Everyone closed their eyes and lowered their heads in silent mourning for Dong Xuebin. The memorial hall was completely silent at this moment, and the solemn atmosphere echoed in the hall and could not dissipate for a long time.
Xiaodong, rest in peace.
Director Dong, have a good trip.
Xiaobin, just go with peace of mind.
Standing at the door, Dong Xuebin put away his emotional tears, looked left and right, and touched his nose. He didn't know what to do for a while. Now was not the time to be emotional. He had never experienced this situation before.
There is no role model in front of me on what to do when attending my own memorial service. How do I do it? Shouting that my buddy is back? Isn’t this a little bit different? How do you say that?
Forget it, let’s go in first and talk about it later.
There were more people in the last row. Luo Haiting, Lin Pingping and others were all there to block them. Dong Xuebin circled around and couldn't find any space, so he walked behind Lin Pingping and touched her.
Lin Pingping was startled, still closing her eyes and not moving.
Dong Xuebin blinked and pulled her again, asking his friend to come over.
Lin Pingping was annoyed and thought to herself, who is so annoying? She didn't notice the moment of silence. Why didn't she respect the deceased at all? Why are you touching me blindly?
She still didn't look back, lowering her head in silence.
Dong Xuebin was speechless and simply squeezed away from her and walked in.
Lin Pingping finally couldn't stand it anymore. She raised her head and glared at the visitor with a sullen face, trying to see who was so annoying, but the next moment Lin Pingping was stunned!
I was stunned for a second... I was stunned for three seconds...
"Ah!" Lin Pingping screamed and almost fainted!
Luo Haiting on the side frowned, "What's going on with Xiao Lin? I'm holding a moment of silence for Director Xiao Dong. What are you shouting?"
But when Luo Haiting looked sideways, she was frightened and took several steps back subconsciously, "Hey!"
One after another, many people looked at me accusingly. What are you doing in such a noisy manner? I wonder if this is a memorial service? Who doesn’t know the rules? How is it appropriate? There is a moment of silence. Why are you just making noises?
Doesn’t it make County Magistrate Huilan’s face look bad? This is seeking death!
But when they saw that person, everyone was frightened without exception!
"Dong, Director Dong!"
"Dong Xuebin?"
"Xiao Dong!?"
I'm in luck!
What a fucking ghost!
There was an uproar in the memorial hall, and chaos immediately broke out. Many people took a few steps away reflexively, leaving several meters of space around Dong Xuebin out!
Damn it! What's going on? Is this a corpse scam?
No one expected that the funeral of Dong Xuebin was being held, but the real owner, who should have been dead for many days, actually walked in calmly from outside!
What's going on??
It’s not that everyone is making a fuss, it’s just that this thing is too damn scary!
Xie Huilan, Yu Meixia and others were also stunned, especially Luan Xiaoping, who was completely dumbfounded.
Look at Dong Xuebin, look at the gloomy coffin, look at the black and white portrait of Dong Xuebin... everyone is horrified!
Seeing this, Dong Xuebin was also very embarrassed. He felt that he should say something, so he cleared his throat, coughed and said: "Well, thank you for your concern. There was something wrong with the plane a while ago. I was lucky, and I finally escaped.
After a disaster, I jumped into the water in advance and spent a few days in the sea, and then I was rescued and returned home when I met a boat. Ahem, I kept everyone busy, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
It was silent, no one spoke.
Looking at it, Dong Xuebin smiled and said: "Thank you everyone for attending my funeral. Don't leave for a while. I'll book a table and treat everyone to dinner." It felt so awkward to deliver a speech at his own funeral.
How awkward it is, hey, don’t mention it.
Still no one said anything.
Dong Xuebin sweated, and quickly gave his mother a wink, "Mom, don't be stunned. Please remove the portraits and other things as soon as possible. Return them if they are still alive."
"Xiao Bin!" Luan Xiaoping shouted!
The staff at the crematorium were also dumbfounded.
He's a human, not a ghost!
Let me go! The plague god is alive again!
"It's really Director Dong!"
"Director Dong is not dead! He is not dead!"
A pot was smashed downstairs, and it became lively!
Ding Li and Yu Zhengzhi were stunned, and they no longer knew what they were feeling.
Luan Xiaoping, who had been in poor health these days, didn't know where she got the strength. She ran over in two steps and hugged Dong Xuebin, "Son! He is really my son!" She was so excited that she couldn't even
"You scared mom to death!" Luan Xiaoping couldn't stop crying, her tears fell even faster, "Wow, where have you been? You haven't contacted your family for so many days!"
"It's been floating on the sea. Where can I find a phone?"
"Then why didn't you fight just now?"
"I called when I got back, but your cell phones were all turned off."
"Just scare mom! Just scare mom!"
"I'm sorry for making you worry."
Here, my mother was still being comforted. Luo Haiting, Guo Panwei and other cadres from the Investment Promotion Bureau came up excitedly.
"Director Dong!" Lin Pingping said.
"Are you injured?" Guo Panwei looked anxious.
"How is your health?" Luo Haiting also seemed to have a lot to ask.
Dong Xuebin smiled and nodded to them, "I'm fine. I'm sorry for your concern. I'm in good health and not injured."
Suddenly, an overwhelming cry came to Dong Xuebin. Xie Huilan's brother Xie Hao stepped forward and gave Dong Xuebin a bear hug, "Fuck you! Brother Dong, you still know how to come back! I thought you were burping."
It’s a shame! I shed so many tears! It’s so deceiving!”
Dong Xuebin felt warm in his heart, "Why are you here too?"
Xie Hao said: "Damn! Can I not attend your funeral? My mother and aunt will be here soon!"
"Oh, don't come, everything is fine here."
Xie Hao wiped his tears and cursed: "You're trying to trick me into crying. I'm crying for nothing!"
"Okay, okay, big man, why are you crying? Hey, don't wipe your nose on me!"
"Xue Bin!" Over there, Yu Meixia also pulled little Qianqian and walked over in disbelief, her eyes full of tears, "Really...Xue Bin?"
Dong Xuebin chuckled, "It's me, Sister Yu. We haven't known each other for a few days?"
"Xue Bin!" Yu Meixia wanted to rush forward at that time, but when she saw the surroundings, she bit her lip and did not move. She was just sniffing and wiping tears.
But Yu Qianqian pounced on her, "Uncle! Woohoo! Uncle! Uncle! I miss you so much!"
Dong Xuebin hugged her with a warm smile and touched her head, "Uncle misses you too, be good and stop crying. Aren't you back now?"
"My mother said you were dead, but I didn't believe it! Wuwuwu... I knew you would be fine!"
Cao Xupeng was also affected by this scene, "As long as everything is okay, it will be okay."
"Xiang ***, Cao ***, Huang ***." Dong Xuebin coaxed little Qianqian, turned around, and quickly greeted several leaders: "Thank you for your concern, leaders."
There were so many people that almost everyone greeted Dong Xuebin twice, making him overwhelmed.
After a while, the scene suddenly became quiet, and some people around him automatically moved out of the way. Dong Xuebin turned around and saw Xie Huilan.
Xie Huilan looked at him and said calmly: "Back?"
Dong Xuebin nodded and said: "I'm back."
Kowtowing slightly, Xie Huilan seemed very calm, but when she opened her mouth to say something, her feet staggered. Fortunately, Hu Silian beside her had quick eyes and hands to support her.
"Thank you, County Magistrate!"
"Huilan!"
Dong Xuebin panicked and hurriedly ran up and said, "What's wrong? Does it matter?" He wanted to call an ambulance.
Xie Huilan's face turned a little pale, and she smiled and said, "It's okay. It's nothing to make a fuss about."
Hu Silian whispered: "County Magistrate Huilan hasn't eaten much these days. Maybe his blood sugar is too low. Who has sugar? Who brought it?"
Xie Jing took it and quickly took out a piece and gave it to her eldest sister.
After Xie Huilan ate, her face looked a little better, and she waved her hands to indicate that she was fine without Hu Silian's support. Then she looked at Dong Xuebin with a smile, exhaled, and smoothed his shirt collar with a smile, "I'll just
I know your kid won’t die that easily!”
Dong Xuebin hummed, "I promised you to come back, but we can't break our promise."
"Okay, just come back." Xie Huilan took the trouble to smooth his clothes over and over again, once, three times, five times, seven times. Nothing could be seen on her smiling expression, but Dong Xuebin could feel her slight smile.
Trembling fingertips.
Dong Xuebin felt sorry for her and said: "Stop moving, sit down and have a rest. Xiaohao, come here and help your eldest sister."
"I'm fine, haha."
While supporting her, Dong Xuebin looked at his mother and said, "Mom, the portrait should be removed, as well as the coffin wreath. Ahem, I'm so panicked when I see it!"
Xie Huilan chuckled, "You!"
By this time, the funeral could not be held.
Nonsense, the real owner is back, who else is there to mourn?
Dong Xuebin, Luan Xiaoping and others immediately greeted the guests, and very embarrassedly returned the "white envelopes" given by them one by one according to their names. No one was dead, so the money must not be collected.
Some people immediately turned on their mobile phones and told their colleagues and friends about the shocking news.
"Hey, Lao Xu, let me tell you something. Director Dong is alive... Hey, why did I lie to you... He is really alive!"
"Hey, Lao Zhao, Director Dong is back... of course he's a real person, I saw it with my own eyes!"
Then, the news that the plague god was alive again spread throughout Yantai County!
Dong Xuebin is back again?
Not only was he safe and sound, he even came back without any injuries?
After hearing this, some people who had a bad relationship with Dong Xuebin almost jumped up and scolded him!
Damn it! It was a plane crash! But the plane crashed and everyone died! More than two hundred people on the plane died! No one survived! You, Dong Xuebin, was the only one who survived? Your face was glowing and nothing happened?