The word "suffering" is not necessarily only used on women. The anger that women have suffered in the past thousands of years has been restored in recent decades. Sometimes, even if they even have a way to make it up for the suffering that is clearly part of women, they have a way to make it up.
Transferred to men, from the perspective of biological evolution, women have obviously evolved a lot in the past few decades than in the past thousands of years, and men... Unfortunately, men have not realized that women have quietly surpassed them like moistening things.
They were still calm and were just occasionally sending strange thoughts, such as women gradually being able to hold half of the sky, and women gradually covering men's sky...
Ye Huan is a typical representative of men.
Just one day after returning to the welfare home, he received a call from Qiaomu. Ye Huan said nothing about the truth to others, but did not dare to hide anything from Qiaomu. He honestly told her that he had returned to Ninghai.
Qiaomu's voice was as cold and quiet as usual. Only Ye Huan could hear the strong sense of longing from her voice. She didn't say much else, but just asked him to go back to the old city.
So Ye Huan quickly called the car again and returned to the city with the laughter of the old dean.
The old city is still the same, with narrow alleys, mottled walls, and old buildings that are as if washed by time, standing alone in the downtown city.
Looking at the familiar old building and the familiar neighbors, Ye Huan felt mixed feelings.
I spent the young boy here, cried and laughed here, struggled for survival, and also walked out from here, went to the outside world, witnessed with my own eyes, and created an extraordinary life, from the end,
I returned from the end and then realized that I had never experienced all the sails. After experiencing so much prosperity, the place where I wanted to spend my rest of my life was still this dilapidated old building.
Standing at the entrance of the alley, Ye Huan suddenly became a little heroic and suddenly shouted loudly to the alley: "I, Ye Huan, are back!"
It is quite energetic to return home in glory.
The neighbors walking in the alley were stunned and turned their heads to see Ye Huan. His familiar eyebrows, familiar smirks, and familiar ruffians. The alley suddenly felt silent. I don’t know how long it took, but the neighbors seemed to have encountered a vendor.
Urban management, a good girl, was like a hooligan, and she was in a thunderous state.
"This bad guy is back, Lao Ma, hurry up, go back and replace your door lock..."
"Old Liu, put away the bacon hanging on your porch!"
"Old Zhang, your daughter is sixteen, right? Hurry up and hide it. This kid is lying outside your bathroom two years ago to watch your daughter take a shower..."
"I'll go now! Alas, my daughter was only fourteen years ago, this beast..."
"I'll go home to hide my daughter..."
"Old Yang, your daughter doesn't need to hide it. Her big pie face is very safe. Two years ago, your daughter was dressed like a little fairy and knocked on the door of his house in the middle of the night. She was kicked out by this bad boy. The next day he
He also asked you to extort mental damages, saying that he was scared in the middle of the night, did you forget?"
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After the alley was full of chaos, neighbors and neighbors all offered their return to the city. In an instant, the alley was empty and even a dog could not be seen.
Ye Huan pursed her lips tightly, her face turned green.
The monkey laughed behind him: "Brother Huan, didn't you say that your ideal is to spend the rest of your life here? But the neighbors don't seem to agree very much..."
Zhang San said sourly: "What do you want to be rich and noble? You just want to be ordinary. It turns out that such a poetic ideal is to be rampant in the countryside and fish and people... When did you peek at the daughter of Zhang's family taking a bath? His daughter is only fourteen, a beast.
! Such a good thing doesn’t even call us, it’s too fucking unrighteous.”
Ye Huan lowered his head and said melancholy: "At the age of fourteen... I have developed very well."
After entering the old building, Ye Huan looked at the door of the first floor landlord Lao Wang. This had almost become a subconscious habitual action. Every time he passed, he had to take a look carefully, for fear that Old Man Wang would leave the room.
He rushed out and asked him for rent.
Old Man Wang's door was closed, and Ye Huan continued to laugh bitterly, then he remembered that Old Man Wang had been taken to the nursing home of old cadres in Beijing by his mother. This respectable old man gave up his glory for half a lifetime and hid in this old building in Ninghai.
He has protected him for twenty years, and now he has achieved his merits and has been in full swing.
After going up the second floor, Ye Huan took out the key and opened the door. When he opened it, he found that Zhou Mei, Liu Mei, Gao Sheng, and the three women were included, but Qiao Mu was not seen.
Ye Huan was frightened and sweated. Before he thought about how to get along with the four girls, he really didn't want to see them. He didn't expect to see them all when he went home.
"Sorry, I've walked into the wrong door..." Ye Huan turned around and left.
Gao Shengnan was quick-witted and pulled Ye Huan in with his hand, and then said to the monkey outside the door and Zhang San: "You avoid it, let's talk to him about something."
Zhang San said unhappily: "What are you avoiding? We are also qualified to participate in family meetings..."
Gao Shengnan said coldly: "Only one beast is allowed to be left in the room, and the quota is full."
After saying that, he slammed the door and locked the monkey and Zhang San outside.
Facing the cold eyes of the three girls, Ye Huan smiled dryly: "Three women are playing together..."
Gao Shengnan sneered: "I'm wrong, it's Sanniang who teaches her son!"
After saying that, the three women rushed up, and six pink fists were all out, hitting Ye Huan's body without any brains.
"Stop hitting, I was wrong. I'm young and ignorant, forgive me..."
"Fuck! Stop! Stinky woman... Damn! Who is taking my crotch? Don't use this kind of dirty move!"
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After the wind and rain stopped, the three girls were so tired that they leaned on the sofa, looking at each other from left to right, and then looked at Ye Huan's cold and sorrowful appearance. The three girls couldn't hold back their faces and burst into laughter with a squeak.
Gao Shengnan said angrily: "You look so angry when you look like a wife! Why didn't you beat you to death just now?"
Everyone... can you be as good as your wife?
Ye Huan was stunned. When did this woman's mouth become so vicious?
After venting, the three goddesses' expressions became much more relaxed. The dissatisfied with Ye Huan's escape attitude these days gradually faded away. They still couldn't bear to be dissatisfied with him, and when they saw him, they couldn't get angry.
"What?! Hold a wedding banquet with you?" Ye Huan screamed in dismay.
Liu Mei stared at him, biting Yinyao and said unwillingly: "Bastard, whisper! Is this a glorious thing?"
"Who thought of a way? My brain is stuck in the door? What about morality? Where is the bottom line of morality?" Ye Huanyi accused him righteously.
Gao Shengnan said coldly: "Your Qiaomu came up with the method you have to scold in front of her."
Ye Huan was even more surprised, Qiaomu? How could it be her?
"As the saying goes, a strong man will not be a wife, and a good horse must be a good saddle..."
Before Ye Huan could finish speaking, Gao Shengnan pulled his collar and pushed it to the wall.
"Do we want to set up a chastity arch for you, the fierce man? He is obviously a stallion and is embarrassed to say that he is a good horse, so how shameless are you?"
Looking at Gao Shengnan's pretty face that was so angry that he almost twisted, Ye Huan had to return to his wife's appearance, with a low eyebrows and a pitiful look.
"I can't do it if I obey you?" Ye Huan said weakly.
Gao Shengnan let go of his collar and said with satisfaction: "Okay, just agree, don't regret it then."
"Wouldn't you just hold two wedding banquets to make your parents happy? Simple!" Ye Huan didn't care.
Liu Mei said coldly: "It was indeed quite simple, but now there are a little bit of a sudden change."
"What happened?"
"My dad heard that we were going to hold a wedding banquet, so he was so happy that he quickly hired a fortune teller to calculate the auspicious day of the zodiac. It took him a long time to calculate it. It is best to get married on the eighth day of this month, and it is a good luck..."
"It's pretty good, what's wrong?"
Liu Mei sighed: "There is a saying that 'heroes see similar things', and there is also a saying that 'no coincidence can be made into a book'..."
"What's the meaning?"
Liu Mei glanced at Gao Shengnan, unable to tell whether she was helpless or resentful: "It means that Shengnan's father has somehow made the wedding banquet set on the eighth day of this month..."
Ye Huan was stunned: “…………”
Gao Shengnan snorted coldly: "In other words, my life and I are set on the same day, and you have to go to two places a day..."
Ye Huan was sweating profusely. Has my fate really been cursed by God? Why did he recite it like this?
"Switch...change days." Ye Huan's voice was very dry.
Liu Mei sighed: "After I turned around and asked Shengnan, I gave my father an opinion, and wanted to pester him to change his life. My father reluctantly agreed, so he asked a fortune teller to calculate, and he pinched his fingers.
It was also calculated that the fifteenth day of this month is also auspicious day. It is better to get married and be happy..."
Ye Huan quickly said, "Fifteen is good, fifteen is good, we will decide fifteen..."
Gao Shengnan sneered: "Don't be too happy too early. When I saw the wedding day hitting the car, I went back to pester my dad to change his life. As a result... my dad also changed his life to the fifteenth of this month."
Ye Huan: “…………”
He never expected that his life would be so fucked. God is planning to kill him.
"Switch... another day?" Ye Huan said with a sad face.
Gao Shengnan said angrily: "I changed it again and again. How can I talk to my parents for a big deal?
Ye Huan was depressed and said nothing. Gao Shengnan said nothing wrong. It seemed too frivolous to change his days. If he changed his life, he might be angry.
He was the only groom who held two wedding banquets on the same day. If this matter was misleading, Ye Huan really couldn't think of a better way to cure the disease except for committing suicide to thank the world.
The three girls stared at Ye Huan quietly, their expressions were not very anxious.
Qiao Mu said it well, women's troubles are usually solved by men. As for how men solve them, it has nothing to do with them. Otherwise, what would they use to marry this man if they beg for nothing?
"Liu Mei, has the fortune teller your father invited to say that in addition to marriage or funeral this month, it is better to have a marriage or funeral?"
"What's the meaning?"
Ye Huan said quietly: "I guess that day is also my death. First, ask about the good or bad luck. If the life is good, I might as well hit you and kill you that day. You guys, let's all be widows."
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Running out of the old building like a life-saving life, Ye Huan immediately took out his cell phone and dialed out a string of numbers.
As soon as the phone was opened, Ye Huan shouted heart-wrenchingly: "Captain, help!"
He Ping's voice was calm: "Have you met a bandit again? You said what kind of life is your man? You always meet bandits every now and then. It's said that flies don't bite seamless eggs. Are you a seam Egg?"
"No, Captain, the enemy I encountered is more fierce than the bandits..."
He Ping's voice suddenly became solemn: "Is it a terrorist? Where are you now?"
"It's harder to deal with than terrorists. I have a few women here forcing me to marry them. Captain, it's really fierce. Please call a few brothers to help, otherwise you will have to bow to my grave next year. No, With your beating nature, Captain, you will probably pee on my grave..." Ye Huan cried in tears.
A few days before the auspicious day of the zodiac, Ye Huan honestly sent generous betrothal gifts to Liu Sihai and Gao Jianguo's families like an ordinary son-in-law, and then forced a smile to set the wedding date, banquet location, and invitation to guests with them. List of etc.
Chen Duli and Zhou Rong heard that their son was going to get married, so they were extremely happy. They took the flight attendant plane and flew to Ninghai in their busy schedule, intending to meet with their in-laws. As soon as they got off the plane, Ye Ping stepped forward and told him cryingly. I got married because I had to go to two places to ask for two wives, meet four in-laws, and there were two alternatives behind me...
Chen Duli's face immediately changed and he immediately understood the meaning. He planned to have a polygamy? Although many of the children of the upper-class and powerful families had a side house outside, except for the wife of the family, which is commonly known as "miss wife". But at least everyone was tacit and did a low-key job, like Ye Huan, he asked for his wife twice at a time, and was so blatant. Even though Chen Duli had experienced countless storms and waves, he was really surprised, and then he became erect Furious.
After hearing Ye Huan's words, Vice Premier Chen, who has always been gentle and elegant, kicked Ye Huan hard despite the dozens of staff and guards present at the time. He staggered, then turned his head and boarded the plane and ordered the plane to fly back to the capital.
Chen Duli was too lazy to care about Ye Huan’s messy affairs, and it was even more impossible to meet two in-laws at the same time. Chen Duli couldn’t afford to lose this face.
However, Zhou Rong stayed. Her son is promising and having the ability to marry so many wives is also a kind of "promising". She is very willing to communicate with her two future families. As for the future... Zhou Rong is not worried at all. , I have enough money and can afford to marry any amount of money!
At the same time, the captain of the Blue Sword Brigade, He Ping, who was amused and crying, transferred several comrades to Ye Huan, and then solemnly told him on the phone that he would bear all the consequences at his own risk. If something unexpected happened, Lan Sword would never bear any responsibility for him. .
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The fifteenth day of the third lunar month is coming soon.
The calendar says that marriage is suitable today, not funerals.
In other words, if Ye Huan wants to die, today may not be a good day. He still has to live miserably and want to die and another day.
A trace of white fish belly appeared in the sky, and a new day was about to begin. Ye Huan didn't sleep all night, and his palms were soaked in sweat. Looking at the ray of dawn in the darkness, Ye Huan showed a tragic expression like going to the execution ground.