Pen 003 Chrysanthemum public relations afterthought
Baigu was 2.26 meters tall, his thighs were genetically similar to those of an elephant, and his feet were similar to canoe paddles. He rushed towards him with a rumble, making the whole yard jump and shake!
Although he is stupid, he knows that it is right to follow the young master, and this is the time for him to show his loyalty so that he can be valued by the young master in the future. To show loyalty, not only must things be done well, but the publicity must also be loud so that the young master can see it.
, hear!
Therefore, the rumbling vibrations were not only caused by his figure, but also partly caused by him on purpose!
"It's you who are here!" Two people shouted softly. One of those two people was an unscrupulous young master, and the other was Yang Chenling who wanted to kill people!
Although Dongfang Yong vaguely heard Yang Chenling saying the same thing to him, he felt strange but his feet seemed to be greased and he ran towards Baigu. With him here, he could block Yang Xiaoniu's powerful attack!
However, Yang Xiaoniu could hear clearly better than Dongfang Yong, and soon knew the direction of his maneuver. With a sneer on her lips, her little white teeth flashed silver, her little hands drew a few strokes flexibly, and then she touched the book a little, and a strange wind blew.
She rushed towards Bai Gu. Although she was still angry, she did not lose her reason. She was anxious about what to do with the ultimate move she had prepared. If she didn't release it, she would hurt Dongfang Yong, and if she kept it, she would also hurt herself. Seeing Bai Gu
The big guy Gu chose him because he could not only vent his anger but also avoid getting into trouble.
After she used her ultimate move, she rushed towards Dongfang Yong's back and right side!
Although Dongfang Yong couldn't use Xuan Qi or the Seal Talisman Book, his physical skills and induction were very developed. After running a few steps, he sensed that Yang Xiaoniu had released his ultimate move to Bai Gu. I don't know if he saw him attacking Bai Gu.
He let go of Bai Gu when he was running beside him, or for some other reason. He couldn't pass now anyway, so he braked immediately. He was about to run back, but seeing how loyal Bai Gu was to protect his master, he couldn't bear it, so he quickly activated a few amulets and shot them at him.
Then he turned around and ran back!
As soon as he turned around, he heard Baigu's screams behind him. Just as Dongfang Yong was about to mourn for him, he saw Yang Xiaoniu rushing over from the front, her little white teeth shining brightly, and her hand was pressing the damn book.
Up, he should be preparing another seal talisman!
Fortunately, my conscience noticed it just now, otherwise I would have bumped into this little girl Yang now. Good people are rewarded!
If you escape to Baigu now, you will suffer together with Baigu. Dongfang Yong gritted his teeth, decided to fight, and shouted loudly: "Little girl, be careful, you know what kind of disease I have, you can be infected if you get too close to me."
If you get married, you won’t be able to get married!”
These words were very effective. After hearing this, Yang Chenling's speed slowed down. She felt that she could cast spells at this distance, so she speeded up her hands. At the same time, she stared at him with her eyebrows raised, angry that he had so many different names for her: Mei.
Yangyang, Yang Yang, and classmate Yang have now become little girls again! The most annoying thing is that his official name can only be called when he is angry!
Dongfang Yong stared at Yang Xiaoniu's delicate hands closely, knowing that if he didn't interrupt her, he would suffer a lot later. He rolled his eyes and shouted: "Little girl, let me tell you again, my saliva is also poisonous."
, you won’t be able to get married if you’re too clingy!…Ah bah!”
A mouthful of white saliva flew out from Dongfang Yong's pouted mouth, flying towards Yang Xiaoniu in an arc from high to low.
Yang Chenling was so frightened by Dongfang Yong's extremely shameless attack that her first reaction was to avoid it immediately. She even ignored the seal talisman that was running before and jumped to the side. As a result, the seal talisman backfired. Fortunately, she already knew
She had to be measured when attacking Dongfang Yong. The big move was given to Bai Gu, but now it was just a small move, and the backlash was not very powerful, so she just felt like her whole right hand had been electrocuted, but the soreness and numbness was very uncomfortable.
It hasn’t disappeared for a long time!
Seeing an opportunity, Dongfang Yong immediately rushed over from the space that Yang Xiaoniu left. But Yang Xiaoniu's reputation as a little genius was not in vain. She avoided the saliva and came back to look for him angrily. At this time, she raised her foot
Kick him hard in the ass!
Rumble!
There was a loud thunder, and the entire Grand Marshal's Mansion shook!
The servants screamed, and the warriors guarding the Grand Marshal's Mansion rushed towards the direction of the loud noise. Comrade Sparrow, who symbolized peace and friendship, was frightened and flew out of the Marshal's Mansion. It remains to be seen whether he will come back!
The thunder covered up the screams of the two people! Those two people were of course Dongfang Yong and Yang Chenling. Amidst the screams, they flew out in two opposite directions. Yang Chenling fell into a pile of snow, but Dongfang Yong
He hit the wall, but before he hit the wall, a black shadow flashed and caught him. After putting him on the ground, the black shadow quickly disappeared!
Bing'er's body was immobilized by Yang Chenling. The "fixing" talisman lost contact with Yang Chenling and immediately lost its effect. After Bing'er could move her body, she immediately ran towards the young master, her eyes full of anxiety!
A group of people rushed in through the courtyard gate. The leader was a beautiful lady. She swept her sharp eyes across the courtyard, frowned lightly, and yelled at Baigu, who was lying on the ground with her head in her arms: "Madam, help me!"
"The lady's jade hand drew a word on the palm of her hand, and then waved her hand, a huge force flew away all the grains on the ground, and also disintegrated the seal talisman that Yang Xiaoniu had used to attack him!
After the lady saw Bing'er, she found Dongfang Yong lying on the ground. She ran towards him with a distressed expression. She saw that her son's clothes were broken in many places, one was on fire, several were soaked, and one side of his hair was straightened by electricity.
, the other side was covered with water, and there was a big hole in the pants on the buttocks, covered with thick mud! The lady looked very strange, she gently pulled Bing'er away, and then gently used her jade hands to
She extinguished the remaining fire on his body, hugged him lovingly into her arms, drew a word with her other hand, her hands became covered with dew, and then wiped Dongfang Yong's face!
Dongfang Yong's face got wet and he woke up immediately. He opened his eyes and saw the beautiful and dignified lady checking his pulse. He was startled, his feet were trembling and he wanted to run away immediately, but he felt that he was lying in a soft embrace.
Knowing that running away would not work, he smiled guiltily and called out: "Mom, why are you here?"
The lady is Dongfang Yong’s mother in this life, a good mother who is extremely loving to her son!
At this time, the noble lady breathed a sigh of relief, let go of his hand, looked at him lovingly and spat: "Why did you get into trouble again? Whose girl is it this time? It seems that the girl who attacked you used a 'liu body'
Fu', huh?"
Liu Ti Fu means that the calligraphy used in seal talismans is Liu style. There is also a great man like Liu Gongquan in this world. He practices his calligraphy and uses it in seal talisman battles. It is said that it is much more powerful than ordinary calligraphy, and Yang Xiaoniu’s family is
Liu Ti Fu everyone!
Whose girl is that? After hearing this, Dongfang Yong felt black lines appear on his forehead. But when faced with his mother’s inquiry, he gritted his teeth and said: "Well, actually, it was sister Chen Ling who came to see me. She
I have always envied me for being a genius, but she could only be called a little genius, so she asked me to give her the name of a genius. But I felt that it was not enough to give her a genius name, so I decided to test her ability. As a result, she
I really have two brushes, and then... that's it, hehe! Don't worry, mother, I'm sensible, uh, by the way, where is that girl?" At this point, he stood up and looked around, but he didn't find that
Girl, won't you be bombarded home by your own "in hindsight"?
But her house is a few blocks away from here. It would be difficult to blast her home directly. At most, she would blast her half way. But that would lose the face of both families in front of the people in the capital. What a disaster. Now she is in trouble again!
Dongfang Yong wanted to ask Bing'er, but he saw her face turned red with embarrassment and turned her little face to the side. It was strange, what was this girl so ashamed of?
"You mean, the girl of Prime Minister Yang's family?" the noble lady asked Dongfang Yong with strange eyes. When she saw him nodding, she looked at Bing'er who was bowing her head. After confirming again, she said softly: "
I heard that today Prime Minister Yang asked someone to call off your marriage to Princess Lin, and your grandfather and Prime Minister Yang once again had a quarrel due to different opinions..."
Dongfang Yong turned his head, ignored the shy Bing'er, and said to his mother seriously but with a hey smile on his face: "Mom, she is still a child. When adults quarrel, they must break off the relationship. That is a failed family education.
You can’t do that!…Huh? Why is your butt so cold?”
Lowering his head and looking back, Dongfang Yong screamed. Only then did he see his miserable state. His clothes were torn, his back was naked, and his butt was only covered by a piece of cloth. How could he be in such a miserable state?
As I thought about it, I slapped my forehead in frustration!
After getting up in the morning, Dongfang Yong armed himself with various talismans. This was his habit. In order to avoid sudden death, he had to use talismans to make talismans. His body could not use mysterious energy now, but he had a way to use spiritual stones instead.
To activate the talisman, he proudly hummed "I am a match boy", which meant that his talisman was like striking a match.
He put the "Thunder" Talisman and the "Earth Shield" Talisman on his butt. These two Talismans are triggering Talisman. If someone attacks him from behind, the "Thunder" Talisman will be triggered, and the "Thunder" Talisman will trigger the "Earth Shield" Talisman.
The "Shield" talisman, when the "Thunder" talisman attacks the enemy, the "Earth Shield" talisman protects oneself!
This is the "hindsight" that made the brave thief of the East laugh in the morning!
But just now Yang Xiaoniu kicked her chrysanthemum public relations department vigorously at close range, causing the two talismans to be triggered almost at the same time. The "earth shield" talisman has a simple structure, uses less energy, and is activated before the "thunder" talisman.
The structure is complex, the power is relatively large, it requires more energy, and it takes a longer time to activate. So when the "Thunder" talisman is activated, it has been surrounded by the "earth shield". It is no longer a simple thunder, but
It has become a landmine!
Only landmines can have the power to shake the entire Marshal's Mansion!
Moreover, it has turned into a dull mine with "big thunder but little rain"! The explosive power and attack power of the original "thunder" talisman are offset by the "earth shield" talisman, transforming it into a powerful shock wave, which separates the attacker and the attacked.
The two of them were blown away without being injured at the same time.
But things did not end simply. You must know that Dongfang Yong had a lot of talismans attached to his body. Those talismans were also activated by the "Thunder" talisman and the "Earth Shield" talisman. Dongfang Yong was blown up into a combination of a drowned rat and a turkey.
Body!
Dongfang Yong rushed back into his mother's arms as quickly as possible and shouted dissatisfied: "Mom, why didn't you remind me? How embarrassing?!"
The noble lady recalled what Dongfang Yong said before about "failed family education", and her eyes were full of joy! Now seeing him showing his shame in public, she immediately jumped on her to act coquettishly, and even hid his naked body under her own
In her arms, this made her deeply feel the greatness and pride of being a mother, and a huge sense of satisfaction!