Ding Hao snorted coldly and asked Professor Jiang: "I wonder who this gentleman is?"
When Professor Jiang heard the word "celebrity", he was immediately frightened. He didn't dare to call himself a celebrity. What if this guy said that the old beggar had recited a poem and asked him to give him some advice?
Lu Renjia said sternly: "This is Professor Jiang from Guangyuan Prefecture. He will be promoted to a doctor of Tokyo Imperial College soon. What do you want from a lowly servant and a troubled man?"
Ding Hao said with a half-smile: "So it's Professor Jiang. It's better if he's not a celebrity. Haha, it's fine if he's not a celebrity."
Although he was proud, he did not dare to get carried away. The less people he offended, the better. Lu Renjia was a scoundrel and a villain, so he could not be spared lightly. However, Professor Jiang, who was considered a figure in the officialdom anyway, could not be spared.
Offended.
Lu Renjia was very disdainful of herself after hearing what he said. But she couldn't sing a word that could outshine the song "Niannujiao". Her heart felt worse than frying. She was so angry that she blurted out: "
In this hall, who is not a person with status and status? A domestic slave is so unscrupulous and speaks nonsense, and the man who has no master actually says nothing. This female master and male servant... Hehe! I don’t know whether he is Wei Nan or Ze Hui.
!”
When Lu Renjia said these words, he immediately felt regretful. He had rarely been so disobedient in his life. He was so angry that what he said was completely wrong. When he said this, he lowered his style.
Sure enough, many people in the hall looked a little ugly after hearing this. Since you are famous for being crazy, then Lieutenant Fu Cheng cannot be said to know how to advance or retreat, nor can scolding Ding in charge be said to be condescending and do what you want.
It's for real people. But..., under your poor words, you actually made a fuss about this kind of thing, using the young mistress and the young male servant as the topic, to lead people to the idea of being involved in adultery. This is simply a shrew in the market, in style.
Too..., some mature and prudent people couldn't help but shake their heads slightly, disapprovingly.
Ding Hao was furious when he heard this: "This Kuang Sheng has a withdrawn and arrogant personality, just like Ni Heng of the Three Kingdoms. In terms of character, he is not as good as Ni Heng Wan Yi. When he was so angry, he turned out to be so dirty! Since you despise yourself, I
I’m afraid I’ll call you a bitch to death!”
In a blink of an eye, he saw Ding Yuluo's pretty face turned white with anger, so he suppressed his anger, turned away from the two of them, turned to Mrs. Cheng and said: "Thanks to the longevity star, I allowed you to enter the White Tiger Hall. I will never forget this."
My heart, now I have a quarrel and disturb the old birthday star's mood, it is all Xiaomin's fault. Xiaomin is willing to accompany the gift, but Xiaomin can neither sing nor dance, and he knows nothing about music, chess, calligraphy and painting. After thinking about it,
I can only tell a joke to the birthday girl. If the joke can make the birthday girl laugh, it will be considered as a good thing for the people."
The men and women in the hall stared at each other, not knowing what tricks he was going to play. Of course they knew the joke. When acquaintances were having fun together, they would also joke and tell jokes, but in this situation, he actually wanted to tell it.
joke?
Everyone knew there must be something strange, so their ears stood up, as if a room of rabbits suddenly appeared, all staring at Ding Hao with bright eyes.
If it was inconvenient for the old birthday girl to scold her, Ding Hao would scold her for her. Therefore, the old lady became more and more fond of these young men who were so angry at their sons. After hearing how well-behaved he said, she smiled and said, "I didn't give birth to you."
I'm so angry, haha, but if you want to hear a joke, just say it, as long as it's told by a kid like you, I'll love it."
Ding Hao smiled, bowed, and said: "This joke was heard by ordinary people when they were wandering in Wa City. It was about an incident in the Tang Dynasty. It is said that there were two households in the suburbs of Jinan Prefecture, Shandong Province.
One family's surname is Zhang, and the other's surname is Tian. The two families live next to each other, but because of issues such as the location of the house and the use of water in the paddy fields, the two families gradually started to have conflicts, and the feud became deeper and deeper."
This kind of thing often happens among the people, and it doesn't sound unusual. However, as soon as he said he wanted to tell a joke, everyone suspected that he was going to make an issue of Lu Renjia, a famous person in Lu. But when they heard it, it didn't seem like it, and they couldn't help but be full of doubts.
Only the little girl with the surname Zhe held her chin in one hand and took a melon seed in the other hand and put it into her mouth. With a click of her teeth and a roll of her tongue, a melon seed peel fell on the table. She was eating it with gusto and listening to it with gusto.
The smell, those big watery eyes kept looking at Ding Hao.
She didn't believe that Ding Hao was so popular that he made his eldest daughter cry, and was scolded by Lu Renjia in front of everyone. Finally, he was even ruined by Lu Renjia with such unbearable words. He could still bear this tone. This guy
, even though he was looking at him in a daze, he was actually feeling bad in his heart.
Ding Hao said: "The two families live so close to each other, and they have enmity with each other. Naturally, the enmity becomes deeper and deeper, and it can no longer be resolved. There are many boys in the Tian family, and the Zhang family cannot hold their heads up when they are bullied. In order to express their feelings,
With resentment in their hearts, the Zhang family did not hesitate to spend money and let their children study poetry and books. Later, the child traveled around the world and became more and more famous. Although he never got an official position, many of his fellow scholars did.
A high-ranking official, this one with the surname Zhang, was praised by others, so he also became a famous person, and he became very famous."
Everyone was nervous and excited for a while, and they just said in their hearts: "Come on, come on, he said he was a celebrity, and he was really going for Mr. Ding'an."
Ding Hao continued: "The children of the Zhang family have become celebrities, and they have many friends who are officials. How difficult is it to deal with their enemies? The Tian family was squeezed out by the Zhang family and suffered terribly. In the end, the Tian family's eldest son, who was working as a farmer at home, abandoned his wife and son in anger.
, and also went out to explore."
After hearing this, everyone was filled with wonder: You have been studying since childhood, but you have already married a wife, raised children, and farmed at home. You are now going out to work, what kind of career can you create?
But Ding Hao said again: "In just one year, the son of the Tian family returned home in plain clothes. He also brought a team of officers and soldiers like wolves and tigers, and arrested all the Zhang family members on various charges and took them away.
He was beheaded at the execution ground. Only then did the people of the Zhang family know that the Tian family's son was so cruel that he castrated himself and became a eunuch in the palace.
Because his surname was Tian, he had the favor of the eunuch Tian Lingzi. This time he returned to his hometown in glory to avenge himself. On the execution ground, after the Zhang family father figured out the cause of the matter, he burst into tears and saw the executioners raising their steel swords.
Knife, Father Zhang suddenly shouted..."
Ding Hao took a breath, whetted everyone's appetite, and suddenly shouted in an authentic Shandong Allegro accent: "My son~~ My son, if I had known this day~~ I regret that you did this
What kind of bird celebrity is this? He's not even as good as other people's eggs..."
"Pfft! Cough cough cough..." Miss Zhe choked a melon seed into her throat and kept coughing while pressing her chest. Mrs. Cheng and Tang Yanyan knew that ladies should not laugh after hearing such a joke, but it was really
Unable to bear it any longer, they had no choice but to turn their backs. Their shoulders were shaking violently, showing how intensely they were holding back their laughter. Mrs. Cheng, no matter what Lu Renjia's face was, was already laughing heartily.
The guests in the hall couldn't bear it anymore, so they laughed when they saw the old birthday girl. The laughter was so loud that it shook the roof, and many cups and saucers on the table jingled. Xu Zhifu and Jiang
Professor, Du Juren was really embarrassed to laugh out loud. Their faces turned purple and their eyes bulged out. I wonder if they might have suffered internal injuries from holding it in.
Lu Renjia pointed his finger at Ding Hao, his whole body trembling, like an old man singing in a big opera: "You are a lowly servant who doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth, you are sour, mean, dirty, cunning, cunning, stubborn, disrespectful and ignorant of humility. How dare you speak nonsense to me?"
It’s really true that people’s hearts are not… ancient…”
Although Mr. Ding'an is well-maintained, he is also an old scholar who does not engage in production or exercise. When he gets angry, his anger is not enough, so he insists on going on and on. This paragraph has not yet been finished.
After finishing, he raised his head in hatred, his body went limp, like a withered autumn leaf, he fell tragically and gracefully, his trembling fingers drew a sad arc in the air...
When Ding Hao saw him fainting, he couldn't help but chuckle in his heart: "Is my scolding you now any different from how Zhuge Wuhou scolded Wang Lang?"
He was smiling in his heart, but he exclaimed: "No, Mr. Ding'an talked too much, and he lost his temper..."
