"Revealed your original shape?" Li Yalin picked up this little thing. He really had no power at all. Although he could change his body, his body's energy was pitifully weak.
"What's going on?" It's obvious that Haruna hasn't fully understood what happened. He's obviously a big lizard man, how could he become such a tiny one? Isn't that too exaggerated?
"This is the true form of Jay Pulley, a Baruka star." It seemed that Lala didn't like this little guy very much.
"No matter what kind of star it is, how should we deal with this little reptile now? Should we send it directly to the zoo, or send it to some crazy science laboratory for anatomical experiments?" Li Yalin's words made the newly awakened man
Jay Pulley suddenly fell into infinite panic. **Anatomy experiment? It's really terrifying. This earthling is a devil!
"Husband!" Just as Jie Puli was tremblingly trying to retort, a strong middle-aged Obasan's voice suddenly came from outside the door, along with a childish voice called "Dad".
Well, should I say that this Jie Puli is romantic or curious? In short, there are a total of five pairs of wives and children who come to see him, but their appearance is all kinds of strange, which makes people feel that they are full of flaws at a glance.
Jie Puli, who was surrounded by a group of wives and children, looked very miserable. Forget it, he still didn't care about him so much. He took out a duckbill-shaped toilet prop in Lala and said, "Shushuawapu"
Under Jun's powerful flushing ability, Jay Pulley, his wife and children were all flushed out of the earth. Don't come back again!
"What the hell is going on?" After everything was settled, Haruna finally asked the doubts in her heart. It was strange from the beginning. Lala's tail, the previous violent potion time, now has these weird looks.
Guy, what happened? Haruna felt that she no longer knew this world.
"Well, this is actually what happened." Haruna had seen it anyway, so Li Yalin didn't hide anything and directly told the story in detail.
"So that's it, Lala is actually an alien. No wonder she is so powerful and has a tail." After hearing Li Yalin's explanation, Haruna let out a sigh of relief. Although she was still a little surprised, she
With the previous incident, Haruna had already been mentally prepared for this.
"Today I would like to introduce a new classmate to you." Although she knew the identity of Lala, Haruna was still as gentle as ever, and her attitude towards Lala did not change at all. The two of them soon became
Very good friends, and just a few days later, Teacher Onagawa once again introduced a new classmate to everyone.
"Lian Elsie Julia, please give me some advice." A very handsome boy with short white hair and burgundy eyes. If it were in the past, the girls in the class would definitely scream loudly, but now
In other words... he's just a slightly handsome man. Men basically don't have anything good.
Speaking of which, since the last violent potion incident, the number of lilies in Cainan High School has increased rapidly. This is a thing that makes all the boys extremely painful, but the reasons are still completely unknown to those boys.
"Ah! I finally found you, my bride!" The young man named Lian Elsie Julia didn't pay attention to the indifference of the girls in the class. Instead, he walked up to Lala in a few steps and half-knelt down.
A marriage proposal was made on the ground, which shocked everyone. Everyone knew that Lala was Li Yalin's fiancée. Where did this guy come from?
"Do you see, this is a man, he often destroys other people's marriages, and he also acts like he is self-righteous and arrogant." Seeing the other person's artificial performance, the girls in the class began to whisper.
As for the boys, they surrounded the teenagers. You know, the only one in the school who is still willing to talk to the boys normally is Lala. Although Lala usually treats them as nothing, she is better than those with contemptuous expressions on their faces.
The girls are much better, at least Lala treats herself as a human being, she is an angel, this guy calls Lala the bride when he comes up, he must be here to cause trouble!
"La La's old lover appears? Noon theater, noon theater!" Weiyang seems to be very interested in this triangle relationship, especially about Li Yalin. It would be more interesting if Li Yalin could defeat his love rival.
"It's really an emotional story of love and hate." Risa on the side also nodded in agreement. Only Haruna and Riko were looking at Li Yalin worriedly, fearing that Li Yalin would conflict with the transfer student.
"Ah...who are you?" But what Lala said next made everyone in the class almost fall to the ground. Lala didn't know this guy? Is there any mistake?
"As expected of Lala, but I won't give up, because Lala and I have a deep bond!" Lala's words hit the transfer student hard, and he shook his body a few times before he stabilized his body.
But then he took out another photo to show that he and La La did know each other.
Lala must be about seven or eight years old. As for the other one, although it looks like the boy in front of me, he is wearing a dress. Is this a photo of a horse?
But after seeing this photo, Lala finally remembered the existence of the other party. In general, this company Elsie Julia was Lala's toy when she was a child, and it was also a combination of various sad things. She had suffered
He suffered numerous inhumane treatments and endured hardships from childhood to adulthood. He even had the title of Crybaby Xiao Lian.
"I heard that you were deceived by this man! So I now officially announce that I want to challenge you - Li Yalin!" Finally, the crybaby Xiao Lian turned his attention to Li Yalin, a duel! Challenge! This is a letdown
All boys and girls are very excited about this.
"Why should I accept your challenge?" Li Yalin looked at the other party amusedly. Is this kind of children's game interesting?
"I want to prove to Lala that I am a stronger man than you!" Lian looked confident.
"Just because you're a crybaby? Besides, do you know what a man is? What is the definition of a man?" Li Yalin smiled slightly, "A man? You're still far behind, young man."
"I won't cry anymore! As for a man... a man..." First he shouted angrily at Li Yalin, but then, Li Yalin was completely stunned. What is a man? What exactly is a man? Yes
A strong body? A cool appearance? Or maybe it's the loyalty between brothers? It seems that there are many definitions of manhood, but none of them seem to be complete.
"Come and compete with me after you figure it out." Shaking his head, Li Yalin showed a regretful expression, as if to say, you are no match for me at all, and we are not on the same level.
"Impossible! How could this happen!" Lian was shocked and sat down on the ground. Is this the man that La La fell in love with? Was he not noticed by him at all?
"It's amazing. Yalin won the first round." Seeing this scene, Risa and Weiyang clapped each other's hands in celebration.
"As expected of Yalin." Although she didn't understand what was going on, Lala still hugged Li Yalin's neck and laughed loudly. But the more this happened, the more Lian felt
Confused, is this the reason why the other party can attract Lala? So what should I do?
"No matter what, I will surpass you no matter what!" Like a child, Lian started a competition with Li Yalin. He had to be the first to answer questions in class, and he had to run the most laps in physical education class.
, when eating, you have to eat as fast as possible, and even when you go to the toilet, you have to compete with Li Yalin. Is this kid starting to go crazy?
"Do you think this makes sense?" Li Yalin said he didn't understand this very much. So what if he beats himself? If he beats himself, he is a man? This kind of thinking is too superficial, right?
"But I have become a man now! Lala, do you think so?" Lian, who thought he had surpassed Li Yalin, confidently asked Lala.
"Well, I don't know." Lala tilted her head and replied in confusion. To say this, Lian's confidence was greatly affected.
"How could this happen? But I won't admit defeat!" This is the so-called stupid attribute. Anyway, Lian's new round of manhood development plan has begun again.
This time he changed his tactics and actually asked the girls for their masculine opinions. But now how could these men-hating girls give Lian good advice? A mess of attention came one after another. When the opinions were finally collected,
Even looking at the materials written in the notes, I was completely stunned. Is this a symbol of manhood?
The next day, Lian appeared in front of everyone again and everyone burst into laughter instantly. There was a pink hairband on the golden airplane head, dozens of large and small earrings on his left ear, and there was also a
He has a nose ring, purple eye shadow on his eyelids, and a star sticker on the left side of his face.
Looking at his body again, he is wearing a motorcycle gangster's special attack uniform with all kinds of slang written on it. He is not wearing underwear, but there is a white chest wrap wrapped around his chest. The most interesting thing is the navel ring on his belly button. Who is this?
You are so talented that you even wear a navel ring?
"La La, look at me, I'm already a man!" The man holding the wooden knife ran up to La La in a few steps, but what was waiting for him was everyone's laughter.