"Is there any law that stipulates that we can't know your name without seeing the document? Besides, you are a celebrity, right?" Ye Fan snorted.
"You're weird." Tan Xiaoxiao smiled brightly again, and waved his hand in the air seemingly unintentionally.
When the Poison Technique comes, Boss Ye is secretly vigilant. Although he is not afraid of some poisons, it does not mean that he is not afraid of all poisons in the world.
Tan Xiaoxiao, as the number one poisoner created by the Five Poison Sect in a hundred years, must have merit. Although this person's skill is not particularly high, his poison skills are definitely outstanding.
Under the eagle's eye, some purple granular objects were scattered towards him in the air. When Ye Fan heard it, he almost laughed out loud and thought to himself, isn't this the purple wolf flower that the Three Poison Sect has seen? This kind of stuff
Ye Laoda can even swallow the belt leaves. Not only will it not cause any damage, but it can also help in practicing poisonous skills.
Boss Ye pretended not to notice, took out the cigarette, lit it with a click, and took a long puff, praising: "Yes, this tobacco leaf is very pure."
It's a good fart. You should suck it hard. I can't suck you to death, Mr. Xiaoye. Tan Xiaoxiao cursed viciously in her heart, but she had a bright smile on her face, as if a sow in heat was showing affection to the male and female.
Of course, Tan Xiaoxiao just wanted to beat Ye Fan. It was not that he wanted to kill him. After all, this person’s background was not clear, and someone who even knew the name of the leader would definitely not be easy to mess with.
However, being easy to mess with doesn't mean not to warn him. Otherwise, the Five Poison Sect would be too cowardly, wouldn't it?
"It's so hot..." Tan Xiaoxiao picked up the magazine and used it as a fan. Boss Ye knew that she was continuously fanning the poison of purple wolfberry towards herself so that she could inhale it through smoking.
"Do you want to turn on the air conditioner?" Mr. Ye took a puff of cigarette and asked with a smile.
"No need, that's enough." Tan Xiaoxiao smiled and was still fanning hard, while Boss Ye was lying down and sucking hard.
A full five minutes passed.
Tan Xiaoxiao stopped fanning the magazine and said with a smile: "If you can still laugh later, I will call you brother."
"I don't want to accept such a naughty sister who dares to attack my brother. What if I accidentally poison her to death? Well, it's not fun to have a poison bomb around me all day long." Boss Ye seemed to say.
The unintentional words made Tan Xiaoxiao so angry that his smile disappeared. It was obvious that his trick had been seen through by the other party.
"How do you know?" Tan smiled, showing a mouth full of teeth.
"The teeth are quite white. If we kissed, it would definitely taste good, right? However, I guess there is something in your mouth, so we don't dare." Ye Fan didn't answer, just chatting.
"Why haven't you responded yet?" Tan Xiaoxiao snorted.
"Reaction, what kind of reaction?" Boss Ye looked at Tan Xiaoxiao pretending to be a monk, and then smiled like he was in a trance, "Oh. By the way, do you think that such a beautiful girl is acting cute in front of me?
No reaction yet?"
When Boss Ye said this, he deliberately pretended to be a little embarrassed and said: "I'm sorry, just now...just now, I just met a woman on the road who waved.
They said it was 100 yuan for a shot, but I thought it was too expensive, so I held out five fingers. The woman nodded and said 50 would be fine, and I said it would be 50% off, but I didn’t want the money. The woman was so angry that she wanted to leave.
However, it is estimated that she has not had any business for a long time. She has also reached the point where she is hungry, so in the end, she settled the deal for 25 yuan.
I fired several "cannonballs" in a row. So now my body is extremely weak. Therefore, it's not that you are not beautiful, girl, but because. I, I'm sorry, I really can't do it anymore.
I can't find the energy to face such a beautiful woman like you. If I had done it earlier, I would have paid 50.
Now I can’t do it anymore. Even if you lay on top of me and ask me to fuck you, I can’t do it anymore. I can’t do it anymore, this body, oh, the wine has emptied it.”
As soon as Boss Ye said these sarcastic words, Tan Xiaoxiao almost went crazy and ran away.
However, this woman was also powerful, so Zhuan Er calmed down and looked at Ye Fan intently. After a long time, three minutes later, Tan Xiaoxiao grabbed the fruit on the table and started to eat it.
While nibbling on it, he complained that the apple was too astringent and not sweet enough. However, under the eagle eye, Boss Ye noticed that as Tan Xiaoxiao complained, his mouth was not idle. There seemed to be some lightness floating in his mouth.
The red stuff came straight towards me.
What kind of poison? Boss Ye had a question mark in his mind. He scanned it with his eagle eye and gently tested it with his nose. Suddenly, a choking smell rushed straight into his nose, and he almost sneezed.
However, Boss Ye immediately held back. This fight must have made Tan Xiaoxiao laugh. This guy quietly used his poison technique to neutralize and dissolve the gas with venom. This is called fighting poison with poison.
After Tan Xiaoxiao finished chewing two apples, she found that Boss Ye was still smoking leisurely. She was so angry that she stood up and said, "That's it for today. I'm tired too. Let's go to bed first."
As soon as he finished speaking, Tan Xiaoxiao actually went directly into Boss Ye's bedroom, and actually took off his clothes, without even closing the door to the room, until he took off only a pair of briefs and two bras. Tan Xiaoxiao also
He turned to look at Mr. Ye and smiled brightly.
Looking back, you can smile and be charming. The pink and white in the Sixth Palace have no color.
After that, Tan Xiaoxiao seemed to want to stretch out her willow-leaf waist, almost pose a boss, and finally got in and fell asleep.
"Hey, hey, that's my room? You're too shameless, aren't you? That's my room?" Boss Ye chased in and shouted.
"When my brother is so worthless, I can't let my sister sleep in my room for one night. You are really petty. How about I pay for it and you can just go get a condom." Tan Xiaoxiao yawned.
He threw a bag next to the bed at Ye Fan.
Ye Fan reached out and caught it.
Sugar-coated bullets...
Because, although this is just an ordinary flower bag, it contains some of Tan Xiaoxiao's necessities.
However, the outside of this bag is stained with a fiery red poison. Even the bright and fiery embroidery on the bag is probably the poison of Tan Xiaoxiao's masterpiece.
Boss Ye calmly accepted the red envelope and opened it, flipping through it, a little depressed. Because there was a pack of sanitary napkins, a mirror, a bra, and two ultra-thin condoms inside.
Cluck cluck...
Tan Xiaoxiao smiled brightly.
Boss Ye threw down his bag and slammed the door out in anger. He had no choice but to spend the night on the sofa in the hall.
However, Boss Ye certainly didn't dare to sleep the whole night, and Tan Xiaoxiao was almost the same. He spent the whole night performing poisonous skills, and the room was filled with an odorless poisonous gas.
It's finally daytime.
"Bye, see you later, Brother Ye, thank you for the room. I had a good sleep at night. Maybe I will sleep with Brother Ye often if I like it in the future." Tan Xiaoxiao waved his hand and said to Brother Ye.
Kiss from a distance and leave.
"Don't come here again, we can't stand the torment. If you can't hold back for a moment and do something that will make people and gods angry, don't cry and want to sue me for 'that treacherous thing'. Then I will be a
You are a master who refuses to admit your fault even if you lift your pants." Boss Ye snorted.
"It's nothing. I will definitely have your evidence here at that time. We will see you in court." Tan Xiao smiled, twisted his butt, and really left.
"Hey, it's unlucky. I have to help her clean up the room. Because if the poison is not cleaned up, then it won't poison the unlucky ones later?. Mr. Ye is a noble character, so of course he has to take action.
It took a full two hours to find that the toxin was gone, and Mr. Ye was so tired that he sat on the sofa sweating profusely.
Just when he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Kong Yixiong called, saying that Chairman Cha was here in person and asked Ye Fan to hurry over.
Ye Fan had no choice but to take a quick shower and run straight away.
"Miss, how are you?" Idiot asked in a low voice, because he found that Tan Xiaoxiao's face was not very good-looking, and the smile was gone, replaced by an angry look on her face.
"Asshole!" Tan Xiaoxiao was so angry that he swept the teacup on the coffee table to the ground and shattered it into flowers.
The idiot and the others were so scared that they dared not say a word. If Tan Xiaoxiao becomes ruthless, even one of his own people will use poison, which will make you pee. That will be interesting.
"Humph, if you want to play, just have fun." Tan Xiaoxiao hummed again.
"Hahaha, Xiao Xiaoxiao, who made you so angry?" At this time, a loud bell-like voice came from outside.
"Happiness is boundless, Master." Everyone in the room quickly fell to the ground and shouted.
He has long white hair and a shawl, and is dressed in a simple Chinese tunic suit. He wears a pair of Nikes, and his pants are large blue cloth. If the Five Poison Cultists hadn't screamed out loud, it would have given the impression that this person was at a certain level in the party.
A cadre, and a simple comrade with the image of Kong Fansen.
"Father, you are here." Tan Xiao smiled and welcomed him out.
"It's weird, Xiao Xiaoxiao, what's going on?" Gong Qiu looked at Tan Xiaoxiao in surprise and asked after looking at the broken tea cups on the ground.
"It's okay." Tan smiled and said.
"It's strange that nothing happened." Gong Qiu snorted and asked the idiot, "What's going on?"
"Oh, there is a man named Ye Fan..." The idiot didn't dare to hide it, so he told the whole story.
"Xiaoxiao tried it, but I guess I didn't get it, right?" Gong Qiu regained his composure and sat down on the chair.
"Well, I have tried him. However, he doesn't seem to be afraid of my poison. However, I haven't used anything powerful yet. I just tried purple wolfberry, red thread poison, and bright blood poison. However, this person is very powerful.
The taste just feels weird." Tan Xiaoxiao was slightly embarrassed, but she didn't dare to hide it and told the truth.
"What's the taste?" Gong Qiu glanced at Tan Xiaoxiao, half-smiling but not smiling.
"Father, don't think too much. I have no feelings for him, but he seems very calm. Moreover, he doesn't take me sneaking into his room seriously.
Moreover, I slept in his room all night. He didn't say anything. This man is just a weirdo.
Moreover, I don’t feel that he is an expert. He seems to be an ordinary person who is not afraid of poison." Tan Xiao smiled and said quickly.
"I didn't say you took him seriously, but you let it slip." Gong Qiu smiled lovingly and said, "There is no way this person doesn't know martial arts.