"Everything changes for its own reason, it's physics!"
"The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, it is physics! The moon waxes and wanes, it is also physics! The wood is straight in the middle of the rope, the water drips through the stone, the spring flowers and autumn are fruitful, and the water is boiled for cooking, it is all physics! In a word, our physics is to
Tell the truth about the changes of all things!"
"Everyone, look at what you have in your hands."
"Liu Li!"
"Glass!"
"Tell Teacher Yuwen, I know this, it's called a triangular prism!"
"Okay! Everyone is right!"
"Then, let me ask you again, what color is sunlight?"
"It's red."
"No! It's yellow!"
"It's red!"
"It's yellow!"
"Okay, everyone, stop making noise! Listen to me!"
"This time, everyone is right, and everyone is wrong!"
"My classmate who said the sun is red, let me ask you, are you saying that because the sun you see in the morning and evening is red, right?"
"Report to Teacher Yuwen, yes!"
"So, the classmate who said Yang Guang was yellow did so because he noticed the color of the sun at noon?"
"Report to Teacher Yuwen that this is the case!"
"So, I say everyone is right! But they are all wrong! Students who have observed carefully know that the sun is red in the morning and evening, but when it is near noon, it is yellow! But everyone knows why this is
?"
"have no idea!"
"So, let me ask you again, what is the color of a rainbow after the rain?"
"It's in color!"
"It's colorful!"
"Yes! The rainbow after the rain is colorful! In fact, this so-called rainbow actually reflects the color of sunlight! In other words, the sunlight itself is colorful!"
"ah?"
"If you don't believe it, look at it!"
"ah!……"
Just as Yuwen Xiaomagan'er was holding a prism glass mirror and drooling to fool a group of little milk babies who had just reached puberty, Shi Duruhui, the governor of Wuhou Palace, hurried over outside the classroom.
After entering the classroom quietly, Du Ruhui leaned over and muttered in Yuwen Xiaoma'er's ear for a long time, with a rather anxious look in his eyes.
On the other side, when Yuwen Xiaomagan'er heard this, his brows wrinkled and then relaxed, and he soon regained his calm demeanor.
After gently waving his hand to Du Ruhui, Yuwen Xiaomagan'er turned around and continued to teach the physics class to the little babies.
Seeing Yu Wen Xiao Magan'er's demeanor, Du Ruhui was anxious, but also admired him, the governor of Suzhou and Hangzhou. Regardless of other things, his egg-setting skills were far beyond his own.
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With some anxiety and helplessness, Du Ruhui quietly exited the classroom again.
Poor Du Ruhui wandered around under the eaves outside for nearly two-quarters of an hour. It wasn't until the "Dang Dang" bell was heard not far away that all the classrooms had begun to finish class.
With a lesson plan in hand, he walked out of the classroom calmly and calmly!
"Sir, you've figured it out. I'm almost dying of anxiety to be dismissed!"
"Why are you so anxious? What a big deal! Look at you, you are so anxious! This is absolutely necessary! The key to being an official is to be calm and calm, and your appearance will not change even if the mountain collapses!"
"Sir, this is not a trivial matter like a mountain collapsing! If you don't do it right, the sky will collapse!"
"What are you afraid of! Not to mention whether the sky will collapse today, even if it does, there will be someone taller who can hold it up first! Then, it will be the turn of little people like us! So, don't in a hurry!"
As soon as they spoke, the two of them had already left the school. At the school gate, Yuwen Xiaomaganer's coachman Yuchi Gong had already prepared his carriage and was waiting aside...
After Yuwen Xiaomagan'er got on the carriage smoothly, the group of people also got on the carriage one after another, and others mounted their horses. Soon, a plume of smoke and dust was rolled up amidst a series of shouts and the sound of whips, and they rumbled away.
When Yuwen Xiaoma Gan'er and his party rushed back to the Governor's Mansion, all the main figures belonging to the Governor's Mansion were already waiting in the meeting hall.
In fact, there were not many people who were qualified to come to the meeting this time, but they were all considered to be Yuwen Xiaomagan'er's confidants.
Apart from Du Ruhui and Yu Chigong, there are only Yuwen Xiaoma'er's third uncle Yuwen Zhiji, his cousin Yuwen Dingji, his cousin Yuwen Fuji, Yuwen Xiaoma'er's third brother Yuwen Chengxiang, and little old man Xu Deyan. Shen Guang, little fat man and a few others.
Taking the main seat, Yuwen Xiaomagan'er looked around and saw that everyone was very serious and seemed to have nothing to criticize. Then he nodded with satisfaction and said, "Du Changshi, please tell everyone first." Speaking of which, what’s going on now?”
"Your Majesty, I obey!" Du Ruhui bowed respectfully to Yuwen Xiaomagan'er, and then said, "According to the news that just came, about a month ago, on the way from Jiangdu to Zhuojun for inspection, Your Majesty, Send an edict to recruit all the waterways troops and horses from all over the country to conquer Goryeo! If this statement is true, I think the imperial edict is already on the way, and no later than half a month, we, Suzhou and Hangzhou, will also receive your Majesty's edict!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone below looked at each other in confusion.
After a while, the oldest old man Xu Deyan took the lead and said, "Da Sui, this is the end!"
As soon as Old Man Xu spoke, everyone's expressions changed. However, they glanced at Old Man Xu for a long time, then turned and secretly glanced at Yu Wen Xiao Ma Gan'er. In the end, no one said anything.
The owner, Yu Wen Xiao Magan'er, didn't know much about it. He hesitated for a moment and then said, "Old man Xu, if you are also a cultural person who teaches, you should be careful in your words and deeds! Be careful of what you say!"
"What are you afraid of! I, Mr. Xu..."
"Okay, you old man, please don't rely on your old age. Let's discuss business first! Regarding the Northern Expedition to Goryeo, everyone should share their opinions first. Yuchi Gong, you are the Suzhou Sima, and you are in charge of the army. This matter , you say it first!”
After a slight hesitation, Yu Chigong then said, "My lord, in my opinion, even if your Majesty wants to make the Northern Expedition, there is no need to recruit all the troops from across the country? Therefore, the general thinks that there is something fishy about this matter! So, , the general thought that in this expedition to Goryeo, we, Suzhou and Hangzhou, can only participate to a limited extent, and we must not be too pushy."
"Well, not bad! There is progress! Oh, by the way, little fat Shen Guang, if you have any ideas, please tell me!"
"Replying to the young master, the general thinks that His Majesty has recruited all the soldiers and horses from all over the country to conquer Goryeo, and there should be no suspense about victory! Therefore, the general thinks that for this expedition to Goryeo, we Suzhou and Hangzhou should select the best troops to go out. In order to obtain maximum merit!"
"Well, Little Fatty Shen, it seems to me that you, the Sima of Hangzhou, have spent too much time in Hangzhou, and you don't even study hard at all! You look like this, how can I trust you to take charge of your own business! In this way, let's break up the meeting later. After that, you can find a place to think about the past by yourself. In addition, you have to write a march report of more than a thousand words alone."
After Shen Xiaopang's experience of being criticized, everyone became tight-lipped again, or maybe their own abilities were relatively limited. Anyway, everyone murmured for a long time, but they didn't come up with any constructive suggestions.
In the end, Yuwen Xiaomagan'er couldn't bear it any longer, so he finally made a concluding speech!