The ninth and thirty-eighth chapter, the devil is happy, the past is over
Granny Xiao's Yintang was kissed again.
The old woman was furious, her hair was disheveled, and she was attacking like crazy, but she couldn't even hurt Qi Donglai's hair.
The big man's body movements are graceful, like a butterfly piercing flowers, wandering among the sword techniques, stone techniques, and thick earth thunder techniques. He smiles endlessly, "forehead" followed by "tip of nose", right eyebrow, right cheek, left
Temple... The shouting continued, and Mrs. Xiao from Xiaodongshan was forcefully kissed all over her face amidst the laughter of the bearded man.
Even the God of Nianhua couldn't stand it and murmured: "Qi Donglai... I like this old lady Xiao so much."
Unexpectedly, Qi Donglai could still "listen to the wind and rain in all directions" under the ferocious spell. Hearing Nianhua muttering to himself, he took a moment and turned around, smiling at Nianhua from a distance: "That's wrong. Lord Shen, please try again.
Guess."
The three corpses, each of them having an advantage over Qi Donglai, laughed out loud as soon as they thought about it, ignored Qi Donglai, and directly shouted to the old woman: "Grandma Xiao, you have a mortal heart and have fallen in love with this bearded man.
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Lei Dong Tianzun asked clearly: "Nian Hua, my brother, why do you say this?"
There is no need to pretend to be a monk anymore, and you can hold flowers and touch your belly casually: "Grandma Xiao obviously can't beat her, but she refuses to leave. Heavenly Lord, please think about the reason for this?"
Akame on the side joked: "Looking for a bride, I'm addicted!"
The head of the three corpses, mature and prudent, clenched his fists and danced with joy like Chimu, Lei Dong clasped his hands together, and made a great wish: "I hope that there will be "qingren" in the world who will eventually get married."
The eldest brother followed suit, and the second brother followed suit. Akame also stood still and sang along in the same tune as when he was a master: "I hope that Granny Xiao will get her wish here."
How could Nian Hua let go of such an opportunity? She also clasped her hands together and smiled slightly: "I hope that tonight, Qi and Xiao will be in harmony, and we will raise eyebrows together."
Akame was inspired again: "I hope that the incense of the Sao people in ancient times will last for thousands of years."
I won’t admit defeat even if I pick up the flowers: “I wish that the old trees and new flowers would be added to the small Dongshan Mountain.”
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The three corpses' words spread throughout the whole place. How could the old woman not hear it? It's not enough to be so angry that she goes crazy. It's not even close to being so angry that her heart is ready to burst. She's so angry that she doesn't know how to be angry... But no matter how angry she is, the three corpses' words are not enough.
There are two things that are right:
One is that she can't be beaten. With her Xiao Dongshan's methods, she is nothing in the eyes of a slut! She has already kissed her, so it would be easy to kill her.
Secondly, doesn't she feel embarrassed? Does she want to stay in the bridal chamber? You are a bastard, but Big Beard is not the only one who is embarrassed. For thousands of years after tonight, Xiao Dongshan will be the laughing stock of the world, and she, Mrs. Xiao, will be the laughing stock of the world.
.Her humiliation was so great that it could cover the sky. Even if the bearded lady was killed on the spot, she would not be able to save it, let alone kill her far away. Judging from Qi Donglai's energy, he would not kiss her for another three months.
question.
Mixed with shame and anger, and a bit of fear among the deep hatred, she couldn't help but be afraid. Every time Qi Donglai called out "One Place", fear arose in the old woman's heart...until Qi Donglai shyly and coquettishly shouted: "Little mouth"
Son." Granny Xiao suddenly let out a scream. No more spell attacks, the old woman covered her face with her hands and turned around to run away.
She no longer had the courage to hide her face and continue fighting, and she had no shame to stay here any longer. To say that she collapsed might be exaggerating, but her defenses were finally broken. Her life was so great that Mrs. Xiao couldn't bear to die, but what she encountered today was really...
It would be even worse to die three times!
"Hey... why are you so shy..." Qi Donglai shouted, chasing after a few steps, and soon stopped.
At this time, the three corpses must make a fuss, holding flowers and belly laughing: "Qi Donglai, why did you stop? Hurry up and chase me. Your mother-in-law is gone!"
"Sao, Qi Donglai." The bearded man corrected his name first, then shook his head and said, "The Lord is joking. Granny Xiao in Xiaodongshan is highly respected and famous all over the world. The poets only have respect for her and have no other thoughts in their hearts. It's just because the old lady can't think about it.
Short-sighted. The scholar had no choice but to take this step to save her."
After saying that, the bearded man turned to look at Shi Fifteen, clasped his fists, and smiled: "Your Majesty, Granny Xiao has realized the beauty of life and the beauty of the world, and will never seek death again. Sao, Qi Donglai is lucky to have lived up to his destiny. There is no need to thank me, Your Majesty."
Thank you if you want: Tianmo Sect!"
Thinking about Mrs. Xiao's previous tyranny, and then thinking about what happened to her later, Su Jing came up with the old saying in his mind: Evil people will have their own trials! The world would look much worse without Qi Donglai...
In mid-air, the one-armed old man of the Tianmo Sect collected his coral treasure and turned around to leave without saying a word. The conflict between the Tianmo Sect and Yueshangtian only started because of Qi Donglai and Mrs. Xiao. At this moment, the matter was settled. Su Jinghe left the mountain behind.
How Yue Shangtian pulled off the matter of "stealing laws in disguise" had nothing to do with Kong Laishan. He was too lazy to watch, let alone care.
In Konglai Mountain, in the Demon King's Pavilion, Chi Xiu waved his hand to remove the Demonic Eyes and no longer paid attention to the ancient desert city. Several leaders of the Demon Family who were watching the battle with the sect master stood up to leave. But one of them, a middle-aged man who looked to be in his early forties, stood up and said goodbye.
When he reached the door, he suddenly stopped and bowed: "I beg you, the devil, to hunt down the sinner, Qi Dong is here!"
The person who spoke was Qi Donglai, Chi Xiu's uncle. This person almost never went down the mountain, and rarely interfered with academic affairs. He only retreated in the mountain to practice. He was an out-and-out pedantic character, but pedantry is pedantry.
The maintenance of Mozong Glory will never go wrong.
"My nephew must not take the word 'please' seriously." Chi Xiu shook his head and pointed at the futon in front of him: "Uncle, please sit down. Uncle, please take a look."
As he spoke, Chi Xiu lifted up the sleeves of his robe, and a few goosebumps still lingered on his arms: "Sao, Qi Donglai's behavior is ridiculous and his life is ridiculous. Tonight's battle will spread throughout the world, and the Heavenly Demon Sect's young master must not suffer the consequences of him and be implicated by countless cultivators.
Everyone laughs at him, Qi Donglai is indeed guilty. My nephew hates him deeply."
When Qi Donglai was mentioned, Chi Xiuquan did not hide the look of hatred on his face, but then he changed the subject: "But... there are two sides to the matter. If a demon disciple wants to kill people, he will come all over the mountain to kill people. This is important.
It can’t be wrong. Regardless of the past and present, it’s the poet and Mrs. Xiao who are facing each other, and it’s my empty mountain that is facing the moon and the sky with inexplicable origins.”
After closing the door and talking, Chi Xiu did not regard himself as a demon king and served tea to his uncle with his own hands: "When a disciple dies, thousands of fellow disciples avenge him. This is the inheritance of the demons. People in Konglai Mountain are never greedy for life and afraid of death. This is for
Our Demon Sect is glorious. Why? Outsiders only think that our Demon Sect protects our shortcomings and is narrow-minded. But Kong Lai’s disciples know that we are happy with our grudges and we cultivate demons, cultivate our minds and cultivate happily. If we don’t have happiness, how can we become demons? If we don’t, we will become demons.
What's the point of becoming a demon if you're happy? My nephew thinks... at least today's battle in the desert is a bit happy."
The uncle put down the tea cup and asked: "Where is the happiness?"
"Old Qianpo's reputation has been ruined, and she has been burned internally but has no way to take revenge. The old Qianpo has faced the Heavenly Demon Sect. She is worse off than dead. She has held hatred for thousands of years. This is so happy. The Heavenly Demon Girl on the Moon asked me to punish the disciples of this sect.
That disciple won a great victory in the fight. He defeated Mrs. Xiao and even wiped out the face of Yue Shangtian. This was a pleasure. Before the fight, we, the Heavenly Demon Sect, made it clear that "if the demon disciple dies, you and I will not stand together", forcing Shi Shi to grit his teeth and say, "Xiao
"If my mother-in-law dies, I will come to the mountain to seek justice. It's very satisfying. After a fight, right and wrong are turned upside down. It's clearly meant to harm people, but it has to be said to be saving people. Even if it's just a child's quarrel, it's still very satisfying."
"The old Qianpo suffered a miserable defeat. Not dead is worse than dead, but not dead is not dead. Yue Shangtian has no reason to seek revenge, and she has no shame to seek revenge from Konglaishan. Let her be mute and eat coptis. It is happy." Chi.
Xiu slowed down his speech and said in a more serious tone: "Kong Lai Shan never thinks there are too many enemies. You, me, and any Kong Lai disciple all know it well, and we are not afraid of anyone seeking revenge. But... this matter is over.
, the demon is victorious, and no one of the disciples of the demon sect will die in the conflict with Yueshangtian... My nephew thinks that this is also happy."
You are not afraid of war, and you are not afraid of death, but whoever is willing to go to war will die at any time. Qi Donglai was shameless, but he slapped the enemy's face even more severely, and he won. Granny Xiao did not die, and Yue Shangtian mobilized all the troops to come to Kongkong.
Come to the mountain to seek justice...to seek justice for the hair on the back of my mother-in-law's neck who is a relative of the Heavenly Demon Sect? Are you still worried about losing your face?
In the final analysis, it still comes down to those two words: win.
Qi Donglai won with disgusting diaphragm and was also clean and beautiful. Yue Shangtian lost with Yuan Yanyan and his face was totally humiliated.
"So my nephew feels that Qi Donglai is guilty, but the crime will not be punished." Chi Xiu changed the topic again: "Uncle, don't worry. When the slut comes back, my nephew will severely reprimand him. This person is getting more and more shameless.
, I must teach you a lesson..."
"Teach him that he won't have any more relatives after that?" Uncle Master smiled, stood up, bowed, and walked out. In Konglai Mountain, no matter old or young, they are all devils, with personalities ranging from pedantic to open-minded. They are all different, but no matter what
With such a character, as long as your heart is happy, there will be no problems.
Uncle Master is pedantic, but not unreasonable. Thinking about how miserable Mrs. Xiao is at this moment, and thinking about how his disciples don’t have to fight against the moon and heaven to die, Uncle Master feels happy...
In the ancient city of the desert, Qi Donglai was victorious but not arrogant. His eyes sincerely swept over the people in the moon and sky: "The road to practice is so bumpy that it is inevitable to have mental obstacles. If any fellow Taoist has thoughts of being weary of the world, Qi Donglai is willing to help him experience the beauty of the world and break his heart.
My merits are immeasurable. If my Taoist friend can say thank you in my heart when he flies to immortality in the future, I will be satisfied."
People who don't want to die can be kissed to the point of wanting to die by him, and they don't feel that they are more capable than Granny Xiao. How can anyone in Yue Shang Tian Zhong dare to stand up to the slut?
"Mr. Qi has profound cultivation. I have only seen Shi Shi in his life, and I admire him very much. Now that the past has been settled, Brother Tianmo's way of dealing with things is an eye-opener for Shi Shi." Master Shi Shi opened his mouth and revealed the matter in such an ambiguous manner... It's true.
There is nothing more to say. The more pretentious it is, the more embarrassing it will be.
Qi Donglai smiled and nodded: "As the venerable said, let's settle the matter... It's better to settle it, it's better to settle it!" After saying that, he turned back to Su Jing: "The poet's matter is over, Su Jing, you
But I still owe the Fifteen Venerables an explanation. It’s up to you to give an explanation for the three Immortal Venerables who disguised themselves to join Yueshangtian."
If Qi Donglai hadn't 'sent him off' on the way and made an appointment with Mrs. Xiao, but Su Jing was interrupted by them, this 'explanation' would have been over long ago.
Su Jing smiled and said to Qi Donglai: "I don't have to remind you that the explanation must be given. Lishan disciples never lack explanations when doing things."
Fifteen looked indifferent, and there was not much tone in his voice: "This is the best. All the moon worshipers in Middle-earth are waiting for Li Shan's explanation."
Su Jing stepped forward, and then he beckoned the three corpses to Fifteen: "Why do you join Yueshangtian? You three should explain it clearly to the Venerable."