These people have become very familiar with each other in the past few days, and they have no taboo at all when joking. They dare to say anything.
Tan Tan said in a strange tone: "Who am I to say? You, the boy, are following behind that white sister every day, like a worm. Are you tired?"
Yao Ningning's face turned red and her ears turned red: "My fair lady and gentleman are so jealous, what do you know?"
Tan Tan made a sound and said: "Why don't I know? It's because you don't know! If people are interested in you at all, then that's fine. But it's a pity that people are not interested in you at all. You are obviously hot-headed. But
It's still so hot...Tsk tsk... You have a very thick skin. Looking at the world, apart from my senior brother, you are the only one."
In the past few days, although Bai Shixuan followed Yao Ningning around all the time, the little girl's purpose was very, very clear: to find the cultivation inheritance of the Fenghu clan. How could she not make full use of such a good prince like a certain prince.
Naturally, Yao Ningning patted her chest and agreed, but the problem was that the things the little girl needed were of a very high level and were currently in the hands of the Demon Queen. Even if the Demon Queen agreed, she would have to go to the ground to get them out; and Bai Shixuan
This little girl clearly believes that she is ignorant of the world, so she refuses to let the rabbit fly: Who will believe you if you talk nonsense now? Anyone with the title of "Prince" really does not have much credibility!
So Yao Ningning has been extremely melancholy these past few days, and is really worried.
As long as you and Bai Shixuan are together, without even saying a few words, the topic will turn to the Wind Fox inheritance. If you want to talk about romance or something, or tell a joke or something, this little girl will act like she doesn't understand at all.
Cute is cute, but...
"Talk about what happened that day... Hahaha, it really made me laugh..." Yao Ningning.
"Well, it's really funny. Brother Ningning, does that inheritance you mentioned before really exist? Is it true?" Bai Shixuan.
"By the way, so-and-so...that guy is so funny, haha...that's what happened..." Yao Ningning.
"Well, it's really interesting. Brother Ningning, can you describe to me what the inheritance looks like?" Bai Shixuan.
"And that thing I worked really hard on..." Yao Ningning.
"Well, it's really hard work, Brother Ningning, the inheritance..." Bai Shixuan.
After several fights, Yao Ningning was completely powerless and defeated.
This is the case in almost every conversation. I have complained to Tan Tan more than once: "Brother, tell me, do you think there is such a thing as 'it's really a lot of hard work?'"
Yao Ningning looked helpless: "This girl's ideological structure is completely different from that of ordinary women... Others should be laughing so hard that they can't breathe, but she is blinking her innocent big eyes and asking about the inheritance very simply.
,I……"
Tan Tan and Chu Leer dismissed this: Are the things you tell stories called stories? You have the nerve to tell jokes. If nothing else, just talk about your eloquence. You really can’t do anything about it... Besides,
, have you ever seen someone tell a joke, but the person listening hasn’t even laughed yet, but before he even started to say the main text, he was already laughing to death himself, the point of the joke was really too ridiculous...
Are you doing performance art or telling jokes?
Let me take a step back... Bai Shixuan has been hanging out with Mo Qingwu. I have probably heard thousands of your so-called jokes and stories just from Chu Yang.
My son's ears are already covered with calluses. I have repeated most of them, but you are still talking about them with gusto. If the little girl doesn't fall out with you, I guess it's because the little girl is kind-hearted. Seeing that you are tired from talking, I can't bear it...
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Let’s take another 20,000 steps back... Compared with Chu Yang’s eloquence and experience...
To put it in a harsher way, it is simply a piece of shit!
Who is interested in listening? Who can be interested in listening?!
Fortunately, you still think it is very interesting, and you are still enjoying it with great interest... Not to mention the little girl, even the two of us can't bear to listen... I listen to it once in a while, but it is also with the feeling of "watching the demon"
Ning embarrassment is really interesting, the mentality...
"Brother Tan, it's really strange for you to say this..." Yao Ningning looked sad.
"Why is this weird?" Tan Tan rolled his eyes and chewed the straw, with a bored look on his face.
"You think it's so difficult for me... to pick up girls?" Yao Ningning said with a melancholy look on her face: "I'm so weird. I want a family background and a good character.
You need good looks, good skills, status, body, grace, and temperament, so how come..."
"vomit……"
"vomit……"
Before he could finish, Chu Leer and Tan Tan were already vomiting together.
"You have to be narcissistic or narcissistic, you have to be shameless or shameless, you have to be thick-skinned or you have to be thick-skinned, you have to..." Chu Leer kept talking.
Yao Ningning's face suddenly turned the color of a bitter melon: "I said, sister, you don't have to hit me like this... No matter how you say it, I am still a dignified princeling of Jiuchongtianque..."
Chu Leer's face turned cold: "If you don't say anything else, let's just say that you consider yourself a princeling. This little girl will definitely look down on you. Think about it for yourself. Are there any good people in the prince of Jiuchong Tianque?"!
Yao Ningning's face darkened: "Well...well...it seems...it seems that there are really no good people. No, I am a good person!"
Le'er was happy and said: "You are a good person. You are a good person and yet you classify those people who are not good people with yourself. You say you are not that or that!"
Yao Ningning's face turned even darker: "What am I really like? Why didn't I think of that? What am I really like..."
Tan Tan said with rare seriousness: "Yao Ningning, let me tell you seriously, you can't do this, you have to do this.
Yao Ningning suddenly became energetic: "Brother, please teach me quickly... You are experienced and have come from before. My brothers are all counting on you. Please..."
Tan Tan raised his neck and laughed, very proud: "That's it, that's it. It's as easy as a finger."
Chu Le'er squinted and said, "Hey, are you so experienced in talking about something, Brother? It seems that you have a lot of experience. Then when I see Sister Danfeng, I will have a good talk with her. No wonder she follows you so wholeheartedly.
Well, it turns out that you are so experienced...you have picked up hundreds of girls, right?"
"Grandma, my sister-in-law..." Tan Tan suddenly had a look on his face and bowed, almost in tears. His face was as bitter as a bitter gourd. He bowed and bowed to Chu Le'er with great piety: "Grandma... I
Can I call you grandma from now on? Poor old bones like mine just can’t stand the torment. Just open your eyes, master Gao, and treat me like...what the heck, let me go..."
Yao Ningning's eyes widened: "Brother Tan, didn't you say that you are the head of the family at home? That's what you say? Doesn't my sister-in-law never dare to reply? Why are you... ugh...
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Before he finished speaking, Tan Tan covered his mouth: "You're such a tough guy! Didn't you say what we said when we brothers were together? But now your sister-in-law's best friend is here.
Well...how can you just say such things casually? You damn thing want to kill me! You idiot, I’ve tried to discredit you in vain, why are you not enlightened at all?!"
Chu Leer already laughed in a weird way: "Oh, that's it, that's it, oh, alive, alive...oh, alive, alive..."
"It's over, it's completely over..." Tan Tan looked at the old society and sighed deeply.
Hearing this, Yao Ningning persisted in asking: "You haven't taught me what to do yet, you..."
Tan Tan said fiercely: "How to do it? It's very simple! From now on, you will walk naked in broad daylight, especially in front of Bai Shixuan, and impress her with your specialties and uniqueness.
It will definitely work!”
"Besides this, don't eat when you are eating. You eat shit in front of her! I believe she will fall in love with you! This is the secret to picking up girls that I will teach you!"
Tan Tanjie screamed hysterically, stood up, and walked away with a puff of his sleeves.
Damn it, you exposed me in front of Chu Le'er, Xie Danfeng's best friend, and I'm going to be in darkness. Damn it, you actually want me to teach you how to pick up girls? How did you figure this out!
What a fucking brain teaser...
Tan Tan has left.
Yao Ningning stared at her innocent eyes, confused and confused.
I really don’t understand, what words did I make that made Brother Tan angry?
"This... taking off all your clothes and running around naked... doesn't seem like a good idea..." Yao Ningning thought hard and said to Chu Leer: "As for eating shit, it's too difficult.
It's a bit older... This one is too heavy-flavored...Does Bai Shixuan really like it? Le'er, you two have a good relationship, do you like it yourself?"
Chu Leer was out of breath laughing at the farce in front of her. When she heard these words, she stood up and stamped on Yao Ningning and said angrily: "You are the one who likes it!"
He turned his head and left angrily.
Yao Ningning scratched her head and murmured: "Does this mean you don't like it? I don't like it either..."
Not far away, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma looked up at the sky. It seemed that there were so many things worth seeing in the sky that they could no longer move their necks.
I saw the Adam's apples of the two people moving, seemingly...
It seems that he doesn't know what he is doing.
"Eh? What's going on?" Chu Le'er screamed loudly as soon as she entered Chu Yang's carriage.
After hearing this, everyone immediately rushed over to check. Nothing was more important now than the situation in front of a certain King of Hell.
In the carriage, Chu Yang was lying quietly as before, his face full of tranquility. However, layers of mysterious white light were emerging from his body.
This dense white light turned out to be the extremely pure spiritual energy of heaven and earth. It was like layers of dense silk nets, covering Chu Yang's body layer after layer, as if to completely cover Chu Yang.
Everyone watched this astonishing scene helplessly, and they really couldn't understand what happened.