The man walked down the stairs with his arms swinging, raised his head, turned his nostrils upward, and blew gently on the nose hairs that came out of his nostrils. As the nose hairs were blown away, the man flicked his hair and made a "brush" sound.
The messy hair on his head was thrown to one side.
"I am the guest currently living in Room No. 1, Tianzi!" The man squinted: "In other words, I am the person you want to drive out!"
As he spoke, his whole body actually twitched, and he stretched and contracted his buttocks like a spasm, and said: "Am I very handsome? When you looked at me like that just now, were you shocked by my appearance?!"
"Ho ho ho ho..." The prince stared, suddenly feeling that his mind went blank.
Although I was indeed shocked by your "appearance" and the result cannot be denied, the truth behind it is so different. It's completely opposite. It's a world of difference!
As the crown prince of the entire Monster Clan, he can probably be regarded as a well-informed and senior figure, and among the entire Nine Heavenly Palaces, the weirdest-looking Monster Clan is definitely at the top of the list. But even if
That's true, but I never thought that there would be someone in this world who looks so weird!
Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined that words like, ‘Am I very handsome, are you shocked by my appearance?’ could actually be said from the mouth of the monster in front of me. Where is the conscience?!
As a virtuous person, you still have the nerve to ask me where is morality? Where is justice?
After being stunned for a long time, the prince suddenly became furious. In an instant, he actually forgot about the other party's refusal to give up the house. He pointed his halberd in anger and yelled: "You, you, you... you said this, do you have any more?"
Have a conscience! Don’t you feel guilty if you ask this?!"
As soon as the words were spoken, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma, who were about to get angry and take action, were in danger of falling!
The other party's question is undoubtedly beyond common sense, but our prince's answer seems to be even more extraordinary! He is mysterious and mysterious!
The conflict that was supposed to start right away was diverted by the other party's words...and to an irrelevant place. Moreover, the prince's words were so easy to follow, so he went astray.
None of them are taken back.
Of course, we must also be prepared for this weird guy’s sudden counterattack. It’s almost a foregone conclusion that he will become angry...
Unexpectedly, when the weirdo heard this, he suddenly seemed very, very pleased with himself and said, "Do you know my wife?"
The prince was immediately puzzled as to what was going on. He subconsciously scratched his head and asked, "Do I know your wife?" He wondered, could this person be a psychopath?
This man's eyebrows were dancing with joy, and his two eyebrows were like two earthworms twitching and jumping on his face for a while, which was extremely frightening. He laughed and said loudly: "The first thing my wife said when she saw me back then was the same.
What you said just now actually made me experience the taste of love again, thank you..."
"The taste of love..." The prince felt like he was struck by lightning, so burnt on the outside and tender on the inside that he couldn't control himself. Did I let you experience the taste of love? Oh my God...···
"I think back then, that little girl ruined all my hard work. I feel so sad just thinking about it..." The weirdo had some memories.
This guy actually rolled his eyes and fell into reverie about the past after this.
What's even more outrageous is that a certain prince actually felt a wave of sympathy here. Thinking of the difficulty of chasing a girl, he couldn't help but nodded repeatedly and felt the same way: "Yes... This guy chasing a girl,
It’s really difficult. As long as you can laugh to the end, any price is worth it..."
"Woman, what woman..." The weird man's face looked a little nostalgic, but also seemed sad.
"Woman, what woman..." The prince sighed, feeling truly sad.
For a moment, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma looked at each other in shock.
Aren't these two supposed to be fighting over the room?
The process under normal circumstances is that one of them insists on staying, and the other refuses to give in. The two people fight, and then the fight results in life. At least the head will be broken, right?
How come we are so close to each other now?
What's going on?
How could this happen?!
But I saw the two people talking here and there, and everyone seemed to not understand what the other person was saying. But they felt that what the other person said was very relevant to their own experiences, and the more they talked, the more passionate they became.
It's too late to meet.
"Brother! We all hit it off immediately. If I treat you to a drink, you must give me face!" The prince waved his hand generously.
"I definitely can't give you this face!" The weirdo glared and waved his hand boldly: "Unless it's my request!"
"Hahaha, okay, okay..." The two of them laughed loudly, and then, the weirdo came over with a big smile, and actually hugged the prince's shoulders, as if they were two good brothers, and
The prince was unexpectedly unprepared and was hugged by the other party. The two of them put their arms around each other and talked passionately while finding a table and sitting on it.
Then the two of them started banging the table and yelling, asking for wine and food.
"Waiter! Serve the wine! Ask for good wine!" The weirdo slapped the table.
"Brother, serve the food, please have good food!" The prince slapped the table.
"Hurry up! Don't wait any longer!" The weirdo shouted, raising his neck.
"If you dare to mess around, I will demolish your store!" the prince said with a fierce expression.
"Hurry up! You're so ignorant!" they both shouted together.
Like two gangsters!
Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma felt their eyes hitting the ground at the same time.
Holy shit! This works too!
What is going on, how could it be like this?!
The two walked over like puppets and looked at the two people sitting across from each other, who were talking about something with excitement. The two sat down mechanically, completely speechless.
Under such urging, how could the hotel dare to neglect? After a while, the wine and food were served.
I saw that the two people facing each other were both very excited and foaming at the mouth. They were changing cups and cups, and there was no mention of their speculative energy.
But, as time went by, the situation changed.
It was just the weird man talking alone, and a certain prince was there to listen quietly and listen attentively.
"... So, I killed the monster and gave the spirit beast core that I took out to her; hahaha, I secretly promised... Then, his brother did not agree with our matter.
I'm furious, you dare to interfere with my wife and I's affairs, it's okay, I will..."
The weirdo was frothing at the mouth, full of energy, and extremely arrogant.
The prince looked with envy on his face and listened with envy on his face.
Because they finally caught it!
In this regard, he is already much, much, much better than himself!
"Woman..." The weirdo felt the admiration and envy of the other party, as well as a bit of jealousy, and became even more complacent: "...My wife, she looks very fierce at first, but
Later, when it fell into our hands, it became as tender as water. Of course, this tenderness is only for me, hahahahaha..."
The prince picked up the jug and poured the wine diligently, with a look of admiration on his face: "It's amazing, I admire you. Let's drink and drink."
"Hahaha..." The weirdo smiled and suddenly rolled his eyelids and said: "Hey, I seem to have overlooked something very important..."
The three of them looked at him at the same time.
Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma were nervous at the same time: Could this guy have thought about fighting for the room at this time?
But I saw this man slapped his head and suddenly said: "We all hit it off immediately, I actually forgot to ask, brother, what is your name? Although the name of the two is just a code name, it is better to know this code name!"
The prince also slapped his head: "Yes, yes, it's extremely rude of me to be so fascinated by my dear brother's talk. I haven't even asked my dear friend what his name is?!"
The two of them actually started laughing at the same time, seemingly a little embarrassed, and they moved in unison: they were both scratching their scalps. They were scratching and laughing at the same time.
"Hey hey hey..."
"Hey hey hey..."
Puff!
The two super masters next to them fell under the chair at the same time. It was obvious that the absolute strength was no longer enough, so they had to actually drill into the table.
How could there be such a weird thing in this world? His mother had already drunk more than ten kilograms of wine after holding each other's arms for so long. She was so intimate that it was like she was wearing a pair of trousers. He actually just remembered to ask the other person's name now, and even asked her twice.
All are...
Isn't this what the legend says, it's not like one family doesn't belong to the same family, it's true that they have similar odors, isn't it just a little bit like that!
There are already too many of these weird things, but there are actually two of them. And they are together on the same table by such a chance.
It's really an opportunity...an opportunity. The two masters are filled with sadness.
We are both so lucky to be able to witness this meeting!
"My name is Yao Ningning, may I ask my brother's name!" The prince immediately announced his real name, and the two masters didn't even have time to stop him.
My dear prince, this "Monster Ningning" is the name of the Prince of the Demon Emperor. Who doesn't know it in the entire Demon Emperor? There will definitely be no repetition! If you are an ordinary person, you may not know, but this guy is tyrannical.
Qi, he is obviously from the world, how could he not know the prince's name?
Now that I know who you are, I still can't get too close to you. It just depends on how much our prince admires this guy's theory of picking up girls. So I won't give you what I ask for. Your lord, you are too naive!
You say you want to make friends, that's okay, but how can you make friends when you've revealed your identity? Just wait for the other person to kowtow to you.
Unexpectedly, the weird man burst into laughter and exulted: "Yao Ningning? It's a girl with the same sign as Yao, right? Brother, I have to say, your name is somewhat inappropriate, it sounds like a girl's name, it's too that
What’s up?”
He actually started making comments.
The two masters looked at each other in astonishment: This top grader didn't even know that this was the prince's name?
"Who says it's not the case?" The prince slapped his thigh and shouted as if he had to meet a confidant, "I think so too, but my mother won't let me change it. I wanted to change my name, but my mother scolded me.
I even beat him up a lot, and you don’t even know it, hey, it’s hard to describe...”
"Your mother is so awesome, and you still have mother to discipline you..." the weirdo said with great envy.
The two demon masters looked at each other dumbfounded, lowered their heads in unison, and drank tea with speechless expressions on their faces.
Weird!
Absolutely super weird!
Is your mother so awesome? Hey, her mother is the Demon Queen! How can a majestic generation of Demon Queen not be awesome?