Chapter 16: Conditions for choosing a mate, big and round hips ()
When he saw the one thousand gold reward, classmate Yueyang almost turned himself in!
However, even if you don't understand the truth of "the trees are as beautiful as the forest, the wind will destroy them", you have heard it said many times. Yue Yang doesn't think it is a good thing to tell the world now that he is the innate strong man who lives in seclusion. Of course the royal family is happy, with the innate
When strong men join, the country's strength will increase, but what will the other two major powers think? They may assassinate me before I can grow into a peak strong man... I am an innate strong man at such a young age, and I have never taken any magic medicine.
Without a divine beast, even a fool would think that the innate skills he has practiced are awesome, and there is no guarantee that other innate experts will not covet them.
Therefore, until there is no absolute invincibility, it is best to keep a low profile, act secretly, and make a fortune in silence.
Classmate Yue Yang smiled, pulled on a black scarf, covered his face, and then walked into the mercenary guild in a swaggering manner.
There were a room full of mercenaries inside, but no one could possibly know that the masked boy who came in was the innate strong man that the whole world was looking for. Those who drank still drank, and those who gambled still gambled.
With a person like Yue Yang dressed in black and masked, others can tell at a glance that he is a young thief who has just debuted.
Apart from everyone having to keep a tight eye on their wallets, there is nothing worth noting!
"Excuse me, what are the procedures required to register as a mercenary?" Student Yue Yang is very polite on the surface. In the mercenary guild, the more polite you are, the weaker your strength is and the easier it is to be looked down upon. Student Yue Yang hopes that people all over the world
Everyone thinks that he is a weak person, so he can make a fortune in silence, so he pretends to be "I am a weak person, please don't bully me".
"Pay the money and fill out the form. If you have money, you can buy a 'Mercenary Star Medal'. Every time you complete a task, it can record the points for completing the task and automatically increase your mercenary level, but you have to add ten more points."
A silver dollar." In the mercenary guild, there were no beauties as expected by Yue Yang, only a bald old man with a shiny face.
"I, I can't write, can you fill it in for me? I, I will pay you a silver dollar." Of course Yue Yang can write, but he is afraid that others will recognize the handwriting.
The strong men in Soaring Dragon Continent have all kinds of talents.
If there were a great person who could judge his identity by identifying his handwriting, wouldn't he be exposed?
It is safer to pay this old man to fill it in. Anyway, these are not important, as long as you can get some bounties in the mercenary guild.
The old man saw many mercenaries who couldn't write, but he deceived the student and thought that Yue Yang was a fledgling who had just started his career. He asked someone to fill out a form and was willing to give him a silver dollar? One silver is equal to one hundred copper coins! This guy treats money like this and it is not money.
, what is he if he is not the one who was taken advantage of? He was not polite to Yue Yang at that moment and snorted: "I can fill it in for you, but it will cost you three silver coins."
In his heart, classmate Yue Yang despised this money-grubbing old man, but on the surface he showed more and more guilt: "Three, that's too many, two silver coins, I'll pay you two. Could you please help me fill out this form?"
The mercenaries in the room burst out laughing when they saw the old man bullying the rookie.
Bullying rookies is a fine tradition of the mercenary guild!
At this time, a masked thief with a thin body but a pair of shining eyes came over at the door, snatched the pen and paper from Yue Yang's hand, and scolded: "Two silver dollars, please fill in a form? Your head was kicked by a donkey.
? He is a staff member, and he has the obligation to help illiterate people fill out forms! A fool like you wants to be a thief? Sooner or later you will starve to death! Tell me, what is your name? "
"You fill it in for me? Thank you, brother, thank you so much!" Yue Yang pretended to be infinitely grateful and reached out to hug him.
"Stop, or I'll kick you out of the door... Idiot, tell me, what's your name?" When the bright-eyed thief heard "brother", he immediately glared at Yue Yang.
"My name is Titan." Yue Yang regretted that his move was too slow and he did not hug the other party. He pretended to watch the other party fill out the form, even though he was close to the bright-eyed thief, while sniffing the scent of the other party. Well, this 'brother'
The fragrance was very nice and refreshing, similar to the legendary virgin fragrance. On the surface, classmate Yueyang remained calm, but somewhere down there, he was shamefully erect.
"Titan? What kind of weird name is this? I seem to have heard of it somewhere!" The bright-eyed thief frowned.
"That's the name of a kind of dwarf! Titans, yes, they are very short, and they are still a group of losers. After being defeated by their opponents, they were also thrown into the Titan Hell by their opponents..." Student Yue Yang explained this way.
"It doesn't seem right. If that's the case, why did you name yourself after such a failed dwarf?" The bright-eyed thief was quite smart. He realized something was wrong and asked strangely. If classmate Yue Yang could make this 'brother'
If asked, then he is not a time-travelling man. With a smile in his eyes, he pretended to be high-spirited: "It is precisely because Titan is a failed dwarf, so I have to remember this name firmly and remind myself not to do the same thing in the future.
loser!"
"..." The bright-eyed thief was speechless after hearing this. If this is really the case, just remember it in your heart. Why call him such a sad name?
However, the failed dwarf, whose name was actually Titan, always felt that something was wrong.
The bright-eyed thief looked at Yue Yang and smiled mischievously. He snorted softly and quickly filled in his name, gender, and occupation, and then asked: "How old are you this year?"
Classmate Yueyang counted on his fingers and replied seriously: "Two hundred years old, but still unmarried, I am looking for a girlfriend for ten thousand years. My requirements for choosing a mate are not high. My girlfriend only needs to be beautiful, have big breasts, and have a thin waist."
, as long as the buttocks are round.”
After hearing what he said, all the mercenaries in the room sprayed wine.
Is this kid lovesick?
The legendary toad wants to eat the swan, I guess he is talking about this guy!
The bright-eyed thief also rolled his eyes: "Why didn't you say that I want to have a big butt and that I will love you for ten thousand years?"
Student Yue Yang had an expression that could not be denied: "Love me for ten thousand years is the shortest time limit. If you can love me for one hundred thousand years, it would be even better. One million years is not too much!"
, Brother, what you said about loving your head is very good, very direct, and very magnanimous. A man must love vigorously! However, if you change it to kissing my face, that might be better! Okay, wait a minute.
The first time I picked up a girl, I used it. Have you filled out the form? Thank you very much, brother, I’ll treat you to a late night snack! I know there’s a new girl in the Chengdong Tavern with breasts as big as footballs, come on, let’s go together
Have a couple of drinks and tease her by the way!"
"You...football? What is football?" The bright-eyed thief made Yue Yang choke, but he was quickly attracted by the new term and asked curiously.