Chapter 167: Three women and one gathering together, the world is in chaos
Chapter 167: Three women gather together and the world is in chaos
"Ah, actually, she is my wife, and she already has my baby in her belly. She has never dared to tell you." Yue Yang pretended to be a betrayal of me.
"..." The mysterious beauty was stunned.
"Hahahahaha!" The Lord of Luohua City was stunned for several seconds at first, and then burst into a burst of characteristic laughter. He laughed so hard that his shoulders trembled, and finally he burst into tears. He patted Yue Yang's shoulder with his little hand,
He suppressed a smile and said: "She is still a virgin, how can she have a baby? Can your jokes be funnier?"
"Lord City Lord, how do you know she is a virgin?" Yue Yang asked pretending to be stupid.
"Didn't you notice that she and I both have that nice-smelling virgin body fragrance? I mean, classmate Yueyang, you have to look at the partner if you want to lie!" Lord Luohua laughed.
"It really smells like a virgin, let me smell it!" Yue Yang leaned over to the mysterious beauty.
"Smell your head!" The mysterious beauty knocked Yue Yang down.
"I found out, you guy's face is thicker than the city wall." The Lord of Luohua City leaned down, smiled and lifted Yue Yang's chin with his little finger, his lips came a few centimeters away from Yue Yang's lips, and he exhaled like blue, his movements were very special.
Ambiguous: "Actually, you don't need to be nervous. It doesn't matter what kind of relationship you have with her. I'm just a little concerned about the lifelong happiness of my future guard captain. Don't get me wrong!"
"I've already misunderstood... ah no, I mean I wanted to misunderstand, no, I mean the misunderstanding has been resolved, I'm not nervous!" Student Yue Yang said a little incoherently.
"Your heartbeat seems a little fast?" The Lord of Luohua City seemed to have a cunning smile in his eyes.
"This proves that my vitality is strong." In this posture, classmate Yue Yang can see a touch of snow-white in the collar of Luohua City Lord's brocade robe. His soul is almost drowned in that indescribable and unfathomable cleavage.
Under this situation, if the heartbeat is not going to speed up, it will be unless Dongfang is undefeated.
"Your face is a little red too?" City Lord Luohua asked again.
"It proves that I am in good health and look good!" Yue Yang answered fluently.
"Why is the tip of your nose still sweating?" Lord Luohua City gently blew a breath of fragrance on Yue Yang's face, almost melting the bones of classmate Yue Yang.
Flirting in this ambiguous posture, if the heart does not beat, the face does not turn red, the ears do not feel hot, the tip of the nose does not sweat, then classmate Yueyang must have changed her name to Liu Xiahui. The most terrible thing is that there is a mysterious beauty watching from the side.
The double stimulation made people very uncomfortable. Several times, classmate Yue Yang was ready to just push down any girl. Anyway, it would be fine to push down any girl.
However, he was greedy enough.
I feel that since they are all good girls, they cannot give it to others cheaply, so they have to take care of everything themselves.
Of course, it would be even more difficult to win them all, so Yue Yang couldn't act too arrogant and had to pretend to be a gentleman to lower their vigilance.
Student Yueyang said very definitely: "The tip of my nose is sweating, that's because the weather is too hot!"
Just after I finished saying this, a gust of cold wind blew snow all over the sky.
Floating down...
The mysterious beauty suddenly turned around, sneezed so small that even a mosquito couldn't run away, and murmured to herself: "The weather is indeed too hot!"
"Don't be afraid, my clothes are warm!" When classmate Yue Yang saw an opportunity to be courteous, he jumped up, took off his fur coat, and wrapped it around the mysterious beauty.
"You are so skilled in this move..." The Lord of Luohua City looked Yue Yang up and down, and asked with a smile: "Can you take off one more piece?"
"If you take it off again, you'll be naked. But if you want it, of course I'll give it to you. Doesn't it matter if the pants haven't been washed for half a month?" Yue Yang was about to take off his pants.
"Who cares?" The Lord of Luohua City reached out and touched the fur coat on the mysterious beauty, and said something coldly, which made classmate Yue Yang's heart almost burst out of fear. The Lord of Luohua City seemed to be unintentional and said in surprise: "
Is this the skin of a flying dragon? It’s the flying dragon that I went to the Castle in the Sky with you to fight last time, right? The leather is pretty good, I didn’t expect it to be made so quickly!”
"You went to the Castle in the Sky to fight the flying dragon with her?" This time it was the mysterious beauty's turn to glare at Yue Yang with a look like a meat cleaver.
"Absolutely not. The flying dragons I fought with the Lord of Luohua City last time were not ready yet because the two old men were too particular. I went to the Ghostly Worshiping Eagle Crying Stream to fight the venom flying dragons with that silly girl Princess Sissi.
..." Student Yueyang hurriedly defended himself without having three hundred taels of silver.
When the two women heard this, they immediately looked enlightened: "Ah, it turns out they were fighting with Princess Sissi!"
Yue Yang suddenly sweated. Damn it, how could he pull Princess Sissi out?
This time, it was really impossible to wash away.
Seeing that the eyes of the two women turned into cleavers, classmate Yue Yang immediately raised his hands and surrendered: "Two beauties, please don't get me wrong. I actually have nothing to do with Princess Sissi. Although I went to Yingming Stream with her.
I was fighting monsters, but I didn’t tease her or touch her chest during the process. I didn’t even know that her breasts were a little bigger than both of yours, and I didn’t know about her waist... In short, I was very obedient.
I’ve never done it, I don’t know anything!”
"Go on." The Lord of Luohua City began to accumulate aurora in his hand.
"I seem to be able to believe you!" The mysterious beauty is also preparing to summon an ice storm.
"God, I am really innocent... Who can prove it to me? Gray Wolf, tell me, I am innocent!" Student Yue Yang was about to cry to death. Why is it getting darker and darker? As soon as Gray Wolf heard his master's words, he immediately used
The newly learned foreign language barked "meow" and then nodded proudly, proving that the owner was innocent.
Student Yueyang fell down.
The Lord of Luohua City and the mysterious beauty clapped their hands and praised with a sneer: "Yes, even pets have been trained to help lie."
Yue Yang was dizzy and explained in a sweat: "I really didn't do anything to Princess Sissi. That silly girl can stare at people with a rouge tiger, which is very scary. She can also kill people with a sword. She is so fierce and inferior to
You guys are gentle, how could I dare to molest her? She molested me in turn, it's almost the same, I really have nothing to do with her, God can testify for me!"
"I can also testify for him." Behind Yue Yang, a clear voice sounded, confirming sincerely: "He did not do anything else to me except riding on me and tearing all my clothes to pieces.
outside."
Huh?
Yue Yang turned around and suddenly found Princess Sissi, the swordsman's sister, standing behind him.
He thought he was dazzled and rubbed his eyes.
Finally, I realized it was not an hallucination, and I was suddenly sweating profusely.
The Lord of Luohua City asked curiously: "What happened after you tore the clothes into pieces?"
"He stretched out his wolf claws..." Princess Sissi, who was dressed in silver armor, nodded frankly, acknowledging the fact that she was attacked by classmate Yue Yang's wolf hands.
"No, I just lured a carrion crow, and I promise I didn't touch it!" Yue Yang quickly defended himself.
"Yes, he didn't touch it." Princess Sissi confirmed Yue Yang's explanation, nodded and said, "His claws were stretched out to grab..."
"What happened after the wolf's claws caught me?" At this moment, the mysterious beauty suddenly asked.
"Nothing happened after I was arrested. No, I didn't catch him, and nothing happened after that. No, the enemy appeared. We were busy responding to the enemy and had no time to do anything else!" Yue Yang, a classmate, recalled that he pressed Princess Sissi that day, with wolf claws
Did you really catch it when you stretched it out? I was so nervous at the time. It felt like I had really touched it, but my memory was not very clear. Did I catch it? Yue Yang couldn't be sure. He felt that the whole process was confusing.
"Well, the enemy is coming, probably in more than two hours..." Princess Sissi's words are too easy for people to misunderstand. The enemy didn't come until two hours later, so everything that should be done has been done, and what shouldn't be done has been done.
, I guess I did too!
"What have you done in the past two hours?" asked the Lord of Luohua City.
"I didn't do anything!" Yue Yang felt that even he didn't believe this, let alone them.
"Are you feeling unwell?" the mysterious beauty asked, seemingly doubting whether Princess Sissi had a baby belonging to classmate Yue Yang.
"My body is fine, but I was in pain for several days afterwards!" Princess Sissi's words made Yue Yang fall to the ground. If Jun Wuyou heard these words, he would probably chop off his head. Good guy,
These words were too ambiguous, and they were clearly implying that she had been forced to do it by him, so she had been in pain for several days... Yue Yang felt that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to clean himself. Besides, there was no Yellow River to jump into in this Dragon Soaring Continent.
"Okay, I admit, I wanted to do that in my heart, but I didn't dare to do it..." Yue Yang felt that if he didn't tell the truth, he would have to prepare a will and an epitaph.
"I don't think this prisoner's confession is very credible." The Lord of Luohua City was like a stern judge.
"What's the reason why you don't dare to do it?" The mysterious beauty asked this question, more like a lawyer.
"Cowardly." Yue Yang replied.
"Well, I can prove that his courage is very small, only a little bit bigger than the sky." Princess Sissi, the swordsman sister, is getting more and more helpful, and she is making trouble.
"It's time to pronounce the sentence." The Lord of Luohua City looked like he was preparing to sentence classmate Yue Yang to death.
"Wait a minute, I want to say my last words." Student Yue Yang coughed lightly and cleared his throat: "I regret very much. When three beauties were lying in front of me one after another, I had the opportunity to easily push them down. I missed it, and now I regret it.
.If God gives me three more chances, I will sincerely tell those three beauties that I will push them down, and I will push them down ten thousand times each!"
The world quieted down.
Student Yueyang breathed a sigh of relief, he should be fine.
Although I want to push him down, it has not yet become a reality. This crime should not lead to death.
After a few seconds, the mysterious beauty suddenly spoke, which made Yue Yang feel the urge to commit suicide. Only now did he realize that neither the Lord of Luohua City nor Princess Sissi was his natural enemy. The really difficult girl with this name was not his natural enemy.
The mysterious beauty who knows!
Only she is his true nemesis!
"Besides me and Lord Luohua, who is the other girl who fainted in front of you?" The mysterious beauty asked a very important question.
"I'll chop you to death, you evil sister-in-law!" Princess Sissi suddenly realized that it was obvious that these three girls had no share of hers. She had never fainted in front of him. Although she had been pushed down once, she was sober at the time.
. Then the third girl who fainted in his arms might be Yue Bing... When Princess Sissi thought about it, she became furious and raised her giant sword, ready to kill someone.
"Wait a minute, I remember there was another female thief who was a head shorter than you, but very slender." The Lord of Luohua City pointed at the mysterious beauty and recalled.
"Ah, those are the Yinan brothers you are talking about!" The mysterious beauty seems to know more about Yue Yang than the Lord of Luohua City and Princess Sissi combined.
When Yue Yang heard this, he fell to the ground with a bang.
Even she knows this. Does this girl fuck with her every day?
Seeing that the three women's eyes were like meat cleavers, classmate Yue Yang quickly shook his head and waved his hands: "Misunderstanding, I didn't know that Brother Yi Nan was a girl at all. My friendship with Yi Nan is pure..."
The mysterious beauty suddenly took out a jade pendant and handed it to Yue Yang: "I picked this up after beating the Zijin Marquis last time. Please use this love jade pendant from Baihua Valley to explain your great and pure friendship with Brother Yinan.
." Yue Yang almost vomited blood. How did this jade pendant get into her hands? No wonder the pick-up with girls didn't go well in the past two days. It turned out that this lucky jade pendant was lost.
The three women all looked at Yue Yang, curious to see what he could say at this time.