Two hundred and forty-two chapters shoot themselves in the foot
Dinner was served at Cisheng Palace, no, it should be called the Shengshou Festival feast, and Li You, a person from Tianguan, left the palace.
All the way to the outside of Chengtian Gate, Zhang San, the chief attendant waiting in the corner, greeted him and asked, "Where are you going, Master?"
Li Gui looked at the sun and saw that it was a quarter past noon, which was not too late, so he said, "Let's go to Yanle Hutong."
On the way, Li Gui suddenly thought of a question. After today's drama in front of the Queen Mother, "Yuan Yuanqu" must be released, otherwise it would be equivalent to committing the crime of deceiving the emperor. But I don't know who is going to be lucky enough to become famous!
Li Caizi himself has said publicly that he needs to collect inspiration from others. No matter what kind of beauty she is, as long as she is associated with Li Gui, she will inevitably be associated with "Yuan Yuan Qu", and that is to enjoy the benefits of fame.
Doubling your net worth is just around the corner.
Will the poem "Yuan Yuan Qu" be popular? Li Guess can give a definite answer, it will definitely be! First, there is the hype in Cisheng Palace today, second, the quality itself is very high, and third, the love and love plus the legendary female
Xing themes are the easiest to become popular, and fourthly, they are suitable for singing. Didn’t you see the example of the Song of Everlasting Sorrow? So it would be unreasonable if it is not popular.
I don’t know whose family the good luck fell to, so he made her wedding clothes, Li Gu sighed. For him now, this kind of reputation can only be regarded as the icing on the cake, and it doesn’t mean much anymore, but after creating a gimmick, it all came true.
It's all other people.
I originally wanted to simply eat, drink, have fun, look for flowers and ask willows, but I didn't expect that it was not pure anymore.
The thought of not being self-serving and being dedicated to benefiting others gave rise to the feeling of being taken advantage of by others, which made Li Gui tangled up. He said that he should not be forced to benefit others and be dedicated to self-interest, but at least he should think of a win-win solution.
So I had made up my mind not to marry Lian Fengyue, but to be taken advantage of by a boy who gave away money. Li Gui made up his mind, so he turned around and headed back home. Just rest assured and wait for the beautiful palace maid to warm the bed. Fortunately, "Yuan"
"Walse" is a long song, and it's normal for it to be released after a while.
The days that followed passed uneventfully, but the beautiful palace maid Li Gui was looking forward to never arrived. Every night, he had to get into the cold bed alone and resentful. He suspected that Guide Chitose deliberately delayed or drifted away from him.
"The reward" is really corrupt!
However, ordinary life also has its irregularities. There are many idle people in the capital, and a rumor spreads in the streets. Li Gui, who "if only life was like the first time we met", swore in front of the Queen Mother that he would make a song comparable to "Song of Everlasting Sorrow"
His masterpiece is a masterpiece of the ages, and he plans to collect it in the Chu Guan, a brothel.
"So" various ambiguous invitations have been sent to Li Gui's house in the past few days, and it's not just invitations.
One day, Li Gui came back from the palace and entered the inner room. Xiaozhu handed the master two letters.
"Which company is it from?" Li Gu took it without being surprised. He pinched the cover of the letter and found that it was a bit thick inside. After opening it, a bunch of huāhuā green things fell out.
Li Gui took it in his hand and unfolded it. It turned out to be a red belly wrap made by a woman. It was also sprinkled with powder, and the fragrance was so delicious that it made people feel happy.
"It's so shameless!" Xiaozhu shouted with a red face, resolutely expressing his position.
Li Gui laughed loudly, waved his belly wrap in his hand and made a gesture in front of Xiaozhu's chest and said: "It seems to be older than you."
This belly wrap was the first but not the last. The subsequent invitations were also mixed with embroidered shoes, [small knickers, and several sweat scarves, which made Han Zong, the only virgin in the house, a feast for the eyes.
But one cold morning, when the master was not at home, Xiaozhu burned these shameless things on the fire to keep warm.
Time flies and it is early November. Li Gui spends his days going to court, not paying tickets, going home without tickets, and sleeping at home. He is not at all feminine outside, he is very clean and self-sufficient, and he can be regarded as a Taoist.
Model of virtue.
It is said that Li Gui read various introductory historical books in his previous life and felt that the inner court was at the center of the world and upheld the world's major affairs. It was a fierce battle and full of passion. It seemed that every moment there was a major turmoil brewing.
Events, earth-shattering conspiracies and conspiracies occur anytime and anywhere.
But when it was his turn to enter the Zhizhong Center, after the novelty wore off, he realized that the so-called great sins in the world were just a series of memorials handed out from his hands, which were so dull that they were boring. In fact, most of the time, dealing with government affairs is so boring...
Among so many memorials with the same format, which one is the major event that may determine the trend of history? Li Gu found that he could not see clearly, and fully realized the meaning of the authorities. After reading the history books, the descendants with God's perspective compared with the parties involved.
, the feeling is naturally different.
For example, if the memorial to impeach a bachelor of the Wenyuan Pavilion in front of us leads to the resignation of the cabinet minister, it will be a big event, and it will not be recorded in the history books. But if the response is silent, it will be nothing more than thousands of rubbish memorials every year.
One of the books, no one pays attention to.
What will happen next is not something that a seasoned veteran who has been in power for decades and is well versed in allusions can't tell at this moment.
Putting down the memorial, Li Gu couldn't help but laugh. He was really caught up in the drama. There was no need to think so much. He was not a mountain boss or a temple minister. It was superfluous to worry about this. He could concentrate on doing his job and sorting the memorial.
That's it.
Of course, the most difficult task will be assigned to Grand Scholar Yuan as usual. Let’s see how long the cabinet minister can sustain it over time. Having such a bitter enemy in the cabinet makes Li Gu very uncomfortable. Once he succeeds, he will
Of course, we have to find a way to run away.
Some people may be surprised that this trick can also stump Mr. Yuan Ge? Doesn’t the dignified Grand Scholar Zaifu not even have this responsibility?
The subtlety of the situation lies in the comparison. In recent years, the cabinet has gradually encroached on the power of all parties. Today, it certainly has enough responsibility and power to withstand various pressures. The cabinet as a whole does not have a big problem. But the implementation of separation
After the vote is taken, the responsibility is assigned to the person, and the problem arises.
If several bachelors consciously share responsibilities, each of them can handle it on one hand. But now, Li Guogong used the official weapon to avenge his death and deliberately assigned it to Yuan Ge Lao to handle all the complicated government affairs, allowing him to touch all kinds of complicated matters by himself.
Conflicting interests.
Under this situation, if University Scholar Yuan does something, he will definitely offend many, many, many people. But if he doesn't do something, he will be impeached by Li Ju first, and there are witnesses. This is equivalent to the increased pressure that should be borne by the entire cabinet.
How could it be easy for him to suffer?
If Mr. Yuan Ge's prestige is strong enough, he can still hold on, just like when Zhang Juzheng was alive. Unfortunately, Mr. Yuan Ge does not have this level. Li Gu is waiting for him to resign and go home because he can't bear it, or to cause trouble.
If you make a mistake and are forced to take the blame and resign, the more you do, the more mistakes you make.
As Li Gui thought, Yuan Ge was miserable during this period. He had always been leaning towards the royal route, and his popularity among ministers was not so good. Now he was paired with a ticket-splitting secretary who was dedicated to helping him attract hatred. Life was difficult.
Very.
Every day, Mr. Yuan Ge was the first to come to the cabinet and the last to leave. He worked hard and devoted himself to death, but he still got scolded a lot in court meetings and court meetings, and it was in person. Fortunately, time passed.
It's still short and can barely hold up.
After the morning meeting that day, Mr. Yuan Ge received another memorial that was about a foot high. Seeing this, his attaché Shao Sheren remonstrated: "Why bother, Mr. Ge? It's better to ask for sick leave and go home to make progress instead of retreat. I wish you all the time."
Invite colleagues to jointly petition the Queen Mother to impeach Li Zhongshu for his unfair handling of affairs!"
"Looking through the past and present, there is no villain who is unruly and unruly when he succeeds. I want to open my eyes wide and see how arrogant this dog Li Gui can be!" Old Yuan Ge said through gritted teeth, but he did not lose his mind.
He ordered: "There is no need to impeach him now, just wait for the opportunity, I can afford it."
In fact, Mr. Yuan Ge didn't say it, but he regretted it in his heart. When he originally proposed to set up a separate voting secretary to resolve disputes over cabinet ministers' votes, he did not strongly oppose it in order not to offend the Queen Mother at the critical moment. Probably other bachelors thought so.
of.
I originally thought that there wouldn't be any major changes if a small seventh-grade housekeeper was responsible for dividing the votes. Which housekeeper would dare to offend the grand master? There are twenty or thirty middle school housekeepers in the cabinet, and there is probably more than this one. Who knew that there would be Li
It is estimated that for such a cunning, difficult and daring person, it is easier to ask God than to give him away. Now I really regret it.
It's like shooting yourself in the foot, Elder Yuan Ge sighed.
During lunch time, Li Gui was alone in the restaurant, with only a few people around him.
He was a newcomer who broke into the cabinet abruptly and broke the original order with his rough and fast style. He was famous for his fierce reputation, and his rank was half a rank higher than that of ordinary Zhongshushe people. No matter what their mentality, others stayed away from him. In other words, the Ming Dynasty
The only person from Zhongshushe in the history of the court who could crazily suppress the elders always looked weird, making his colleagues feel inexplicably scared.
Li Gui suddenly felt that this was not good. He was not good at uniting his colleagues. This long-standing problem needed to be corrected. Just at this time, he looked up and saw a few people coming in. Among them was a man from Qin She who led him in on the day he took office.
We have a pretty good relationship, and General Ba is the one we know best among the dwarfs.
"Brother Qin!" Li Gui waved and called.
Qin Sheren looked around and made sure again and again that Li Ai was calling him, so he had no choice but to move to Li Ai's table with a grimace.
"Brother Qin, what's this expression? Could it be that he looks down on Li?" Li Gui said dissatisfied.
"Hehehehe, I am self-aware and dare not sit at the same table with Li Zhongshu."
We are both from Zhongshushe in the cabinet, so we usually call him by the last two characters, but recently he has gradually changed his name to Li Gui by the first two characters. I don't know whether it is ironic or complimentary.
After taking a few mouthfuls of rice, Qin Sheren gradually relaxed. He remembered something and whispered to Li Ju: "Li Zhongshu heard the next advice, don't go against Mr. Yuan Ge."
"What's wrong?" Li Gui asked.
"It's detrimental to your reputation. Your colleagues are all talking about your lack of courage and bullying of Yuan Ge." Qin Sheren said carefully, carefully choosing his words.
If it hadn't been for this occasion, who would have believed it if a seventh-grade official bullied a bachelor to the point where others couldn't stand it? It would just be a dream talk.
"He is pretending to be pitiful to deceive public opinion. This trick has been lost in Suzhou Prefecture." Li Ping said disdainfully.
Qin Sheren said again: "In fact, from my point of view, you seem to be powerful, but it may not be a bad thing for Mr. Yuan Ge."
Li Gui sat up straight after hearing this, "Would you like to hear the details?"
"If Mr. Yuan Ge is really a talented person, after suffering like this for a while, wouldn't he become the only person among the bachelors who can shoulder heavy responsibilities? After a long time, no matter whether he is praised or criticized, the officials will have to think that Mr. Yuan Ge is a person who works sincerely.
If one day he becomes the assistant, Li Zhongshu, where would you put yourself?"
"I've learned a lesson." Li Gui fell into deep thought.
We have learned in junior high school textbooks that great responsibilities are given to people by heaven. Could it be that the difficulties he set created opportunities for Mr. Yuan Ge, who originally lacked a reputation? But if he wants to retaliate by making things difficult for him, it will appear that he is timid and it will be too detrimental to his own face.
He shot himself in the foot, Inspector Li sighed. He was really riding a tiger, and he couldn't make up his mind at the moment.
