When Ye Kong, Fatty Hai and the Li brothers came back, they were stunned to find a beautiful royal sister sleeping soundly on Yueyang's bed.
In front of the bed, there is a little panda girl wagging her little feet, eating sweets and smiling happily.
"What's going on?" Ye Kong was stunned. He captured a royal lady so quickly? The speed of picking up girls is simply a miracle!
"I picked it up on the roadside!" Yue Yang explained casually.
"Brother, which road did you pick it up on?" From Fatty Hai's tone, he seemed to want to pick one up and bring it back.
"It's just downstairs." Student Yueyang rarely said the truth.
"I don't want to live anymore, I want to commit suicide..." Fatty Hai burst into tears and banged his head against the wall. He felt that he had spent two years in the academy in vain, and he had not picked up a lost little lolita in the past two years.
Fortunately for the boy, he just picked up two of them within a day of his arrival. Sister Yu and Loli were all picked up!
Comparing people with each other makes people angry!
Fatty Hai felt that if he stayed with this kid for too long, he would cry to death if not angry to death.
Moreover, he is still the kind who cries to death of dehydration... This boy's luck is so embarrassing. Is he the illegitimate son of the goddess of luck? Why does all the luck in the world surround him? Fatty Hai
I really want to put three big bowls of vinegar in front of me and drink it all in one go. Maybe then I won't feel so sour and feel better.
The red panda Niuniu was sucking her fingers cutely, blinking at Fatty Hai with her big eyes, and suddenly said a shocking sentence: "Brother, this fat guy is a fool!"
"Ah, she can still talk?" Ye Kong and the others are about to faint. Another talking beast?
"I'm not a fool. Let me tell you, I'm a very smart person. I could easily count to a hundred when I was eight years old. I could write my own name when I was nine years old. After I turned ten, I never wet the bed again. How about that?
?I’m great, right? Little sister, my name is Hai Dafu, everyone calls me Young Master Hai, I am your brother’s boss! Come on, come on, I’ll give you some sweets too!” Hai Dafu also happened to have a pack of maltose,
He bought this specially to please Yue Bing.
The red panda girl Niuniu looked at the amber maltose and felt a little excited.
But in the end she shook her head: "Mom said you can't eat things that come from fools, otherwise you will become stupid. I don't want to become a fool!"
Fatty Hai fell to the ground with a 'bang'.
This blow is really too big!
If the Li brothers hadn't pulled him, he would have committed suicide by jumping off the building. Ye Kong laughed so hard that tears welled up in his eyes. He praised Niu Niu repeatedly and gave her a thumbs up: "Yes, you are right, idiots are contagious!"
The red panda Niuniu suddenly showed a very frightened expression. It seemed that she was really afraid that Fatty Hai's idiot would be contagious.
Yue Yang quickly comforted her who was so frightened that she was about to cry: "This brother Ye Kong is just teasing you. It's okay. Idiots are not contagious. Niuniu, don't be afraid, just eat candy!"
Niu Niu couldn't wait to take the maltose that Yue Yang handed over, put it into her small mouth happily, ate it for a while, then tilted her head and asked doubtfully: "Is it true that idiots are not contagious?"
Fatty Hai cried: "Even if it's contagious, I'm not an idiot... I won't live!"
At the door, the old fox walked in with little girl Yue Bing, and said with a smile: "Classmates, what are you talking about? It's so lively, eh, Niuniu, why are you here?" The little panda Niuniu immediately jumped up from the bed and posed.
He took an attacking stance and showed his white teeth to warn: "Sexy old man, stay away from my mother. You, the perverted old man who likes to peek at others changing clothes, are the most annoying!"
Everyone looked at the old fox, as if they were seeing the world's greatest pervert.
The old fox was extremely embarrassed. Fortunately, he had a thick face, otherwise he would have hugged Fatty Hai and cried bitterly.
"Aha, actually that was a misunderstanding. How could a gentleman like me do such despicable and shameless behavior? A person like me, who is highly respected and clean, let alone peeping, is cautious in my words and deeds even when I speak and do things.
, try your best to teach students by words and deeds, use virtue as a teacher, and use yourself as a model!" Before the old fox finished speaking, Yue Yang had already taken out a color version of the Secret Techniques of the Erotic Palace on his body.
"Vice dean who is a highly respected and clean person, could you please explain what is going on?" Yue Yang asked sincerely.
"This is confiscated from the students!" The old fox reacted very quickly and was very thick-skinned, and his face did not change when he lied.
"What about this girl's tube top?" Classmate Yue Yang pulled a pink women's tube top from the old fox's sleeve again.
"The strong wind blew it to the ground, and I was just about to return it to the owner!" The old fox responded with ease. He looked like a gentleman, as if it was a sin for others to doubt him.
"The Vice-President is indeed a moral model among our students. I admire you, I admire you!" Yue Yang extended a thumb to the old fox, and the old fox immediately shook his head and waved his hand: "It's just a false name. As a gentleman, I
I have always denounced the corruption of social atmosphere, and I am even more saddened by the corruption of young people. Unfortunately, my ability is limited and I cannot do more. I can only lead by example, hoping to influence more people. Today, in addition to leading the way for Yue Bing, I also stopped by
I would like to inform you, student Taitan, that due to your outstanding performance, you have been successfully selected as a member of the death class of the 'Journey to Hell'. I hope you will have a great time while studying and making progress!"
"Do you think this is abusing your power and publicly retaliating against me?" Yue Yang asked this question with a bright smile.
"Actually, I have worked hard to cultivate you. If you are a waste like Fatty Hai, I will not care about his life or death!" The old fox also smiled happily.
"Am I a waste?" Fatty Hai was angry.
"No, I was wrong, you are not a waste!" The old fox said this, and Fatty Hai's face improved a little. Unexpectedly, the old fox's next words made Fatty Hai faint in anger, because he said: "You are not a waste,
How can you be a waste? A waste is a hundred times stronger than you. You are simply the worst scum among wastes. If I were your mentor, I would have thrown you into the devil's abyss to feed ghosts and insects!"
"You damn old pervert, you're the one who made us feel comfortable and enjoy ourselves without having to do anything!" Fatty Hai was as angry as a stray dog, and he almost wanted to bite the old fox to death.
"I told you to die, why didn't you go?" The old fox was indifferent and shrugged: "If you want to prove that you are not a waste, how about you go to the death class with your classmates Taitan and participate in this year's journey to hell?
Does this scumbag have the guts? Forget it, I don’t want to talk to a coward, please stay away from me!"
"Damn old bastard, isn't it the death class? Why is this young master afraid to join?" Fatty Hai was going crazy.
"I hope you won't exist in this world in the state of demonic insect excrement..." After the old fox finished speaking, he put on an amiable smile and said to the little girl Yue Bing: "Classmate Yue Bing, starting from tomorrow, you and Wu Teng
Mother-in-law, let’s take classes. She is a famous plant master. I specially asked her to come out and guide you in this special enrollment. You have to work hard!"
"But yes, I will work hard!" Miss Yue Bing actually hopes to practice with Yue Yang.
"They are trash. It would be a pity if a hundred of them died. You are a genius and you cannot die before you grow up. You have to work hard and become a strong person. Don't let down everyone's expectations." The old fox's words made Ye
Damn it, why are men and women treated so differently?
The entire Longteng Continent favors boys over girls, but this Ivy League student, on the other hand, favors girls over boys.
Studying in such a college, I really don’t know whether to cry or laugh.
However, Yue Yang frowned. He felt that this old fox did not favor girls over boys, but 'taught students in accordance with their aptitude'. Like the obedient Yue Bing, he could just hire the best tutor and teach him carefully; as for Fatty Hai who was willing to enjoy himself
and Ye Kong, who have a strong self-esteem, use the provocation method. The more harsh and harsh the old fox's words are, the more they can stimulate the male self-esteem of Fatty Hai, Ye Kong and the others.
This Ivy League college is actually not as bad as ordinary people think.
As for this lecherous old fox on the surface, Yue Yang found that his third-level discernment could not see through his true strength.
Among the strong men Yue Yang has met so far, there are only two people who cannot be seen through at all. One is the old man Mai from the Killer Guild, and the other is the old fox in front of him... Apart from the two of them, he is the Emperor of Great Xia.
Jun Wuyou, Old Man Yue Hai and others are known to the world as strong men. Yue Yang can also see through part of their strength, unlike Old Man Mai and Old Fox, who can't see through it at all!
"Niuniu, grandpa is gone. Your mother has sobered up. Let her go find the dean's sister!" The old fox waved his sleeves, a white light flashed on his body, and he disappeared from the spot.
"..." Ye Kong and the others may not realize anything, but Yue Yang was shocked for a while.
The transmission speed is too fast!
It’s more convenient and faster than Moyuan’s teleportation ball!
This unassuming old man who looks like an old pervert on the surface actually masters such a powerful space teleportation technique?
It seems that it is not a fluke that this Ivy League college has been able to compete with Shangjing College for three thousand years! The death class's journey to hell? Maybe it will be interesting! Yue Yang thought of this, and a smile suddenly appeared on the corners of his lips.
The sober Yu Jie and her drunken self are completely two different people.
As soon as she woke up, she used terrifying brute force and extraordinary speed to beat everyone in sight. Classmate Yue Yang happened to be away. He was learning the basic knowledge of the War Beast Illustrated Book with little girl Yue Bing. When he came back, he found that the entire
She beat all the boys in the building to the ground. There were injured and groaning students everywhere, and Fatty Hai was even beaten into a pig's head that was so swollen that he couldn't see his eyes.
Ye Kong, who was beaten until he was hung on a clothes rack in the corridor, handed Yue Yang a note.
This is not the drunken cat's sister, but the one left for him by the red panda Niuniu. It has a very cute paw print on it.
She couldn't write, but she didn't forget to leave a small paw print for her brother Yue Yang... When Yue Yang saw it, he really couldn't laugh or cry. Is her charm only effective for little lolita?
Yue Yang had no time to clean up the mess in the room, and suddenly a murderous voice sounded from downstairs: "All students in the death class must gather and arrive at Blackstone Square within five minutes from now. All latecomers will be fined with ten military sticks every minute.
Those who disobey orders and deliberately escape will be treated as deserters on the battlefield and will be punished under military law!"
"Is it really so strict?" Yue Yang was surprised. Isn't this Ivy College for students to enjoy?
He suddenly remembered the words of the old fox. The purpose of Ivy is to make eugenics better and poor students worse... This is a hell for eugenics and a paradise for poor students!
When did you become a eugenic?
Fatty Hai, who was lying on the ground half-dead and dying, suddenly jumped up when he heard the assembly order and pulled Yue Yang: "Quick, hurry up, this is not a joke, that guy is a bloodthirsty murderer, it is said that he has killed many people with his own hands.
Ten late students!”
"So scary? Why did you drag us to participate if you knew this?" When Ye Kong heard this, he felt dizzy.
"Nonsense, if we die together, we are brothers!" Fatty Hai replied shamelessly.