After the imperial edict was issued, the Ministry of Revenue and the military camp outside the city were in a hurry, mobilizing troops, collecting food and grass, collecting Turks' clothes and scimitars, etc., everything was operated in secret.
But Young Master Fang became more relaxed.
It is said that after Young Master Fang offered his advice, he was deeply moved by his noble sentiments of caring about the country and the people. He felt that he was a useful person to society, so he decided to praise himself.
So he thought of Yanran. - What kind of praise is more exciting than drinking and chatting with a stunning beauty?
So he came to his villa in Huapailou.
When he entered Yanran's boudoir, he found that she was not in the room. Yanran's personal maid Ju'er told him that the young lady was taking a bath in the side room next to her and asked Master Fang to wait patiently for a while.
Of course, Young Master Fang is not a patient person, especially after hearing that Yanran was taking a bath, he became even more impatient.
There is a difference between men's definitions of lasciviousness and obscenity. When voluptuous people do lascivious things, they must have an artistic conception in everything. Romance is always associated with beautiful things. For example, when you peek at a beautiful woman bathing, whether it is intentional or not
Unintentionally, this is considered a romantic affair, and many happy marriages can even be achieved because of this affair.
However, if you peek at a beautiful woman's poop, it won't be that interesting.
Niu Lang has never done this, Dong Yong has never done this, Ning Caichen has never done this...
Of course Fang Zheng would not be so dishonest, he is a romantic person.
After making a random excuse and sending Ju'er out, Fang Zheng tiptoed to the door of the wing and pushed the door, but it couldn't be pushed open.
He rushed to the window of the wing again, imitated the way the heroes on TV spy on the enemy, wetted his fingers with saliva, and then gently poked into the window pane.
Hmm? It doesn’t move? It doesn’t move even after applying some force. If you look closely, you can see that the window lattice is not made of paper, but tightly nailed with wooden boards. It’s quite a tight precaution.
How can I be troubled by stealing fragrance and jade?
Fang Zheng found a ladder from somewhere, climbed up gently, stepped on the roof carefully, calculated the approximate direction, and pulled out a tile very slowly, and took a look, haha, what a beautiful view.
ah.
Tonight, the moon is dark and the wind is high. In the west wing room, the oil lamp is like a bean, and the water vapor is lingering, as misty as mist, hazy as light gauze.
Yanran soaked comfortably in the big wooden bucket and sighed with satisfaction. The water in the wooden bucket was a bit cold. Yanran liked to soak her whole body in the cold water when the weather was hot, and then sprinkled a basket of freshly picked petals on the water.
, feeling the coolness with the fragrance of flowers, entering your skin bit by bit.
No matter what kind of woman, there are three things she does very slowly in her life: looking in the mirror, dressing up, and taking a shower.
When a woman does these three things, even the King of Heaven and I can’t urge her to do them.
Fang Zheng had no intention of rushing her. He even hoped that Yan Ran would stay with her as long as possible.
At this moment, Fang Zheng was lying on the roof with his butt sticking out, on the roof of the bathroom in the west wing.
Under the roof, of course, there is Yanran, naked Yanran.
Yanran straightened her legs, leaned her head gently against the edge of the barrel, and sighed contentedly again. Her breasts were full and firm, her legs were straight and slender, her toes were round and cute, and her nails were dotted with scarlet red beads.
Oh, the whole picture is so beautiful that it looks like an exquisite work carved by an artist who spent his whole life.
Fang Zheng also sighed, does such a perfect woman really belong to me? If in the previous life, I was a small college student with no job, no income and an ordinary family background. In the eyes of a super beauty like Yan Ran, I am afraid that
Not even a speck of dust?
How about talking about ancient times? Such a beauty belongs to me from head to toe. I can eat it whenever I want. - As long as I am happy, I can eat it in thirty-six different postures...
Fang Zheng was lying on the roof, staring at Yanran below without blinking, looking at her naked and fair body, watching her gently and meticulously wiping her body, her movements were so sultry and charming, Fang Da
The young master couldn't help but his heart beat faster. He secretly swallowed his saliva. A wild desire arose spontaneously in his lower abdomen and gradually grew stronger. He couldn't stand it anymore. Master, I have to execute her on the spot tonight!
Without any warning, a soft voice came from Fang Zheng's ear.
"Master, why are you climbing so high?" Ju'er's eyes are clear and innocent, shining brightly in the dark night. The little girl has the potential to grow into a beauty.
"Oh, I'm watching a beautiful woman taking a bath. Do you want to watch... Wow! How did you get up here?" Fang Zheng was so frightened that he stood up in a hurry.
The ancients built the roof into a slope shape, of course not for the convenience of standing people, not to mention that the roof is a little bit weak...
As soon as Fang Zheng stood like this, he noticed that the place where he was standing was shaking a little. Then, there was a sound of cracking tiles, and his body fell involuntarily.
"Ah——pop!"
According to legend, the beautiful thing like a man who was lucky enough to fall into a beautiful woman's bathtub did not happen. Young Master Fang was a bit embarrassed tonight. He fell firmly and impartially into the beautiful woman's bathtub... outside.
Fortunately, the roof is not very high from the ground.
Yan Ran was stunned for a moment in the bathtub. Something happened so suddenly. She was enjoying her bath. Who would have thought that a person would fall from the sky for no reason, and it was a man. Even though Yan Ran was the most talented person in the capital, she would never encounter such a situation.
, couldn't help but feel stunned for a moment.
"Ah - someone is coming! There is a thief!" After a moment of silence, Yanran reacted and exclaimed. Without thinking, she grabbed the clothes at hand and tightly covered the important parts of her body.
"Don't...don't call...it's me..." Fang Zheng fell to pieces and said weakly when he heard Yanran calling someone.
"Come here quickly!" Yanran was still in panic and didn't even see who this man was.
The nurses hired by the house were very dedicated, and soon there were people outside the house. The nurses were holding torches and holding knives, trying to rush in to protect the owner's house.
Listening to the shouts outside, Yanran suddenly thought of a more serious problem. It was gratifying that the thief was caught, but if the nursing home came in, they couldn't miss her - she was still naked.
After realizing this problem, Yan Ran couldn't help but turned pale and her face turned pale. - In ancient times, women's bodies could not be shown to men casually, and of course, the same is true in modern times.
"You are not allowed to go in!" At the critical moment, a delicate voice stopped the nurse, "The young master and... and his wife are inside. They... are having fun."
It's Ju'er, why didn't this girl fall off? Fang Zheng was dizzy and puzzled at the same time.
The guards looked at the tightly closed door in confusion, and then at Ju'er, who was holding back laughter and her face was red. They all looked at each other, feeling a little confused, and then left the inner courtyard.
The two people in the room still maintained the same posture as before, with Yan Ran covering her body with fear on her face, and Young Master Fang lying face down on the ground, groaning in pain, and the scene was as miserable as a car accident scene.
Ju'er waved away the nursing home and walked into the house. Seeing this scene, she couldn't help it any longer and started laughing with her belly in her hands.
When Yan Ran saw Ju'er coming in, she felt as if she was seeing a savior. She pointed at Fang Zheng and said: "Ju'er, hurry up, hurry up! He, he..." She was so frightened that Yanran was a little incoherent.
Ju'er smiled and said: "Miss, this... is an acquaintance... hehe."
Yanran's beautiful eyes widened in surprise, and she said: "An acquaintance? Is he...could he be..."
"That's right, hehe...he is the young master, hahaha..." As she said this, Ju'er turned the dying Fang Zheng over like a fried egg.
"Ah! What a young master." Yan Ran let out a long sigh of relief, and while Fang Zheng was still moaning with his eyes closed, she quickly put on her clothes.
Yanran then hurriedly stepped forward to check Fang Zheng's injuries.
Young Master Fang's injuries were not serious. He kept lying on the ground groaning. Actually, it was because he was too embarrassed to see Yanran. I have to say that this matter is indeed quite embarrassing. Stealing jade and fragrance is not honorable.
, not to mention that he did it unprofessionally. Young Master Fang stumbled on this matter, and he really didn’t have the face to meet the senior who traveled across the world...
"Master, you... what kind of fun are you doing?" After checking Fang Zheng's injuries and finding that there was nothing serious, Yan Ran helped Fang Zheng up. Thinking about it, she couldn't help but feel angry and funny, and her pretty face turned red.
I don't know if it's because of anger or shyness.
The beauties all spoke, but Fang Zheng could no longer pretend. Hearing this, he had to open his eyes and said with a guilty conscience: "Ah, it's so embarrassing, you recognized me..."
"Why did the young master fall from the sky?"
"Well, I took a walk after dinner. Suddenly I felt as light as a swallow. As I walked, I went up to the roof. I saw you taking a shower, so I stopped by and asked you if you wanted to add some hot water. Haha..." Fang Zheng
He laughed dryly.
Yan Ran poked his head bitterly and said: "You have fallen like this and you are still poor!"
Then he changed his expression again, and said with a mix of joy and shame: "Young Master, you want to see my... body, why don't you show it openly? This slave... is yours. If you want to see it, it's not you."
In a word, why bother climbing to the roof and doing the flower-picking thing?" After saying this, Yan Ran gave him a charming look.
If I want to see you, show it to me. That's so boring. A wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing. The pleasure of "stealing" is so wonderful that Yanran must not understand it.
Fang Zheng smiled awkwardly. When he saw Ju'er laughing without scruples, he couldn't help but become angry. He glared at Ju'er fiercely and said, "No one is allowed to tell anyone about this matter today, otherwise, young master, I... will silence you! Rape first!"
Kill later! Hum hum."
"Okay, why are you showing off to a little girl? Master, does it still hurt if I help you walk?" Yanran asked with concern.
After walking out of the bathroom, Fang Zheng took a deep breath. Unexpectedly, there was a pain in his chest. It seemed that the fall was serious.
Fang Zheng glanced at the corner outside the room, remembered something, and couldn't help but asked Ju'er doubtfully: "How did you get up here?"
The little girl said nothing, pointed to the ladder in the corner, and smiled like a little fox who had stolen three hundred chickens.
Lesson learned! If you do bad things in the future, you must first cut off your escape route. Going up to the house and taking out the ladder is also one of the tactics of war.
Fang Zheng was annoyed and glared at Ju'er fiercely, then took out a banknote from his arms and handed it to Yanran without looking at it: "Have someone repair the roof tomorrow... make it stronger!
"
Yanran took the banknote and said yes with a smile.
Fang Zheng's original idea tonight was to spend time with Yanran under the moonlight, talk about life and ideals, get excited, check each other's health together, and finally...well, what about that?
.Now that something had happened, Young Master Fang felt that he had lost face. So after casually talking to Yanran for a while, he stood up and left.
Yanran could understand Young Master Fang's depressed mood at the moment, so she didn't leave him alone. She sent Fang Zheng to the door, covered her mouth and smiled softly: "Young Master, the roof will be repaired tomorrow. Can I leave a hole in it for you?"
"ah?"
Yan Ran pouted her lips deliberately, pretending to be aggrieved and said: "The slave family already belongs to the young master, but you don't want it when it is offered to you. Instead, you do something sneaky. Since the master likes this tone, the slave family has no choice but to cooperate with you."
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"…………"
This woman is so bad, ignore her!
Young Master Fang left in shame and anger, and a sweet laughter like silver bells came from behind him.
A little late, I turned on the computer and found that the network cable was disconnected. I was furious and called to complain about the telecommunications. The operator was very nice. After asking a few questions, I finally restored the network by my own ability. - I forgot to turn on the modem.