Eunuch Wu is also a human spirit. These two people are worth the money that Grandma Li spent to send them, and they were tied up. There must be something fishy in them. But he is just a slave. What is the duty of a slave? He just doesn't look at it.
Only by not listening or speaking can you live longer.
Mu Lingyu reacted quickly. Seeing that the explanation didn't make sense, he said again: "Master, I want to have a bowel movement. I have a stomachache. I ate roasted sweet potatoes last night."
Shitou also said: "I also have a stomachache and I want to pee."
Eunuch Wu knew that no one who entered here could escape. This little guy was very clever. The more he looked at it, the more he liked it. He had lived in Linzhou for more than a month and had taken in dozens of people, but none of them let him go.
satisfied.
So, Eunuch Wu asked someone to untie their ropes, handed them a glass of water, and said, "Drink this, there will be a gong bucket in it, and when the medicine takes effect, you will no longer feel the pain."
Mu Lingyu took it, smelled it, and said, "Master, what is this?"
"Anesthetic, because you are our apprentice, we are willing to give it to you to reduce your pain."
"What does purification mean? Does it hurt?" he asked again blankly.
"Since you don't know what it means, don't ask and go quickly." Eunuch Wu sighed, but he just couldn't be a man.
This silly boy sold himself for twenty taels of silver. When he came to his senses, he realized that twenty taels of silver was worthless.
As soon as Mu Lingyu's hands and feet were untied, he ran inside: "Master, I'll drink later, I can't hold it in anymore."
"Little clever guy, you have to empty your stomach anyway, so we have to go under the knife. Go quickly."
It is very unethical to give someone a knife, and Eunuch Wu is also very taboo about it. He can save anything, but not burn incense and bathe. This is his big taboo.
Eunuch Wu sent two more people to follow them to the Gongfang. Mu Lingyu glanced around and said through a piece of cloth, "Brothers, stay away from me. The sweet potatoes I ate last night were not roasted and they will probably be pulled out very quickly."
It stinks, I'm afraid it will smell to you."
The two of them were also eunuchs, and they had experienced this kind of thing a long time ago. Normally, for people who wanted to be operated on, Eunuch Wu would starve them for two or three days until the filth in their stomachs was cleared. But these two were sent in directly.
Not knowing the situation, he really stepped back.
Seeing that they were far apart, Mu Lingyu whispered to Shi Shi: "Take off your pants quickly and pull on them as hard as you can."
Shitou said: "I can't pull it out, I'm afraid."
"Don't be afraid, my sister will come to save us." In fact, he was also very afraid.
"Really?" Shitou suddenly had hope.
"My sister has a fairy master, she will definitely come to save us." Mu Lingyu also comforted himself at the same time.
"The prince said that surrender does not mean weakness. Only those who can bend and stretch under any situation can be called a man." So he has been insisting on this belief. He wants to be a man and a true hero, and those who cry are just bears.
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My sister also hopes that he will be a brave man.
Although Shi Shitou didn't understand, seeing Mu Lingyu's calm and composed appearance, he wasn't so scared anymore.
Watching the time passing by bit by bit, an unpleasant smell wafted through the whole room, which made the two people guarding outside the curtain door move further away and cursed angrily: "I really ate roasted sweet potatoes, so..."
Smelly."
Soon, Eunuch Wu also burned incense and finished bathing. He opened the door and came in again. He only smelled the overwhelming smell of feces and urine. He went out again and cursed: "What smell?"
The two people were also smoked out and covered their noses: "They said they ate uncooked roasted sweet potatoes."
Eunuch Wu's face darkened. He had never encountered such a thing before. Usually, he would make arrangements before going under the knife.
"Pull them out quickly. After this, my father-in-law has to go back to catch up on his sleep." Eunuch Wu added impatiently. This little guy was stalling for time. He thought he didn't know that my father-in-law has eaten more salt than he has.
Even more rice has been eaten.
However, bringing this kind of clever ghost into the palace is just what our family wants.
At this time, seven or eight more eunuchs rushed directly into the clean room and saw Mu Lingyu playing with Eunuch Wu's box, which was also in a mess.
An innocent smile appeared on Mu Lingyu's face, "After I finished, I wanted to clean up the things on the table for the master. I looked at the mess and didn't know where to put them. Without holding them firmly, they all fell to the ground.
"
Everyone was instantly frightened. Under normal circumstances, Eunuch Wu would not allow anyone to touch these things. If they were kept intact, they would be nothing but money.
At this time, Eunuch Wu heard the sound and ran in. Suddenly, anger rose on his face and he stared at Mu Lingyu coldly, "Little bastard, if you dare to touch our things, we will castrate you."
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Mu Lingyu didn't expect Eunuch Wu to change his attitude so quickly. If he followed him into the palace and became his apprentice, he would probably have to live a life like purgatory on earth.
In an instant, Mu Lingwei bowed her body and knelt down towards Eunuch Wu. He heard him tremblingly: "Master, I didn't mean it. Don't hit me. I'll pick it up for you. How much are these things worth? I'll compensate you."
You, when I earn the money, I will pay it all back to you."
Eunuch Wu's face looked a little better and he said gloomily: "Take off your pants and lie down. You can pay back these debts by yourself slowly. Our family can afford it."
He doesn't feel sorry for other people's lives at all, but he feels sorry that no one will buy back their lives and they can't make any money.
The next moment, Mu Lingyu got up, took out a bag of something from under the table, and smashed it hard, hitting Eunuch Wu all over his head and face, and then his little body disappeared like a mouse.
Ran out.
At this time, all the people guarding the door were called in by Eunuch Wu. There was no one outside the house, and Shitou took advantage of this gap to run out.
At the same time, Eunuch Wu was pushed and staggered, and he immediately fell to the ground. His body was covered with the smell of feces and urine. At this time, seven or eight eunuchs came over to help him, "Eunuch..."
A trace of cruelty flashed in Eunuch Wu's eyes, "Go and catch these two little bastards from our family. Our family will make them miserable..."
Mu Lingyu and Shitou were also very fast and ran out as fast as they could. At this time, the guards also chased out. Eunuch Wu was so tired that he was out of breath from being supported by a group of people. He also took off his robe and only wore
A piece of clothing is still very smelly.
"Catch them for our family." Eunuch Wu was still roaring.
All the people living here were newly recruited eunuchs or people who were about to become eunuchs. When Mu Lingyu made a fuss, everyone looked out from the crack in the door, and some opened the door and came out to watch the fun.
Although everyone took the initiative to sell themselves here, they still felt a little scared after living there for a long time. Some even regretted it and fled away together.
Suddenly, soldiers came out and chased the fleeing people. For a while, the entire Yamen became smoky.
Eunuch Wu stepped forward and said angrily: "Little bastard, where are you going?"
"Why don't you tie that little thing up quickly? We're going to castrate him." Eunuch Wu was covered in dirt and furious.