Chapter 47: The Boat Full of Flowers and Drunk Three Thousand Passengers (Part 1)
Chapter 47: The boat is full of flowers and three thousand passengers are drunk (Part 1)
After Zhao Liangli instructed Madam Gao, he said to everyone: "Tonight I will introduce you to an interesting new friend, the local Zhizhi Dianshi, who used to be a yamen servant, Mr. Li Youli. You have all heard of his poems, so I will
Please come and see the real person."
The three of them laughed at Zhao Liangli's misfortune, and the one named He even winked at Li You and took pleasure in his misfortune.
After the introduction, Zhao Liangli turned to Li You and said: "Mr. Li is a prolific poet and wine drinker. I will invite you to taste flowers tonight, and then compile a book of hundreds of flowers and publish it in the world. Wouldn't it be an elegant thing?" He then said with a smile: "How about adding a little bonus?
If the poem is completed, the beauty will drink ten cups to thank Mr. Li, and we will drink three cups with him. If the poem cannot be completed within half a stick of incense, Mr. Li will punish himself with ten cups, how about it?"
Unable to tolerate rejection, everyone cheered and blocked Li You's mouth. They all said a good idea, and we and the three of us would be lucky enough to witness the grand occasion together! They were making a lot of noise, hoping that the world would not be in chaos and Li You would not make a fool of himself.
One of them, a scribe named Li You Wang who was sitting across from him, asked a difficult question: "Since it is a collection of hundreds of flowers, all poems must use flowers as metaphors for people and people as comparisons to flowers!"
"Wonderful!" Everyone cheered again. In their idle and boring life, tonight must be an interesting night.
After seeing Li Dianshi's embarrassment, you can look back and boast - the so-and-so who wrote that if life were just like the first time we met, he would stand up for someone, and that person was once humiliated by his talents on a certain day of a certain year.
Showing one's ugliness and being in a state of embarrassment.
Li You suddenly felt like he had traveled back in time to a previous life where he had dinner and sang in the university dormitory. He picked up the wine and took a sip. It was bitter, but he didn’t know when he changed it to the superior Nanxu Chun wine! Even though the alcohol content was not as good as the wine in his previous life, ten glasses were still enough.
It’s uncomfortable. If you can compose a poem, a beautiful woman will get drunk after ten glasses of wine. How can you bear it? If you can’t compose a poem, you will get drunk. If you fail to compose a few more poems, you will get drunk to the point of death.
Master Huang is right. Zhao Liangli really likes to tease people for fun. This guy's life is too boring. But come over! I just came here tonight to drink to drown my sorrows. If you plagiarize,
If everything goes well, it would be better to be famous, but I still think my reputation is low!
Li You took up the wine cup and toasted the host Zhao Liangli with three cups, and then took up the cup and toasted the guests with three cups. The musicians played music, and tonight's banquet began.
The curtain swayed, and first a prostitute in red gauze emerged. She had almond-shaped eyes and rosy cheeks and a sweet smile. She twisted her waist and walked to Li You's case. She said a long blessing and offered wine to her.
Li You had just had a few drinks, and with the help of the wine, he gradually changed from an ordinary clerk to a movie king. He took the toast from the prostitute and drank it all in one gulp. Without thinking, he opened his mouth and chanted: "The beauty reflects the bright clouds. It is suspected that the peaches and plums have fallen into my house."
.The red shadow falls on the stream and refuses to flow away, only to realize that the spring water loves this flower."
Everyone was speechless for a moment. Even a talented person would have to take seven steps to compose a poem. Regardless of his level, why did Li You compose a poem after drinking a glass of wine? However, they soon guessed that it must have been written in the past.
According to the requirement, the woman in red had to drink ten drinks after receiving the poem. She only drank four drinks in a row before she choked and couldn't speak. Everyone looked at Li You meaningfully.
"That's all!" Li You waved his hand and said, "Write it down for now."
The woman in red said another blessing, covered her mouth and stepped back quickly.
There were two copyists nearby, and they quickly wrote poems. One copy was sent to Zhao Liangli's case, and the other was sent out of the ship.
Immediately after that, a little prostitute of fifteen or sixteen years old came out, wearing a white gauze shirt and skirt. Although she was still young, she was already radiant, with a charm that is difficult to paint, graceful, elegant and not tacky.
However, Li You couldn't care less about appreciation, so he quickly took the time to search for plagiarism. Oops! The one he did just now was too fast. This won't work, and you will suffer if you go too fast. After writing this one, the next one comes out, how can it withstand it. Learn from the previous one.
Lesson learned, this time it needs to be brewed slowly.
The little girl came up and finished the toast, then she knelt down and waited quietly.
After a while, Li You pretended to finish it, and then he said leisurely: "The carved jade is exquisite, the orchid is fragrant, and it is delicate and graceful. The ony clothes are covered with frost, and they should be rare in the sky. Self-love is shining brightly in the wind, and I sigh in the spring boudoir, which is unparalleled.
Who left behind? My skin is covered with snow, and the mist and rain paint the west of the building. It has opened, but it is not yet, the cotton buds have faded, and the embroidered clothes have just begun to be draped. It is said that the crystal curtain is reflected, and the mica screen is covered. The sun is exposed gracefully, and the ice wheel is closed.
The rings are jagged. Ask Qiongying, where was she in her previous life? A clear dream surrounds the Yaochi."
Everyone praised the good words. Zhao Liangli said with a smile: "But she is the most famous one in the whole court. Compared with the previous one, how much more serious is sir? Could it be that he is very fond of her?" He then said to the little girl: "What are you doing tonight?
Fortunately, I don’t have to drink wine to say thank you. I can just sit next to Mr. Li and drink with him to thank him!"
The scribe surnamed Wang on the opposite side said to Li You: "Don't be afraid, Li Dianshi. These two are both prostitutes on our ship. Come here quickly, and they won't be like this one after another. You won't be overwhelmed. Don't worry for now! Don't be picky.
The adjustment is delaying time, and the moment I wait is worth a thousand pieces of gold, and I don’t have much time to kill.”
It was exactly what Li You had planned that made everyone laugh and persuade him to drink.
Li You was so ashamed that he tried to cover it up by talking to the prostitute next to him. "May I ask this sister what her name is?"
But the other party was so embarrassed that he snorted and said angrily: "Sir, I gave you the words, and my family will be called Yu Linglong from now on!"
Why was she embarrassed? When she came in to toast, she had already introduced herself to her family, but Li You didn't remember it, which hurt the beauty's face. Little did she know that Li You was racking his brains to search for poems in his stomach at that time.
I didn't care whether she was called Southeast or Northwest.
At this time, another boat approached and a plank was set up. Someone crossed the boat and came in a short time later. However, he saw this woman with her hair in a high bun that is rare in Jiangnan. She was dressed in an emerald-yellow feathered coat, with a shawl on her shoulders, and no makeup on her face.
She looked like a crescent moon. She looked like she had just finished dancing and had not yet changed clothes. She only washed her face and then hurried over. She also walked with a swaying posture, and her steps were like the wind supporting a willow, showing that she was a woman who was good at dancing.
After toasting as usual, Li You still pondered for a while before saying: "It seems like a fairy dropped a jade pendant, and tonight she magically appeared in Shuiyun Township. The hazy riverside enters the mundane world, and there is a strange fragrance in front of the indifferent wind. The origin of the country's beauty is the plain face, and the beauty does not need heavy makeup.
"The Emperor of the East gave Hanhuang Mingyue Clothes in person for fear of being misled by the mortal world."
This song is a bit ordinary. The scribe surnamed Wang on the opposite side laughed again and said: "Mr. Li is exhausted. He is talking about the fairy goddess again. His ears are tired. Do you have any other new ideas?"
When the woman wanted to drink wine to thank her, the scribe surnamed He over there took a fancy to her and shouted: "Young man is willing to drink for you. How dare you ask the fairy to accompany me tonight!" The woman did not hesitate and went to sit next to scribe He.
Accompanying him, he poured the wine and handed it to him. As expected, the scholar He drank ten glasses of wine in succession, and he was extremely heroic. Everyone was about to praise him, but they saw the purple color rising in the face of the scholar He. He couldn't help but rush to the side of the boat and vomited in the river.
The servant served sobering tea.
Li You gradually blended into this relaxed atmosphere, and laughed at this time: "Here is a poem by Li Yi'an dedicated to Mr. He: lustful and excessive drinking, intoxicated without knowing where to go, vomiting, vomiting, startling a pool of gulls and herons!"
This paragraph was already vulgar in a previous life, but it was very effective when put here. Everyone laughed again, especially the owner Zhao Liangli and the scholar named Wang opposite, who were so happy that they slapped the table repeatedly.
Even Yu Linglong, who was still embarrassed just now, covered her mouth and smiled, and took the initiative to peel a fruit for Li You and feed it to his mouth.
