Jun Xizhu was also extremely depressed about this incident!
Since arriving in this extreme northern wilderness, she has also changed out of the black clothes that she had long been tired of wearing, put on her clothes, and appeared in front of only a few confidants in her favorite plain dress.
Mr. Wei went out today and has not come back yet. Jun Xizhu is a little worried. In addition, he has just received the news that the family that has enmity with Mr. Wei has also sent people to hunt for ninth-level spiritual beasts in the extreme northern wilderness.
Jun Xizhu was afraid that Mr. Wei was at fault, and the rest of her men were obviously of no use, so she had no choice but to go out and look for him herself. If something happened to Mr. Wei, she would be the only one in the entire Anzhu organization who could help...
When she went out to search, her first stop was naturally to go to Mr. Wei's lair. She knew that Mr. Wei had a big purpose for coming back this time.
Moreover, she was also very curious about Mr. Wei's secret lair that no one was allowed to set foot in...
So due to various reasons, Jun Xizhu came all the way to find her.
Who would have thought that just when he saw Mr. Wei's lair, he encountered two young hooligans teasing him! This really made Jun Xizhu angry and funny.
Especially the whistle, which sounded like a reminder, one after another, without stopping. Jun Xizhu was angry in his heart, and wanted to teach him a lesson. When he came over, he saw that he was an acquaintance. He turned out to be the young master of the two big families of Zhong San San.
Jun Xizhu originally wanted to scare them off with a glare; but before she could even speak when she walked over, these two famous slackers actually started bragging and making jokes.
You actually still write articles and poems?
Jun Xizhu looked at the two of them gloomily: "Luo Kedi, can you write articles? Ji Mo, can you write poems?"
Luo Kedi and Ji Mo trembled for a moment. Luo Kedi wiped his sweat. In such a cold weather, his head was actually steaming and he was embarrassed: "Jun... Jun, that Jun... turns out to be
Your Majesty, you are hahaha... Your Majesty, forgive me, cough, cough, cough, we are too... Hehe, just kidding... It's really just... just joking... just joking... joking about that... joking around..."
Under Jun Xizhu's increasingly cold gaze, Luo Kedi wiped his sweat and became more and more powerless as he spoke, finally unable to speak any more.
"Your Majesty, calm down your anger... Hehe hehe, Your Majesty, please calm down your thunder and fury for a moment... This, this..." Ji Mo rolled his eyes desperately: "Hehe... You must know that everyone has the love for beauty...
…this……"
"What this and that!" Jun Xizhu suddenly became angry and jealous. He flew over, lifted Luo Kedi up, and punched Luo Ershao in the stomach.
, then kicked him to the ground, stepped on his chest, and said with a sad face, "Have you seen Mr. Wei?"
Luo Kedi and Ji Mo looked at each other and immediately felt relieved: "I see, I see."
"Where?"
"It's right here... He hasn't come out yet. We're waiting for him here." The two of them rushed to answer. This woman is too scary...
"Inside?" Jun Xizhu breathed a sigh of relief. Nothing happened. Turning around and seeing these two guys, he suddenly became furious.
Since Mr. Wei is fine, Jun Xizhu is not in a hurry and simply waits here for him to come out. At the same time, he will deal with these two guys who are teasing women.
Luo Kedi was kicked hard, causing Mr. Luo to scream like a pig: "Luo Kedi! Write an article for me! Hurry up! Aren't you good at writing? You can still care about your sister-in-law.
Substitute, you are quite capable, you..."
Luo Kedi's face was as bitter as coptis: "Your seat, your seat... this, this..."
"Write quickly!" Jun Xizhu said angrily: "If I don't see a complete article today, you, Mr. Luo, will have someone else write an article for you. Moreover, it is a memorial article!"
Luo Kedi was moaning in his heart. A foot was stepped on his chest, as if the whole mountain was pressed up. He couldn't even move his fingers. He rolled his eyes helplessly and shouted for help: "Third brother...
Help me write an article..."
Ji Mo was slowly turning around, preparing to run away, but Luo Kedi stopped him in place with one word, raised his foot, and was frozen in the air...
This bastard...I'm almost escaping, aren't you holding me back...
"Well, I almost forgot! Ji Mo, can you compose a poem?" Jun Xizhu looked at Ji Mo sideways: "You are limited to three steps to compose a poem! If you can't do it, I'll ask Luo Kedi to do it.
You write a memorial ceremony!"
Ji Mo screamed and jumped up, crying: "Luo Kedi... you bastard, you killed me..."
Luo Kedi was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes up and down...
"Ji Mo, you come first!" Jun Xizhu was furious and crushed Luo Kedi's chest with his toes. Luo Kedi trembled all over for an instant and shouted: "Third brother...
Come on, compose a poem, compose a poem quickly... Little brother, I... I can't stand it anymore..."
Ji Mo spread his hands and felt so miserable that he was about to cry: "If I could compose poetry... wouldn't I have done it earlier?"
"Write more quickly!" Jun Xizhu's face changed, and the coldness in his eyes became stronger: "Teasing me? Are you so easy to tease?"
Ji Mo started to cry: "We really didn't know it was you..."
"Stop talking nonsense!" Jun Xizhu shouted murderously.
"I compose poetry... I compose..." Ji Mo stood still, frowning and scratching his head: "The sky... heavy snow... is falling again...
Unknowingly, I took a step forward and chanted the second sentence: "...the mountains turn white in June..."
"Pfft..." When Luo Kedi heard these two sentences, his body began to tremble, and his face turned red from suppressing it. It was rare that he could still laugh after being stepped on like this.
"Are you still laughing?" Jun Xizhu looked at him in surprise: "Second Young Master Luo...you are so courageous, you are really not afraid of death..."
Luo Kedi suddenly rolled his eyes: Can't I help it... This damn thing is also called poetry...
At this time, Mr. Ji finally stumbled out the third sentence: "It's so cold that I have to write a poem..." He scratched his head and thought for a long time before saying, "What I made is not bad..."
A jump: "Wow hahaha... it's done..."
"It's snowing heavily in the sky again, and the mountains are turning white in June. It's freezing cold and I want to compose a poem, but it's not bad?" Jun Xizhu twisted his slender eyebrows: "What kind of nonsense is this...
"
"You only said you wanted to write a poem, but you didn't say what standards you wanted..." Ji Mo held his neck and argued hard. If Jun Xizhu had to force himself to write another poem... it would really cost him his life.
. Just this one, it is the most rhyming one I have made since I was born...
"Forget it!" Jun Xizhu waved his hand: "Go away! If I see you teasing a woman again, let your Ji family prepare for the funeral."
Ji Mo nodded and bowed: "Yes, yes; but now I'm famous and have a wife, Ao Bo is very good... I won't do it anymore, the key is to defeat the gangsters..."
The rat scurried away with its head in its arms. It was exactly that: panicked like a lost dog, busy like a fish that slipped through the net...
"Ji Mo! You pig!" Luo Kedi lay on the ground and cursed miserably, beating the ground with his hands, feeling extremely sad and angry.
"It's your turn." Jun Xizhu looked at Luo Kedi and said in a cold voice, "Let me see your literary talents."
Luo Kedi said in distress: "Your Majesty... why don't you give me a good beating..."
"Stop talking nonsense!" There was a flash of cold light, and a long sword struck Luo Kedi's crotch with a swipe. With a pop, it penetrated through the clothes and plunged into the snow beneath him. The sword body shook and emitted a cold light.
Cold!
Luo Kedi trembled all over, and the hairs on his hair stood up. He felt the sword come into contact with the local position as it shook, and his soul flew into the sky. He suddenly felt that the body was in a hurry, the front was about to burst out, and the back was about to plummet.
…
"Spare my life..." Second Young Master Luo trembled.
"If you don't write an article, your Luo family will have to rely on your eldest brother Luo Kewu to carry on the family line..." Jun Xizhu said calmly.
"I'll write it!" Luo Kedi said simply and agreed immediately. Then he frowned and started thinking.
"The title of the article: Praise for the Snow." Luo Kedi took a deep breath: "Can you let me stand up..."
"no!"
"Well... if it doesn't work, it won't work... Praise Daxue... Praise..." Luo Kedi cried with a mournful face, as if he were mourning for his heir; Ji Mo Yongxue, of course Luo Kedi also wanted to learn from it.
"In the cold winter of June, the snow is flying heavily, the snowflakes are falling violently, and the north wind is blowing hard. The weather is cold and the ground is freezing, and it is infinitely sad..." Luo Ershao is really good at writing, and he can write a string of poems every time he opens his mouth.
"The cold winter at your house is always in June?" Jun Xizhu snorted.
"It's June now... It's so cold here, isn't it winter?" Luo Kedi rolled his eyes and muttered: "I'm still shirtless in my house at this time..."
"Cut the nonsense! Keep going!"
"Hmm...it's freezing cold, infinitely miserable...who else is the most miserable person...Ji Mo is gone, that bad boy! One day, he'll get cramps and crush his marrow..." Luo Ershao became more and more fluent, his eyes rolled.
A twist: "The most beautiful woman in the world, the confinement sister-in-law is the most beautiful. She can conquer the country and the city, and her soul flies away at the first sight. Unfortunately, she is married, and the flowers are fat. When she sighs, snow falls into her mouth..."
It turned out that while I was reading the article, the white snow poured into my mouth with the wind; Luo Ershao was so moved by the scenery that he actually changed the original topic: "...it's bitingly cold and doesn't feel beautiful; the extreme northern ice field is too unlucky; if I can go back
, never come back; teased women, chopped off my legs; eldest sister spared her life, devoted herself to death... What do you think of this article? Hehehehehe..."
"Pfft..." Jun Xizhu was amused by him and laughed. He kicked the guy out with a flying kick and scolded him with a smile: "Go away! If you let me see you teasing a woman again, be careful with your life!"
"Hey, hey..." Luo Kedi got up, without looking back, and ran away with his head in his arms. His heart was beating wildly, and he finally escaped with a small life. My biological mother... was so scared...
Who the hell has ever experienced such a horrible thing? The cold long sword slapped against there, and if I wasn't careful, my brother would run away from home automatically; can I ignore my second brother...
After thinking about it, when I thought of this, I was so frightened that I burst out laughing: "Looking after the second child? Taking care of the second child? I am really talented... Wow~~~"
"What did you say?" Gu Duxing appeared in front of him with a murderous look on his face... just in time to hear his mumbling to himself.
Luo Kedi's legs went weak, his mind was still in chaos, and he spoke indiscriminately: "I, I, I...I mean the second child...can't ignore...the second child..."
"I'll beat you to death, you bastard!" Gu Duxing and Dong Wushang were originally the reinforcements brought in by Ji Mo. They rushed over anxiously, but saw that this guy was actually burying themselves alive... Hearing these words at this moment,
I was so angry that my fists and kicks rained down like crazy...
Within half a quarter of an hour, Luo Kedi lay on the ground like a dried salted fish... He could only breathe out, not in...
At this time, a white light flashed, and a door suddenly appeared; Chu Yang and Mr. Wei finally walked out...