Chapter 23 If you are not a young man, you are an illiterate!
The entire office was busy working on manuscripts all morning.
Zhou Changchun not only asked Dong Xuebin to write it, but for the sake of insurance, Zhuangzi, Tan Limei and Guo Panwei all had to write another one to satisfy Director Yang.
Dong Xuebin wrote the most firmly. Although he had never met Deputy Director Yang Yizhong, he analyzed from the words of Tan Limei and others that since Deputy Director Yang had such strict requirements on the manuscript, he must be a "literary youth"
A person with feelings, so Dong Xuebin tried his best to make his words a little more ethereal and literary. He could use all the idioms, allusions from ancient and modern times, Chinese and foreign, and all the metaphors and similes that he could use.
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During the lunch break, Dong Xuebin took his hands off the keyboard and nodded with satisfaction at the computer screen.
Okay, it will definitely work this time, Dong Xuebin, Dong Xuebin, your chance to show off in front of your leaders has come!
Taking the speech, Dong Xuebin went upstairs to Yang Yizhong's office. As soon as he exhaled, he knocked on the door with confidence.
"Come in."
Dong Xuebin pushed the door open and went in. When he saw Yang Yizhong sitting in the office chair, he was slightly startled. He felt that Deputy Director Yang was different from the "literary youth" he imagined, and was a little rough. However, Dong Xuebin had already preconceived it.
, I thought that appearance was too deceiving, this girl must be a "literary young man" at heart.
Yang Yizhong looked at him with two thick brows, "Who are you?"
Dong Xuebin replied respectfully: "I am Dong Xuebin, new to the General Office."
"Oh, has the manuscript been written?" Deputy Director Yang stretched out his hand, "...let me take a look."
Dong Xuebin handed him the A4 paper with excitement, and then happily waited for the leader's praise and praise. He had made a great contribution. After returning home, Deputy Director Zhou and several colleagues would definitely look at him with admiration.
But before Dong Xuebin could be happy for three seconds, Yang Yizhong threw the speech back.
"What the hell are you writing about? Huh?" Yang Yizhong's face sank and he patted the table hard: "That doesn't make any sense!"
Dong Xuebin's face turned green, "Huh?" Why don't you even look at it?
Yang Yizhong said loudly: "I said, what's going on with your comprehensive office? I'm confused! You can't even write a simple speech? Especially yours! What topic range do I want you to write? You
Let’s look at what you wrote.” He pointed at the first few lines of the manuscript angrily, “Knowing glory and knowing restraint, and working together to maintain harmony, what is this? Ah? What is this?”
Dong Xuebin snorted, "Director Yang, you mispronounced it. That is... knowing honor and shame, and building harmony together."
Yang Yizhong was poked at a sore spot and became furious, "I'm an elementary school student! Can't you do it if you don't know how to read?"
Dong Xuebin is completely confused, holy shit! Are you funny? Aren't you a literary youth? Aren't you very strict on the language of the manuscript? Elementary school education? I'm sorry! You are not a literary youth but an illiterate co-author?
I asked you why you don’t like anyone’s manuscript! It turns out there are too many words that you don’t know!
It’s broken, it’s broken! It’s causing trouble!
Dong Xuebin knew that he had offended Yang Yizhong severely, and hurriedly shouted: "Back!!"
The deafening shouts quietly subsided.
Only the clock was ticking there.
"Who are you?" Yang Yizhong looked at Dong Xuebin.
Dong Xuebin immediately understood the time period he was in at this moment, and he breathed a sigh of relief, "I am Dong Xuebin, new to the general office."
"Oh, has the manuscript been written?" Deputy Director Yang stretched out his hand and said, "...let me take a look."
How dare Dong Xuebin give it to him? He hid the manuscript behind his back and hurriedly made an excuse, "I'm sorry, Director Yang, I haven't finished writing it yet. I came here to ask what time will I give you the manuscript at the latest in the afternoon?"
Yang Yizhong frowned impatiently: "Didn't I say it! The sooner the better!"
"Sorry to bother you, I'll go back and get ready."
Watching Dong Xuebin open the door and go out, Yang Yizhong got up and lay on the window sill, lighting a cigarette. He had worked at a chemical factory in the suburbs of Beijing a few years ago, and later he followed the right leader, and was brought in by chance.
In the system, the level of education is very low, and he doesn’t know even a few words, so he has been mercilessly knocking back the speeches from the General Affairs Office without explaining the real reason. What should I say? I’m talking about it.
Graduated from elementary school? You said I have a low education? He can't afford to lose that person! Yang Yizhong thought that if no one in the General Office could understand his intentions, he would have to ask a few old subordinates from the Chengdong Branch to write the manuscript at night.
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On the other side, on the way back to the office, Dong Xuebin tore up the speech and threw it away. The damn manuscript almost killed me. Fortunately, I had Back in charge, otherwise I would have died without knowing how.
Tan Limei Zhuangzi and others returned to the General Office after lunch. Seeing Dong Xuebin come in, they asked: "Binzi, how is your writing?"
"Ah, it's coming soon."
Guo Shunjie looked at him sarcastically and said to himself that you are quite active. Can you write a manuscript that even us old people cannot write?
Chang Juan pushed the keyboard irritably, "No way! I can't write anymore!"
Guo Panwei grabbed his hair and racked his brains.
Tan Limei angrily said: "I don't know what kind of manuscript he wants! My writing skills are good enough!"
Lao Yan was the only one reading the newspaper leisurely, as if it had nothing to do with him.
Dong Xuebin had no time to chat. He sat in front of the computer and opened the keyboard and started typing desperately. This time he truly understood Yang Yizhong's intention. There was no obstacle to writing. Idiom? Allusion? That was absolutely impossible.
You want it, simile? Metaphor? Get as far away as you two can!
Straightforward!
What I want is to be f*cking straightforward!!
Speech script: Hello, fellow leaders, the topic of my speech is "Raising the Sail of the Concept of Honor and Disgrace". After I finished writing it, Dong Xuebin felt it was inappropriate and deleted it again. No, Deputy Director Yang might not recognize the word "humiliation", so
It was changed to "Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world." Well, these are familiar words.
Write and write and write, think and think.
Not to mention, this elementary school student composition is really not that easy to write. The text should be straightforward, but the content should not be straightforward. It is very challenging.
After an unknown amount of time, the office door was pushed open.
"Uh, Director Yang!"
"Jue Yang!"
Tan Limei, Guo Panwei and others stopped what they were doing, and all of them felt their scalps go numb.
Yang Yizhong's face was as dark as water, "The manuscript hasn't been written yet? It's been a long time?"
Zhou Changchun came out of the small office quickly, "I've finished writing, and I was just about to send it to you. Xiao Tan, Xiao Chang, bring me the manuscript."
Including Zhuangzi and "Er Guo", a total of five speech drafts were written.
Yang Yizhong lowered his eyes and took it, looking at each one quickly, "No... no... this one won't work either... what did you write... this one also... won't work..." In the blink of an eye, all the speeches of the five people were completed.
After being passed, "I said Lao Zhou, your General Office can't even write a speech, right? Huh?"
Tan Limei, Chang Juan and others bowed their heads and remained silent.
"Director Yang, we..." The first level of the official department is overwhelming. What's more, Yang Yizhong is several levels higher than him and has a lot of influence in the system. If he is really dissatisfied with Zhou Changchun, this deputy director
He can't feel secure even when sitting in his position, and he might loosen up one day. So Zhou Changchun really wants to have a good relationship with this new deputy director, but now, not only has the relationship not been good, but it has been ruined.
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Zhou Changchun became more and more angry as he thought about it, but he could not lose his temper with Director Yang. He turned his head one by one and looked at Guo Shunjie, Guo Panwei, Chang Juan and others with a dark face. These people under him usually looked at each of them.
They are all quite capable, with such a positive work attitude and such high enthusiasm for work, but when it comes to a critical moment, look, no one can stand up to them!
"Director Yang." Dong Xuebin suddenly pulled out the newly printed A4 paper from the printer, "I've written it."
Guo Panwei glanced at him and said to himself: A newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. How dare you rush up at this time? Aren't you looking for someone to scold you?
Guo Shunjie groaned in his heart and watched with cold eyes how Dong Xuebin made a fool of himself.
Yang Yizhong had lost confidence in them and stopped talking. He stretched out his hand with a cold face.
Dong Xuebin carefully handed the manuscript to him with both hands, "I don't know if it is to your liking. If it doesn't work, I will change it."
Several colleagues in the General Office sighed inwardly, closed their eyes, and waited for a new round of reprimands.
One minute……
Two minutes...
three minutes……
However, the expected shouts did not come out. After a while, under the stunned gaze of everyone, the cloud on Yang Yizhong's face suddenly dissipated. He raised his right hand and patted the manuscript hard, and actually laughed and said: "Okay! Okay!
Look at what they wrote! Haha! This is how your speech must be written!"
This unexpected result dumbfounded Guo Shunjie, Zhou Changchun and others.
Yang Yizhong patted Zhou Changchun on the shoulder, "Old Zhou, I think your General Office is still very combat-effective, not bad, not bad." Immediately, Yang Yizhong looked at Dong Xuebin with approval, nodded vigorously and said: "I remember your name is Dong
...Dong Xuebin, right? The young man is very nice. From now on, I won’t need anyone else to write my manuscripts. You will be responsible for it!”
"Thank you, Director Yang, for your trust!" It is a rare thing to leave an impression on a leader. Dong Xuebin straightened his back and tried his best to show off his spirit.
As soon as Yang Yizhong left, the General Office immediately threw the blame.
Tan Limei was the first to exclaim: "Binzi! What did you write? Why is Director Yang so happy?"
Chang Juan smiled and said: "Our comprehensive office has hidden dragons and crouching tigers."
Guo Panwei looked at him jealously.
Guo Shunjie's face didn't look good. How could such picky Director Yang be so satisfied? Even his own group couldn't get more than ten points! What's going on?
Dong Xuebin naturally couldn't tell others that Yang Yizhong didn't know many words, otherwise he would be in big trouble if Director Yang knew that he was the one who spread the word, so he just said that Yang Yizhong might like something more straightforward and concise.
Word.
After reading the manuscript document saved on Dong Xuebin's computer, everyone understood what "straightforward and concise" meant.
Tan Limei was so impressed that she gave a thumbs up and said: "Bin Zi, you are amazing!"
Zhou Changchun didn't expect that the problem would be Yang Yizhong's cultural level. He secretly took a high look at Dong Xuebin's observation skills, and then patted him on the shoulder with admiration, "Good boy, you didn't embarrass our office!" Zhou Changchun said
Changchun feels that what the comprehensive office is lacking now is people like Dong Xuebin who can hold on at critical moments!