Volume 6 Chapter 156 The tragedy caused by a urination!
The three of them looked at each other, feeling puzzled.
Ji Mo grinned and almost laughed. Damn, this is the first time I've seen someone use his butt to ambush someone.
A gust of south wind blew, and faint voices could be heard drifting along the wind.
"...Why haven't you come yet..."
"...Don't be anxious...delayed on the way..."
"...pay attention...what's over there?"
"...**, a rabbit..."
"...What the fuck..."
…
The corner of Chu Yang's mouth twitched.
The two third-level throne masters suddenly stood up. They seemed to have noticed something and looked around suspiciously. They shook their heads and smiled mockingly. Then they walked over in two directions to check for the ambush.
He looked very attentive.
Chu Yang and Gu Duxing were even more confused. We are behind you. Why are you constantly checking in front?
Just listen to this throne expert ask in a deep voice: "Has the poison domain been checked? Is there any failure?"
A throne behind the tree replied in a low voice: "Elder, don't worry, I have checked it over and over three times, and added the poison zone twice; it is foolproof, there is absolutely no problem."
"Well, we have to make sure that we are not discovered in advance, and we can't do enough on the outside. These guys are very vigilant. If there is any trouble, they can escape immediately. This time, we must make sure that nothing goes wrong!" The throne nodded.
Head, reminded.
"yes."
The two of them wandered around for a while and then returned to their original positions.
Chu Yang lay quietly in the grass, motionless. He didn't move, and of course Ji Mo and Gu Duxing didn't move either.
Suddenly, two men in black stood up from where they were originally ambush and made a gesture.
The emperor frowned and shouted: "What are you going to do?"
"Uh...go pee."
The emperor's face suddenly showed a look of disgust, he waved his hand and said angrily: "Go further away."
The two ninth-level Martial Lords nodded in agreement and walked back side by side, stepping on the fallen leaves on the ground. They walked more than thirty feet and stopped when the trees had already blocked the path they came from.
One of them said: "Damn it, I've been preparing here for half a month and I haven't seen a single ghost."
The other one sighed and untied his belt: "Just wait, actually it would be better if you don't come, but once you come... Damn it, which one of those guys is the easy one?"
"That's right." The one who spoke earlier had already taken out the weapon, closed his eyes, held his breath, and prepared to launch.
The patter...
Mr. Ji Er is angry!
He was lying in the thick grass, motionless, but the two guys were walking in his direction. Then they stopped, opened his eyes a little, and clearly saw four sticks in front of him.
The little tui in black.
Then a water arrow, with a roar of heat, accurately landed on the left side of his face, and its force was very strong.
Drop by drop of the warm stuff was splashed up with the powerful venting, splashing onto Master Ji's cheek.
Mr. Ji’s lungs exploded!
Immediately, another water arrow with a roar of heat accurately landed on the right side of his face...
Mr. Ji can't tolerate it! Because although the previous one is disgusting, it is also bright and white; but this one is as bright as the Yellow River, as if it is sick, and the smell is stronger!
Ji Mo felt a little sad and angry for a moment: The three of us came here together, why do you just urinate on me? Isn't this bullying others?
The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and finally I couldn't hold it any longer and stood up with a whoosh.
These two warriors were peeing comfortably with their eyes closed. They were peeing heartily. The contents they had been holding for a long time were suddenly cleared. They felt indescribably comfortable. How could they have imagined that a big living person would come out of two soaks of urine?
This surprise was really extraordinary. The eyes of the two people opened immediately, and then both eyes bulged out at the same time. Under extreme mental stress, the two water arrows fired with urgent force also lost their follow-up power, and they peed in.
Ku crotch, and then the flow stopped...
Just as they were about to call out, Mr. Ji's two hands full of anger had already strangled the throats of the two of them. There was a slight pop sound, and their necks turned to the side in a strange way; Mr. Ji's violent vitality had already rushed in.
Their meridians block all movements of the lower body.
Their bodies only trembled twice before they died unexpectedly.
Until this moment, both hands still maintained the posture of holding the bird in front, without any time to change. Blah blah blah... The water flow that had been interrupted by the fright suddenly continued to spray out after the owner lost consciousness...
This time there was no waste at all, all the remaining liquid was sprinkled on Master Ji’s breasts...
Mr. Ji's mouth was crooked and his eyes were squinting. He gritted his teeth in hatred, but did not dare to speak out.
There was a voice in the distance: "What's wrong?" It turned out that he had vaguely heard the movement here.
Ji Mo was stunned, how to answer?
Suddenly a low voice said angrily: "This bastard peed on my knees." It was the voice of the Martial Lord who spoke first.
Ji Mo was greatly surprised. He turned around and saw Chu Yang speaking with his mouth open and closed.
It's rare that the King of Hell of Chu could imitate this man's tone so vividly.
Ji Mo woke up and murmured hurriedly: "Isn't this accidental? I didn't mean it... Look at how anxious you are..."
Chu Yang said angrily: "Accidentally? Both of my tubes are wet..."
Ji Mo almost suffered internal injuries: Damn, it’s me who’s two tubes are wet, right?
There was a bang over there, and someone laughed lowly, gloating about the misfortune. The throne man cursed in a dumbfounded voice and stopped talking.
But others started to stir, and one of them whispered: "Why did that guy urinate on other people's knees?" His voice was full of deliberate surprise.
Another person said in a thoughtful tone: "According to my guess, it may be that the urine is biased."
"But why did you pee sideways?" The man seemed even more surprised and incomprehensible.
"According to my speculation, there are some reasons behind this..." The voice was deep in thought.
"What's the reason?" The surprised voice continued to ask, breaking the casserole and asking the truth.
"Well, first of all, if this guy suddenly remembered something when he was sleeping last night, and there is obviously no correct channel here... so he is holding it in. If he holds it in for a long time, he will easily develop a deformity... Well
"If you drink a lot of water in the morning, you may urinate in the wrong direction!" - a serious thinking voice.
"So that's it! I'm convinced, I'm convinced! But, what's the second thing?"
"As for the second one, it's hard to say. Well, some people, who haven't had legitimate...well, what channels, will use a very strange way to charge into battle with a spear in hand, using their own way,
Go and slay your inner demons... and after you slay your inner demons, you will easily have a period of weakness. Well, during this period of weakness, you will basically urinate in the wrong direction..."
"What a true insight! I'm so convinced!"
"Where, where..."
There was a bang, and laughter spread everywhere. Although no one dared to shout loudly, there was suddenly a sense of chaos. Many people were lying on the ground, shaking and convulsing with silent laughter.
Chu Yang, Gu Duxing and Ji Mo were stunned: What a bunch of talented people these guys are!
It seems that these guys are really holding it back. When someone else urinates, they will analyze it for a long time by citing classics, and start the class in a serious manner...
Chu Yang stood up and gently lowered the two corpses with Ji Mo.
Then Chu Yang, who was in front, walked out in a hurry, muttering and complaining in a low voice: "Damn it, look at my two kutui, they are sizzling and cold, what can I do? What a shame.
You guys are still smiling so happily..."
After saying this, there was more laughter, and several people turned around: "That's the fate of you two..."
These people turned around, but they only saw the black clothes of Chu Yang and the two men, but could not see their faces. Their faces were completely blocked by the trees...
Someone even said jokingly: "It's rare that you two have such a deep relationship that you can stand so close to each other even when you are peeing..."
As soon as he said this, laughter burst into laughter.
At this time, Chu Yang had already approached the guy on the edge with a smile. He was talking all the way, and his voice was so lifelike that no one noticed that it was a fake; no one noticed that he had deviated from some directions.
"Damn it, I won't pee with him next time..." Chu Yang smiled softly, a little regretful, a little embarrassed, a little angry, but the sword in his hand came out, silently.
He pierced the nearest guy's ribs three feet away, piercing his heart and lungs, and nailed his body firmly to the ground.
This man was completely unprepared. How could a comrade who wanted to get him kill him? One moment, he was laughing quietly with schadenfreude. The next moment, there was a heartbreaking pain in his ribs. Just as he was about to scream in pain, blood suddenly poured out.
Entered the lungs...
Immediately afterwards, a strong force of vitality rushed into the meridians of his body and controlled his central nervous system. Immediately, his eyes bulged silently... and he lost his breath.
Chu Yang smiled in annoyance, walked over and scolded: "Look at you guy, is it worth laughing until you lose your breath when someone else pees on your pussies?"
As he spoke, he laughed hahaly, with a calm and affectionate smile and a bit of resentment, but at the same time, he secretly pulled out the sword that had just killed the person from his body and put it against the back of his thighs.
Then he shook his head and sighed, walking in the direction of the other person behind the rocks. His steps were easy and his feet were heavy, as if he was walking calmly in his own base camp.
Ji Mo followed him, feeling his little heart pounding.
Oh my god, today I really saw what it means to kill someone invisible while talking and laughing. The best thing is that before and after the killing, there is still a real sense of ease, there is absolutely no reluctance, and there is absolutely no trace of murderous intent!
The one behind Shanshi was laughing until his stomach hurt, and he was also the one who laughed the hardest.
Chu Yang cursed angrily: "Damn it, isn't it just a little bit of shit, you are smiling like a seal, are my jokes so good? I have to teach you a lesson today!"
Then there was a sudden sound that caused a strong flying sound in the air, and he rushed over boldly and brazenly.!