Chapter 239 [Toast, do not eat and eat fine wine! 】
Chapter 239 [If you don’t eat the toast, you will be punished with alcohol!]
The atmosphere in the hall suddenly became cold. Du Wei stood in front of the general with a wine glass in his hand. The other general looked indifferent, which really made Du Wei a little embarrassed. However, Du Wei did not show any signs of being annoyed.
He looked calmly and glanced at Lu Gao who was sitting on top.
Sure enough, Lu Gao immediately pretended to be seductive and said: "Shrek, the Duke proposes a toast to you, why don't you drink it?"
Shrek?
Good name, good name! Du Wei sighed inwardly. Looking at this bearded guy, he couldn't help but sigh secretly: Why isn't he green-skinned? It would be even better if he was green-skinned.
Shrek snorted, raised his head and looked at Lu Gao, and said confidently: "Sir, don't worry about drinking. I have heard about the name Tulip Duke for a long time, and I have always had several thoughts in my mind... If you can't let me get rid of this knot in my heart.
, this wine doesn’t taste good either!”
After saying that, the bearded Shrek stared at Du Wei and said in a loud voice: "Duke Tulip, I heard Guhuaduoluo say that when you shot an arrow on Loulan City that day, could it shoot ten miles? I have been playing with bows and arrows all my life.
But I haven’t heard of any arrows that can shoot ten miles! Humph, I’m afraid some people are using some shady magic to fool people!”
Here it comes! Du Wei secretly smiled in his heart and said nothing. He just looked at the bearded man with a smile, and then took a peek at the generals in the field. As expected, everyone looked half-smiling but not smiling, and even the ones above
Lu Gao also had a hint of weirdness between his eyebrows.
Sigh...I want to show off my skills. But...does it have to be such a clichéd scene?
Du Wei sighed: "General Shrek, what do you mean?"
"I don't believe that an arrow can shoot ten miles!" Shrek said loudly: "I'm afraid someone is cheating. Duke Tulip, you made our northwest army retreat ten miles with one arrow that day. If this method is spread, I'm afraid it will
People who don’t know really think that your Duke Tulip’s magic arrows drove back tens of thousands of the Northwest Army! I was dissatisfied, so I wanted to teach Duke Tulip about your archery skills!”
Du Wei smiled and simply put down the wine glass: "Oh? How do you want to ask for advice?"
This Shrek laughed, and then shouted loudly: "Bring up my bow and arrows!"
With an order, the side door of the hall was pushed open, and then two majestic soldiers strode in with their heads held high. One of them held a long bow in both hands. The whole bow was pitch black, and it looked like it was drawn with a bow.
It's a good iron bow, but there is a faint red light on the bow string. I don't know what material it is made of.
This majestic soldier seemed to be struggling to drag such a bow. Obviously, this thing was not light in weight!
The soldier at the back was holding a leather quiver with both hands. There were only ten arrows in the quiver. However, these arrows were completely different from ordinary ones.
Ordinary arrows are mostly made of wood, with metal arrowheads and feathers at the tails. But each of these ten arrows seems to be made of metal, with a metallic sheen on the black arrow body.
The arrow body is about twice as thick as an ordinary arrow, and the arrowhead is actually golden.
Such an arrow is probably more than twice as heavy as an ordinary arrow.
At this time, Lu Gao picked up his wine glass and stood up. He said with a fake smile: "Du Wei...this General Shrek is the number one marksman in our Northwest Army. His 'black gold iron bow'
The northwest is also famous! Among the foreign armies, he once broke the flagpole of the opponent's Chinese army with two shots! If we talk about archery alone, he can be regarded as the number one person in our northwest army." As he said this, he said something about this again.
Shrek said: "General Shrek, how could Duke Tulip compete with you with his status? Sit down quickly. This is a banquet. We only talk about romance and nothing else."
Du Wei smiled in his heart, this scene was a little over-acted. As soon as Shrek shouted, soldiers came up with bows and arrows. They had obviously prepared them in advance.
He immediately smiled and said: "General Lu Gao, I would really like to see General Shrek's archery skills. It can be regarded as an entertainment show on top of the banquet."
As he said that, he looked at the bearded man: "General Shrek, how do you want to compete?"
Shrek grabbed the black gold iron bow with one hand. He said proudly: "My bow is the strongest bow in the army. It can only shoot a thousand meters at the farthest. But any bow and arrow,
The stronger the bow string, the farther it can be shot. Although my bow is not a magical weapon, in terms of strength, it is rare even if it travels across the continent! Among the entire Northwest Army, my bow is the most powerful
There are no more than five people. I, Shrek, just don’t believe that any bow can shoot ten miles away! If there is such a powerful bow, I would really like to see it!"
It turned out that before Du Wei arrived, when Gu Hua Duoluo led his troops to surround Loulan City, he was forced to retreat ten miles by Du Wei's arrow. This incident was regarded as a great shame by Gu Hua Duo Luo, especially when he returned.
After arriving at the Northwest Army and reporting this matter, neither Lu Gao nor anyone else believed it!
To be able to shoot ten miles away...how powerful a bow is needed? How strong an arm is required? There is absolutely no such thing in this world!! It is General Shrek, the number one marksman in the army, who was once the leader between the two armies.
In the middle, two arrows shot down the opponent's flagpole of the Chinese army. How powerful is this bow? You have to know how thick the flagpole is! Even Shrek's black gold iron bow can only shoot a thousand meters at most!
Everyone immediately concluded that Du Wei, a magician, must have secretly manipulated and used magic to achieve this!
Now that they had recognized this, everyone wanted to give the Tulip Duke a showdown by shooting the bow and arrow.
At this moment, Shrek picked up his bow and arrow, and asked someone to open the door of the hall. He walked out of the door first, looked into the distance, and said loudly: "Duke Tulip, you and I will compete in archery!"
Du Wei smiled and said: "How to compare?"
Shrek pointed to the door and asked Lu Gao for instructions: "Commander, why don't we move the banquet to the school grounds so that I can compete with Duke Tulip!"
Lu Gao seemed to have glanced at Du Wei. Then he laughed loudly and said: "Okay! We soldiers don't care about this little etiquette. Everyone, let's move the banquet to the school field, and watch the archery contest while drinking wine.
!”
The generals under his command had planned this for a long time, and of course they applauded loudly at this moment. Du Wei did not expose it. He smiled slightly and nodded.
Later, some soldiers came up and moved all the tables, wine and food in the hall, and everyone moved to the school grounds of the Marshal's Mansion.
Lu Gao is the commander of the Northwest Army. Naturally, there is a large-scale school field in the commander's mansion. It is a hundred meters wide and is a bit larger than the stadium Du Wei saw in his previous life. Everyone moved over.
After arriving at the school grounds, a banquet was held on the handsome stage.
Then Shrek gave an order. Many soldiers immediately brought out a row of archery targets. These targets were placed in the distance, some near and some far away. The farthest one was two hundred meters long, and the nearest one was fifty meters long.
Others are staggered.
Then Shrek let out a long laugh. Under the eyes of everyone, he suddenly grabbed his black gold iron bow, turned over and jumped off the handsome platform, but he just happened to land on a war horse that had been brought and parked below.
.This bearded general is really a capable man. When the person fell on the horse, the horse immediately neighed, the person stood up, and then spread his hooves and galloped around the school grounds. The Shrek man was on the horse, with his body
He was strong and strong, and suddenly he drew his bow and nocked an arrow, and you saw that he was extremely agile in his movements. Sitting on the saddle, his fingers were flying, and he kept making squeaking sounds. Black light shot out from under his bow, and he heard arrows in the distance.
The sound of waves above the target was endless, and the arrows hit the bull's-eye without missing a single shot.
He shot nine arrows in one breath, and when he shot the last arrow, he suddenly bent down on his horse and put the bow behind his back, just like the posture of drawing the bow behind his back...
With a whooshing sound, the last arrow flew out, but it penetrated two arrow targets in one go. Like a gourd, it shot both targets into the air, and finally fell to the ground!
Everyone on the handsome stage clapped and cheered, and even Du Wei applauded heartily. This Shrek bearded man is indeed capable, and his archery skills are indeed amazing!
At this moment, above the sky, an eagle was circling in the north. The bearded man chuckled and suddenly rushed to an archery target on horseback. He pulled out the arrow on the horse and drew his bow.
Arrow! He pulled the black gold iron bow like a full moon... Then he heard the sound of the bowstring vibrating and buzzing... and shot at the eagle hovering in the sky...
With a whoosh, the arrow shot out of the air, and a whine was heard from the sky. The eagle was hit by the arrow and fell straight down.
This move of bending a bow and shooting an eagle aroused loud applause from everyone!
This Shrek hit eleven targets with ten arrows, and finally shot an eagle out of the sky, which was even more amazing.
Hussein, who was behind Du Wei, couldn't help but be moved after seeing it.
When it comes to martial arts, ten Shreks may not be Hussein's opponents. The only person on the mainland who can compare with Hussein is probably Rodriguez. But archery is not
You can practice it if you have strong fighting spirit!
Amidst the cheers, Shrek got off his horse, jumped onto the podium, and looked at Duwei proudly: "Duke Tulip, it's your turn."
Du Wei felt that all the generals of the Northwest Army were looking at him with half-smiles. He sighed, and then said: "General Shrek's shooting skills are really great, he is worthy of being the best in the Northwest Army! I'm afraid even the best
Among the prairie people who are good at riding and shooting, you can't find such a sharpshooter."
After a pause, Du Wei looked at everyone and thought: If I don't show my strength, these people will really look down upon me.
Anyway, Du Wei knew in his mind that the other party would at most want to save his face, but they would never dare to do anything to him. If the Northwest Army did not dare to rebel now, there would be absolutely no problem with his own safety.
Thinking of this, Du Wei smiled and said: "General Shrek, can you let me see your bow?"
Shrek smiled proudly, handed the bow over generously, and said with a smile: "Does Duke Tulip also want to try my bow? Hehe!"
Gu Hua Duoluo next to him had already smiled and said: "Duke Tulip, this black gold iron bow of General Shrek is a famous treasure in our Northwest Army! Except for himself, General Lu Gao, and our Major General, no one else
It’s said that it’s used for ejaculation, even if it can be pulled apart, it’s already very impressive!”
Du Wei smiled slightly. He took the black gold iron bow and held it in his hand. Sure enough, he felt his hand sink. It was really heavy. He held the bow string with one hand and stroked it back and forth carefully with the other hand. After listening to Guhuaduo
After Luo Di spoke, he smiled and said, "Oh? General Guhuataro, can't you draw this bow?"
Gu Hua Duoluo's face turned red. He was originally known for being cautious and steady in the Northwest Army. When it comes to martial arts, he really is not among the top ranks. At this moment, he said openly: "This bow, I
It can be pulled open, but when it comes to shooting, it is absolutely impossible to shoot accurately. Lord Tulip Duke, let me tell you the truth. This black gold iron bow is a top-notch thing! For ordinary warriors, if they have martial arts skills,
If you are not level 3 or 5, don’t even think you can draw it! If you can draw the bow ten times in a row without exhausting yourself, you are considered a rare warrior!"
After hearing this, Du Wei gently stroked the bow body and said absently: "Oh, pull it ten times in a row..."
As he said that, he gently hooked the bowstring with one hand, and then secretly tried it. It was indeed extremely hard. Not to mention pulling it to full capacity, with his own arm strength, he could barely pull it apart by a third, which was quite impressive.
Seeing Du Wei trying to pull the bow without knowing his own strength, everyone else laughed.
How strong can this Tulip Duke be when he is so young and doesn't look very strong? Everyone believed that the arrow he shot in Loulan City was a trick made by magic. How could he really pull a strong bow like this?
What's more, many generals present have personally tried Shrek's black-gold iron bow. It's really tough, and many people can't pull it open themselves. This Shrek is extremely talented, so he can use this kind of thing.
It’s hard for others to use it! At times like this, purely with arm strength, there’s no luck in using magic!
Seeing that Du Wei didn't pull up, everyone had a gloating smile on their lips. They were waiting for Du Wei to make a fool of himself.
"It's indeed a good bow." Du Wei looked at the people around him with a smile, but suddenly a strange look flashed in his eyes: "General Shrek, although your bow is good... but in my opinion, it's just average. Like this
The ground bow also deserves to be called a strong bow...it's ridiculous, it's ridiculous!"
When Shrek heard this, he was furious and shouted: "What did you say! Duke Tulip, if you can draw my bow ten times, you will win!"
Du Wei smiled, as if he was about to agree, but then deliberately shook his head and sighed: "Let's forget it... I am a guest from afar, how can I have the nerve to win against General Shrek?"
Shrek's face turned red with anger: "Don't talk nonsense! Tulip, if you can win, I...I..."
He was a reckless man. Just as he was about to say something about the big bet, he heard Lu Gao cough and quickly spoke. Lu Gao was so scheming, although he also felt that it was unlikely that the Tulip Duke would win. After all, this was not magic.
It's a coincidence. Just in case... Tulip really wins, and Shrek said in anger that the bet was really excessive...
It’s better to be careful!
At this moment, he quickly said: "Shrek! If Duke Tulip wins, you will be punished with a bar! Hahahaha..."
Fine drinking?
Du Wei sneered and pointed at a huge wine jar placed in the middle. The wine jar in the northwest is more than one meter high, and it can hold at least a hundred kilograms of wine. There is still half of it inside.
, it also has to look like thirty or fifty pounds.
"If I win, please let the general drink from this jar!"
After saying that, seeing Shrek nodding, Du Wei sneered, stretched his bow with both hands, and saw him exerting force lightly with both arms...
Click!!
Just like that, the famous treasured strong bow in the Northwest Army in his hand, a black gold iron bow that even many army generals could not draw, seemed like rotten wood in Du Wei's hands, and it was light and heavy.
With a slight pull, the bow string breaks and the bow body breaks easily!!!
This sound shocked everyone!
Du Wei casually threw the broken bow on the ground, turned around and smiled at General Lu Gao: "I'm sorry... I used too much force, but the bow was too loose... I
If you destroy General Shrek's treasured bow, I will give him a good one in the future."
Shrek stared at the ruined bow on the ground, unable to say a word!
Black gold iron bow! This is my own black gold iron bow! Anyone in the Northwest Army who can draw it is considered a hero! There are many fierce generals in the army, and those who can draw it ten times are all top warriors.
!
But in the hands of this little boy, it seemed like it was made of paper, and it broke as soon as he pulled it?!
Hallucination! It must be an hallucination!
Shrek rubbed his eyes vigorously, but still helplessly looked at the broken bow on the ground.
Du Wei sneered, looked at Shrek, and said in a cold voice: "General Shrek, do you want to renege?"
Shrek's face turned red, so red that he roared suddenly, turned around and walked to the huge wine vat. He picked up the wine vat with both arms and poured it into his mouth...
"Hmph! If you don't eat the toast, you'll have to drink wine as a penalty!" Du Wei snorted coldly, as if he was talking to himself, and as if he was doing it on purpose. However, everyone present could hear this clearly.
Poor Shrek, he struggled to hold such a huge wine vat, and after taking dozens of sips, he was already unable to stand!
Such a big wine vat, with half of it left, weighs thirty or fifty kilograms! And it’s all spirits from the northwest! Where can one person drink it all?
Even thirty-five kilograms of water can hold a person half to death, let alone strong alcohol?
After this Shrek struggled to drink dozens of sips, he could no longer stand. His feet tilted, and the wine jar slipped to the ground with a bang. He himself was lying on the wine jar crookedly, as if he couldn't stand.
Already.
Some generals nearby wanted to come up to help, but seeing Lu Gao's gloomy face and sparks in his eyes, no one dared to come up.
"Come here." Lu Gao took a deep breath and pointed at Shrek, who was already drunk: "Take him down! Splash him with water to wake him up! Your distinguished guest is here, don't embarrass me here! Shrek lost his temper at the banquet.
Punish him to wash my horse for a month!!"
Several majestic soldiers came up, raised their heads and feet, and lifted the drunken Shrek down.
Du Wei himself picked up the wine glass, walked up to the second general, and said with a calm smile: "General, second glass, I toast you... um... you don't want to have a fight with me too.
You only drink it when you’re gambling, right?”
This second general was none other than Guhuaduoluo. When Guhuaduoluo heard Du Wei's words, his expression couldn't help but change. He coughed, quickly picked up the cup, banged it with Du Wei, and took a sip.
Du Wei smiled slightly and filled a glass of wine. This time, before he could reach the third general, the man stood up on his own initiative and picked up the wine glass.
But Du Wei stopped looking at him and turned around and walked back to his table, leaving this guy alone.
The general stood there with an angry look on his face, neither advancing nor retreating. Seeing General Lu Gao's gloomy face, he gritted his teeth and sat back angrily.
"General Lu Gao." Du Wei sat there holding a wine glass and said with a smile: "It's really boring for these dozen or so old men to sit here and just drink. Isn't there some entertainment program?"