Faced with the storm, we arrived at the end of the rain valley.
Here, there is a particularly strange form of Heiyu Pavilion. Among the countless buildings in the heaven, the garrison has never seen such a house. It is open on all sides, and only four pillars support the octagonal pavilion. Inside, there is an old man, which seems to be
Sitting and drinking.
I got closer and realized something was wrong.
This old man was not sitting, but half-sitting. He just turned into a twisted stone below his legs, unable to stand or sit down. He looked like he was sitting from a distance. In fact, this kind of inability to do so was unable to stand or sit down.
The half-sitting and half-sitting position that cannot stand up is the most tiring. Now this old man is maintaining this position for a long time, and it may be even more uncomfortable than death.
In front of the old man with fossil legs, there was a wine pot and a cup.
Anyone is within reach.
However, the wine pot and the cup were outside the reach of the old man. Even if he poured all his body, his fingers could not touch the wine pot and the cup at all.
I can't sit down, stand, and see the wine in front of me, I can't get the wine pot and pour the wine, nor can I get the cup to drink...
This kind of punishment doesn't seem to be anything, but when you think about it, it's the cruelest punishment in the world. After seeing it, the garrison couldn't help but shiver. If he made it happen like this, he might as well commit suicide. Of course,
He also understood that the super strong man who punished the elderly in this way would never give the elderly a chance to commit suicide, so in this case, life is actually worse than death. Painful death is indeed terrifying, but it will always torture like this.
If the garrison goes down, it would rather choose death. After all, death will pass soon, and such torture will last forever.
"Senior, please drink." The garrison could not break the fossil legs of the old man. The power of law was imprisoned. Once it moved, it would not only not save the old man, but it might also turn into a stone.
But, pour a glass of wine for the old man.
It can still be done easily.
If such a simple effort can be exchanged for information about leaving the rain valley from the old man, it would be too simple.
The guard lowered his head, not daring to look at Yue Yang behind him, respectfully poured a glass of wine to the old man with fossil legs in front of him, and then served it with both hands.
The old man should be an old drunkard who was extremely slandered and took the wine.
I hurriedly raised my neck and killed the wine.
It's done.
The guard felt that he had finally played a role. He had any chance to serve the "Three Young Masters" and he must not miss it. Can the small things like pouring wine for the elderly be allowed to do? Of course, it cannot be done by himself! Next, it must be himself!
, it is how to clutter the old man and get out the secret of passing through the rain valley.
"Ahhhhhh!"
The old man screamed, his face turned dead black with a long hair and a young face.
Lips, purple and black.
Black blood was leaking from his eyes and nostrils, and he looked like he was seriously poisoned and he would die at any time.
"It's not me, it's not me!" The guard was shocked and quickly defended Yueyang. It must be the demon doctor who had passed by before, the Ghost Eye King and others poisoned the cup, otherwise he would have done nothing.
How could the old man be poisoned? But what made the guard wonder was that when he took the cup, he clearly sensed that the cup was not poisoned, otherwise he would not have brought it to the old man for drink. Why would he get poisoned after drinking it?
"Stupid." Yue Yang snorted coldly: "This is the power of punishment."
As soon as Yueyang said that, the garrison understood completely.
It's not that there is something wrong with your own hands.
It’s not that the demon doctors poisoned the old man to poison the old man, but the punishment power of the law is at work. No matter who sympathizes with the old man, pouring wine for him, the wine that enters the throat will turn into poisonous wine. That is to say, even if the old man is
He will not be able to have a good time if he drinks alcohol, and it will be even more miserable and painful!
The act of pouring wine by the garrison is good on the surface, but its real effect is to torture the other party more.
"Yes, yes, I'm too reckless."
When the garrison thought of this, he was ashamed and almost fainted.
Even in the Central Temple, I am a highly wise superior. How could I make such a mistake?
The old man coughed for a long time, as if he was about to cough out the lung lobes.
It's been a long time.
Stopped.
His face gradually regained a little popularity, and his eyes also regained a little bit of spirit, no longer the dispersed look of death before. While coughing in pain, he waved his hand and said, "No, it doesn't matter, I haven't drunk for a long time, I've been slandering for a long time.
, It's really slanderous. Anyway, I can't die, so it's okay to have a drink. You are also experienced people. There were many experienced people with strength like you in the past, but now they are rare... It's actually very simple to pass the pass conditions of Yugu.
, Just catch a living lightning swift in one day and then release it on the top of the Xieyu Pavilion.”
Lightning Swift is a special type of flying war beast with super fast speed.
It flies in the sky all year round.
Even if you sleep, you won’t stop flying. If there are no special circumstances, you will hardly stop flying.
In the heavens, this type of bird is also called the "footless swallow". What's even more strange is that although this lightning swift is good and has a fast flight speed, it is very timid. War beasts that are much weaker than it are, all
It can scare it to flee in panic. If it is captured by powerful war beasts or warriors, they are likely to be scared to death on the spot.
Therefore, many warriors in the heavenly realm also call it the "Gillless Swallow".
With the strength of the garrison, it will not be difficult to catch a lightning swift in this banished rain valley.
But it is a little difficult to bring it back alive and let it fly on the top of this Heiyu Pavilion... The garrison looked at Yueyang and found that he did not express his opinion. He just waved his hand and quickly went out of the pavilion to find the lightning swift.
It seems that not only should we bring back the living lightning swifts, but we also have to have two.
As the "Three Young Master", will he catch the Lightning Swift?
It’s impossible to think about it!
When the garrison thought about it, he set out quickly and thought about how to capture the living lightning swifts?
After Yueyang left the garrison, he didn't look at the old man more. He sat on the stone bench in the pavilion, picked up the wine pot, poured wine into his mouth... The old man's wine bugs came up, his fingers were shaking.
But Yue Yang took a sip after sip, almost half of the wine in the wine pot, leaving only a small half of it before burping.
"This wine is a bad wine, spicy and overwhelming, and it's very difficult to drink." Yue Yang poured the wine from the wine pot on the ground in front of the old man.
"You are such a stupid boy. This is a hundred fruit wine, a fine wine made from a hundred kinds of fresh fruits in the heavens. It is also one of the top ten famous wines in the heavens. How can it be hard to drink? Besides, if it is so hard to drink, you can drink so much
Well? It’s okay if you drink, why are you wasting good things?" The old man was so heartbroken when he saw Yue Yang pouring wine on the ground.
"I like it!" Yue Yang's tone was similar to a prodigal.
"I'm really afraid of you. If you don't want to drink and really want to pour it out, you might as well pour it into my mouth!" The old man had no choice but to put it down and beg Yueyang.
"Drinking alcohol can cause poisoning. Didn't you scream so badly just now? Still drinking?" Yue Yang did not look back, but he put away the action of pouring wine in his hand, as if he was listening to the old man's reasons.
"So you can see that... That's right, I will get poison if I don't drink alcohol. I will get poison if I get poison ten times a day. The hidden poison is triggered by drinking alcohol, so that the poison will get faster. Anyway, I won't die, so you can let it go
Let me drink it, and it’s me who is suffering from poison, not you!” The old man said that he would not die, even if he died, he would drink it. It would be better to drown in the wine jar alive.
"That won't work. I don't have other advantages, but I still have compassion. I usually don't do things that are harmful to people." Yue Yang would definitely not agree if Princess Sissi and the others heard this.
"Young people should not have such strong sympathy!" The old man quickly advised: "Besides, letting me drink is a relief for me, at least mentally!"
"What good times do you do to me if you give me wine?" Yue Yang asked again.
He said he was a person who could not get up early without profit.
You can do things that harm others, but do things that harm others and not benefit yourself? Absolutely not do them!
The old man choked when he heard this. This kid is so kind of personality. After living for so long, he has never seen such a person. He is not very old but has a very courageous person. The worst thing is that this kid has a very stubborn attitude.
He is a cowhide spirit, which seems much more difficult than imagined. But the more this happens, the more interested the old man is in Yueyang. He no longer discusses drinking, and instead asks, "Whose child are you?"
Yueyang said shamelessly: "One of the four major families, the Yue family."
The old man asked in confusion: "I have heard of the four major families, and it seems that there is no Yue's family!"
Yue Yang criticized: "How could it not be? Which era of version are you from? No updates are my four major families now!"
When the old man heard this, he immediately shouted: "So you are not really a big family, I think so, with the qualities of the four big families, how could he teach you such a little monster with a strange temperament? It turns out that you are a fake.
Goods! OK OK, you are not a fake guy. We won’t discuss this issue. Where did you come from, it has nothing to do with me! I am only curious now. How did you become the innate supreme in your twenties?
Who is it, who has such great ability to make a little kid so powerful!”
"The innate supreme is almost there!" Yue Yang waved his hand modestly and showed his master again: "When it comes to my master, if you say it, I will be sure to scare you half-death!"
"Really? Who is it?" When the old man heard this, his breathing became rapid. He seemed to have guessed a few answers on his face, and there was a light shining.
"My master, named Shui Dongliu, is the vice president of Ivy League College. He is good at space teleportation. He has been studying how to improve space reels into teleportation crystal balls to shorten the transmission time and increase the transmission distance. By the way, he is right
There are also in-depth research on the erotic pictures of various eras..." When Yue Yang said that, the old man was immediately defeated. This kid was so funny.
"When did you run up at the Tower of Heaven? Then wasn't the gate of heaven sealed?" The old man seemed to be able to know something about the outside world.
"The news is too backward. What you heard is all about the old emperor's history." Yueyang criticized without hesitation: "It's not okay to go to the gate of heaven. Can't I go to the back door? As long as there is someone behind me, it's easier to go to the back door than to take a regular route
There are too many!"
"There is someone behind you?" the old man asked strangely: "Who do you know? Is that boy from the Prison Emperor still alive? He brought you up?"
"..." Yueyang Khan, the first time he heard others call the Prison Emperor the boy.
"Hey, hey, wait, I understand, you are the apprentice of that little girl Vivien Leigh. That's right, that little girl snatched a compass from the Three Realms in the hands of my unlucky old friend, probably for you.
You have the energy of the snake demon royal family that appears, I can't guess it! Yes, little monster, you are actually the apprentice trained by Vivien Leigh. Oh no, didn't Vivien Leigh seal someone? She came out?
It’s so unreasonable. I’m not as bad as she did. I’m still suffering here when she comes out. This is so unfair!” The old man feels more and more aggrieved as he speaks, and he’s so sad.
"If you pretend to cry, I won't save you." Yue Yang recovered from his heart's shock. Sure enough, this old guy was the kind of person he imagined. His thoughts surged in his heart, but his expression was as usual, and he stored his own goods.
From the ring, a bottle of Chilan wine was created, and a glass of delicious poured it and tasted it.
"I don't have the ability to save you... Hey, what kind of wine is this? It smells so good, it's just a waste. Please pour some for me!" The old man opened his mouth wide, looking like a wine bug was on his mind.
Poor.
"No." Yueyang refused.
"Hey, hey, why do you say that I am your senior? Is this the attitude of the junior towards the senior?" The old man quickly brought out the title of the senior.
"Is he really a senior? His name, origin, country, ethnicity, date of birth, ID number, etc. are all coming up!" Yueyang took out the census registration rack, which made the elderly dizzy.
I have only seen those who question the younger generation, but I have never seen those who question the older generation.
Today, I finally saw it.
The old man was ashamed: "Little monster, I am from the Tower of Heaven as you. As long as I am not blind, you can see that. Don't pretend to be stupid with me."
Yueyang replied seriously: "Old monster, don't say it too sure. You must know that there are many scammers in this world, including those who cheat food, those who cheat money, and those who cheat sex. I must confirm your identity, otherwise
If you ask me to kidnap me to pyramid schemes, then I have to count the money for you! We are familiar with each other, but we still need to register our identity...name?gender?"
The old man screamed with a headache: "I want to commit suicide! I have been locked here for 20,000 years. This is the first time I have the idea of committing suicide! Where did you guys come from the little monster?"
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There is something happening today, only one update is available.
I owe an update to make up tomorrow, and I apologize to my book friends again!