One hundred and eighty fourth chapter five four thirty eight
It wasn't until sunset that Xiongkuohai dragged his tired body back to Wuhou Mansion.
"Why haven't you run away yet?"
As soon as Lao Xiong entered the gate of Wuhou Mansion, he heard a delicate and crisp childish voice.
After hearing this, Xiong Kuohai felt his balls cramping, his knees felt weak, and he fell to the ground with a "pop" sound.
"Oh my dear mother! My dear, please show mercy and spare me, my old man!"
"I swear, I have really changed my mind and turned a new leaf! From now on, I will never stop and rob people on the road again! I will never bully children again! From now on, I will go out on the streets every day to do good people and good deeds for my boss.
The uncle chopped firewood and carried water, and helped the old woman cross the road! My aunt, can you please spare me, my old man? I have sincerely changed my mind!"
As he murmured, Lao Xiong's voice almost sounded a bit crying!
This can’t be blamed on Xiong Kuohai’s incompetence. In fact, that girl Yuwen Chuchen is so devilish and cruel! The way this girl tortures people is definitely unforgettable and terrifying physically and mentally!
Not to mention anything else, but one thing is enough to make Lao Xiong unforgettable for the rest of his life! That is, to this day, Lao Xiong still feels that his balls are severely bruised! He doesn’t know if they are still functioning normally!
When Lao Xiong gave in, the little girl Yuwen Chuchen also felt a little bored! We can bully bad people, but we can't bully such an honest child who doesn't even struggle to resist? That would be too unfulfilling!
After hesitating for a moment, the little girl said suspiciously, "Big Bear, have you really decided not to be a bandit?"
"Yeah! I will never be a bandit! From now on, I will do good things and do good deeds every day! I will do ten good deeds every day!"
"Oh!" The big eyes twirled around twice, and the little girl said again in a seductive manner, "In this case, um, I announce that your labor reform will be carried out for the time being! You can leave!"
"Go? Where to go?" Hearing this, Xiong Kuohai's head was filled with questions.
"You can go wherever you like! Anyway, just leave our Wuhou Mansion!"
"Leave? Leave Wuhou Mansion? I have always dreamed of leaving Wuhou Mansion! But, do I dare? Who knows if you, the little devil, are deliberately entertaining me! Wait until I say so.
Let's go, you little devil must be playing 'officers and soldiers catching thieves' again! I only have two balls, so I can't be frustrated again!"
Thinking in his heart, Xiong Kuohai slapped his chest loudly and replied righteously. "No! I won't leave! I've decided! From now on, I won't go anywhere.
!I, Lao Xiong, will be a servant in Wuhou Mansion!"
"Are you really willing to be a servant in Wuhou Mansion?"
"It's true! It's absolutely true! It's more real than real gold!"
"Willingly?"
"That's a must! Absolutely willingly, without any reluctance!"
"Well, then, just put your fingerprints on this deed of betrayal!" Miraculously, the little girl Yuwen Chuchen casually took out a deed of betrayal and handed it to Xiong Kuohai.
Now, Lao Xiong was completely dumbfounded!
Last time, even though General Yuwen Xiaoma Gan'er wanted Xiong Kuohai to work as a coachman in Wuhou Mansion, he didn't force him to sign a contract of betrayal!
But what should we do in this situation?
Don’t sign? That little devil is looking at me eagerly! I guess I have to say “no”. The chance that my old man can walk out of the Wuhou Mansion intact is definitely close to zero!
But if I sign it, then I, Lao Xiong, will really be unable to get rid of his identity as this servant for the rest of my life!
It’s difficult!
Why is it so difficult to be a human being?
"You don't want to sign? Humph! I won't force you, grandma!" He glanced at Xiong Kuohai fiercely, and the little devil Yuwen Chuchen raised his slender hand, about to put away the deed of betrayal...
Ji Lingling shuddered, Xiong Kuohai quickly came back to his senses, and hurriedly said without any hesitation, "I sign! I sign! My little aunt, can't I, Lao Xiong, sign?"
"Why do you mean you can't sign it? It seems like our Wuhou Mansion is forcing you to sell yourself? Our Wuhou Mansion has always convinced people with virtue and has never done such things as forced buying and selling!"
"Yes, that's right! Our Wuhou Mansion has always convinced people with virtue! We never buy or sell by force! This time, I, Lao Xiong, strongly requested to come to Wuhou Mansion to serve as a member of the family! My aunt, please take this into account.
For the sake of my sincerity, I, Lao Xiong, will accept me!"
"My old man is in great shape and tastes great when he eats..."
"Stop! We don't want foodies in Wuhou Mansion! Tell me, what do you know how to do? If you can't give me a reason to convince my aunt, huh!"
Hearing this, he couldn't help but shrink his neck. Xiong Kuohai quickly changed his words and said, "Sister-in-law, I was wrong!"
"I'm telling my aunt, I can do anything! I can hunt tigers in the mountains, catch dragons in the sea, carry water when I go out, and chop firewood when I get home. I can also drive a car, fight, kill people, and set fires.
!Well……"
Realizing that he had let something slip, Xiong Kuohai quickly closed his mouth and quietly raised his big bell-like eyes to carefully glance at Yuwen Chuchen, looking cautious and pitiful.
As if he didn't hear Xiong Kuohai's words of murder and arson, Yuwen Chuchen, the little devil, waved his hand lightly and said, "Since you can work, well, I will reluctantly accept you! Put your fingerprints on this contract of betrayal!"
Although he was unwilling to do so, under the intimidation of Yu Wen Chuchen's cruel eyes, Xiong Kuohai was still full of grief and indignation, and put a huge paw print on the deed of betrayal.
After taking back the deed of betrayal and looking at it carefully, the little girl Yuwen Chuchen shouted without looking back, "Caiwei!"
Next to him, a six or seven-year-old girl hurriedly stepped forward and replied, "Here! Sister, what are your orders?"
"Well, you go back to the backyard and give this deed of sale to my eldest sister!"
"It's your order!" The little girl named Caiwei stepped forward to take the deed of betrayal, turned around and disappeared with a squeak!
"It's over! It's over now! I, Lao Xiong, probably won't be able to escape the fate of this person in this life!" With the disappearance of the little girl Caiwei, Xiong Kuohai's heart finally sank to the bottom of the lake!
"The vast sea!" The little girl Yuwen Chuchen suddenly shouted in a deep voice.
Just as he was looking at himself and feeling sorry for himself, he was frightened by the little girl Yuwen Chuchen's voice and trembled again. When he came to his senses, Xiong Kuohai did not dare to get angry, but quickly put on a flattering look on his face, "Sister, you old man
What do you want me to do?"
"Hmph!" Satisfied with Xiong Kuohai's performance, the little girl Yuwen Chuchen felt a bit proud of her little hen, "You're wise! You have to remember, from now on, you are Wu.
I’m a servant of the Hou Mansion!”
"Yeah! I remember it, old man!"
"Since you are a servant of Wuhou Mansion, you can no longer use your original name!"
"ah?"
"Hmph! Ah what? In view of your consistent behavior, from now on, you are the lowest servant in Wuhou Mansion! And the lowest servant in Wuhou Mansion has no name! Five, four, three and eight are yours
Lifetime codename!"
"Cai Ping, Cai Lian, Cai He, you guys come here and put his identity tag on him!"
Before Xiong Kuohai could react, three little girls had already picked up wooden sticks and smashed down Xiong Kuohai's head and face.