Xia Han is the oldest moderator in the pie book review area. Starting from "Ya Nei", he has been with us all for more than three years. Do you guys still remember the Jiashan District Police Station in "The Official Family"?
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What a brave and fearless Xia Han!
Xia Hanzongzi, who is both civilized and military, is also good at writing articles, and he does his job well, exposing the "insidious inside story" of the native people and the earth dragons. What about the inside story of Xiami? Please read the text!
Zhang Yang’s love story among educated youths that ended without a problem
"The east is red, the sun is rising, something happened in China..."
The audience in Liushan Village was full of people. Tonight was a cultural performance organized by educated youths from nearby villages who went to the countryside. It was very lively. At that time, there was no entertainment at night. No matter what kind of activities were held, there was no need to worry about no one attending.
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"Xiaohong, Xiaohong, you sang the best song on the stage just now." Far away in the background, Zhang Yang could be heard shouting with a loud voice.
"Go, go, go, you can tell which one sings better in the chorus, and you're not afraid of other people's jokes." Ning Hong rolled her eyes at Zhang Yang.
Zhang Yang laughed loudly and said, "That's natural. It doesn't matter who our Xiaohong is."
"Who belongs to your family?"
"Didn't you agree to be friends with me?" Zhang Yang scratched his head.
"Look at how stupid you are!"
The performers were all educated youths who had gone to the countryside. They often did activities together, and everyone was familiar with them. People kept saying hello to Zhang Yang. From time to time, people came to tease Zhang Yang and ask him for a wedding banquet.
The two chatted for a while backstage, and Ning Hong suddenly remembered something, "In a few days, there will be a movie showing in Houbei Village. Let's go watch it together."
"Okay, then I'll tell Wen Feng and we'll go together then." Zhang Yang turned around and ran away.
Ning Hong only had time to say "Hey" and all she saw was Zhang Yang's back. Ning Hong looked depressed. She was such an idiot. Why did she always drag Fang Wenfeng along when they were dating so well?
Fang Wenfeng and Zhang Yang were old classmates. They went to the countryside together and were assigned to the same village. They were good buddies with Zhang Yang. But Ning Hong didn't like him at all, and sometimes she felt that he looked at her strangely.
After a while, Fang Wenfeng also followed Zhang Yang.
"I heard that there are two tyrants in Houbei Village. We have to follow them back and forth to avoid getting into trouble when we meet them." Zhang Yang said while looking at Ning Hong.
"What two hegemons?" Ning Hong asked curiously.
"Yiba is the son of the village chief. He likes to tease beautiful female educated youths. When he sees a woman, he is called husband. His friends call him "the woman's husband." However, he is nearly thirty years old and does not have a wife. He spends all day
Next to him was a chubby young man. Others secretly thought he was a rabbit, so he had to act like a man and was afraid that others would find out, so he deliberately teased women. So they called him "Bunny".
The other tyrant was the fat young man with a body shape like a pig. He even asked others to call him "Julong" because he was the smaller one among the dragons. In fact, behind his back everyone called him "Earth Dragon".
", is the alias of earthworm." Zhang Wenfeng spoke very logically and clearly introduced the basic situation of the two people in a few words.
"Haha, it's so funny. A baby bunny and an earthworm. You have the nerve to call them two tyrants. Wenfeng, you are too cowardly." Zhang Yang held his belly and laughed non-stop.
"One of these two people is powerful and the other is wise. It's okay to offend the first one. We are not from their village. It's not easy for him to make things difficult for us. But the second one is full of bad ideas. I heard that several of them are.
He made me miserable." Fang Wenfeng said with a serious face.
"Tch, what are the two tyrants? Are they as powerful as my two fists? If we meet, it's better not to offend Xiao Hong. If we do, we will beat them half to death." Zhang Yang still looked nonchalant.
appearance.
Fang Wenfeng saw Zhang Yang's nonchalant look and could only smile and shake his head.
Ning Hong had a worried look on her face, fearing that Zhang Yang would cause something to happen, and said nervously, "Zhang Yang, it's better to listen to Wen Feng on this matter. We are not locals after all, so we'd better try not to offend them."
The venue where the movie is shown in Houhoubei Village is the local threshing floor. Even so, it is still full of people. The enthusiasm of the villagers is so high. The movie is shown at 19 o'clock. There is still half an hour before the movie is released, and it is already crowded.
"Wenfeng, look, if you hadn't insisted that we come with everyone, we could have sat in the front and watched." Zhang Yang complained angrily.
Fang Wenfeng smiled and said nothing. Ning Hong looked around, found a place big enough for three people to stand, and pulled Zhang Yang over.
The movie showed a war-themed movie with the characteristics of this era. The villagers would curse and laugh at the same time as the movie. Fortunately, the sound effect was very good, which did not affect the voices of the characters in the movie plot.
Zhang Yangzheng was beaming when he saw it. He felt someone pulling him, and then he came back to his senses from the movie.
"Zhang Yang, I need to go to the bathroom, come with me," Ning Hong whispered in Zhang Yang's ear.
"Wenfeng, Xiaohong has to go to the bathroom. I'll go with her. You wait for us here so we don't get separated then." As soon as Zhang Yang spoke in a loud voice, Ning Hong wanted to dig a hole in her face.
"Zhang Yang, these toilets are so dark, I dare not go in." Ning Hong pitifully forgot about Zhang Yang and asked him to think of a solution.
"Okay, okay, let's look for it again. The villagers have all come out to watch movies now. Otherwise, we can borrow a windproof kerosene lamp to use." Zhang Yang said as he thought, women are really troublesome, and they can be solved on the spot in vain.
It will save you trouble.
"Hey, Zhang Yang, there is a light in the toilet in front. I want to go to that toilet." Ning Hong seemed to have held it in for too long and ran into the toilet like a gust of wind.
Zhang Yang stopped ten meters away from the toilet. Ning Hong had just entered the toilet and shouted to him to stand far away, saying that he was too close and she couldn't get out. Hehe, woman.
"ah"
Zhang Yang heard Ning Hong's scream and rushed over, shouting, "Xiao Hong, Xiao Hong, what's wrong with you?" Ning Hong walked out of the toilet while crying.
Two people suddenly ran out from the toilet. They said with a smile as they ran, "Erlong, you have the ability. You can make women stand under the light and take off their pants for us without doing anything."
Zhang Yang suddenly felt a surge of hot blood in his head. He rushed forward, raised his fists, and knocked the two of them to the ground in two or two blows. He beat and cursed at the same time. From the toilet, there were sounds of beatings, scolding, begging, and crying.
Together. The sound of the movie on the threshing floor was very loud, but no one paid attention here.
Just when Zhang Yang beat the two men almost unconscious, Fang Wenfeng ran over, grabbed Zhang Yang, and shouted, "What's going on with Zhang Yang? Stop beating him. If you beat him again, you will be killed."
"These two bastards peeked at Xiaohong going to the toilet." Zhang Yang said without looking back.
The two people lying on the ground came to their senses when they saw someone starting a fight.
The taller fat man shouted: "Stop hitting me. My dad is the head of this village. If you hurt me, my dad won't let you go."
Seeing Zhang Yang standing up for her, Ning Hong felt sweet in her heart and had stopped crying for a long time. When the fat man said this, she became nervous for Zhang Yang. She quickly grabbed Zhang Yang's arm and asked him to stop.
"You two fat pigs are lucky. If my brother and my woman hadn't begged for mercy, your mother wouldn't have been able to recognize you if I hadn't beaten you today. I wrote your letters upside down." Zhang Yang was pulled away by Fang Wenfeng and Ning Hong.
Walking angrily and shouting.
The three of them didn't even finish watching the movie, so they returned to the village.
"Zhang Yang, do you know who these two people are?" Fang Wenfeng asked while walking on the road.
"I don't care who he is, I will beat up anyone who dares to bully Xiao Hong."
"You, you, these two are the two hegemons I told you about. They may be watching a movie tonight, and there is no one around them. If you beat them so hard this time, you will really be in trouble in the future."
"Trouble, what trouble? Come two and I'll fight a pair."
"Well, it's easy to hide from open guns, but hard to guard against hidden arrows. We still don't know when we can return to the city. We are on other people's territory. If our return to the city is suppressed, do you still plan to stay in the countryside for the rest of your life?"
"Wenfeng, you and Zhang Yang are good friends, help him find a way," Ning Hong said urgently.
"There is nothing we can do now. The bow of the ship and the bridge will naturally be straight. Let's talk about it then."
In Houhoubei Village, in a thatched house, two obese men were lying on the bed, moaning and groaning in pain.
"Erlong, it would be unworthy of a gentleman not to avenge this. Please help me find a way. I will make their lives worse than death."
"Boss, don't worry about this. I'll find out about their situation from my brothers first."
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"Fang Wenfeng, what do you want from me?"
"Ning Hong, let me discuss with you about Zhang Yang's last fight against the second tyrant."
"Ah, how's it going? Do you have any idea?"
"Those two people have come to see me. They want to reconcile with Zhang Yang and are going to visit Zhang Yang tomorrow. I hope you can help persuade Zhang Yang that it is better to reconcile enemies than to end them."
"Okay, okay, I will definitely persuade Zhang Yang to stop," Ning Hong said hurriedly.
On a windy and dark moonlit night, Zhang Yang and the three of them stayed at the farmer's house where Ning Hong lived. After listening to Ning Hong's words, Zhang Yang sat obediently next to Ning Hong, waiting for the second tyrant to come to her door. Ning Hong
While cooking in the kitchen, Zhang Yang and Fang Wenfeng sat in the room chatting.
"Brother Zhang Yang, is he at home?"
"Coming, coming." Zhang Wenfeng heard the voice and ran out to open the door.
"Haha, Fang Zhiqing is here too. It just so happens that I brought Monkey Back's specialty, Monkey Wine, today. We won't go home until we get drunk."
I saw the tall fat man walking in the door while talking, met Fang Wenfeng face to face, and walked straight towards Zhang Yang.
"Brother Zhang Yang, we don't know each other without fighting. Let me introduce myself first. My name is Zhou Turen. The old man is uneducated and loves Lu Xun. Even I picked up such a name in a hurry. This is my brother.
My name is Da Jiangyou, and you can just call him Erlong."
The four people who were still very friendly at first were completely different when they came to the table. Zhang Yang was originally straight-tempered and outgoing. Since the other party did not hold grudges, he became more relaxed. The four of them ate and drank.
Afterwards, even Ning Hong was persuaded to drink a few drinks.
Not long after the five people drank and fell on the table, Zhou Turen and Da Jiangyou suddenly sat up. They looked at each other and burst into laughter.
"Boss, I think this method will work. Some of them have never drunk monkey wine and don't know how overbearing this wine is. Now they have no choice but to be at our mercy. What is this called? Oh, subjugation without fighting.
"soldier"
"Erlong, now you have done a great job. Let's strip Zhang Yang's brother and his woman naked and put them on the bed. Let's just say that they drank themselves and made it like this. We don't have to worry about anything. This is a great idea.
." The native Zhou was laughing so hard that his eyes were split.
"Hey, if you offend me, Julong, once, I want you to remember me for the rest of your life. My brother and my woman betrayed you at the same time. Zhang Yang, just live the rest of your life well."
Zhang Yang only felt a splitting headache. He didn't expect that the wine was so strong that he was drunk. Zhang Yang got up from the table, turned around and saw that there was no one in the room. Zhang Yang shouted a few times,
"Wenfeng! Xiaohong!"
Ah... suddenly Ning Hong's screams came from the room, and Zhang Yang quickly ran into Ning Hong's room. Seeing the scene in the room, Zhang Yang's mind went blank and he fainted.
(Haha, earth daddy, earth dragon... hahaha...)
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