But... can this be said by a child who is less than one and a half years old?
"Oh~~~~" Chu Yang covered his forehead and retreated in defeat.
Who has never seen a one-year-old child? Who doesn’t poop and urinate all the time? Even if you call grandma, you have to call her "Little Boy", and you have to call your mother "Manman"...
There is a diaper in your crotch at all times. If you are not careful, you will pee all over you; if you are unhappy, you will pull up your pants...
At this age, being able to address one's relatives and elders clearly and fluently without admitting mistakes is already a surprise beyond everyone's expectations.
But Chu Yang’s son has obviously moved a thousand miles further than this stage that everyone knows about!
It was so direct that I could discuss life, ideals, and picking up girls with Chu Yang...
Chu Yang felt it was absolutely feasible.
He even felt that in front of this monster-like son, it seemed absolutely feasible for him to discuss the overall situation of the world with him and talk about the situation in the Nine Heavens...
Chu Yang has always been the one who shocked others, but this time, Chu Yang was so shocked that his one-year-old and two-month-old son, whom he met for the first time, was dizzy and confused.
Now, this little guy is in his arms, being held by himself; and he is calling himself in an old-fashioned way: Lao Chu, do you understand?
Chu Yang said tangledly: "I don't understand...how do you want me to understand? Son, you are only one year and two months old..."
Tie Yang raised his little face: "Old Chu, there is a kind of person in this world who is called a genius!"
This time Chu Yang nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
It seems that my son is not a genius. But... he is already a genius and is almost a monster.
"Son, what the hell, you are not the rebirth of some old guy, are you?" Chu Yang suddenly looked at this kid carefully, thinking of his own rebirth experience, his heart became crooked, and he asked warily.
"Do you even know about rebirth with your head?" Tie Yang sneered: "The old guy is attached to me. That's not called rebirth, it's called taking away the body! And a newborn child cannot be taken away; do you understand?
?Once you do that, both souls will be wiped out! Do you understand?"
Chu Yang scratched his head: "Then what's wrong with you?"
Tie Yang sighed deeply and said faintly: "Old Chu, I can only say... this is a very wonderful thing. Well, it's just that I have been reincarnated. But the real spirit with good luck has not yet
Some things have not disappeared, but it is certain that I am your son... You can rest assured of this. Otherwise, I would not dare to be exposed in front of you like this..."
"Why do you dare to reveal that I am your father?" Chu Yang was puzzled.
The little guy said deeply: "Old Chu, that's because you can accept it."
"What did you call me?" Chu Yang's eyebrows rose.
"Old Chu... you are already amazing if you can let me call you "old"." The little guy looked at Chu Yang with a look that said, "I call you this, you should be honored." He was very approving, very commended, and very recognized.
appearance.
"Little bastard! Call me daddy!" Mr. Chu was called "Lao Chu" three times in a row. Now he had reacted and became furious and roared like smoke. "You little bastard, are you still lawless?"
Lao Chu? You fucking called me Lao Chu!
I'm actually proud of myself?
The little guy twisted his face in despair: "If you want to scold me and hit me, that's your right. I can't stop your only joy of being a father, but you can't call me a little bastard. I'm your son.
If I become a little bastard...then wouldn't you be..."
"I'm just going to beat your ass into eight pieces!" Before he finished speaking, Chu Yang turned his little body over angrily and slapped his fat and tender little butt!
Snap!
"I won't tell you!" the little guy shut up very wisely. A good man doesn't suffer the immediate consequences.
"Do you still dare to call me Lao Chu?" Chu Yang was majestic and murderous, showing the majesty of a father. However, looking at the five red finger prints on the little thing's butt, he felt a little distressed; he comforted himself in his heart: This little thing
You bastard, you are such a monster, you can hold on!
"You're miserable." After being slapped, the little guy certainly didn't cry. He just looked at Chu Yang with gloating: "There are fingerprints on my butt, right? My mother will come over later. I took off my pants to show her.
, and then burst into tears...I’m not afraid to tell you, my tears come at every turn, and I will definitely cry till I’m hoarse!"
The little guy looked at Chu Yang with gloating: "Let's see who will suffer when the time comes!"
Chu Yang was in a hurry and immediately retreated: "Ancestor... you are not my son. You are my ancestor."
Tie Yang's little face was filled with a bad smile: "And it's not just that! If that's the only way, wouldn't it be an advantage for you? You want to establish a relationship... I can completely destroy all opportunities for you, even if you are
The rhetoric builds up little by little, but with me here, I guarantee that it will be wiped out immediately!"
"As long as I'm here, you can't even think about hugging this beauty! It's all because of your slap!" the little guy said bitterly.
"My ancestors..." Chu Yang was about to cry but had no tears.
Damn it, other people’s children are fathered by fathers who beat and scold them whenever they want, but I’m not so good at it, and they actually threaten me in turn...
Is this justified?
"Surrender?" The little guy looked at his father playfully.
"Surrender." Chu Yang was dejected.
"Do you think that your light and unconvincing surrender can make my slap marks disappear?" The little guy said unforgivingly: "That's a good idea!"
"What exactly can you do to make you willing to give up?" Chu Yang lowered his voice and asked through gritted teeth.
"Two conditions. As long as you agree to me, I will not only listen to you and change my name to daddy from now on, but I will also be responsible for helping you catch up with my mother, well, that is, your wife!" The little guy held out two white and tender fingers.
, dangling in front of Chu Yang.
Looking at the two fingers dangling in front of his eyes, Master Chu felt really complicated, as if he had knocked over a five-flavor bottle, with sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty emotions all coming to him at the same time, and he actually wanted to cry for a moment.
If the brothers knew that they were being punished to this extent by a one-year-old baby... Gu Duxing, Dong Wushang, and Mo Tianji would probably only be able to laugh out their internal injuries; but those who Ji Moluo defeated were absolutely
I'll laugh myself to death!
Especially Rui Butong, who can definitely laugh that his own cultivation level has greatly increased! And it has increased by several levels! There is no doubt about this!
"What conditions?" Chu Yang felt dry and raised a white flag.
Damn it, I’ll deal with you later!
You and I are already old celery sellers, how can I still hold a handful of your little cilantro?
"First question, is it okay for me to name it myself?" Tie Yang curled his lips: "Like now, Tie Yang Tie Yang, it sounds terrible. No matter how tall a poplar tree is, isn't it still a poplar tree? It's just a bunch of
Chop firewood...my mother is really bad at naming!"
Chu Yang's slap felt a little itchy again, and he forced himself to control his urge to slap her down. He swallowed and said, "We can discuss it."
"Although my mother is here to miss you, you can't joke with my name." The little guy stretched out his legs comfortably, and his calf, which was as fat as a lotus root and had several sections, stretched out tenderly.
He tapped Chu Yang's chin with his big toe: "The name is very important. It is related to the future of your life. You have to be more domineering."
"You want to be domineering?" Chu Yang said in astonishment: "What about your name being Chu Batian?"
"Vulgar! Vulgar! Vulgar is unbearable!" The little guy was furious: "Then we might as well call him Chu Chitian. What is Ba Tian? I even ate the sky."
"Then your name is Chu Chitian!" Chu Yang agreed.
"No way..." The little guy was completely speechless: "It's not how you climb along the pole..."
"That's it!" Chu Yang said without any doubt: "My nickname is Goudan!"
"I protest!" The little guy kicked his legs.
"The protest is invalid!" Chu Yang snorted.
The little guy rolled his eyes: "But my mother's name is Tie Butian...I can't be serious with her...Besides, she is Tie Butian and I am Tie Butian...doing it against each other is a crime of unfilial piety."
"Then you'll call me Chu Chidi." Chu Yang has already had a countermeasure. You little bastard, you actually know the crime of being unfilial: "Chu Chichi is the most domineering! There is no such thing as the same name!"
"Woooo..." The little guy really wanted to cry.
"Then what do you want to be called?" Chu Yang asked humbly.
"I like Kuang. Can I call him Chu Kuang?" The little guy obviously found that the guy in front of him was very difficult to deal with, so he adopted a discussion tone.
"Chu Kuang..." Chu Yang said: "It lacks some charm."
"Crazy Chu?" The little guy persisted and discussed tirelessly: "How about Madman Chu?"
Chu Yang fainted.
What kind of random names are these?
How did this guy figure it out?
"That's it. Choose one of the two." The little guy compared the two and said: "Let's do this, I will be called Kuangren Chu. Regarding the matter of changing the name, after you take care of my mother and your wife, you go and talk to her.
Just say it is what you want. It must be settled."
Three times five times two, a decision has been made!
I just said I should choose one of the two, but now I don’t even have the chance to choose one of the two.
Chu Yang, the father, stared, as he was deprived of even the right to participate.
The suffocation at this moment is really extraordinary; I gasped for breath: "I'm going to fuck your mother... you little bastard... I can't bear it!"
The little guy snorted and tilted his head disdainfully: "If you don't do that... you still don't have me."
Chu Yang was immediately overwhelmed by anger, and said angrily without hesitation: "You know nothing! I was fucked at that time..."
"Did he get fucked?" The little guy looked at his father in astonishment and suddenly opened his mouth and laughed.
God knows. A one-year-old baby, with a very collapsed expression, stunned eyes, and bold laughter... What kind of scene is this?
There was a dark line on Chu Yang's face.
He hurriedly changed the subject: "Why do you have to be called Kuangren Chu?"
The little guy took a breath and said in a very deep and pretentious tone: "I am a madman of Chu, Feng Ge laughs at Confucius. Holding a green jade staff, I bid farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower..."
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