Facts have shown that foreigners' aesthetics are occasionally similar to Chinese people's. For example, everyone's evaluation of Zhang San's appearance is surprisingly consistent.
The police in Prague are obviously very dedicated. They will never tolerate eight people in a Mercedes-Benz. Later, when they checked the driver's license, they found that the red wolf driving the car had a driver's license, but it was a domestic one. Prague did not recognize it, so the situation finally got out of hand. The police
They want to arrest people and accuse Ye Huan and his group of overloading and driving without a license.
The group of eight people felt speechless.
They had just come back from the battlefield with rumbling guns, they had just conquered an old European castle, their hands were stained with blood, they were full of murderous intent, they were all majestic, and now they were actually being sued for overloading and driving without a license...
Such a strong atmosphere of life appeared before the smoke cleared, and it was difficult for everyone to accept such a huge gap psychologically.
So when the two policemen were pushing and shoving, Ye Huan and Jackal, who were not very gentle, took action. Each of them knocked the policeman unconscious with a knife and threw them into the grass on the side of the road. The group of people walked away.
Of course, it's still overloaded.
Zhang San was sitting in the car feeling unhappy, with a sad look on his face.
Everyone wanted to comfort him, but they didn't know where to start. The atmosphere in the carriage became much more depressing.
In silence, Zhang San sighed: "Brother Huan, I feel that my life is a failure... This failure may be caused by my appearance."
Ye Huan also sighed and said in a deep voice: "San'er, don't think too much. Those two policemen have a problem with their aesthetic sense. Don't worry about it..."
"No matter how problematic my aesthetic sense is, you won't think of me as a monkey, right?" Zhang San's eyes were shining brightly, and he was about to cry with grievance: "...Am I that ugly?"
Ye Huan solemnly said: "They are talking nonsense. Don't pay attention to those foreigners. I will help you complain to the Prague government tomorrow. This is a naked insult! Why do you call you a monkey?"
The monkey said indignantly at the side: "That's right! Why! You can't say that all ugly people look like monkeys, right? Who did the monkey offend?"
Ye Huan glared at the monkey: "I'm sad enough, but you still make me jealous. Are you a human being?"
Zhang San didn't bother to pay attention to the monkey at all, and said with a pout, "Brother Huan, tell me, is my life a failure? If I were a handsome guy, I would definitely be prosperous by now..."
Ye Huan pondered for a long time and said in a deep voice: "San'er, you know how to reflect on life, which is very good, but your reflection is in the wrong direction..."
"What's wrong?" Zhang San looked at Ye Huan with tears in his eyes.
"Your life is indeed a failure, but the reason for your failure is not your appearance, but that you are too different..."
Zhang San's lips trembled. At this moment, he had a state of mind that reflected the moon on two springs, desolate and bleak...
He pointed at the monkey unconvinced: "He is just like me, why is he not such a failure?"
"Monkey is different. Although he is also a second-rate guy, he is at least a little bit more handsome than you..."
Zhang San: “…………”
As they were about to enter the city of Prague, Ye Huan called Shen Duzhi in China and whispered a few words. Shen Duzhi on the other end agreed happily, and Ye Huan hung up the phone with a smile.
Hugging Qiao Mu who was sitting in his arms tightly, Ye Huan said with a smile: "Don't worry, your parents will be fine. Edward just hired them. He moved your parents to a private house on the outskirts of the capital and hired several Asian mercenaries.
To keep an eye on them, I asked Shen Laowu to dispatch the Blue Sword Brigade. They are just a few Asian mercenaries. They are definitely no match for our elite army, the strongest in the world. Let’s wait for the result in about an hour.”
Qiao Mu nodded and whispered: "Thank you..."
"Don't say thank you to me, please give me more thanks..."
Qiao Mu pursed his lips and smiled, then straightened his face: "I don't want to be angry with you, but you'd better be at ease..."
Ye Huan looked innocent and said: "I'm quite peaceful..."
Qiao Mu blushed and twisted uncomfortably. When no one was paying attention, he quietly touched Ye Huan's thigh with his slender fingers and pinched it hard.
"That ugly thing of yours... hit me!"
Ye Huan bared his teeth and sighed: "Although my second brother doesn't have a mouth, he is always the most honest..."
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Not long after, Shen Duzhi called. Qiao Mu's parents had been rescued safely. There was no suspense in the rescue process. Several Vietnamese mercenaries barely had time to react before they were wiped out by Blue Sword's special forces. I don’t know which mercenary had read a few half-baked books on the Chinese Art of War and stubbornly believed that the most dangerous place was the safest. The place where Qiao Mu’s parents were guarded was actually located in a residential building a few hundred meters away from the gate of the Lan Jian Brigade’s military camp. On the grounds of leaving the camp for training, he marched past the houses, and then killed the few mercenaries who were enjoying themselves with lightning speed.
To use the words of comrades in arms, it was just a matter of "walking out of the camp to take a pee."
Ye Huan was a little bit dumbfounded by this result. No one would have thought that the biggest reason why Qiao Mu left him was also the relative she missed the most. In fact, it was only a few hundred meters away from the military camp where he usually trained. God made a big circle, but Ming Ming There is a pair of eyes in the dark world watching the world, causing the cycle of cause and effect, and retribution.
After telling Qiao Mu the news of his parents' rescue, Qiao Mu took a long breath, then held Ye Huan in his arms for a long time without saying a word, but tears wet Ye Huan's shoulders.
The car was still on the road, and Ye Huan, who was very thoughtful, stopped temporarily and asked Canglang to help him take the unconscious Edward out of the trunk. Canglang took Edward out of the group and found a place where no one was around. Stay.
In addition, Ye Huan called the ambassador of the Prague Embassy in the Czech Republic and invited him to come to the castle as a guest.
The ambassador knew Ye Huan's identity, but he didn't know that Ye Huan had done something earth-shattering last night. Without doubting it, he happily went to the appointment. The ambassador's car arrived at the castle almost at the same time as Ye Huan's Mercedes-Benz.
Back at the rented castle, Ye Huan and the others had not yet breathed a sigh of relief when something unexpected or perhaps expected happened.
A large group of Prague military police quickly gathered outside the castle and surrounded the castle. Everyone was armed with guns and ammunition, as if facing a formidable enemy. Even armored vehicles were dispatched. Two helicopters were hovering above the castle, with loudspeakers on them. A few sentences were repeatedly played in English and Chinese.
"You have been surrounded. The police suspect that you are involved in illegal activities within the country. Please come out with your hands on your head, otherwise we will not rule out taking action to subdue you..."
Ye Huan wiped his sweat. This scene... was much more exciting than a damn Hollywood movie. He and his bodyguards were only ten or twenty people, so could he use such a huge array?
Things are getting serious.
The police in Prague are not fools. So many people were killed in the castle, and an important former British prince and current mafia leader disappeared. For a small European country, this is a huge event, and all the evidence points to that Chinese young people staying in Prague for several months.
Ye Huan was extremely grateful for his clever mind. Fortunately, everything had been arranged on the way, especially the ambassador to the Czech Republic...
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The ambassador to the Czech Republic, whose surname is Zhou, is a very smart and capable middle-aged man.
But today the boat capsized in the gutter, and the situation before us has become very clear.
"You lied to me..." Ambassador Zhou looked at Ye Huan with a very resentful expression.
He was not a fool, and now he finally realized that the purpose of inviting him to the castle by the legendary Shen family prince was to use him as a shield envoy. Ambassador Zhou's self-esteem was severely hit.
Ye Huan said sincerely: "Ambassador Zhou, I really didn't lie to you. I sincerely invite you to be my guest. The food and wine are all ready..."
"Where are the food and drinks?" Ambassador Zhou is a very serious person.
"...Call and order takeout right away."
Ambassador Zhou: “…………”
Ambassador Zhou suddenly understood a truth. Domestic dandies must be treated differently. Some are human beings and some are not human beings, such as the one in front of him.
Ambassador Zhou was so angry that his whole body was shaking. At this time, he no longer cared about Ye Huan's identity. He pointed tremblingly at the outside and said, "That battle outside... Mr. Ye, what trouble did you get into?"
Everyone is Chinese, and Ye Huan had no intention of hiding it from him. He said calmly: "We did something outrageous in the suburbs of Prague last night. We captured an old castle..."
Ambassador Zhou breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and said with a forced smile: "You are too ridiculous, but the situation is not desperate. Just occupy a castle and give it back to others. I'll go out.
Explain to the police..."
Before he finished speaking, Ye Huan added another sentence: "...killed more than a hundred people by the way."
Ambassador Zhou's body shook for a while, his vision went dark, and he fell down. He Ping, who was beside him, quickly caught him with quick eyesight and hands.
"Is there... is there a tunnel?... It's not appropriate for me to stay here for a long time. I want to go back to the embassy first. Mr. Ye, the matter is too big and I can't protect you. I'm sorry..." Ambassador Zhou wiped cold sweat and looked around in the castle hall.
Find a tunnel inside.
"Don't look for it. If there is an underground tunnel, I would have run away a long time ago. Why should I call you here?" Ye Huan smiled lazily, pointed at He Ping next to him, and said: "Let me introduce you to the comrades in the country. This one is from the Garrison Military Region.
Colonel He Ping is the captain of the Blue Sword Special Forces Brigade, and the others are all special forces of the Blue Sword Brigade."
Ambassador Zhou's eyelids twitched, and he suddenly realized that something was unusual.
"Colonel? Special forces? Are you... coming to Prague to perform a mission?"
He Ping didn't say much and nodded coldly.
"Is it your mission to capture the castle last night and kill more than a hundred people?"
He Ping stared: "No comment!"
Although He Ping's attitude was very bad, Ambassador Zhou felt relieved as if he had taken reassurance.
Since it was a mission for the country and not a personal act, even if they poked a hole in the sky, he would still have to help them carry it out. If he did it well, he would write a big note on his list of political achievements in the future.
Although Lao Zhou is just an ambassador abroad, the ambassador also has a heart for progress.
However, Ambassador Zhou is obviously not someone who is easily deceived, and he will not believe anyone who talks empty talk. Especially for Ye Huan, a young man from Yanei who seems very unreliable, he should be careful.
Walking aside alone, Ambassador Zhou took out his phone and called the country. I didn't know what was said on the phone. A few minutes later, Ambassador Zhou came back with a smile on his face, but his eyes were already shining brightly.
"What is an embassy? The purpose of an embassy is to ensure that our people are not bullied by foreigners in foreign countries! Didn't they kill more than a hundred people? Foreigners just like to make a fuss! I will take care of this matter!" Ambassador Zhou patted hard.
The chest is so heroic.
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Ambassador Zhou puffed up his chest, walked out of the castle with his secretary, and negotiated with the military and police surrounding them outside with a righteous look on his face.
Ye Huan and others stood in the castle hall silently wiping their sweat...
"More than a hundred people have died abroad...is that enough for them to lower the flag at half-mast? Listening to the ambassador's tone, it seems normal for us to kill more than a hundred people, just like killing more than a hundred chickens.
Yes, foreigners really shouldn't mobilize troops and mobilize people like this..." Ye Huan murmured and sighed.
He Ping snorted and said: "If I had known, we should have given the ambassador a gun last night and asked him to charge into the battle. Listen to his tone, he is as arrogant as a dick..."
Ye Huan blinked: "Do you think Ambassador Zhou can help us survive?"
He Ping shook his head: "Impossible, this matter is too big and cannot be dealt with with just one or two explanations..."
Ye Huan smiled and said: "I think so too... So we can't expect him to make things right, we have to rely on ourselves."
"What are you going to do?"
Ye Huan smiled and said nothing, and called Canglang who left the team midway.
"Is that done?"
Cang Lang's tone was very hasty: "We're doing it now, damn, I found that foreigners are like animals and not picky about food at all. I found Edward a fat lady of two to three hundred pounds, and he fucked her very enthusiastically. I
His mother almost vomited when she was watching..."
Ye Huan asked doubtfully: "Edward is not such a thirsty person. Did he take the wrong medicine?"
"You're right. I gave him an aphrodisiac, and it seems to be quite strong... Well, I really took the wrong medicine."
Ye Huan: "…………"
"Hey, I won't tell you anymore. This guy's hands and feet are disabled, but his postures are still very creative. I have to take pictures of every shot... Oh, it's so lewd. Are you a fucking human?
Or animals..."
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He Ping looked at Ye Huan calmly: "What are you planning to do?"
"Didn't I say that? Let Edward make pornographic films, and then send the films to the Queen of England for appreciation...Although this boy has been expelled from the British royal family, he has broken bones and connected tendons. I don't believe that the Queen of England will be indifferent.
Seeing the former British prince create such a scandal, unless the British royal family is as shameless as me..."
He Ping's eyes gradually brightened: "Your intention is..."
Ye Huan smiled treacherously: "Britain still has a certain influence in the whole of Europe. Her Majesty the Queen must not be able to bear to see her grandson's pornographic agent being surrounded by the Prague police like a grandson..."