As soon as the sound came out, Ding Hao knew something was wrong. He was squatting and pushed the wall panel with both hands to use the force to retreat. He didn't expect that this palace was originally a room with a wooden partition to store sundries.
There was a bath over there. The partition wall panel was not strong and only wedges were made on both sides. When he pushed, the old and rotten wedges could not support it. He fell down with a clang and hit the ground directly. Ding Hao was shocked because of the
He exerted too much force and fell flat on the board like a frog.
Ding Hao slowly raised his head. In the mist in front of his eyes, a girl was sitting in the bathtub. Her graceful and charming face, round shoulders, and delicate and sexy collarbones were all hidden in the steaming water, like peony in the mist. Her face was full of mist.
It was a look of shock. Two maid girls in small clothes stood beside the bucket, looking at him in shock and anger.
"Girl...actually...I..."
Ding Hao said a few words dryly and suddenly trembled. He saw a strange scene that he had never seen before. He saw a pretty girl sitting in a bucket with her eyebrows slowly raised. Ding Hao had listened to storytelling before.
I have seen the term "willow eyebrows stand upright" in reading novels, but I didn't believe until now that someone in this world can really do it. Now the two eyebrows on the girl's face are slowly standing up, which is both eerie and beautiful.
Two flames ignited in her eyes, and two fire clouds surged onto her fair cheeks. Ding Hao seemed to see a fire lotus rising from the girl's hair, and a billowing wave of heat hit her face.
"You are so brave~~!" The lingering voice lingered, and the voice that lingered for three days was clear and clear. This voice, coupled with the pair of inverted willow eyebrows, if put on the stage, it would be a crowd-pleaser.
"I'm not...I don't want to...I actually...just...fuck!" Ding Hao knew he couldn't explain clearly, so he simply got up and ran away. The girl behind him had rosy cheeks and was as sharp as piercing the brain with a magic sound.
The voice shouted: "Smelly monk, girl, I will chop you into pieces with a thousand knives, break your bones, and scatter your ashes!"
"Stinky monk? Are you talking about me?"
Master Kongkong had just finished his lecture and walked out of the Mahavira Hall. He saw a girl, accompanied by a dozen guards with bows and swords, approaching her aggressively. Master Kongkong quickly put his hands together and said "Amitabha" to greet him.
The front man said: "Donor Tang, why are you here in the front hall?"
The girl's almond-shaped eyes widened and her eyebrows stood upright. She pointed her slender jade at the tip of his nose and shouted: "Monk Kongkong, they all say that your Dharma is profound, but I didn't expect it to be a false reputation. There is filth in Puji Temple, and you do all kinds of evil.
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Kongkong was shocked and said with a pale face: "Why did Tang Donor say this?"
The maid next to Miss Tang sneered: "Why do you say that? Why do you ask knowingly? What kind of monks are there in your temple? One went to steal my lady's pearls and jade jewelry, and the other..."
"Xiaoqing, shut up!" Miss Tang didn't dare to say that her body was exposed, and there were a group of great monks in front of her.
Kongkong was even more surprised when he heard this, and denied continuously: "How could it be so? How could it be so? The rules of Laoji Temple are strict. Who dares to break the rules? Who dares to ask the girl who stole it?"
Xiaoqing's face turned red and she said angrily: "You ask me, who should I ask? They all run away faster than a mouse!"
Kongkong secretly breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this: "Just run away, there is no witness, and I can push him clean. Who is this unruly bastard who ruined the reputation of my Puji Temple? If we find out later, he will definitely
No mercy."
Another maid next to Miss Tang said: "I can run away from the monk, but I can't run away from the temple. If we don't ask you, a thief monk, who will we look for? The young monks who don't abide by the rules must be from the temple like you."
, I recognize his appearance clearly, you gather the monks and I will find that bald donkey."
Kongkong was embarrassed when he scolded the bald donkey in front of the monk, but he had no way to argue. He fearfully asked Kongxing, the leader of the group: "Junior brother, please gather the monks together. We will find this black sheep who does not follow the rules and hand it over to him."
Miss Tang, clean up my Puji portal."
Kongxing said in confusion: "Abbott, this temple has a big sutra chanting class. The whole temple is here. How can there be monks sneaking into the back temple to steal?"
Miss Tang was about to have a fit after hearing this, when Monk Xuanfa suddenly said: "Abbott, first of all, not all of this temple is concentrated in the Main Hall. The Bisu who has not yet been officially ordained as a monk is taking care of the incense in the Merit Hall."
The Gongde Hall is a prayer hall built by believers who donated large sums of incense. Incense is offered inside all day long, and someone must take care of it at all times. Master Kongkong was overjoyed when he heard this. He has not officially become a monk, and breaking the precepts will not bring the prestige of Puji Temple to him.
After a big fall, Kongkong immediately raised his white eyebrows and shouted righteously: "In that case, you personally bring someone to bring him so that Miss Tang can recognize him clearly."
"Follow the abbot's decree!" The leader, Kongxing, waved his hand and led several fat monks to the Hall of Merit. Xiaoqing said resolutely: "There is another one who cannot be let go, he... he...
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She looked at her young lady and said, "That monk is even more shameless. We must hand him over. That monk is easier to recognize. Although he is wearing a monk's robe, he still has hair on his head."
Monk Kongkong was just excited, but when he heard this, he put his head back and quickly turned around and asked: "Brothers and sisters, which of your disciples currently has disciples who have not yet been ordained?"
The monks clasped their hands together, and dozens of shiny bald heads swayed in unison. It was really breathtaking. Miss Tang was unmoved and sneered: "You can't have it if you don't have it? It's okay to pay back the thief who stole things, this one with long hair
He is a bald donkey, and I will never let him go."
Monk Kongkong didn't know what happened to Miss Tang. He thought that he had violated the precept of adultery. If this crime was confirmed, I'm afraid that General Guangyuan would really lead his troops to raid his temple. He was very frightened.
When he turned around again, the white-bearded man was extremely angry: "Junior brothers, please don't hide it. Who among you has unordained disciples living in the temple?"
Xuanfa, the monk who knew the guest, hesitated and said: "Abbott, if any monks who are not from this temple move in, they must go through the hands of disciples. In this temple, there are indeed no believers with hair who practice. If there are men with hair, except for the guards led by Miss Tang,
Then there is only...only Manager Ding from the Ding family's grain team."
Miss Tang scolded her coldly: "What's wrong with Mr. Ding? How can a layman wear a monk's robe? You said he is the only one with long hair, okay! Bring him to me and have a look."
Abbot Kongkong had no choice but to order: "Xuanfa, please bring someone to invite Donor Ding to come here to see you."
"Yes!" Xuanfa was about to leave, but Miss Tang suddenly said: "Here comes the two of you, and accompany this monk to get him."