"What a shame! What a shame!" Xie Zhiqiu puffed his beard and glared, his old face as black as coal: "My family is really unlucky, I'm so angry!"
In front of him, Xie Guangen stood upright, wiping sweat constantly. Bearing the anger of his ancestors...
On one side, there were Xie Danfeng and Tan Tan with the same bruises and swollen faces.
Chu Yang and others all had serious faces and sat upright without squinting.
"I haven't been in charge of the family for several years. I didn't expect that the children of the family would be taught like this by you!" Xie Zhiqiu pointed at Xie Guangen sadly, his fingers trembling: "What a good thing you have done!"
Xie Guangen lowered his head deeply and did not dare to say a word.
Xie Danfeng bit her lip, walked over timidly, held Xie Zhiqiu's arm with one hand, shook it, and said coquettishly: "Old ancestor..."
Chu Yang and others felt goose bumps all over their bodies: This tigress can also act coquettishly?
Xie Zhiqiu was even more unbearable. He was trembling all over and his face was livid: "Don't call me! Danfeng..."
Your father actually taught you to be like this... I am really heartbroken..."
Xie Guangen's mouth suddenly opened: How can you blame me? This...don't I want my daughter to be a lady? But this girl is such an embryo...What can I do?
But even though he opened his mouth, he did not dare to say anything.
Saying this sentence will have extremely serious consequences. Even if the ancestor is not angry, his daughter and mother-in-law can skin him...
"Your Majesty Chu..." Xie Zhiqiu looked at Chu Yang shyly, his face as red as a monkey's butt: "My family is unlucky and I am making you laugh..."
Chu Yang laughed dryly: "No, Miss Danfeng has a hearty, cheerful and generous personality. She is a rare person in the world..."
Xie Zhiqiu's face suddenly turned red and he coughed a few times. This was just barbaric and aggressive, coupled with a bit of natural stupidity, how cheerful and generous...
Blinking his eyes, he said: "So... this marriage? Still counting?"
As he said this, his face also turned red.
I thought to myself, I was a little dissatisfied at first, thinking that a flower was stuck on the cow dung, but now it seems that the flowers and the cow dung should be poured on top of each other. If someone is willing to take this crazy girl, it means burning high incense.
Well, after passing this village, there is no such shop; if Tan Tan is not wanted, this great-granddaughter might have to stay at home forever...
"Of course we do the math!" Chu Yang said righteously and resolutely.
"That's good, that's good!" Xie Zhiqiu felt relieved and immediately smiled more cordially. He bent his eyes and said, "I see now that the two of them are a match made in heaven and a match made in earth! They are simply a match sent from heaven. In this case
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He turned his head and said solemnly: "Guang En, can you keep that inscribed token in your hand?"
Xie Guangen felt aggrieved for a while: Since ancient times, how can the woman give out the token first when getting engaged? The man always asks the matchmaker to come first and then negotiate. Even if the woman is completely in love, she still refuses and then recommends a second matchmaker.
It was not until the third time that they came that the marriage was settled. The man gave a gift, which was for the three matchmakers and the six. Finally, the horoscopes were combined, and the woman exchanged tokens...
This is a done deal!
Why is it that when you come to your daughter's place, she becomes your own home and you have to take out the token first? What is this?
"Um...this..." Xie Guangen touched his body here and there. In fact, he had it on him, but he still had to make a gesture.
"Dad!" Xie Danfeng stamped her foot: "What's wrong with you? It's such a big thing, such an important thing, you actually forgot where to put it?"
Xie Guangen's face darkened, and he had no choice but to say: "Let me look for him."
"I'll help you find it." Xie Danfeng rushed up, put her hand into her father's arms, and complained: "It's really... it's about my daughter's lifelong happiness. How can I be a father like you..."
Xie Guangen almost fainted from anger.
We haven't even gotten engaged yet, but we can't wait to turn our elbows outwards? Aren't I just trying to show off? Isn't this for your own good? You can't wait any longer and just come up and pick your pocket?
Look, you were beaten to a bruised face before you even got married. Are you so eager to get married? Are you going to get beaten?!
This is really unreasonable!
Before he could stop him, Xie Danfeng had already turned his father's pockets upside down, and a bunch of things fell out.
After talking about Tan, the two sat down.
"Look, look, look, which one do you think is better? Which one is suitable?" Xie Danfeng pulled it happily, picked up an amethyst jade pendant, and looked over it over and over: "This piece is quite suitable for me to hang.
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Then he stuffed it into his pocket, and then grabbed another piece: "This piece is for you... Well, I want this, and I'll give you this... this piece..."
Everything in Xie Guangen's pocket was divided up by Tan Tan and Xie Danfeng in an instant like spoils.
Tan Tan's arms were filled with excitement, and he hesitated a little, saying, "This...isn't that good?" Although Tan Tan didn't know much about the ways of the world, he still felt a little uncomfortable to plunder his father-in-law before they even got married...
"What's wrong?" Xie Danfeng chuckled, and then scolded: "You idiot, I will marry Ao Shi Jiuchongtian in my life. This time, this is the wedding gift! This is the only time, at most I will have one.
The dowry and other things are nothing. If we start too late, maybe my father, a stingy king, won’t even give you a dime, so just go cry!"
Tan Tan's eyes lit up, he touched his chin and said, "This makes sense..."
Xie Guangen trembled all over and said angrily: "You, you...you evildoer! Do you...do you still have the slightest bit of girlishness? You...you actually..."
Foam appeared at the corner of his mouth in anger, and he was about to faint.
"Dad!" Xie Danfeng said dissatisfiedly: "After my daughter gets married, she will have to live by herself. Can you bear to see your daughter living a difficult life without enough food..."
Xie Guangen's face turned livid, he snorted coldly and was speechless. He flicked his sleeves and stormed out the door.
Before leaving, I was so angry that I fainted, and disappeared without even saying hello to my ancestors.
Chu Yang took the hand out of his arms again, with an innocent look on his face.
He originally wanted to provide a betrothal gift for his junior brother, but he didn't expect that his own daughter-in-law was completely taken care of. Not only did he not spend a penny, but he almost made his father-in-law go out naked...
Xie Zhiqiu was greatly relieved: This scourge was finally sold out.
Twisting his beard, he said: "Your Majesty Chu, you see... the world is in turmoil now, and it is better to get married sooner rather than later..."
Chu Yang heard the elegant meaning of Xiange and nodded in agreement: "The ancestors said that. We must handle this matter as soon as possible."
Xie Zhiqiu laughed: "It's just what I want. Look, let Tan Tan stay at my place, and then wait for Dan Qiong to come back in half a month and twenty days, so how about we organize the happy event?"
Chu Yang was shocked: So fast?
No matter what, the master must be notified of this matter. If Meng Chaoran is not present when Tan Tan gets married... Chu Yang can imagine that his butt will be beaten to the size of a basin by Meng Chaoran...
"I will report this matter to Master as soon as possible." Chu Yang said hurriedly.
"Well, that's it, I'm waiting for your good news." Xie Zhiqiu stood up sanctimoniously and was about to leave: "Danfeng, come back with me."
"No, I want to stay here." Xie Danfeng refused.
Xie Zhiqiuyi frowned: "What kind of behavior are you doing? You are about to get married, why don't you go home quickly and learn from your mother how to be a wife and a mother? You are not allowed to show your face before you get married."
Xie Danfeng raised his neck and said: "Since today's marriage has been decided, then the granddaughter is a member of the Tan family. The Tan family will naturally stay in the Tan family...Old ancestor, you haven't given the meeting gift to the new grandson-in-law yet.
Woolen cloth……"
Xie Zhiqiu finally felt what Xie Guangen felt just now, and his old face turned into a piece of charcoal in an instant.
He snorted, his face full of confusion and embarrassment: "Make Master Chu laugh."
Chu Yang smiled dryly and cupped his hands: "Where is it? Let Miss Xie talk here... Ahem, we will send Miss Xie back later."
Xie Zhiqiu shook his head, let out a long sigh, shook his head again, and sighed again, obviously extremely troubled; after sighing for more than ten times, he suddenly swayed and disappeared without a trace.
Xie Danfeng chased him out: "Ancestor, you haven't given me the gift yet! Do you want to refuse it?"
There was a thud in the distance, as if something fell from a height or someone fell violently...
Bursts of laughter came from behind.
Xie Danfeng suddenly turned around, wiped his sweat, patted his chest and said: "Finally we got them away!" Suddenly his eyebrows were raised and his almond-shaped eyes were wide open, and he shouted: "Tan Tan! You bastard, why don't you recruit me from the truth?
"
She gritted her teeth and stepped closer: "What's so different about you? You actually say you're a monster?"
Tan Tan was startled and said: "You...what are you doing?"
"Huh! We've been here for a while, and I heard most of what you said!" Xie Danfeng roared: "Why do you think I want to piss off the ancestors and them quickly? Isn't it because I'm afraid they will ask you about your fault?
What's normal? You have a wooden head and don't know how to turn around. What if you get it wrong?..."
Gu Duxing and others were all stunned. It turned out that this girl... wasn't mean-spirited after all.
But they saw that Xie Danfeng had already grabbed Tan Tan's ear and walked into the inner room: "Come on, come on, talk to me carefully..."
"Awesome!" Ji Mo wiped his sweat and gave a thumbs up: "Boss, your junior brother's daughter-in-law is like a big girl squatting. It's not easy (no eggs)."
Chu Yang snorted, rolled his eyes and said: "Nonsense, among you children from aristocratic families, who can make a name for themselves in your respective families, which one is a real fool?"
Everyone laughed together.
Only Xie Danfeng's voice was heard in the inner room: "What's the point? Isn't it just not eating? What's the point of eating the spirit beast inner elixir? Others want to eat it, but they can't bear it! This shows that you are extremely talented.
!…”
Hearing this, Chu Yang and others collectively felt dizzy again.
The sound of snapping came, and it should be Xie Danfeng patting Tan Tan's shoulder: "Don't worry, as long as you don't eat shit, it doesn't matter if you eat anything else... I admit it! Isn't it just the core of the spiritual beast? Wait a minute
I'm going to take a look around the family's treasure house. As for my dowry, I don't want anything else. Let's take away all the kernels."
Tan Tan was heard cheering: "Long live my wife!"
The seven brothers outside rolled their eyes and twitched... dead on the floor.