone looked at the object on the ground and found that it was actually a wooden lump. It was not big, and it was square and looked a bit like a box.
It was covered with dust, and it was extremely rough, almost like the pillars on the palace beams.
Everyone speculated that the palace was in disrepair for a long time. The rotten beams and pillars on the top of the palace were shaken by Ye Fan's strong kick just now, and a small section fell off.
"Bah!"
A clean and crisp kiss woke up a group of pig brothers, and everyone stared at them in surprise. It turned out that when Ye Fan wasn't paying attention, Yu Feifei gave him a heavy lick on the lips and ran away.
She chuckled like an elf and said, "I keep my promise, huh, what's the point!"
"I" I don't seem to feel it. This,, this is too sudden. Is this the taste of the first kiss? What a pity! How about we have a good time? At least rehearse it to feel it, right? "
Ye Fan joked. He touched his lips and said with a silly smile: "It still has a bit of fragrance. I don't know what kind of toothpaste you use. It seems to have a Chinese flavor. Haha."
"Pervert, hum!" Yumeng Youxue actually snorted coldly, causing all the men and girls in the palace to look sideways, wondering why Miss Yu was so embarrassed.
Qi Tian ran to pick up the wooden lump on the ground. Just as he was about to kick it away, he suddenly heard a sound and was stunned. He murmured: "Big brother. Second brother. Now I really picked up a treasure. This seems to be a treasure."
A wooden box for hiding treasure."
"What! The treasure box." This time everyone cheered and gathered around.
This box is not big, and it doesn't actually look like a box. It is basically a lump of wood. It is about 4 meters long and 1cm wide. The top is rough and smooth. It is exactly like a beam. The surface has not been flattened and there are many burrs.
Thorny wood thorns and small pits.
There were no patterns or patterns on it. Everyone shook their heads when they saw it. They all called Qi Tian a lunatic and went crazy thinking about the treasure. They used a large pile as a treasure box, which made Da Kong very happy.
Yu Feifei glanced at his mouth, and finally seized the opportunity for revenge, and said with a sharp laugh: "Mr. Qi, this wooden stake is probably the horizontal right on the palace beam used to cushion the beam and live in the house?
Look at the top of your head, at the intersection of horizontal beams and vertical beams and columns, there should sometimes be stick heads or wooden piles that look like wooden lumps.
It's a good thing that he came from the provincial capital. Even the "wooden stick heads" used by rural people to build houses can be used as treasure boxes. Gah, my aunt and I laughed to death."
Yu Feifei smiled so exaggeratedly that he almost fell down.
"Yeah! It's a bit like a "wooden swing head." I remember my family used this kind of thing when they were building wooden buildings when I was a child. But it seems that one side would be cut into a triangle shape, because the triangle is the most stable. Then it is nailed on
The beam pillars serve as supports." Yumeng Youxue said as if she had remembered something.
Her views were recognized by everyone.
"Hey, you only know one but not the other. Although I was born in a city, I have never eaten pork but I have seen pigs running away.
This wooden pile does indeed look like a wooden beam used for roof beams.
In fact, it is definitely not the case, because when I picked it up just now, I suspected that it was the one that fell on its head.
But with a strange grasp, I really discovered something wonderful. There is nothing visible on the surface of this piece of wood, but you can grab the place where I just grabbed it. That's right. This is the place.
If you touch it with your hands and touch it carefully, you will definitely find some ingenuity. Let me try it first, brother." Qi Tian chuckled, feeling very proud, as if he had discovered some great secret.
"Oh! I'll give it a try." Ye Fan didn't see anything, and he somewhat agreed that Dongdong was just an idiot, but hearing what Qi Tian said definitely aroused his interest.
He reached out and touched it all over, but didn't find anything. Then he touched the place where Qitian's hand was. He closed his eyes and felt it, and he was dumbfounded.
"It seems to be a word, yes! It is definitely a word, Qi Tian, can you guess what word it is?" Ye Fan asked with a smile, with an incomprehensible look on his face.
After hearing what Ye Fan said, her husband's family all rushed to try it out.
As time goes by, a group of people all tend to become petrified.
Quan murmured in his mouth: "It really looks like a word! What word is it? There is something strange about this piece of wood. Minato can't see anything ingenious about it. He can only touch it with his hands, and he must touch it exactly.
That whole part will feel strange, a rough wooden head, this is too "only"