[Eight groups have nothing to talk about] Big fool
Author: nothing2009
Speaking of deception, in fact, yesterday's chapter "Streaming to the East" demonstrated the rat's ability to deceive.
Ziyu was deceived one after another. Anyway, Ziyu didn't want his bicycle anymore, and he also took off his watch. He was completely "lame" after being deceived.
Looking at today's chapter "The Edict", it is even more "one monkey on the ground and seven (riding) monkeys on the tree." I don't know how many monkeys there are.
Deception 1: Country number
This is not too deceptive, but the words are really high-sounding: "Since the founding of Pangu, the Three Sovereigns and the Five Emperors to the present, the first big empire is Xia, and the place where I am reviving is in Xiazhou, so the name of this country has been determined
Well, just use the character Xia. Let them spend less time on it and spend more time on it."
But the actual idea is: "Anyway, the name of the country this time is only temporary. It will have to be renamed when it is restored in the future. This time, I just used the word "Xia". It can be regarded as something that should have appeared in history.
In a dynasty, let him briefly show his face."
Fool 2: Food
Likewise, at the beginning, he said grandly: "Yes, these are the main things. Mr. Lin, please take inventory of our grain and rice stocks and get in touch with Cui Dalang immediately. Put down the original purchased goods for the time being and change them all to grains and rice. That's right! That's right!
It's autumn harvest time, so we need him to buy grain at all costs and find a way to transport it. If necessary, we can send people to help,"
How heroic and decisive.
But, immediately: "But... you have to owe it first. Haha, don't worry, he can't get away, so he must continue to support him."
It turns out that this is what happened, "If you have too many lice, don't bite them, and if you have too many debts, you don't have to worry about them." You are generous to others and can be so confident in making free money. I admire Yang Bailao for achieving this state. I don't know, Dalang children's shoes are now available.
Don’t you feel like you’re on a pirate ship?
(By the way, Jisi Hall has been relatively quiet recently. I wonder what is brewing?)
Flirting 3: Young Master Ye
Young Master Ye, the first Minister of Posts and Telecommunications in the Great Xia Dynasty, was the most deceived. As we can see, first of all, Taiwei Yang flattered Young Master Ye:
"Young Master, haha, Young Master Ye. As soon as Yang Hao saw Ye Zhixuan walking in, he immediately dropped the secret letter he just held in his hand and rushed forward to catch him with a bright face."
Then, confirm the results and assign tasks. After Mr. Ye expressed that he wanted to marry a wife, he secretly changed the concept and expressed that he would attend, but selectively ignored the time.
"Ah? Well, I know, I know. I will definitely go there when you hold your wedding, and I will prepare a generous gift."
When Mr. Ye insisted, he continued to assign tasks, affirm the results, and then quietly showed his authority:
"As for the bride, let her wait a little longer. She can't escape anyway. How about I send a few soldiers to guard your father-in-law's house?"
Having said this, Mr. Ye has to agree even if he doesn’t agree. Of course, I don’t feel very happy if I agree at this time. What’s even more shocking is what happens later. I think this is definitely a lie:
"Hmm... I heard that your future wife is the daughter of the Li family in Yinzhou? OK, OK, she is a daughter from a wealthy family, not bad, but I heard that the daughter of the Li family is extremely jealous and is afraid that you won't be able to manipulate her.
ah."
"You, who are so flirtatious and have sex with prostitutes, will be like General Cheng Shixiong. Not only are you afraid of henpecks, but if you want to keep concubines and maids, it will be even more difficult to reach heaven. But you don't have to be afraid, you are so handsome.
You are someone you can rely on, and I will support you. If this bride relies on her family’s power to bully you in the future, feel free to come to me."
This time, Young Master Ye did not agree reluctantly, but he was overjoyed and said quickly: "Thank you, Marshal."
This is the highest level of deception. It not only makes the other party submit, but also makes the other party burst into tears of gratitude and take the initiative to push the bicycle over.
Anyway, I don’t believe that Marshal Yang, who is so busy that he doesn’t even have time to see his precious son, can know what is going on with Li Yide’s niece.
Finally, I want to be polite: "Xiaoyu, take Mr. Ye to see Mr. Fan and prepare everything you need as soon as possible. After you set up these communication lines, you will come back to get married."
It seems that you attach great importance to other people's affairs, but in fact, you have to work hard for them. I admire you again.
In the end, Young Master Ye didn't say what he wanted to say. He could only admit that he was unlucky. Besides being anxious to get a wife, what else did Young Master Ye have to do?
Flirting 4: Four Undercover Agents
First, he explained that the mission was very dangerous, and then he said that the mission had many opportunities. Finally, he was granted an official title and made a wish, but this official title was too high-level:
"In the future, when I regain Longyou, no matter which level of general you become under their command, I will promote you to three levels in a row on the official position you already have!"
What do you mean? Brothers, what kind of official you can be depends on how well you do. If you do well, your official position will be great. If you do not do well, you may not be as good as before. (You know, these guys are already camp officers.)
They are small bosses such as commanders, captains, and captains. If they really don’t do well, they will suffer big losses.)
The reward mechanism is closely linked to labor performance, and the performance system is very well established. And, more importantly, everyone generally pays attention to the temptation to upgrade to three levels in a row, ignoring the preset premise. Fooling, and then fooling!
Finally, he calmly warned the four people and asked them to work hard:
"As for here, you don't have to worry. I will take care of your parents and wives."
"Under heavy rewards" and "without worries", these four will definitely risk their lives.
After reading this chapter, I have a feeling that there is a lot of information. Bamei, Yao Niang, Yu Zhenzi, Liu Duoer, Sao Zhuer, Zhao Guangmei, Zhao Dezhu, Zhao Dechong are all shown. Everyone's story is worth pondering.