A gangster will always be a gangster. He cannot become a gentleman in one day. Even if his face is full of sadness, he is still just a sad gangster.
Gao Shengnan stared at Ye Huan with blazing eyes. At this moment, she had the urge to draw a gun again...
Seeing Gao Shengnan's angry look, Ye Huan felt a little guilty, and said calmly: "What about that...you will be more powerful when fighting when you are full..."
Gao Shengnan took a deep breath, forget it, don't argue with this bitch.
"You don't know those three people just now? Why are they looking for you? What trouble did you cause outside?"
Ye Huan shook his head. He really didn't know those three people, let alone any eldest lady. In his mind, he carefully sifted through the girls he had picked up and dumped over the years. There were many types of pure girls and sluts.
, I really don’t remember that I’ve ever dated a young lady...
"Could it be that this eldest lady coveted my beauty, so she sent someone to kidnap me to be her husband?" Ye Huan guessed in surprise.
Gao Shengnan's forehead was smoking: "Is there a more reliable guess?"
"That's because she saw the news about me fighting gangsters on TV, and she wanted me to come over and sign her autograph so that we could be together..."
Monkey interrupted from the side: "Brother Huan, this is not very reliable..."
Ye Huan spread his hands and said with a smile: "You can't be seeking revenge from me, right? I've never had sex with her..."
The smile gradually turned into a dry laugh, and Ye Huan himself became more and more uncertain: "...I guess you haven't had a bath before, right?"
The monkey looked at Ye Huan sympathetically: "Brother Huan, I find that you have been a little weak recently..."
Ye Huan sighed dejectedly, then turned to ask the monkey: "Why did you come to my house for nothing?"
The monkey suddenly looked admiring: "Look at the hero! Damn, Brother Huan, you are so awesome. I saw the news today, one of them beat three, and they were all BOSS-level gangsters. If this were in the game, then
How many damn top-notch equipments have to be dropped...one is KO, one is half-dead, and one is unconscious. By the way, Brother Huan, did those three guys throw your child into the well?"
"They robbed me of my money..."
After all, he was a child he had played with since childhood. The monkey immediately patted his thigh and said: "No wonder... you were merciful and only one died. Brother Huan is invincible..."
Ye Huan nodded reservedly and stood facing the wind with his hands behind his back, looking like a lonely master...
Gao Shengnan shook his head with a look of unbearable expression. These two brothers... really grew up wearing a pair of pants.
"Apart from paying homage to me, do you have anything else to do?" Ye Huan asked the monkey.
The monkey then said seriously: "There is one more thing. Zhang San and I discussed it for a long time last night. We feel that we really can't live like this anymore. We have to rely on our own hands to embark on the road of hard work and wealth..."
Ye Huan was greatly surprised: "It's rare that you are so aware..."
The monkey continued: "So Zhang San and I discussed it all night and figured out a bright road to get rich through hard work. Today I specially come to invite you to join us. The three of us will work together. If nothing happens, we should be able to get rich within half a year."
Make a little fortune..."
Hearing the word "get rich", Ye Huan's eyes suddenly glowed with a faint green light, and even Gao Shengnan couldn't help but prick up his ears, wanting to hear what bright road he had to work hard to get rich.
The monkey coughed, looked around, and then lowered his voice and said: "The plan of Zhang San and I is this. The three of us brothers will each contribute a little, not much, one or two hundred yuan each, and then buy
Taiwan’s second-hand motorcycles…”
Ye Huan understood a little bit: "Is your kid planning to run a motorcycle?"
The monkey curled his lips disdainfully: "Looking at your little potential, can you make a fortune as a motorcyclist?"
"Why buy a motorcycle?"
"When the time comes, Brother Huan, you will drive and I will sit behind you. Zhang San will be responsible for looking out for those young women who are single and carrying bags. Press the accelerator and rush past her. I will be responsible for grabbing
Bao, if you are lucky, you can recover the cost on the first day, start making profits on the second day, and on the third day..."
Ye Huan continued with a black line on his head: "... Go to jail on the third day, damn! Is this the bright road to wealth you call hard work?"
The monkey looked excited: "What a shortcut to get rich! Brother Huan, why didn't we think of it earlier?"
Bang!
Gao Shengnan couldn't bear it anymore, kicked the monkey away, and said angrily: "Is being an aunt transparent? Boy, come back to the bureau with me and talk!"
The monkey woke up after being kicked by Gao Shengnan. Only then did he remember Gao Shengnan's identity. His face turned pale with fright, and he screamed like a decent woman who had her butt touched on the street: "Ah - why are you here?"
here?"
Gao Shengnan sneered: "You want to be a speedster, right? Very good, my aunt will remember you."
The monkey stepped back in panic, forced a smile, and said: "What...Brother Huan, I don't think the method I thought of is very reliable. Let's study it when we go back..."
After saying that, the monkey turned around and ran away.
"Monkey..." Ye Huan stopped him and sighed deeply: "Next time... don't be so arrogant."
"Definitely!" The monkey's eyes showed gratitude. He glanced at Gao Shengnan in panic, turned around and ran away.
The next day, Ye Huan got up early and went to the bank again with more than 30,000 yuan in his arms. Fortunately, no one robbed him this time. Ye Huan successfully transferred all the money to the welfare home's account.
, as if a sacred thing had been accomplished, he breathed a long sigh of relief.
Although he was still penniless, his heart was very happy.
Taking out his cell phone, Ye Huan called the old dean.
As soon as Ye Huan got through, he smiled attentively: "Old Dean, how are you doing recently? Xiao Huanzi would like to send you greetings, old Dean, good luck..."
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, and suddenly there was an angry roar: "Ye Huan, you little bastard, tell me, last time you and the monkey came back, what did you do to the dog in our yard?"
Ye Huan broke out in a cold sweat and forced a smile: "Old Dean, you have to believe in my character. Although I am a bit of a playboy and the relationship between men and women is quite confusing, please believe me, I will never be interested in a dog.
Any interest, let alone a male dog..."
"Don't be poor with me, where is the dog?"
"...I eloped with Huahua from next door to our hospital. Really, I watched this couple run away with my own eyes. Old dean, you don't know, I didn't even stop them. They insisted on finding a beautiful place to enjoy themselves.
Beautiful love, I said, isn’t our orphanage quite beautiful? It said no, saying that the old director, you have been a bit unruly recently, and you are always thinking about making dog whip wine, and its life is a bit depressed..."
The old dean’s breathing was a little heavy: “…………”
"Dean, I just deducted more than 30,000 yuan from your account. Please go back and check. It's getting cold. Please install air conditioning in the dormitory."
There was silence on the other end of the phone again. After a long while, the old dean sighed: "It's so hard on you and Qiao Mu. In the past few years, you have been sending money to the hospital...do you have enough to spend by yourself?"
Ye Huan smiled and said: "That's enough. Qiao Mu and I are living a good life. We eat so much fish and meat every day that I'm tired of it, really."
The old dean snorted: "You kid, are you fooling me, thinking that I am old and confused? Do you remember what I told you before? If you are poor, you can be alone, and if you are prosperous, you can help the world. You must first live a good life for yourself.
"
"Don't worry, do you think I'm the kind of person who wrongs myself?"
The old man and the young man chatted for a while, and when they were about to hang up the phone, the old dean suddenly said: "Ye Huan, I watched the news yesterday, you...are good! You didn't embarrass me, old man, good...but...
, if you are so desperate next time, I will beat you to death!"
With that said, the old dean hung up the phone.
Ye Huan listened to the beeping busy tone from the phone and was stunned for a while, then he laughed with a warm smile.