Five hundred and eleventh chapter copper full body
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"I'm helping with the care, not the marriage, hahaha." Lan Jiwen smiled. He glanced at his daughter for a while, and then glanced at Ye Fan. His expression was a little strange, and he didn't know what he was thinking. b
"Come, Ye Fan, auntie has prepared some tea for you. Don't pay attention to this girl Yue Zhu. She has a mouth as naughty as a tiger. I don't know if she was made of a bird in her previous life." Lan Jiwen's wife, Zhao Meizhi, smiled kindly.
"You really won't help?" Ye Fan stared at Lan Yuezhu with a half-smile.
"I just won't help, what can you do to me? Mom, the Dahongpao is so small, don't waste it. It won't taste like a savage like him. It's a pity to drink a sip from a cow!"
Lan Yuezhu was even more angry, glanced at Ye Fan, and shouted proudly.
"Forget it if you don't help! Auntie, how about I give you a beauty treatment? I just brought a "harem jade pill, come." Ye Fan threw out the killer copper.
"Harem Yuyan Pill, I heard Zhenyao say it last time. It seems to be very effective, OK! OK!" No matter how old a woman is, she cannot withstand the temptation of beauty. Besides, Lan Yuezhu's mother, Zhao Meizhi, is not old.
, but around the age of 18, it is the time when the appearance will fade and the skin will become yellowish. At this time, it is time to pay more attention to maintenance.
Song Zhenyao had always wanted to see the pill after she came back last time, but she heard that the pill was very expensive and rare, so she couldn't be happy now.
"Where did you get it from?" Lan Yuezhu blurted out, with a surprised look on his face. He couldn't care less about being arrogant. He asked: "Didn't you say there are only a few pills and they have been used up?"
"What do you care about? I'm doing a beauty treatment for auntie. Auntie, let's get started. You lie flat on the sofa and we'll do it in this hall." Ye Fan smiled and ignored Lan Yuezhu.
"You can't do it." Half a pill is enough for my mother." Lan Yuezhu's chest was shaking violently, and the tips of the bamboo shoots in front of her breasts were trembling. This made Ye Fan feel a little distracted again, so he quickly secreted it.
I did a circle of Qingxin Jue and it got better, and the thing under my crotch stopped causing trouble.
"Yeah! Just apply half of it and leave some for the Fujian bamboo." Zhao Meizhi looked at her daughter lovingly.
"Auntie, you must use all the pills for the first time, otherwise the effect will not be obvious." Ye Fan said deliberately and shook his head.
"Forget it if you don't give it. I won't use it. What's the big deal? Just a broken pill, huh!" Lan Yuezhu got angry and turned around.
"Don't forget it, I still have one. I'll give it to Zhenyao later. She should be able to help, hahaha." Ye Fan took out the bottle and weighed it in his hands, as if he was estimating the weight.
"There's one more. No! This one is mine. If it doesn't work, it's mine! I'm going to order it!" Lan Yuezhu couldn't care less about losing his temper anymore and turned around to grab it.
"Okay! I'll give it to you, please. Invite Gu Tingting here, and this one belongs to you." Ye Fan said with a stern look on his face.
"Please, please. Who is afraid of whom?" Lan Yuezhu behaved well after getting an advantage, but the phone call had already started.
Soon Gu Tingting and Song Zhenyao arrived. They watched Ye Fan give Zhao Meizhi a beauty treatment.
certainly!
An hour later, when the effect came out, Gu Tingting was dumbfounded. Even Zhao Meizhi and Lan Jiwen were dumbfounded and praised the miracle again and again.
Gu Tingting's eyes were even brighter, but she didn't know Ye Fan, so she was embarrassed to speak. She was so anxious that she stamped her feet and kept twisting Song Zhenyao, just to ask her to help. However, Song Zhenyao told Ye Fan about the Linquan Economic Zone.
I told Gu Tingting about the unveiling of the plaque, and of course the request was to have the words in the mouth.
After thinking about it, Gu Tingting finally gritted his teeth and agreed. You must know that his grandfather Gu Kaizhi actually had a similar temper to Dean Zhou of Hainan University. He usually didn't write about people he didn't like.
As a result, Comrade Ye Fan took down this letter on the pretext of serving Gu Tingting three times. I heard that after Gu Tingting returned, he also passed all the old martial arts that women can use before forcing Master Gu Kaizhi to meet Ye Fan.
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However, after meeting Ye Fan, Master Gu heard that Ye Fan said that these words were used to hang on the walls for officials and some wealthy people. Master Gu was embarrassed again at that time and snorted: "Huangkou kid, what are you doing?
Words that slander me."
Ye Fan held back his shame and anger and said: "Mr. Gu, although these words are just small words hanging on the wall for those tacky officials and rich people full of money, I believe that after being washed by your words, Mr. Gu, maybe they will
Those vulgar officials and wealthy people can be less vulgar and stinky, hehehe."
"Humph! Young man, are you using my words as washing powder?" Mr. Gu snorted, but in fact, he felt quite satisfied in his heart. The previous sentence of calling Ye Fan a "yellow-mouthed boy" was changed to "Young man, that's it."
Ye Fan secretly sneered and said: "Why are you pretending to be noble? You don't like to listen to flattery yourself. Alas! People are all like this. Everyone is vulgar. There are no good people.
It's just that the way of being vulgar is different. The poor people scold the officials for being vulgar because of their hats, and they are jealous of the rich people's copper odor.
The rich people disdainfully say that the poor are a bunch of poor people, and the officials even more disdainfully complain that the poor are desperate to save face and suffer the consequences. The elegant people say that the white people are vulgar, and the white people say that the elegant people are pretending to be noble. No one can tell the truth in this world.
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"No! Mr. Gu, your calligraphy is not washing powder, it is two leaves with flowers everywhere." He said again, but the horse's hooves were patted on the altar. Shanzhi's face immediately became serious. "Heng said: "Young man, don't be too small.
If you put my words together with copper coins, it will be stained."
"It's okay to stain it for the time being. When the money is donated, the road will be built. When ordinary people in Linquan Economic Zone have asphalt roads extending in all directions, everyone will think of a certain section of the road that is the most difficult to walk. That is
The attitude of Ye Fan that Mr. Gu had paved with his words changed a lot at this time. He was neither humble nor independent. "Humph! You have such a smooth mouth! Grind the ink!" At this time, Gu Kaizhi suddenly rushed to Ye Fan.
shouted.
"Yes!" Ye Fan rolled up his sleeves and started rubbing them without saying a word.
In Gu Kaizhi's teasing smile, he finally brought back the words that could be exchanged for money. He hurried to pretend to be well and hurried back to Yuyang. However, Mr. Gu also gave Ye Fan a special painting of "Broad Sea and Sky".
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So when Ye Fan saw those officials shaking their heads on the stage today, he felt bitter in his heart and cursed secretly: "Damn it, I only got these good things when I was a waiter. In the local dialect, I almost feel like a fool."
, Alas! If I can do something practical for the people, I will be like a duck egg! How sad!"
Donations begin.
An hour later, when the donations were being totaled, there was a sudden loud quarrel, which made Ye Fan rush over in panic.
When I heard it, I almost went crazy with joy.
It turned out that the two rich men were fighting over a painting with the words "Full of copper."
How could Ye Fan dare to ask Mr. Gu to write these four words at that time? Isn't that an insinuation of those rich people?
However, Mr. Gu smiled faintly and said: "Boss Ye, these four words must be given to the donor together, otherwise you can't even think of getting a copy of this slogan. And it must be donated to the hands of the rich, otherwise I will publish it
Affirm, tell me what the words in the mouth are. So what if you dare to play tricks?
In the end, Ye Fan had no choice but to take it back with a bitter look on his face. He was still worried today. He had already arranged for the person to take the calligraphy.
Unexpectedly, at this time, two rich men, A and B, were fighting over this situation, which attracted the attention of the whole audience.
Some officials were whispering behind their backs, and some wealthy bosses were shaking their heads and sighing, feeling quite dissatisfied.
Rich Man A said loudly: "I want to order this calligraphy, what are you going to do with it?"
Rich Man B refused to give in and retorted: "Of course it will be useful if I take it. Man, I am a copper mine. It is so good to be covered with copper. It means that the copper in my copper mine is of good quality. This word is excellent!"
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"Haha, brother, nice to meet you! Nice to meet you! We are a manufacturer of copperware. Hanging this inscription in the company shows that the copper we use is all of the highest quality, and we are innocent. Mr. Gu can testify. Hahaha
"Brother, how about you give it to me, I'll take it in a hurry, hahaha," Rich Man A glanced sideways at B, full of pride, as if he was really full of copper.
"Brother! How dare you call out these four words, Mr. Gu? It's so filthy. Director Ye, I took it away from you, hehehe," Rich Man B joked, with a look of arrogance on his face.
This guy is from Xining Province and has heard of Mr. Gu.
"Little 600,000".
"Tian Wan!"
"We are all!"
"Yu, a millionaire from Xining, has made the final decision. It seems that those who open copper mines are richer than those who open copper products factories in Nanfu Province.
"Forget it! Brother, you are so majestic! Take it away, I will bring you the sword and the Wanna one to attract wealth." Rich Man A smiled and backed down.
However, since the quarrel broke out, the two brothers got on the line and chatted aside. They were probably talking about gossip. I heard that they later became good friends and often took care of each other in business.
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Mr. Gu's words worth at most 30,000 actually ended up being worth 40,000, which can be considered an unexpected gain!
Ye Fan's clear data voice came from the microphone, saying: "The donors have donated a total of 30,000 yuan. We will engrave the names of these caring people on the road construction stone tablets, and they will be on the market in a few days."
It will appear when the county TV station broadcasts the program to express my heartfelt thanks."
Ye Fan's web of words fell to the ground, and for a while there was an overwhelming applause. It stopped for a long time. Ye Fan turned his head and looked at Lu Chentian with a smile without saying anything.
"Why are you laughing at me, Director Ye? You are still far away from Li Ren. Wan?" Lu Chentian smiled gently, appearing unhurried. In fact, he was really happy for this kid's trick.
Jia Baoquan and Wei Chuqing had been secretly having fun on the sidelines for a long time, but there were a large number of guests who did not dare to laugh out loud.
The first and second leaders of the six towns and two townships in the Linquan Economic Zone all stared at Ye Fan with admiration. The common people all regarded Ye Fan as a god. An old lady muttered: "When I go back, I must pay Director Ye up every day."
Incense is waiting
The old lady's grandson couldn't help but muttered: "Grandma! Will Director Ye be suffocated to death if you do that?"
"Little ancestor, how can you say such unlucky words? Director Ye is a god who descended to earth and was smoked to death? Incense is merit. After being smoked, you will become a Buddha. You will understand this later." The old lady educated.