On the plaque facing the street, three large gold-lacquered characters of "Tianbing Pavilion" with flying dragons reflected the sun, directly turning half of the street into gold. It was dazzling.
The couplets on the left and right are also directly made of silver and painted with gold paint. The entire facade is full of the face of a nouveau riche. As soon as people walk here, they will immediately notice the smell of copper.
First couplet: Cutting iron like clay is not a dream, it will open your eyes!
Second line: I have a magic weapon, if you want it, hurry up!
Hengpi: No patience to wait!
Then leaning against the door is a notice board: Tianbing Pavilion, open to money, don't come in if you have less gold and silver. You can only start with ten thousand taels of silver, but one million gold is not rich. Hand out the treasures of genius and earth, and you will be satisfied as soon as you enter the door.
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Not only is he a nouveau riche, he also doesn't look very educated. From the house number to the couplets, they are all extremely tacky. Even the words are crooked and full of evil. It's like using a mouse tail dipped in ink, and then in the mouse's mouth.
I poured a bowl of wine into it and drew it while dragging my tail when I was drunk.
Then Boss Chu sat upright, waiting for the fat sheep to come to his door. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. (Naturally, Chu Yang did not know this allusion, but he had no choice but to have a handsome, talented, learned, rich, and romantic man.
Ms. Feng Ling knows.)
It has to be said that after several days and nights in a row, Chu Yang was very tired, but he was also very excited.
This feeling of getting something for nothing is so wonderful. No wonder so many people want to be thieves. When you stretch out your hand, you can get gold, silver, or silver. It is so satisfying.
Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, well, it makes sense. They were extremely rich at that time, and I was extremely poor. Doesn't robbing a little of it count as helping the poor?
As soon as this "Tianbing Pavilion" opened, everyone who saw it was immediately stunned. It was so arrogant and outrageous! I have never seen anyone doing business like this in the past dynasties!
This is not doing business, but simply offending others! Moreover, you have ruined yourself first and then offended others.
In an instant, this "Tianbing Pavilion" quickly became famous as the first big joke since the founding of Tieyun Kingdom.
Come and look, there's a crazy guy opening a shop on the street!
Suddenly there was a sound, and a large number of people watching the fun quickly gathered outside the door of Tianbing Pavilion. It was a cloudy day to spank children, and everyone had nothing to do anyway, so it was good to come and see this idiot.
But everyone is also a little surprised. How can this fool be so good? He has to come to the most prosperous imperial city street in Tieyun City to embarrass himself? This person's brain is not broken, right? But if he is really a fool...
Where did he get so much money to open a shop here?
Boss Chu had his legs crossed, and there were no magic weapons on the counter in front of him. There was only a cup of tea. The aroma of hot tea rose from the tea cup, and Boss Chu's head nodded amidst the aroma of tea.
Come and go: I’m really sleepy...
On the left wall near the inner door, there is a sword, a knife, a dagger, and a dagger! It seems that these four items are the confidence for him to start a successful business... and they are also what he is planning to take action."
"Magical Weapon".
Outside the door, the chaotic voices were all speculating, sighing, laughing... Chu Yang turned a deaf ear. The people he wanted to trade with were not these people.
Moreover, Chu Yang's past life memories clearly told him: Tie Yun Kingdom may not care about anything else, but the words "Heavenly Soldiers" will definitely touch the sensitive nerves of Tie Yun Kingdom's top brass!
"Get out of the way, a good dog won't block the way. Why are you dissatisfied?" An unreasonable shouting sound came from the distance. Several big black men with open collars were walking north and south on the east-west road, walking like crabs.
Come here. Everywhere you go, the crowd seems to have seen the god of plague, and they are trying to avoid it.
"What is the Tianbing Pavilion? How can I be so stupid?" A big man with a big black mole on his face and a tuft of thick and long black hair on the mole looked at the plaque of the Tianbing Pavilion with squinting eyes.
With his nostrils turned upward, he suddenly became furious: "You are so damn poor, why don't you come in because you have too little money? I don't have much money, but I want to go in, what's going on?"
"Big...brother..." The little guy next to him who was looking around shouted in surprise: "This is all...silver! Pure silver!" This guy pointed at the plaque and jumped and screamed. He looked like he was having a stroke.
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"Silver?" The big man pinched it doubtfully, and suddenly his voice changed tone: "Holy shit! It's really silver!"
When he raised his head and looked at the plaque, his eyes suddenly changed, becoming greedy and vicious.
"Who's the boss inside? Come out." The big man's voice was almost hoarse. He moved up and down the back street and swallowed his saliva. Damn it, I don't want anything, just scare me, just move this plaque back, that's enough.
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"You want to come here to buy something?" Chu Yang crossed his arms and walked out slowly. No way, he was the only one in the entire Tianbing Pavilion. He was the only one who took care of everything, including the boss and the waiters.
When he came out and took a look, Boss Chu suddenly became angry and twisted his nose.
I was planning to catch a big fish, but the big fish didn't come, and I provoked a group of local gangsters first? This is really unlucky.
"Does this shop belong to you?" The big man's nostrils turned upward.
"What's wrong?" Chu Yang was in a bad mood, and naturally his tone was not good either.
"What's wrong? Damn, you have quite a temper? It seems you don't know who is standing in front of you..." The big black man stretched out his hand to grab the collar of the hateful boy in front of him and beat him violently.
"Get lost!" Chu Yang shouted in a low voice, his eyes widened, and then he swung his arms and roared, and a burst of black air visible to the naked eye came out of his body, spreading like an overwhelming evil spirit, with an icy chill, and booming
Rushed over.
This big man is just a gangster on the street. He is not even a martial artist. He just relies on the strength of his arms to play the role of a gangster. How can he resist the soul shock of such a martial master?
As soon as the big man finished speaking, he suddenly felt a chill, and then his whole body and soul were shocked by the evil energy coming towards his face! His eyes rolled white for a while, and then he felt that he had fallen into an endless nightmare.
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Countless evil ghosts with seven orifices bleeding and screaming rushed from all directions in the sky and on the ground...
"Ah..." He let out a scream that didn't sound like a human voice. The big man staggered back, suddenly held his head with both hands, rolled back and forth on the ground, and yelled like crazy: "Spare your life! No, I didn't kill him.
, have mercy on me, have mercy on me..."
He jumped up suddenly, turned around and was about to run away, but as soon as he took a step, he fell down, blood flowed across his face, and he collapsed on the ground. He couldn't stand up anymore, but he still crawled forward desperately.
As I climbed all the way, my crotch gradually became wet...
Only the heart-rending voice begging for mercy echoed in the sky for a long time.
The two younger brothers who were following him had no idea what was going on, but seeing the boss change from extremely normal to such a terrifying state in the blink of an eye, they felt a chill coming out of their bodies. They couldn't help but shout,
One to the left, one to the right, and the birds and beasts dispersed.
Chu Yang looked at the three people who fled far away with a confused expression, scratched his scalp, as if he didn't know what happened. After thinking for a while, he said: "Oh, that's right. Each of the magical weapons has its own evil spirit.
, it seems that these few people have evil intentions and collided with the magic weapon. The magic weapon has a spirit and punishes it..."
Hearing what he said, everyone onlookers immediately understood what was going on. They couldn't help but have fear on their faces, and they took a step back, feeling a chill down their spines.
Chu Yang said with a smile: "Everyone, who wants to come in and visit? Please, please, you're welcome."
With a bang, the crowd of onlookers dispersed.
Chu Yang chuckled and turned back.
The Heavenly Weapon Pavilion is really amazing. The divine soldiers there actually have their own spirituality. If anyone has bad intentions, he will directly punish him... This rumor is faster than the previous one.
After all, many people witnessed it with their own eyes. When the news spread, it was even more obvious. The voice of the person who spoke was low and careful, and the people who listened felt cold in their chests and took a deep breath.
Who dares not to believe it? Were you scared out of your mind when you didn’t see a bunch of hair on Dongjie Street? What, you don’t know about a bunch of hair? It’s that ruffian who collects protection money...
As a result, this incident became more and more sinister as it spread. Later, various versions were published, which cast a mysterious veil over the newly opened "Tianbing Pavilion".