Men, if you don’t know each other without fighting, you can’t be too stingy. A magic stick is not such a person, and Zhang Qiang is not such a person.
During the break, the three of them sat together and played around. Caihua and Shengun pestered Zhang Qiang to teach them how to shoot with their fingers. However, the two of them learned it for a long time but couldn't get the point and had to give up. It seems that people must do whatever they do.
You just have to be talented.
"By the way, Shengun, tell me what you call Shengun. Is there a story in it?" Zhang Qiang suddenly asked with a smile. He heard Yingzi say that the code names of these team members have a story. He said the story of Caihua
I have heard of it, so I want to know the story of the magic stick.
The magic stick who was still smiling suddenly turned red, "This is my ***, hehe."
"Huh?" You brat, you are still addicted to selfishness. Which of these team members doesn't know about your trivial things? Why are you hiding it?" At this time, Caihua curled her lips and said. "Since Brother Zhang Qiang wants to know, let's talk about it. Anyway,
If you are idle, you are idle. If you have a friend who says something wrong, he will help you fill it in." The magician rolled his eyes patiently, [
"Okay, if you don't tell me, I won't." Seeing the look of the magic stick, Caihua chuckled, and then talked about the origin of the magic stick.
Shengun lives in a mountainous area. His real name is Li Aiguo. The mountainous area is relatively poor. His father asked a more educated village party secretary to give him this name with a cigarette. However, not many people have ever called him this name, but it is called Ergouzi.
There are quite a few, because there are already children named Gouzi in the village, so he is the second oldest child and is called Er Gouzi. I have forgotten his real name.
This boy has been smart and agile since he was a child. Although he has not studied for more than a few days, he has learned a lot of words and learns things quickly. He is considered a child prodigy by the village. But this child prodigy has learned nothing but learned those witchcraft skills.
The trick of the great doctor is to cheat on food and drink all day long.
By chance, he cured a patient. This was a big deal. He suddenly became famous. Those who were sick and couldn't afford money came to see him for treatment. This guy didn't charge any money, as long as he had good food and good food.
Just drink it. When he gets to the patient's house, he dances around randomly and recites a few spells that he doesn't understand. The villagers in Hu are stunned for a while, and then they entertain him with delicious food. However,
Later, the disease was never cured. On the contrary, some people went to the West because of this boy's delay. Gradually, fewer people came to see him.
There is a girl named Camellia in the village. She has a watery appearance. She is more watery than the girls in the city. Her beautiful big eyes are twinkling. She has lost her patriotic spirit. It is a pity that such a beautiful girl has never gone to school.
, I don’t know a word of Chinese characters, and I’m quite superstitious.
One time when he had a fever, his honest father wanted to save some money, so he called Li Aiguo to teach him how to dance. As a result, the boy kicked the others out on the grounds that he could not reveal the secret, and jumped on their bed himself.
After the incident, the boy could no longer stay in the village. The girl's father held a shovel and blocked the door of Li Aiguo's house all day long. When Li Aiguo walked out of the village, he met an expert who taught him some kung fu.
, he has learned well, so this boy is doing well. He has read a lot of books here and has learned a lot. If it were not for sleeping with that village girl, this boy would not be where he is today, because from a certain aspect
I would also like to express my gratitude to that village girl. In the past two years, this boy has changed a lot. He even felt funny about the things he did in the past. The only person he felt sorry for was the village girl named Camellia. During this period, he secretly went home to see her once.
, I heard that Camellia was married and was doing well, so Li Aiguo felt relieved.
So when the instructor asked me to give myself a code name, I chose the code name Shengun. It was just for no other reason than to give me a code name. Maybe it was just to commemorate the village girl. After all, this was also the boy's first sacrifice.
"Well, that's it," Zhang Qiang chuckled. He didn't expect that this kid had similar tastes to his own. It seemed that he was better at deceiving him than he was before. But looking at this kid's fair skin, he didn't look like a kid who came out of the mountains. He thought he was.
What about the children of high-ranking officials from a certain big city?
"Hey, brother, it's funny," Li Aiguo, the magician, smiled sheepishly after hearing Caihua introduce himself.
"Haha, Brother Shengun is so polite. The name is really good and very domineering!" Zhang Qiang said with a smile. "What about you?" Zhang Qiang turned to look at the grass next to the nest. The grass next to the nest was very generous and said
He revealed the origin of his name.
This guy used to work in a textile factory, where there were basically all women, and of course there were quite a few young ones.
One time, a distant cousin of his came to see him. He saw that this boy was already twenty-two or thirty years old, but he didn’t even have a girlfriend. So he asked him, there are many female workers in your factory, is there no one you like? This boy
He smiled and said, "Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests."
"Huh?" His cousin couldn't help but be moved by his noble sentiments, but later he realized that he was the grass and others were the rabbits! So this guy likened himself to the grass next to the nest all day long, and girls were welcome to eat it, but
There is absolutely no one.
But to be honest, this boy's appearance is really not flattering. Not only is he not good at talking, but he also has two thick lips and a pair of big ears. If you look closely, his eyes seem to be one big and one small. Although he has good moral character,
But image is what scares away girls. How many girls today will discuss life with you in depth without looking at their appearance? I can’t say there are none, but there are few, probably even less than elixirs!
The three of them quickly became familiar with each other, just like brothers. "In fact, everyone who comes here has a big or small story with their code name. This is also the most profound thing in their own memory, just like the second one."
Eighteen, the origin of his code name is simpler,
I heard that this kid's family was doing well, but he was confused in his studies. I remember when I was in the second grade of elementary school, I took a math test and failed to solve a multiplication problem. I came back and asked his dad, "What is the result of multiplying 3 times 7?"
His eyes widened and he said, 'What do you think? This kid said, "Haha." Zhang Qiang couldn't help laughing when he heard the magic stick talk about the origin of the code name 28, "***This kid is so funny,"
"Hey, Prince, don't just listen to other people's jokes. Tell me about you. Why are you called Prince? I think it's more appropriate to call you Juba." Wo Biancao said with a smile.
"I am relatively low-key and don't like to show my strengths. Although I can't be an emperor and have seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, I can still be a prince. Although there are fewer women, it is enough hehe."
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"Tch! This is so low-key! Brother, I don't have a wife yet. You're a good boy. I want to bring her to your side. It's not fair. No, you have to introduce me to one when you have time."
He didn't want to anymore and yelled.
"Hey, no problem, I promise to introduce one to you in the future." Zhang Qiang couldn't help but think of Jin Mei, maybe the two are a good match.
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"Haha, when it comes to women, our magicians have the most say. I heard that you recently studied a women's classic. How is it going? Tell us about it so that we can learn from it."
Caihua smiled and looked at the magic stick and said.
"Hey, I've made a little progress, then okay, I'll teach you a lesson today," the magic stick mysteriously picked up a grass root, lay down on the grass, and looked at Zhang Qiang and the other three with great interest.
Looking at him, I knew my chance to perform had come.
"First of all, let me ask you a question. Do you know which three types of men women are most likely to fall in love with in this world?" Zhang Qiang was stunned. He had never studied this before. He looked up at Caihua and
A few people beside the nest looked at the magic stick in confusion.
"Tch, let me tell you, the first type is a handsome guy, like me, and of course a prince can be considered a prince," the magic stick said boldly, Zhang Qiang smiled slightly and continued to listen to him.
"Among men, handsome guys are very rare. They are tall and handsome, with a handsome face, either pink or with clear outlines. Girls will always be tempted by them. If they were younger and richer, then
Even more icing on the cake,
Ordinary little girls are girls who have dreams and love fantasy. Most of their prince charmings are like this, so when they see a handsome guy, regardless of whether he has money or not, as long as he has a handsome face, they will follow their own thoughts and fantasize.
, if handsome guys are more proactive, it will be effortless to settle a girl, and they will soon fall into their arms, and their love will develop from full-hearted admiration to full-body admiration."
"Well, that makes sense. The grasshopper couldn't help but touched his face and said, "What about the second one?"
"The second type is those guys who are engaged in art with a little bit of ink and a little talent." Since ancient times, beauties have loved talented people, and they are good at writing poems. It is easy to capture a woman's heart when they are in front of flowers and under the moon.
Those who play rock and roll, swing their hair back and forth, and accidentally cover the girl's eyes. If a woman develops a crush on you, hey, then things will be easier to handle later. What do you say to them at that time?
They will worship you, and soon they will be overwhelmed, so under the guidance of those words, batches of girls went to the beds of these guys.
"Huh?" Zhang Qiang was stunned after hearing this. Regardless of the mysterious talk of this guy, what he said really made sense. Thinking about it carefully, it was really the same thing, so he asked, "What's another situation?"
An additional chapter tonight, thanks to Xiaoxiao333 for the flowers and Tianaihuihui for the reward.
Chapter 151: The Holy Stick's Book of Women (fourth update, please give me flowers)