"I really can't wait to take off my pants and let you compare!" Chu Yang waited eagerly, looking at this face and that face, with a look on his face that he immediately burst into laughter after being recognized.
He looked at the three people with that kind of expression of excitement, but saw three incomprehensible faces and three pairs of very questioning eyes.
Master Chu's face finally fell down little by little, and finally he couldn't bear it any longer, and said loudly and depressedly: "Don't you think that this thing really looks like what's in our crotch... is that right?"
Mr. Chu went a little crazy. He had never told a joke that made him so depressed!
These three people are so humorless...
Chu Yuzuo's depression was not unreasonable, because he directly messed up the whole thing. He really didn't know. It wasn't that what he said was unexpected by others, but what he said really misled others: We
It’s on me too!
This is what ruined things!
You said there is... The problem is that what you are talking about does not exist in other people's possessions... It is true that it does not exist! If you say it does exist even though it is clearly not there, how can people make something out of nothing?
So Mr. Chu had to go crazy. He yelled out the last sentence in a depressed voice.
As soon as he said these words, those who understood it immediately understood it, and even those who didn't understand it immediately understood it. In an instant, one of them, who had been holding back his internal injuries, immediately covered his stomach and started laughing wildly.
I laughed out loud, but it made me choke to death...
As for the other two, they looked at Chu Yang angrily. Looking at his posture, they were about to pounce on him and beat him up!
Seeing that someone finally understood, Mr. Chu was about to laugh wildly with understanding, but he was greeted by two cold and angry eyes. The kind contained in these eyes... was enough to cut him into pieces!
Chu Yuzuo felt a chill go down his spine. He was about to laugh out loud but he held it back in his stomach. He smiled coquettishly, touched his nose, scratched his head, and said, "What, isn't it funny?"
"It's funny!" Tie Butian gritted his teeth and tried his best to keep himself from getting angry. Suddenly he burst into anger and said, "It's funny you! So vulgar, so obscene, so... you actually declared it in your mouth,
You are still so proud...You are still...you, you, you, you are so shameless!"
The other shadow looked at Chu Yang dumbfounded and really wanted to beat him up!
"Uh..." Chu Yang was stunned. He really didn't know why this joke that was supposed to be popular among men had completely the opposite effect at this moment.
This is really surprising!
Does it mean that after becoming an emperor, he is different from ordinary men? He doesn’t even have this basic sense of humor?
"Don't tell me about your allusion?" Tie Butian said angrily. He couldn't wait to change the topic. This joke was really embarrassing. Tie Butian's face was already red.
Saying this in front of me is simply abominable! Hateful! What a bastard!
"I...I don't dare to say it anymore." Chu Yang lowered his head and said feebly. Just saying this in his heart has already triggered such a violent reaction. If he waits for the allusion to be finished, he will be killed by a thousand swords.
Destroyed?
"Just tell me, it's okay." The male shadow encouraged, his eyes full of gloating.
"Say." Tie Butian's face was cold, but you could still see the suppressed smile in his eyes. I was really embarrassed to smile... this bastard!
"Well, here's the thing. Legend has it that there once was a man who was good-looking and very rich, but he couldn't find a wife. He lived until he was over eighty years old and still hadn't found a wife. He was depressed and depressed.
Finally...dead." Chu Yang said while secretly looking at the expressions of several people.
Seeing that there was no problem, he continued confidently and boldly: "...So, after his reincarnation, he was reincarnated as a human being. He was still handsome, handsome, and rich, but he still didn't find a wife when he lived to be eighty years old... He died again
…”
At this point, the three of them were stunned. What kind of allusion is this?
"What does this have to do with this mountain peak?" Tie Butian raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but ask. I really don't know the purpose of such a ridiculous story...
"Don't worry, you'll know if you keep listening." Chu Yang comforted: "... Just like this, he kept reincarnating, reincarnating nine times, and in his last life! Before he died, he knew that he had actually beaten him nine times.
A lifelong bachelor! This ninth-generation virgin finally erupted like a volcano..."
Chu Yang said with a sad and angry face and a sad and angry tone: "So before he died, he made a great wish and said: In the world, if there are men, there will be women, and if there are women, there will be men. If yin and yang are harmonious, all things will grow! This is what it means.
The principles of yin and yang in heaven and earth. However, I am talented and virtuous, but I have been a bachelor for nine lifetimes. Heaven can play tricks on me like this! Where is the justice? Where is the way of humanity? Where is the way of heaven? Where is the law of heaven!..."
Chu Yang said this in a mellow tone and paused for a moment. The other three couldn't help but be attracted by this story, thinking that God had made a mistake in marrying him, causing a talented and handsome young man to be a bachelor for nine consecutive lives. It was really
It’s really deplorable. Apart from these four words, it’s unfair, there’s really nothing else to say...
Especially when Tie Butian thought about himself, he couldn't help but sigh, thinking: Could it be that in this life, God has made a mistake in getting married? We shouldn't have met, but we did, and we should have been together, but for various reasons, we are destined to be together.
To live a lonely life... What is the difference between myself and the man in the story?
He couldn't help but sigh and asked: "Then... what ambition has he made? To have three wives and four concubines in the next life, as many beauties as a cloud?" According to the thoughts of ordinary men, this should be it... After nine lifetimes of being a bachelor,
, it is understandable to have such a wish.
"No." Chu Yang smiled strangely and continued: "...He looked up to the sky and shouted, saying: Yin and Yang cannot be reconciled, what is the use of this sky? What can it do if it reincarnates again? In the world, everyone harmonizes with the piano and the harp.
Yin and yang complement each other, and it is unbearable for the heaven to be so unfair to me alone! Although I cannot coordinate yin and yang in this life, I will live forever even if I die!"
Tie Butian said "Ah" and was speechless! He felt that his heart would stop beating in shame at this moment. In that moment, he felt extremely regretful: I really had nothing to do, what allusion could this guy tell here?
Okay, this is so embarrassing...
Chu Yang talked happily and shrugged his shoulders with laughter: "...After he finished speaking, he took off all his clothes, then spread his legs wide, lay down on his back and died! Resentment rushed into the sky, and suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and he
My body suddenly underwent incredible changes!"
Tie Butian wanted to ask: What's the change? But after thinking about it, he resisted asking. He didn't expect this guy to have anything good to say. As the saying goes, a dog's mouth cannot spit out ivory...
"... Through the sudden change, his body turned into mountains, his arms turned into canyons, his blood turned into rivers, and his hair turned into flowers, plants and trees... Then a huge mountain rose up!
But the thing under his crotch, in response to his request before his death, stood straight on the highest point of this mountain, straight towards the sky! It was as if it was going to make the sky...what, a big hole!
"
The other three people were already stunned like ducks stunned by a thunderstorm. They were stunned and sweating...
This allusion is really... really... really nothing to say.
"So, we have this Pure Yang Peak in front of us!" Chu Yuzuo finally brought this story to an end. Smashing his mouth, he looked at the big round stone pillar in front of him with admiration, and said with unfinished meaning: "
Therefore, this mountain peak has another name, which is more familiar to everyone and very vivid..."
"Stop talking! Stop talking!" Tie Butian shouted! His face turned from white to red, from red to blue, from blue to black, and he was so angry that his belly was about to explode.
Thinking back to how I felt the same way just now, how I felt secretly sad and self-pitying... all those feelings, and finally came up with such an 'allusion'! I couldn't help but feel ashamed. If it weren't for the magical jade pendant covering it up, I would be so angry right now.
When he looked at Chu Yang, he couldn't help but feel furious and furious!
Staring at Chu Yang, Tie Butian gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Chu, Yu! You are really... profound...!"
"Hahaha..." Chu Yang's face turned into a flower with a smile, and his whole body trembled with laughter until he couldn't speak, like a small mimosa swaying in the wind, even his laughter trembled: "
Wahahahaha...hehehaha..."
Tie Butian has a black line on his head.
This joke is for men...it's really nothing. But the problem is...the problem is...
Chu Yuzuo is completely tragic!
While he was leaning forward and back, laughing convulsively, like a convulsion all over his body, he was violently held down by Tie Butian and another shadow. Caught off guard, Chu Yuzuo was in a state of elation, how could he dodge and be neatly hit by someone?
Captured in one move.
Then comes the punch*** plus!
Bang bang bang, puff puff...
Poor Mr. Chu didn't know where this unreasonable disaster came from. He was beaten several times and he didn't even have time to stop laughing... After a while, he suddenly became furious: "What's going on? What's going on?...
…”
The two women lowered their heads and struck fiercely, and the Queen Mother Chu screamed in agony...
After a long while, the two women were tired from fighting, and finally stopped and let him go out of breath. Chu Yuzuo jumped up and became furious with pain all over his body: "Why are you beating people?! Is there any royal law for this?!
"
"I am Wang Fa!" Tie Butian snorted, rubbed his painful wrist, and said proudly. Still angry...
As soon as these words came out, the two shadows couldn't help laughing even more! The emperor is here, what else do you want to say?
Others said this was just pretentious and did not know the bounds of heaven and earth. But the emperor said that he was Wang Fa... Who can refute?
Chu Yang's eyes were straight, and under the gazes of the three people, he thought to himself that his two fists were no match for four hands, and he was defeated. He said in frustration: "I accept the beating... but you have to give me a reason..."