After basically putting down the rebellion of King Yang Liang of Han Dynasty, Yang Guang's throne was finally secure.
As the saying goes, when you are full of food and wine, you are full of food and drink, and this is also true for Yang Guang who became the emperor.
After the morning court, Yang Guang returned to the palace with a face full of anxiety, skinned Chen Shubao's two daughters and one sister into white sheep, and put them on the dragon bed, planning to play a passionate four-stroke game.
After the three aunts and nephews arranged their postures, Yang Guang did not pounce on her in a hurry. Instead, he flirted with Mrs. Xuanhua with a lustful look on his face and said, "Godmother, how about the children being 'filial' to you?"
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After all, we are from a family background and have been educated in court etiquette since childhood. How could we withstand Yang Guang's flirtatious teasing? The three people in the room, Mrs.
However, it is obvious that this is not the first time that these three women have been played by Yang Guang like this. Although they can't wipe their faces, the six jade legs below have been slightly separated, completely opening the gates of the three Taoyuan fairy caves to Yang Guang, the foolish king.
Stimulated by the three women's refusal to welcome them, Yang Guang's blood boiled. Yang Guang didn't care about flirting anymore and quickly stripped himself into a naked pig. He said, "Godmother, my godson is here to fuck you."
He fired his ferocious iron spear and pounced directly on Mrs. Xuanhua's body, committing an act that was contrary to human ethics.
After charging for dozens of rounds in a row, Yang Guang turned to the two princesses Guangde and said, "Good niece, my uncle is here to love you!"
Immediately, Yang Guang quickly moved the battlefield and launched a charge towards another Taoyuan Wonderland.
I don’t know what kind of medicine he took, but at this moment, Yang Guang was so brave that he galloped between the three battlefields with an iron gun, entering and exiting seven times, killing the three women until they were sweating, discarding their helmets, their faces red, and their ears red.
Breathing slightly.
After fighting continuously for nearly a quarter of an hour, Yang Guang's desire finally reached its peak. He quickly withdrew his iron gun from a niece's paradise, and then quickly entered the Taoyuan cave of his "godmother", Mrs. Xuanhua, and killed more than ten people with all his strength.
After a few rounds, I finally couldn't bear it any longer, opened the floodgates, and tried my best to sow the seeds of desire deep in the peach garden.
In a daze, Yang Guang seemed to have witnessed the scene of the creation of the world. He felt that with one shot, the sky became clear and the ground froze. Yang Guang's thoughts that were not smooth at first were completely clear, and he felt comfortable and happy.
Fairy.
Just when Yang Guang was about to die, the spoiler came.
Outside the palace, a small yellow door came to report, saying that a right servant shot Su Wei, Shangshu Zuocheng Langmao, Shangshu Youcheng Liu Shilong, Yushi doctor Pei Yun, Youyiwei General Yu Zhongwen and his party were at this moment.
They were kneeling outside the palace gate, weeping and crying, asking to see the emperor. They also said that they wanted His Majesty to make the decision for them, as if they had suffered some great grievance.
"It's bad luck! After scolding the guy next door, can't you let me enjoy it for a while longer? What a bad luck for his godmother!"
"However, this thing is a bit weird! Those gang of sycophants, all of whom are in high positions, would be great if they don't bully others! Who else can suffer any injustice for them? It's strange! If they want to be restrained, there are really people who dare to deal with them.
They, I really want to thank that person! I don’t know, I have to give that person a certificate of national hero of the Sui Dynasty or something!"
Cursing in his heart, Yang Guang reluctantly withdrew the spear from the secret cave in the peach garden of his "godmother" Mrs. Xuanhua, and ordered the palace maid to bathe and change clothes for him.
After a while, Yang Guang was already dressed like a dog, and he just said to Mrs. Xuanhua, who was halfway up the wall of Xingmu, "Godmother, please take a rest for a while, and I will come back later to 'filialize' you!"
After saying that, Yang Guang left the palace with a wanton smile and went straight to the front hall.
What Yang Guang didn't know was that he had just left the palace, and on the dragon bed, his aunt and nephew, who were originally in love, immediately changed their faces to full of resentment...
In the imperial study, Yang Guang finally met those ministers who claimed to have been greatly wronged.
At this moment, Su Wei and others were all crying with tears streaming down their faces, and their eyes were as red as rabbits.
As soon as Yang Guang appeared, Old Su Wei took two steps on his knees, stepped forward and hugged Yang Guang's thigh, wiped all the snot and tears from his face on Yang Guang's dragon robe, and said with a sob, "Your Majesty, you
But you have to let me make the decision! If you don’t let me make the decision, I will quit my job!"
"Hey! You're talking too much!" Yang Guang felt displeased when he heard this.
When he lowered his head again, he found that old man Su Wei was concentrating on wiping his nose with his dragon robe. Yang Guang became even more angry. "You damn old man, you know how to go against me in the court every day. Now you are even more angry."
It's just a slap in the face! It's really disrespectful to be old, and it's a thief to not die in old age!"
Resisting the urge to kick this damn old man over, Yang Guang looked at the small yellow door behind him and motioned to drag this disgusting old thing away!
The little yellow doorman was clever. He stepped forward quickly and shouted at the throat of the male duck, "Bold Suwei, you have lost your manners before the king. How unbecoming! Why don't you retreat quickly, otherwise, I will pull out the stick and punish the four of you."
ten!"
Old man Su Wei doesn't care much about the lack of etiquette before the king, but it's not up to us ministers to have the final say on the matter!
However, forty punishments would be troublesome!
I am an old man in his seventies. It would be too embarrassing if he was dragged out and spanked!
When he thought of this, old man Su Wei quickly grabbed hold of his hands and wiped the last snot from his face with Yang Guang's dragon robe. Then he made a frightened look and took a half step back on his knees, kowtowing as if pounding garlic.
Crying, he said, "Your Majesty, you must let me make the decision! Otherwise, I will not live anymore! I will hang myself here in the study today!"
The stunt of crying, making trouble, and hanging is not only practiced by women, but also by a bad old man like Su Wei who is very good at it.
Behind old man Su Wei, Yu Zhongwen and others also followed old man Su Wei in making noises, asking Yang Guang to make the decision for everyone.
One said that if Yang Guang didn't give him the decision, he would hit the wall, the other said that Yang Guang would jump off the building if he didn't give the decision, the other said that if Yang Guang didn't give the decision, he would drink rat poison, and the last one said that if Yang Guang didn't give the decision, he would go to a brothel to prostitute.
When the energy is exhausted, people die.
"His mother, I still want to prostitute myself until I am exhausted! You are just a general of Youyiwei, but you dare to steal my limelight. Seriously, I don't know how to write the word "death"!
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He was cursing in his heart, but Yang Guang pretended to be serious and said, "My beloved, please tell me truthfully what grievances you have suffered. I can't just make random decisions for you without knowing what grievances you have suffered."
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"Your Majesty, the old minister's house was robbed and all the valuable belongings were looted. Before leaving, the thief even set fire to the old minister's house! Also, the gang of thieves also gave the old minister's only granddaughter to
Taken away!" Old Man Suwei said first.
Behind the old man Su Wei, several other ministers also started talking, saying that their own homes were the same. They were robbed and the house was burned down. However, because they did not have any beautiful daughters or granddaughters of the right age, they were not lost.
population!
"Scare! When did Daxing City become so chaotic? In broad daylight, you dared to loot the homes of important officials of the imperial court, and not even one family! This robber is too arrogant?"
Immediately after changing his mind, Yang Guang realized, "There seems to be something wrong with this matter!"
"Such a big thing has happened. Normally, the left and right guards guarding the capital should have been rewarded! But why is there no movement until now? Could it be that these guys are here to fool me?"