Everyone is a bit pissy, and I’ve been complaining a lot recently. Everyone thinks I’m posting something. You can watch it if you want to, but don’t watch it if you don’t like it. Anyway, I don’t know if I can watch it or not. I’m a person who just farts when I talk, except for Xianghe
Apart from being stinky, I don't even remember letting it go. I think everyone knows about my character.
——The following text——
In the quiet night, the firelight shines brightly red.
Li Xingzhi walked back from the forest holding a long straight bamboo tube.
Hu Miao'er looked at it curiously and was about to ask a question when a "cluck-cluck..." friction sound came from the bamboo tube. From time to time, a few more "huhu..." came out with anxious voices.
Li Xing patted the bamboo tube with his hand.
"Boom!"
There was a deep cry, and there was no more sound in the bamboo tube.
He walked to the fire and tipped the bamboo tube over. The first thing that came out was a long green snake broken into several sections.
"Green bamboo leaves?!"
Hu San'er looked at the bright green color, his body bounced away, and he exclaimed in surprise.
"already dead."
Hu San'er took a long breath and sat back awkwardly. It wasn't that he was timid, but that the name of Bamboo Leaf Green was too great!
"How did you get such poison here?" Hu San'er was still frightened.
"Although this thing is poisonous, its meat is the most tender. It's so delicious, so naturally you can't let it go!" This bamboo leaf green is still the most famous in Sichuan. I had only seen it in recipes before, but now that I saw the opportunity, how could Li Xingzhi do it?
Let it go?
While he was talking, he held up the bamboo tube with his hand, and out of it rolled out more than a dozen hairy, dusty little things.
"This - this is a bamboo raccoon?"
After all, Hu San'er had been crawling and wallowing in the mountains of central Sichuan for more than ten years, so he had seen a lot and recognized this thing at a glance. He was curious, how could Li Xingzhi catch so many bamboo rats with just a cup of tea?
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"Have you ever eaten this bamboo rat?"
"I'm lucky enough to have eaten it once. The bamboo civet is very delicious, but it's a pity..." Hu San'er sighed, looking at the bright green color next to it.
Li Xingzhi looked at the look in Hu San'er's eyes and understood. He just didn't know how many lives this bamboo leaf green had to take away to make these old people in Shu who lick blood from the knife edge so afraid.
He took out a black-gloss dagger from his waist and held the rat tail upside down with his other hand. Fang used the cold edge to make a few strokes on the bamboo rat's fur. He then weighed the rat tail's hand again. The shiny rat skin was
It was like a piece of silk-smooth clothing that fell directly from the mouse. The red underneath was exposed, but it was not scary, crystal clear, like a piece of ruby.
Another slash with the dagger, and the pickled inside fell to the ground again.
The hand holding the rat's tail waved, and a piece of black, rough skin remained in the hand. The skinned bamboo rat fell into a fresh, clean bamboo tube.
Act according to the law, clean the rat and snake parts, take out a few seasoning packets from the body, sprinkle them in, take out a large gourd of sake, fill the bamboo tube with it, and then cover the mouth of the tube.
Everyone stared at his technique, amazed, and felt that there was a different kind of beauty flowing through it. Even the two women, who had seen nothing strange before, still couldn't help but notice it every time they saw it.
If you have read Zhuangzi and are interested in metaphysics, you will definitely sigh: Is technique as close to Tao as possible?!
Everyone was looking at Li Xingzhi's hands, expecting his next move, but unexpectedly, Li Xingzhi slapped one end of the bamboo tube hard, and the bamboo tube shot out like an arrow——
"puff!"
The bamboo tube went directly into the raging fire!
The sound of beep-bop-bop sounded, golden sparks flew everywhere, and the flames shot up three feet.
When everyone came to their senses and turned around to look, they saw that the fire was still dazzling. Under the fire, half a wisp of green was faintly visible, but it was slowly buried in the ashes.
"I didn't expect Li Jialang to have such a skill!" A loud voice sounded.
Li Xingzhi looked towards where the sound came from, and saw Hong Shan turning his head to look at his hand. The tendons in his hand were bulging, and he was holding a black-scaled sword, gesturing thoughtfully.
A layman can watch the fun, an expert can watch the door!
Li Xingzhi didn't know what kind of impact his "Pao Ding Jie Niu's Sword Technique" would have on Hong Shan, who considered himself to be a top-notch swordsman! He didn't even know that a few years later, Hong Shan would gain enlightenment and create a new sword technique.
Become a master of swordsmanship! Of course, these are all things for later.
"Ah - what is this - so cute, so cute!" Everyone looked over after hearing the sound, and saw a girl in red, her eyes full of stars, looking at a strange beast not far away that was clearly black and white, with eyes full of curiosity.
Everyone was just staring at the strange beasts, but they didn't pay attention to the new words like "cute" and "cute" that the girl learned from Li Xingzhi.
"Why did this little thing come after me?" Li Xingzhi said strangely.
These people had never seen this little thing open its teeth and claws, grinding its teeth to suck blood, but they were attracted by its honest and cute appearance.
"This is, this is an iron-gnawing beast?!" Hu San'er exclaimed in surprise.
He is a person who often runs into the mountains. He has seen a lot of other poisonous snakes and beasts, but this 'iron-gnawing beast' is the only one he has heard of.
The bamboo forest is definitely a dangerous place for Shu people, and giant pandas live in certain fixed areas deep in the bamboo forest, so naturally they are hard to see!
"Iron-gnawing beast? Do you know this thing?" Li Xingzhi asked curiously.
In later generations, it is said that this national treasure, the giant panda, was discovered first by foreigners.
"I don't know him, I've only heard of it. According to legend, this iron-gnawing beast is black and white, as strong as a bear, with paralyzed legs, very sharp teeth, and can eat bamboo bones, copper and iron." Hu San'er looked at it with a surprised look on his face.
Looking at this little thing, my mind wandered with doubts: How could such a small and silly thing lick hard objects like copper and iron?
Li Xingzhi didn't believe it when it came to eating iron. But this little guy's curiosity was too much.
In his opinion, someone might have seen the giant panda using its fangs to chew up the pig iron and bronze utensils, and then it became known as the "iron chewer". As for whether these things can break these bronze and iron utensils
, Li Xingzhi, who had witnessed the scene just now, had absolutely no doubts.
"Grudge?"
The girl heard that this little thing had extremely sharp teeth and claws. She originally stretched out her hand to hug the panda, but she immediately retracted it. Then she heard the name of the little beast chewing iron, so she dubiously took out a fine steel dagger, and carefully
Throw it in front of a giant panda. It looks like you are throwing a bone to a puppy.
The little thing looked at the dagger thrown by the girl, and sniffed it with his nose curiously. He felt that it was not something harmful to the "panda". After a moment of hesitation, he stuck out his tongue, licked the dagger, and then bit it into his mouth.
Hundred-forged fine steel is not comparable to pig iron with impurities. No matter how sharp the giant panda's teeth are, it is impossible for it to be chewed like tofu.
Li Xingzhi looked at the girl's little face, which was wrinkled, and looked at Hu San'er with an expression of "You are a big liar". The latter also looked embarrassed.
"The dagger is made of hundred-forged fine steel, how can it be compared with those pig iron bronzes." Li Xingzhi looked at Hu San'er's embarrassed expression and hurriedly came to the rescue.
Although the girl was a little arrogant, she was not an unreasonable person. Seeing what Li Xingzhi said, she stopped staring at the old man and turned her head again, looking at the cute creature in front of her with her big eyes.
While Li Linzhi was having fun with the 'little cute' giant panda, Li Xingzhi twitched his nose, and a light aroma of wine drifted under his nose and spread out.
While others were still feeling nothing, Li Xingzhi reached into the fire with his bare hands and carefully took out the yellowed bamboo tube that smelled of bamboo and wine.
Everyone looked around and saw a few wisps of white mist as thick as hair rushing upwards from the bamboo tube. However, it turned out that Li Xingzhi had punched several small holes in the bamboo tube. These small holes began to be exposed to the air, and later
, the wine is boiling in the tube, and there is no fear of dust falling into it.
Li Xingzhi blocked several small holes with bamboo thorns, turned the bamboo tube upside down, and used a dagger to cut off the top cover.
"puff!"
There was a muffled sound, and a burst of white steam rushed out, spreading over everyone's heads like a small mushroom cloud. This cloud gradually shrouded everyone in it, and a light and refreshing aroma of wine suddenly spread!
Even Hong Shan, who was immersed in the mystery of 'Jie Niu Knife Technique', woke up and took a deep breath.
He felt that his whole body was soaked in the hot spring water, and the fatigue of running around all day and night was all gone, and the wounds accumulated over the years were all eliminated.
Of course, what Li Xingzhi made does not have this kind of effect. However, the effect is still a little bit, and the rest is mostly an illusion.
"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!" Hong Shan probably couldn't say any other words. Such a brave man actually came up with a few words!
"Little Li, what do you mean by this?" Hong Shan said.
Li Xingzhi rolled his eyes secretly.
Who said that a brave man has no twists and turns in his heart? Not to mention the previous methods of dealing with Jiao Da and others, just in front of him, his eyes were fixed on the thing in his hand, but his words were a little refined.
Mention something irrelevant.
He had bad intentions, rolled his eyes, and said, "This kind of eating actually has a name, it's called 'a nest of snakes and rats'!" "Okay!" Hong Shan clapped his legs and shouted, scaring Li Xingzhi next to him.
One jump.
Is this name really good? Hearing his certainty, Li Xingzhi gave a loud voice and became suspicious.
Hong Shan didn't know what the word was, he just thought it was appropriate and easy to remember. Looking at his staring eyes, he was probably thinking more about how to eat this good food early so that he could speak well.
Li Xingzhi looked at this bold man's appearance, and he secretly cursed in his heart, but at the same time he was a little proud. Without further ado, he cut out several bamboo bowls with a few strokes of his long sword.
The bamboo tube was tipped over, and the thick and creamy snake and rat meat soup was poured out. A strange aroma mixed with the fragrance of bamboo, wine, and fishy snake and civet meat suddenly penetrated the bones of several people.
"Oh~~"
Several big men let out a groan that made Li Xingzhi feel numb. His hands shook and he almost dropped the bamboo tube in his hand.
Everyone picked up a bowl and poured it into their mouths without any regard for etiquette and politeness.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
I was so anxious that I couldn't drink the hot soup. As soon as it arrived, it was so hot that several people whined and screamed, but they couldn't bear to spit it out, just like people with hoarse throats screaming to death and immortality.
Li Xingzhi was watching the excitement when he felt a little fluffy thing rubbing against his feet.
"It turns out it's you little thing!"
The underage giant panda had wet eyes and looked at Li Xingzhi longingly, which made all the shadows in his heart dissipate and he was so cute. It was indeed a national treasure panda! He sighed in his heart.
"This thing can be made with your credit." Li Xingzhi touched the little thing's cute and fluffy head, poured out a full bowl, and sent it to the little panda.
…
The fire is still bright.
The night, which had been lively for most of the night, gradually became quiet when the morning star flashed.
——The above 3,220 words are a habitual complaint——
Complaint: Sometimes, I feel that I am very strange - I am clearly clueless, lazy by nature, greedy and sleepy, but I don't know where something is born, I don't know whether it is arrogance or aloofness.
I feel that if I had been born in ancient times, I would have been a pedantic and poor scholar.
This has nothing to do with this book, just look at some of the things I did - there is a scholarship. Everyone who has studied in college knows that nearly half or even more than half of people have the opportunity. At that time, my dad considered getting a scholarship
All the materials were prepared for me, but when it came time to apply, I called my dad, "Our family is not poor, so we should leave these things to others."
This is not the so-called self-esteem problem. After all, many students have applied, and those people are obviously wearing famous brands, but the so-called certificates are written in extremely miserable ways. Sometimes I laugh at myself: Is it because I don’t want to pay for it myself?
Sometimes when I think about some of the things I have done in the past, I feel that they are really weird -_-|||(To be continued.