Nearly a thousand Youyi Guard sergeants broke into the back house of Tang Guogong's mansion and collectively spied on Tang Guogong's wife taking a bath. As a result, the pregnant Tang Guogong's wife was frightened into miscarriage and gave birth to a stupid son on the spot!
After Yang Guangwen heard this, he couldn't forget the joy in his heart!
By the way, Yang Guang's mother Dugu Jialuo and Li Yuan's mother are biological sisters.
So Yang Guang and Li Yuan are cousins.
Since Li Yuan's parents died early, Dugu Jialuo felt sorry for Li Yuan's nephew, so he took him into the Prime Minister's Mansion (Yang Jian was still the Prime Minister of the Northern Zhou Dynasty at that time) and raised him personally.
Yang Guang didn't really like his cousin Li Yuan, whom he had grown up with since childhood.
Because Yang Guang always felt that his cousin had too gloomy personality, just like a cobra. But this guy could also disguise himself. He always pretended to be a guinea pig, and he just had to carve "I" on his forehead.
"Very stupid and naive" are a few big words!
Yang Guang, who felt that he was honest and trustworthy, was naturally very unhappy with his extremely hypocritical cousin!
In particular, when Li Yuan was a child, he pretended to be honest and defrauded Dugu Jialuo of many lollipops that should have belonged to Yang Guang!
This incident has always been a great shame for Yang Guangyin, and he only wishes he had no chance to take revenge!
"Yuwen Aiqing, tell me, did the sergeants of Youyi Guard actually see Tang Guogong's wife when she came out of the bath?" After being happy for a while, Yang Guang asked with a face full of gossip.
"This, I really haven't asked you carefully!" After hesitating, Yuwen Chenglong replied.
"Oh!" When Yang Guang heard this, his face was full of disappointment.
On the other side, Yuwen Chenglong continued, "Just now, I received a report from a passerby that someone broke into the back house of the Duke of Tang Dynasty."
"When I heard this, I thought this was a big deal! So I quickly led the left guards of the first mansion to surround the Duke of Tang's mansion, intending to catch turtles in a jar."
"Unexpectedly, when I was about to enter the Duke of Tang's Mansion to catch the thief, the people in the Duke of Tang's Mansion actually said that there was no such thing! They even asked me to take the people away immediately!"
"But I clearly heard a lot of noise in the Duke of Tang's palace, and the sound of clashing weapons kept coming!"
"I just thought, maybe the Duke of Tang's government has some shady activities, so I don't let outsiders get involved! But after all, he is the Duke, and his title is much higher than that of me, so I don't dare to make any mistakes, so I have to accept
Return with troops."
"Unexpectedly, just as I was about to withdraw from the siege, dozens of soldiers from the Youyi Guards ran out over the wall from the Duke of Tang's Mansion, with a lewd smile on their faces as they walked. This said about the legs of the Duke's wife.
It’s so silly. The one who said that the people in the Duke’s Palace have really big breasts. He also said that it’s a pity that he gave birth to a son. He was a fool, and so on.”
"At that time, I thought they were bad guys from somewhere. Later, when I arrested them and interrogated them, I found out that they were sergeants from You Yiwei."
"While I was interrogating these sergeants, my left guard army also successively captured more than 600 sergeants who ran out of the Tang Dynasty's palace over the wall."
"Later, I waited for a while, but no one escaped, and then I took all the sergeants of You Yiwei back for strict examination. Only then did I find out that a total of nearly a thousand people had broken into the Duke's Mansion to peek. It was a pity that they were captured by the state.
The people from the government discovered it and captured many of them."
"I feel that this matter is too big to be mastered, so I came here to report to Your Majesty and ask for instructions on how to make a decision!"
After listening to Yuwen Chenglong's statement with great interest, Yang Guang's eyes flashed lustfully, and he spoke with some unfinished meaning, "Then have you asked, how white are the legs of Mrs. Tang Guogong? Are they as white as rice paper? How big are her breasts?"
?Is it that big?”
While speaking, Yang Guang also stretched out his hands and made gestures in the air...
Looking at Yuwen Chenglong, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, "Although I haven't asked, I guess it won't be as big as a watermelon?"
"Uh! Mistake! Mistake!" As he said this, Yang Guang put his hands together slightly and continued to ask, "Then, is it so big? Is it so big?"
"I really don't know about this! Otherwise, I can send those Youyi Guards into the palace and hand them over to Your Majesty for strict interrogation. If they can't answer, they will be punished according to the law! I don't know, what does Your Majesty mean?
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"Yeah! This is a good idea! I insist on it! Go and come back quickly! Go and come back quickly!"
After hearing this, Yuwen Chenglong immediately retreated in defeat.
About two-quarters of an hour later, Yuwen Chenglong led the Left Guard Army of Yifu and escorted more than 600 Youyi Guard prisoners to the outside of the palace in a mighty manner.
As Yang Guangdi's number one bodyguard, Yuwen Chenglong naturally does not need any badges to enter the palace, because the people holding the palace gates are all Yuwen Chenglong's men.
After calling the guard on duty, Yuwen Chenglong whispered in his ear, the guard called a group of left guards, escorted the prisoners of the right guard and sneaked into the palace, and Yuwen Chenglong
He also swaggered to the study room to report to Yang Guang.
Then, for the entire afternoon that day, Yang Guang squatted in a remote corner of the Cold Palace, interrogating the Youyi guards captured by Yuwen Chenglong, and from time to time he let out lewd laughter that sounded like a night owl.
I don’t know if these You Yiwei are all really eloquent, or if they have been trained by some famous teacher. In short, every You Yiwei who was interrogated by Yang Guang was eloquent. Once he opened his mouth, he would be all smiles and drool.
, gushing endlessly!
The protagonist of the story, without exception, is Tang Guogong’s wife.
Madam Tang Guogong and the bearer, Madam Tang Guogong and the groom, Madam Tang Guogong and the beggar, Madam Tang Guogong and the dog, Madam Tang Guogong and the big black horse, Madame Tang Guogong and the elephant, etc. In short, it is very pornographic and violent.
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Since then, Yang Guang has had an additional hobby, which is listening to storytelling.
However, Yang Guang likes the kind of storytelling with color, and the protagonist of the story must be Tang Guogong's wife.
It wasn't until the time to hold the lantern that Yang Guang walked out of the cold palace in high spirits and with a satisfied look on his face. As he walked, he hooked Yuwen Chenglong's shoulder and said, "Boy, that's good! I'm very optimistic about you! I didn't expect you to have such abilities.
You are really underestimating your talents by becoming the general of Zuowei!"
"It is my duty to be loyal to Your Majesty. I dare not accept His Majesty's praise for me!" Yu Wen Chenglong said with a sincere and frightened look.
"Well, that's right! I just like people like you who are both capable and know how to advance and retreat! Unlike those civil and military ministers, who have no ability when it comes to serious matters, but one of them has his tail raised to the sky.
!As if I am a minister and they are emperors!"
"I'm so ashamed of myself! I'm just a little smart and can't be put on the stage. According to what I've heard, although the old man Su Wei's character is not that good, he still has a certain ability to govern the country! I can't compare with him.
he!"
"Well, that makes sense! However, when it comes to the ability to lead troops in war, even ten thousand old man Su can't compare with you. I still know this!"
"Knowing people well and handling them well, His Majesty is truly a famous king through the ages!"
"Hehe! The one who knows me is Yuwen Chenglong! Hahahaha!" After laughing for a long time, Yang Guang stood up straight and patted Yuwen Chenglong on the shoulder and said, "You should go back quickly, don't keep my eldest sister waiting for too long!
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"Well, also, after playing with Old Man Su's granddaughter, you have to deal with it! You can make up any excuses then, but there is only one thing, you must not be caught by Old Man Su! Although your hobby is very to my liking.
, However, from now on, you’d better do as little as possible with the family members of those ministers. Once the stalemate breaks out, I may not be able to protect you. Also, remember, don’t let my eldest sister know!”
After saying that, Yang Guang ignored the confused Yuwen Chenglong and walked away with a lewd smile on his face.
"What is this and what?" Although he was puzzled, Yuwen Chenglong didn't want to catch up and ask Yang Guang for clarification. He looked at the sky and saw that it was getting late. It was almost time to hand over to his second brother, so he led a group of people.
The left guards led the prisoners outside the palace.