"Extremely boring!" The bright-eyed thief brushed Yue Yang's big hand away, stood up, turned around and left.
"How can it be boring? Love between a man and a woman, love between the two, romance, this is the most meaningful thing in the world!" Yue Yang hurriedly chased out, following the bright-eyed thief, and laughed loudly: "Brother, don't stop.
I’m sorry, if you don’t know how to do the Fangzhongshu, I can teach you! Although I don’t have much experience, we can slowly study it together... If you have something to say, don’t use the dagger!"
The bright-eyed thief became furious when he heard this, and stopped in his tracks.
He raised his hand, and a gleaming dagger appeared.
When Yue Yang saw the dagger on his neck, he quickly raised his hands obediently to express surrender.
"Go away, you and I are not the same kind of people!" The bright-eyed thief resisted the urge not to kill this kid, and squeezed out a cold sentence between the gaps in the little white teeth.
"No way? You don't like women?" Classmate Yue Yang's expression was very exaggerated: "You are not the legendary masculine, are you?"
"What is a vassal?" The bright-eyed thief couldn't understand.
"In this world, there are two types of 'offensive' and 'defensive'. Offensive is the one who is responsible for cultivating and sowing, and does the exhausting hard work. Defending is different. Defending is the one responsible for enjoying, moaning, and doing
It's a nice and comfortable job... Oh, don't hit me!" Before Yue Yang could finish speaking, the bright-eyed thief had already punched him in the face.
"I'm warning you, if you see me in the future, get away from me, otherwise I will kill you!" The bright-eyed thief was very angry, but classmate Yue Yang admitted that this guy looked pretty good when he was angry.
Some people in the world are like this. No matter they are smiling or angry, they are very beautiful in their appearance.
Once people see it, they can't help but like it.
On the contrary, some people are different. Whether they are smiling or angry, they look very disgusting. In addition to vomiting, they will also have the urge to commit suicide by hitting the wall after looking at them for a long time. Classmate Yue Yang feels that this bright-eyed thief,
It belongs to the former kind of small appearance, and it belongs to the kind that makes people like it more and more. When he saw the bright-eyed thief, he became angry and did not feel scared. Instead, he smiled even more cheerfully on his face: "Don't worry, I will hide.
Far away. Because I’m afraid you, a passive boy, will fall in love with me!"
The bright-eyed thief originally wanted to kick Yue Yang and run away, but when he heard what he said, he immediately felt that the kid in front of him was crazy.
"What did you say? I will like you?" The bright-eyed thief couldn't believe his ears.
"Of course, a man as outstanding and handsome as me is very popular whether among beauties or among handsome men. However, please note that although I am loved by everyone, I am always in love with you.
See the chariot, the three mountains and five mountains, no one knows it, no one knows it, the invincible hand in the world, the jade-faced little wolf king with a pear tree crushing the begonias, but I only like beautiful women and have no feelings for beautiful men at all, so please don’t take it easy
You like me!" Yue Yang raised his face narcissistically, with his nose in the sky, feeling overwhelmed with pride.
"..." The bright-eyed thief almost fell to the ground after hearing this.
It’s not like I’ve never seen narcissistic people before, but this is the first time I’ve seen such a narcissistic person.
The walls of White Rock City are nothing compared to this guy's face. The bright-eyed thief estimates that even if all the narcissists in the world were gathered together and rolled into one person, they would be compared with this guy in front of him.
I believe that the level of narcissism is not even one-tenth of his level!
The bright-eyed thief was glad that he was not a narcissist, otherwise in front of this kid, he would most likely feel so inferior that he would commit suicide with a dagger...
God knows how such a pervert could be born in this world.
That’s right, other than pervert, no adjective can accurately describe the playful, lustful and narcissistic guy in front of you!
"Although many beautiful men have expressed their love to me, my heart only belongs to beautiful women, and that will be forever!" Yue Yang clenched his fist with certainty.
"Don't worry, for such an outstanding toad, I will never like you, and I will never like you!" The bright-eyed thief secretly taunted Yue Yang that this was a toad that wanted to eat swan meat, and that it was a whim.
"Then I'm relieved, brother. I've been worried about this problem. Now it's okay. It turns out that you don't like men. Just like me, you also like beautiful women. Phew, now I'm finally relieved! Since you don't like men,
, and I also like beauties, then it’s easy. This is great. We have a common language and we all have common hobbies. Come on, let’s go pick up girls together! I am a knowledgeable and talented person who has always wanted to write a guide to picking up girls.
Thousands of lost young people are now in need of a partner." Classmate Yue Yang patted his chest and exaggeratedly expressed that his heart, which had been hanging for a long time, had finally returned to its original position. He then enthusiastically put his arms around the bright-eyed thief's shoulders, as if he had found a like-minded comrade.
"I said, you are so knowledgeable and talented, you should complete the guide to picking up girls by yourself. I have something to do, so I won't accompany you!" The bright-eyed thief sneered, and his laughter was extremely contemptuous of this guy who claimed to be knowledgeable and talented. He thought that this kid was only full of lust.
,what else?
"It seems that you doubt my true talent. Brother, you have completely misunderstood. When you understand one ten thousandth of my vast knowledge, I believe you will be deeply fascinated by my talent. Before, I was just worried that you would
I fell in love with me regardless of my status as a man and wanted to have a super-friendship relationship with me, so I kept it secret. Do you understand? Brother, do you think I am an ordinary person? No, I am a genius!" Classmate Yue Yang almost didn't.
Write the word genius on your forehead.
"Are you a genius? Are you born a fool?"
The bright-eyed thief has never seen such an arrogant narcissist in his life, but he still dares to claim to be a genius!
If all geniuses were like him, then humanity would probably be destroyed soon!
"If you swear that you will never be fascinated by me, I will show you my hands... There is no way to prevent you from knowing how powerful I am. Let me tell you, not to mention ordinary people, even the poet Li Bai, he also
He often plagiarizes my poems! Do you know why that boy Li Bai is called the Immortal of Poetry? He plagiarized my poems, and the poet sage Du Fu also often plagiarized my poems. Otherwise, how could they be called "Li Bai"?
Du Wenwen is here, and the flames are as bright as ever. You don't know, it's all because of me that they are what they are today, do you understand?" Classmate Yueyang affirmed solemnly, his expression was very serious, and his bright eyes were stunned.
I was stunned, this kid can also compose poetry?
"Poetic Immortal Li Bai? Who is he?" The bright-eyed thief realized that he had never heard of Poetic Immortal Li Bai.
"Kid, you have to study hard and make progress every day. Even the poet Li Bai doesn't know who he is. That's not okay!" Yue Yang patted the bright-eyed thief on the shoulder in an old-fashioned way, and took out a picture of you: "If you are young and don't work hard, you will be a bastard."
Sad' expression.
"What's so great about this poet Li Bai, why should I know about him?" The bright-eyed thief snorted, very disdainful, but actually he felt a little guilty.
"Haven't you ever heard that he plagiarized my Jingyesi? It's a classic, don't you?" Student Yue Yang's expression was as if he had just discovered an illiterate monster.
"Silent Night Thoughts? I've never heard of it. What kind of poem is it?" The bright-eyed thief tried hard to recall, but he couldn't find the memory related to this poem.