Su Jing understood that Lu Yajiu had a deep meaning in asking him to thank him, so he immediately stepped forward and said to the girl and the Taoist priest: "Thank you two seniors for their love and reward." After saying that, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed.
But what he didn't expect was that when the two idiotic figures saw him kneeling, they actually bent their knees and knelt back at the same time, obviously not accepting his courtesy.
When Su Jing was at a loss, suddenly three muffled sounds of bang, bang, bang came from behind him. Su Jing turned around in confusion, and then he was shocked to find that there were three more people behind him.
Three groups of evil spirits condensed into essence, and turned into three dwarfs whose height was less than the waist of an ordinary person!
Three people appeared out of thin air, dressed exactly like Su Jing, but they were all middle-aged, and their looks were even more unflattering...
The head on the left is as big as a bucket, and the small body seems not enough to support the big head, and it is wobbly and unsteady. On the big head, a pair of blood-red eyes takes up almost half of the face, full of greed.
, opened his mouth and asked: "Where is the baby? It's all mine!"
The short man on the right is a fat man, with a fat head and big ears, and a body like a pear. There is so much fat on his face that his facial features are squeezed into one place. There is also a look of lust in his ugliness, and he also said:
"Do you have a girl? You need a big butt!"
The man in the middle was simply a tuber, skinny and skinny, and the clothes on his body looked like they were hung on bamboo poles. When he spoke, he obviously lacked energy, which was far less loud than the two companions. He said with a breathless voice: "Where is the wine and meat?
Master is hungry."
Everyone said something, and soon everyone found their target and screamed strangely almost at the same time. The three of them each took what they wanted: the big head that wanted the treasure jumped up high, and they wanted to pick the Hanyue Sword on Lu Yajiu's head.
The fat man who wanted a woman had a face full of joy and ran towards the girl with open hands; the sick man with a bamboo stick who wanted to eat drooled and rushed towards the three fresh noodles in the old Taoist's hand.
Especially the lustful fat man, who kept mumbling while running: "My butt is not big, a little thin, and taller than me...it's okay."
The movements of the three dwarfs were not very fast, and they looked similar to ordinary people. No matter Lu Yajiu, the mysterious girl or the old Taoist, they could not afford to offend them. Only three shrill screams were heard, and all three brothers were beaten.
The man's body was shattered with a wave of his hand, and he died miserably in the hall!
But then strange things happened again. The three corpses over there had not yet landed. Here, behind Su Jing, with a muffled sound of "bang bang bang", three ugly dwarfs jumped out of thin air, each one grinning, obviously
They suffered too much just now and it caused them terrible pain...
It's not resurrection from the dead, the corpse is still there. Is it reincarnation? Su Jing felt that his brain was completely exhausted.
The three guys knew how powerful they were, so they rushed over and hid behind Su Jing one by one. Big Tou and Fatty were quite honest, but the consumptive ghost still poked his head in and drooled at the three fresh noodles.
Su Jing didn't know what was going on at all. He thought to himself, "What the hell are you hiding behind me?" He immediately stepped out of the way. The three guys screamed at the same time and hurriedly followed up, determined to let the young man become him.
human shield.
Su Jing couldn't get rid of the three weirdos, and looked helplessly at Lu Yajiu. Then he suddenly realized that Lu Yajiu's face was as pale as paper, and even his eyes were a little scattered. For some reason, this fairy-like great cultivator became lost.
Su Jing asked with concern: "Senior, what's wrong?"
Lu Yajiu shook his head and ignored Su Jing. Instead, he looked at the three dwarfs and asked in a slightly obscure voice: "Why don't you three die?"
The ancestor was so fierce that the weirdo didn't dare not answer. He spoke first, looking quite proud: "As long as he doesn't die, we won't die. If you kill him once, we will revive him once." As he said this, he pointed.
Refers to Su Jing.
Su Jingdaqi: "What do you want from me?"
No one paid attention to him.
Lu Yajiu asked the three of them again: "Then who are you?"
The red-eyed man raised his head high: "I am the real Akame, and all the treasures in the world are mine." As he said that, he narrowed his eyes, as if he could see through the world at a glance, and all the treasures could be seen in his eyes.
The lustful fat man puffed up his chest and said, "I am the God of Flower Nian. No beauty in this world can escape the palm of my hand." As he spoke, he put his hands on his hips and stretched out his belly, making it more and more obscene.
The tuberculosis ghost was weak and said: "I am the Thunder God, and I am hungry." As he spoke, he covered his stomach with both hands, and his stomach made a loud gurgling noise from hunger. It was really like thunder, but it explained his name of the Thunder God.
Already.
The corners of Lu Yajiu's eyes twitched, and murderous intent burst out, but he soon suppressed it and asked again: "Who is Su Qiangqiang of yours?"
This question seemed difficult to answer, and the three monsters looked at each other in confusion. Datou Chimu thought for a moment and asked tentatively: "Dad?" Su Jing was inevitably startled again.
The fat man holding the flower shook his head, disagreeing, and said: "Brother?"
Akame Masato still felt something was wrong: "Are we him?"
Nianhua Shenjun was full of hesitation: "But he is not us... we can't be him either."
Akame Masato: "What's that?"
Nianhua Shenjun sighed: "No matter what, I still want a girl with a big ass."
Chimu's eyes lit up and his greed was revealed: "I also want to grab the baby..."
The tuberculosis ghost 'Leitong Tianzun' was more serious and said to his two companions: "Master, God is right. He is a father and a brother. He is us and not us. We are him and not him... But don't forget
Yes, he has another two-fold relationship with you and me: he is our lord, and he is also our prisoner!"
Su Jing was very confused by these nonsense words, but the other two dwarfs nodded in unison and said in unison: "What Tianzun said is very true. I will treat you to a meal someday."
The three fools were chatting to themselves, and they were very serious about each other. They all used honorifics, but they also waited for Lu Yajiu's question to be answered. The ancestor thought about it, and suddenly raised his head and let out a loud laugh...
The laughter roared and shook the world, but there was no trace of joy in it, only deep disappointment and self-deprecation.
Lu Yajiu kept laughing sadly. Su Jing could probably imagine that the three dwarfs behind him were the result of practicing the 'Three This and Three That Technique', and this result may not be helpful to Lu Yajiu's plan to extend his life.
Su Jing knew that he could not persuade his benefactor, so he could only sigh secretly in his heart. After waiting for a while, seeing that Lu Yajiu was still unconscious, the young man turned back and asked the three 'immortals': "You just said that as long as I live, you will
Won’t die?”
The three people nodded together: "Not bad!"
"That means that if you want to live, you have to save my life?" Su Jing confirmed in a more serious tone.
The three of them nodded again and repeated: "Not bad!"
Su Jing stamped his feet: "Then you just provoked powerful enemies and then all of them hid behind me. What's going on?"
The red-eyed god answered seriously: "You don't know how painful it is to die once!"
The other two nodded together: "Yes, it hurts."
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