Section 23: Banish the gluttons, save the sun, fight thieves
Yun Ye is now an idle marquis. He doesn't have to go to court or dress stupidly. He holds the gong and beats it everywhere to catch the gluttons. They say that stuff will eat the sun. Yun Ye can't think of anything with such a good appetite.
Eat the sun, which is hot enough to reach millions of degrees. I heard that gluttony is also a combination of carbohydrates.
It can't be said that Xin Yue came over early in the morning and completely ignored her husband who was still recovering from a serious illness. She took off all his clothes, including his red underwear and red underwear.
Turning to Yun Ye's head, God, if he wears red robes and red shoes again, don't say that Taotie is afraid, Yun Ye himself is afraid of himself.
Despite desperate resistance, Xin Yue and Na Rimu worked together to put on the red pants and red underwear, and were molested by two evil bitches for a long time.
Of course, the molestation was mutual. If he wanted to go further, he was unwilling. The reason was that he was still weak from a serious illness. Yun Ye twisted the smoothness between his fingers and made a very lewd move towards Xin Yue. As a result, he was raped.
After spitting, Namu smiled and put her chest closer, hoping that the game just now could continue, but the evil woman Xin Yue kicked her out by holding her ears.
She wouldn't wear a big red robe or red shoes, and would rather go bare-chested than wear them. Finally, she relied on her grandpa's reputation to make Xin Yue give in. Xin Yue paid the price of being molested by her husband with a stick of incense.
Yun Ye was tied with a red scarf. As for the big red robe, no matter how much Xin Yue paid, Yun Ye would not wear it. It was not that Yun Ye was immune to temptation, but it was because he couldn't see anyone after wearing it.
As soon as I went out, I saw two red children, with rouge on their eyebrows. Men and women were dressed the same. It was hard to tell the difference between male and female children in the Tang Dynasty. They all wore two small trousers. The same pink children could not be identified unless they opened their pants.
To tell the difference directly, fortunately, Yun Ye could still distinguish his son and daughter clearly.
There was a green bamboo horse under the son's crotch, and it jumped over. As for the daughter, she was still riding her Wangcai, holding a small wooden knife, majestic. The son did not have a big dog to ride, which was very aggrieved. The bamboo horse was not fun at all, so
He had no choice but to ride on his father and throw Yun Shou on his neck. He was walking a little wobbly. Sun Simiao said that this serious illness had damaged his vitality.
Xin Yue wanted to take her son away, but Yun Baobao was unwilling. She pulled my hair and lost her temper, refusing to come down no matter what, so she had no choice but to do it.
The sun was still hanging in the sky, and there was no shadow of Taotie. The three of them wandered around in the garden for a while. Bell had already brought breakfast for the three of them. Yun Baobao didn't touch the big dog, so there was no need.
Washing hands. I clapped my hands and watched my sister being caught by Aunt Lingdang to wash her hands. I was very happy.
I heard that Taotie would not come out until he was hungry in the afternoon. The father and son were not busy saving the sun. They ate the meal for half an hour, during which Yun Ye mediated the issue of who had the last bun among them.
It took half the time. Yun Ye would never say that he secretly put the bun on his son's plate. Neither of the two children thought that it was their father who was causing trouble. They blamed each other and were very angry. Seeing their children like this
With their intelligence, Yun Ye was really worried about their future.
The appearance of Lao Qian almost frightened Yun Ye. The old man couldn't stand it. In the past two years, he had imitated others and gained weight, and his whole body was wrapped in red silk. He looked very coquettish, and with the smile he had cultivated for many years, and
Big Afu looks just like him.
"Master Marquis, our ancestor will also appear when the time comes. Do you think that if we scare Taotie away, will our ancestor be in danger? Otherwise, I can just let them shout as loud as they like."
Lao Qian is very considerate. He is worthy of being a housekeeper who has been working as a housekeeper for many years. But Grandpa Grandpa is not a thief, so why should he be cautious?
"No need, just watch it when the time comes. Our ancestor is not an ordinary man of God. There is no need to be afraid of those three-legged crows. This time we just went to see if there are any crows in the fireball. It's not a big deal."
Yun Ye acted as a guarantor for his grandfather, and Lao Qian understood it and made preparations. I heard that he even dug out the broken pots at home, just to have more power when the time came.
Officials came over and called three times, hoping that Marquis Yun could participate in the grand event, but Yun Ye refused in the name of ancestor worship. Since they are no longer officials, there is no need to join in the fun and steal the prestige of other county magistrates.
You need to wink. It's polite when someone comes and shouts. It's also polite when you refuse. Although you are pushing and shoving like two idiots, the formality must be followed. If Yun Ye changes his mind rashly, the scene will be embarrassing.
It is no exaggeration to say that Chang'an has now turned into a sea of red. After all, human beings have developed to the stage of the Tang Dynasty. Solar and lunar eclipses no longer have much superstitious elements, so the people of Chang'an all think of chasing gluttons to save the sun.
It is a custom to dress up as a red boy, old and young, and drink realgar wine and plant dogwood on the Double Ninth Festival.
Among the three wives, Higurashi looks best in red. Her temperament is lively, and her skin is white, which makes Yun Ye drool. Ling Dang's delicate and frail look is actually the most beautiful in green, but today she is wearing bright red.
The shirt and red skirt looked exactly like the newlyweds in Yun Ye's memory.
The biggest disadvantage is that Xin Yue has to wear her crown and sash, because this is also a rule. The pearls and jade on it are dazzling, and she wears a red dress with gold thread on it. In addition to burning buns, Yun Yun
Ye couldn't think of any other adjectives. But Xin Yue didn't care. As long as it showed her identity, she didn't care even if she had a pig's head.
The old woman has not changed. She took her group of minions to the family temple early to pray. When Yun Ye was sick, the old woman made a great wish to recite sutras a thousand times and build a golden body. Now that her grandson has recovered from his illness, it is time to fulfill his wish.
, as for whether the sun will be eaten by gluttons, she doesn't care, as long as her grandson is alive and kicking.
Liu Jinbao must have spent all his money and had no money to buy clothes. He just found a piece of red furoshiki and wrapped it around his head. He held a knife in his arms and looked like an executioner. Unlucky, Xin Yue didn't wear it for Yun Ye.
The robe was thrown over and he wrapped it up in twos and twos, now even more invisible.
The corona appeared. Yun Ye lay on the recliner and put on his glasses, intending to enjoy the spectacle of the solar eclipse. The two children also wore a pair of small glasses with black lenses on their noses.
The Nian Yun family has collected countless crystals, and these things are not too valuable, so there is no problem in making a pair of sunglasses for each member of the family. If these things are kept in future generations, they will definitely be high-end goods.
The moment Rimu put on her sunglasses, Yun Ye almost screamed. If her clothes weren't a little more retro, she would definitely be an urban beauty who would turn heads more than 100% when walking on the street. She wanted to be closer to the beauty. In future generations, such a beauty would be there.
It is something that Yun Ye can achieve.
A solar eclipse is just that. While they were watching the sun being swallowed up bit by bit by darkness, Yun Ye was admiring the three beauties around him. While his thoughts were racing, Lao Qian's broken gong voice roared, and suddenly Yun Ye
Ye was drowned by the noise that resounded in the sky. At this time, let alone looking at the beauty, he couldn't see anything. His brain was hurt by the noise. Even Yun Ye's hands did not have the right to cover his ears first.
I held the two little babies in my arms, and the clever bells tore open a large ball of cotton and quickly plugged the ears of the whole family.
No matter how these people yelled or knocked on things, the sun was still swallowed up by the shadows, and the sky gradually darkened. Xin Yue was a little scared, and the bell also burrowed into her husband's arms. When the stars appeared, a huge meteor was slowly falling.
Rushing towards the direction of the sun.
"Grandpa?" Xin Yue suddenly lost her fear. Her grandpa was trying hard to get closer to the sun. She didn't know if the three-legged crow would scratch her grandpa. She clenched her fists to cheer for her family.
Lao Qian kicked each of the servants who were still beating the gong. He held his breath and watched his ancestor slowly approach the sun. When the meteor was about to reach the black area, a little light jumped out instantly.
Then a circle of light appeared, and a huge, dazzling diamond ring appeared in the sky. The noise outside became louder and louder, and it seemed that people thought the sun was about to win.
The Yun family all watched sadly as the grandpa was gradually engulfed by the ball of light. Their hearts were filled with sadness. The ring gradually turned into a crescent shape, and the sky gradually became brighter. When the light fell on the earth again, the grandpa also
Completely disappeared into the daylight, the Yun family members who did not know the outcome were a little sad. The delicate Ling Dang had tears streaming down her face. She felt that her grandpa was finished.
"Well, Grandmaster is gone. We can still see him tonight and give him a ride. It doesn't matter. Grandmaster's plan to see the sun failed. We need to wait for more time. Let's take this opportunity to talk to Grandmaster.
After getting along for a while, the next time I want to see my grandpa, it will be seventy-six years later."
"Husband, my grandpa is not dead?" Lingdang asked charmingly.
"Silly girl, Grandpa Grandpa will not die. His life is eternal to us unless he is completely decomposed in the universe." Regardless of whether Lingdang understands it or not, Yun Ye thought it would be better to explain it to her.
The sun completely escaped the darkness. People on the earth thought this was their own credit, and laughed loudly. Wiping the sweat from their heads, they loudly boasted to others about how they saved the sun. Of course, the Yun family
It's not enough for outsiders to say that the grandpa, the founder of thieves, was drunk away by his loud voice. He just looked at the Yun family's contemptuous eyes and couldn't hide it at all costs. (To be continued...)
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