Tan Tan stood up with a grin on his face, furious, and shouted: "You, you, you crazy bitch! What are you doing!"
Xie Danfeng covered her face and ran quickly, sobbing, and turned behind a mountain col. Tan Tan was dumbfounded again. Just as he was about to catch up, he heard Xie Danfeng yelling in shame and anger: "Don't come over! I'm changing clothes..."
Tan Tan was startled, dumbfounded again, and thought to himself, what clothes are you going to change into now? What clothes are you going to change into? You are obviously trying to cheat...
Just as he was about to catch up, Meng Chaoran caught up with him from behind, patted him on the shoulder, stopped him, and asked: "What's wrong?" Meng Chaoran was also very surprised. How could Tan Tan be able to do so when he was about to finish the job?
Made someone cry?
According to Miss Xie's temper, Tan Tan wanted to make her cry... That was really not an easy task!
"I don't know either..." Tan Tan scratched his scalp and made a sound, with a confused look on his face: "This girl suddenly cried..."
Meng Chaoran rolled his eyes, and suddenly had the urge to slap this guy to death: "You made me cry, and you told me you didn't know?"
But Tan Tan couldn't even explain the reason, and Meng Chaoran could only stare.
After a long time, Xie Danfeng walked out from behind the big stone. She changed into a light green skirt and walked in a weird way. She bit her lip and her face was red. After a while, the blush subsided and she didn't know what was going on.
When I got up again, it was red again...
He rolled his eyelids and looked at Tan Tan, then lowered his head, feeling a bit more shy than a little daughter.
Meng Chaoran's eyes almost popped out of his head!
Along the way, I don’t know anything else, but at least Miss Xie has learned that she is very thick-skinned and basically invulnerable. Now, this little girl who blushes at every turn, walks in small steps, and talks softly... It really happened just now
That female tyrannosaurus?
"Why did you suddenly change your clothes?" Tan Tan frowned and asked with dissatisfaction, "When is this? What clothes did you change?"
Xie Danfeng bit her lip, snorted, and turned away.
Tan Tan suddenly became furious and said angrily: "What are you humming? Do you know that you have lost? Hurry up and hand over the core!"
Xie Danfeng only felt an internal injury. She had nothing to say to this extremely incomprehensible person. She grabbed the kernel and threw it away. She bit her lip and cursed: "Kern kernel! You know the kernel!"
Tan Tan took it, smiled brightly, put away the core, held his head high and waved his hand: "Let's go! We should go in front!"
Xie Danfeng bit her lip and stared at him, with a sad and angry expression on her face: "This guy doesn't even know why I'm crying?"
While I was thinking about it, I heard Tan Tan say: "Besides, I don't care what kind of nerve you have to cry, but I won't argue with you; but you won't allow it in the future, you know?"
Xie Danfeng continued to stare, feeling that his mind went blank.
"You women's tactics of crying, making trouble, and hanging themselves have no effect on me!" Tan Tan declared triumphantly: "So, you don't have to worry about this aspect. I still want to take away what needs to be taken away."
Xie Danfeng was stunned for a while, then stepped forward without saying a word. She also understood that if she was with such a guy and expected him to be gentle and considerate... then she was dreaming, and it was in vain.
Daydreaming.
This guy has a strong and invincible ability: to destroy emotions and atmosphere, he is definitely the best in the world!
Xie Danfeng puffed out his cheeks, looked at the ground with stern eyes, and rushed forward with his head buried in the air.
Tan Tan followed her closely. After a while, she seemed a little unaccustomed to not arguing for so long. Tan Tan coughed twice and said, "You haven't said anything yet? Why did you change your clothes?"
"I'm happy! What are you doing? What?" Xie Danfeng suddenly stopped, put his hands on his hips, eyes spitting fire, raised his head and raised his chest and shouted loudly.
It was as loud as thunder!
Tan Tan was startled, looking at the stern face of his sweetheart in front of him, and muttered: "If you don't want to say it, just don't say it..." His voice was very low.
Xie Danfeng roared loudly, and actually felt that he was no longer depressed. Seeing Tan Tan's frightened look, he suddenly felt a sense of pride, snorted twice, turned around and walked away.
Tan Tan continued to follow, with a question in his mind spinning around for more than a dozen times without daring to ask it out. But in the end, he couldn't hold it in anymore, so he finally licked his face and ran a few steps to catch up with Xie Danfeng, and said in a sneaky and condescending voice: "This...
…well……"
"What? You can't say anything without saying anything!" Xie Danfeng's pretty face was extremely stern, and she had already regained her previous toughness.
"That smell I smelled at that time...what was it?" Tan Tan successfully pulled her out of her tough personality with just one sentence. She was at a loss for a moment and looked at Tan Tan with cannibalistic eyes.
"What are you talking about!?" Xie Danfeng gritted her teeth and asked word by word. As she asked, she came dangerously close to him, her eyes flashing fiercely.
"I...I mean, is that...is that..." Tan Tan tried his best to lean back, avoiding the opponent's oppression in a panic, and his voice was panicked.
"Is it something? What is it not!" Xie Danfeng roared like thunder and turned around to leave. The best way to deal with this topic is not to say anything.
But, it's too late.
Tan Tan thought she was asking him something, and the words he didn't dare to say suddenly came out: "Did you pee?"
Xie Danfeng's delicate body trembled, her face turned red and her ears were red, she slowly turned her head and looked at Tan Tan.
"What I'm talking about is...did you wet your pants?" Tan Tan was a little panicked, took a step back, and said in a pragmatic spirit: "I smelled something in your crotch at that time...and you continued
Just go and change..."
After saying that, he tilted his head, thinking about memories, and said uncertainly: "But it's not too sexy...it doesn't look like urine...the smell is a bit strange, I'll think about it..."
"Ah...ah..." Xie Danfeng held his head in both hands and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Tan Tan! I'm going to kill you! I must kill you! You're a murderer, you're heinous
A stinking gangster, a big bastard with no glory, a shameless thief to the extreme...ah..."
Then his eyes were red, his face was red, even his neck and ears were red. He clenched his fists and rushed towards Tan Tan like crazy. His force suddenly increased several times, and he grabbed Tan Tan and beat him hard like a sandbag.
, tossing and turning and kicking...
Tan Tan screamed repeatedly, stumbling, rolling, and unable to fight back. In the emergency, he suddenly remembered Chu Yang's teachings: "When you face an enemy, you can't guard against it. It's not your opponent at all, and you can't escape."
When the time comes, you only need to do one thing:...cover your head, hug the ball...do whatever you want...as long as these two parts are fine, you'll be fine!"
Tan Tan suddenly had a flash of inspiration, gave up all resistance, shrank his body into a ball, thrust his head downwards, and protected his crotch with both hands...
let's hit!
A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!
This violent act lasted for a full quarter of an hour. At the end of the fight, Xie Danfeng was panting and kicked up. Tan Tan rolled out on the ground like a rubber ball. He rolled all the way up a steep slope, and then rushed to the steep slope.
At half the height, the momentum stopped, and then with force in the opposite direction, Gululu rolled back again.
This phenomenon made Xie Danfeng, who was in a rage, unable to help but smile...
This bastard! It’s really dumbfounding.
Meng Chaoran, who arrived later, was confused, opened his eyes wide and asked: "What...what happened?"
"What's wrong?" Xie Danfeng said angrily, "Ask your good apprentice!"
Turning around, he flew ahead without looking back. Only then did Tan Tan cry out: "Master...father...help me..."
When Meng Chaoran understood the whole story, he almost beat Tan Tan again: Even if you really can't speak, you can't be so stupid... If the situation is so good and the scenery is so bad, what does this bastard think?
from?
Tan Tan moaned sadly...
Finally, the matter came to an end. In her rage, Miss Xie Danfeng had no idea that the path she was leading had deviated from the original direction and started heading towards the center of the Canglan War Zone...
She just sulked and kept her head down and rushed forward, but when she came to her senses, she had already met someone.
What a coincidence, people from the Xie family!
This made Xie Danfeng a little dazed and stunned. He couldn't help but stand where he had just turned the corner, stunned.
Meng Chaoran and Tan Tanzhuan came out and saw a fierce fighting taking place more than a hundred feet away!
On one side were the Xie family members in green clothes and black belts, numbering several hundred, and on the other side were a large group of spiritual beasts, the iron-skinned lion beasts. Among the iron-skinned lion beasts, there were five or six people dressed in strange shapes.
There was a splash in Meng Chaoran's arms. The soul-sucking holy fish he was keeping for Tan Tan inexplicably made a few splashes in the fish tank, blowing bubbles.
"Three-star saint clan?" Meng Chaoran and Tan Tan were stunned at the same time.
"These are the Three-Star Saint Clan?" Xie Danfeng saw that her brother and clan members were not in danger for the time being, so she felt relieved. She curiously looked at the three people in strange clothes in the fierce battle, and said with some surprise: "Tan Tan, they
Uglier than you!"
Tan Tan said in shock: "What now?"
Xie Danfeng burst into laughter and said, "You are very handsome now."
Tan Tan continued to be shocked and said: "Do you know those people?"
Xie Danfeng not only did not despise his shock this time, but looked at him carefully for a while, nodded, and said: "Well, it's much more pleasing to the eye. Let me tell you, the one in the middle, Commander Ruoding, who has the demeanor of a general, is as handsome as a jade tree.
The person in Linfeng is my brother, Xie Danqiong!"
Tan Tan was really shocked this time, his facial features shifted in an instant, he breathed in cold air hissingly, and exclaimed: "It turns out he is my brother-in-law!"
Xie Danfeng was so embarrassed that she kicked out: "Get out!"
Next to the fierce battle between the two families, there was also a large group of people, gloating over their misfortune as they watched the Xie family fight with the iron lion beast. They were obviously waiting to take advantage.
A large flag was erected high, with a snow-white lotus clearly visible on it. In the center of the lotus, the word "Luo" fluttered in the wind. Under the flag, two young men stood side by side with strong expressions. It was Luo Kewu and Luo Ke.
enemy!
"Aww... this is so cool..." Luo Kedi laughed so hard that he couldn't even see his eyebrows: "Damn, this time I'm going to teach Xie Danqiong, this guy who has always been so arrogant, a lesson! Damn, such a big guy
It’s so cheap that you only pick it up once every few hundred years.”