Shaking his head vigorously, Fang Zheng reminded himself: Grandson, pretend to be a grandson!
Fang Zheng smiled bitterly and said: "Forget it, the emperor scolded me today. From now on, I will pretend to be a grandson. Anyway, I didn't suffer any loss. That kid is still lying in bed. He is worse than me."
too much."
The fat man said sternly: "Brother Fang, my father is right. It is really not appropriate to have a grudge with Pan Shangshu at this time. Pan Shangshu is in charge of the official department in the court. Half of the officials in the world come from his sect. Moreover, he has run dozens of businesses in the court."
Nian, his power is so great that even my father has to respect him. With your own strength, I'm afraid you won't be able to defeat him."
Fang Zheng smiled and thought to himself, your dad has told me a long time ago that I will not interfere in this matter. Soon, your dad will go on the stage to fight with that old guy in person. As for me, at most I will
Make a fuss and shout at someone nearby - you can also sing Cantonese songs to add to the fun.
"Hey, let's not talk about that old guy while we're drinking. It'll spoil the fun! Talk about something happy." Fang Zheng said.
The fat man smiled and said, "I'm happy. I heard from my father that there was a military report from the north last night, and the Turks were in internal strife. Haha."
Fang Zheng curled his lips and said, "Tch! It's something that was expected. There's nothing to be happy about."
The fat man smiled and said, "Listen to what I have to say. After General Feng withdrew to the border, the Turkic Khan rushed back. Without saying a word, he raised his troops and attacked his brother Mo Chuu without even a chance to explain.
Give it to him. Seeing that his brother was so ruthless, Mo Chui didn't bother to explain, so he immediately summoned the young and strong men belonging to his tribe and started a fight with his brother. Comparing the strength of the two sides, hehe, they were exactly the same. Now these two brothers are fighting
You must be really happy.”
The fat man sighed and said: "Speaking of which, I really admire Brother Fang! Why do you think you have such a long head? From the beginning to now, every step of the Turkic people's movements has been carefully calculated by you, without any trace.
Damn, those two brothers on the grassland are like your own children, how can you know them so well?"
Fang Zheng glared: "What are you talking about? If those two brothers were really born to me, I would strangle them to death as soon as they were born. What a shame!"
Feng Qiudao asked with interest: "What happened next? What happened next?" He had just arrived in the capital not long after he withdrew, and he had no idea about the news ahead.
The fat man laughed and said: "Later, when Na Mo was sobbing, he felt that he was a little unknown, so he simply held a ceremony to enthrone himself and named himself the Turkic Khan. Now, the Turkic tribe was divided into two.
I have two khans, haha, I’ve seen a lot of excitement in the past few years.”
"The current situation is that the two khans are at war, and they are evenly matched. No one can defeat the other. If our Hua Dynasty sends troops to the grassland now to help one side fight the other side, now is a perfect opportunity. It is a pity that those two
The Khan also thought about this problem, so they simultaneously sent envoys to our Hua Dynasty, requesting a ceasefire and alliance with the Hua Dynasty. Now, it is estimated that the envoys from both sides are on the way and will arrive in the capital in a short time."
Fang Zheng excitedly slapped his thigh and said, "Then I'll kill them hard!"
The fat man nodded and said, "Yes, that's what my father planned. His grandma, over the years, the Turks have robbed many good things from our Hua Dynasty. Now that they have something to ask of us, naturally we can't let them go."
Feng Qiudao interjected: "His Royal Highness Prince Fu, does he know who the emperor will send to negotiate with the Turkic envoys this time?"
The fat man shook his head in disappointment and said: "It's not decided yet. The only people in the civil and military dynasties who are sharp-tongued are when they are fighting in the court. Once I stand in front of the Turks, I am so frightened that I stutter. How can I talk to the Turks?"
"How difficult it is to find a wise, courageous and eloquent minister! My father is still having a headache because of this matter."
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "What's so difficult about extorting money? We will form an alliance with whoever pays the highest price. Just throw this sentence to them, and then we will wait for the cashier."
Upon hearing this, Fatty and Feng Qiudao turned their heads and stared at Fang Zheng, with smiles in their eyes.
Fang Zheng was stared at by them and he couldn't help but asked on alert: "What do you want to do?"
The fat man smiled and said: "There are many civil and military officials in the dynasty, but Brother Fang, you are the only one who has this ability. How about, Brother Fang, you just go through all the trouble for our Chinese dynasty and take advantage of the Turks?"
Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "No! Recently, I have to pretend to be a grandson. I go to court every day, take a nap, go home, hug my wife, and have a drink. This kind of life is envied by gods! I go to negotiate when I am full and full.
, do you think I’m that stupid?”.
"…………"
The three of them were talking when suddenly the door of the elegant room was pushed open, and a slender light green figure flew in like a fluttering butterfly.
"Ha! I knew you were here! Tell me! Why don't you call me for dinner?" This person is simply a combination of beauty and vulgarity. This person is none other than Princess Changping.
"How did you find this place?" the fat man asked in surprise.
"Your bodyguard is standing downstairs. Of course I know you are here." Chang Ping made a funny face, and then said to Fang Zheng: "Hey! Why are you ignoring me when I'm here?"
Fang Zheng glanced at her, took a sip of wine, and said: "As soon as I saw you here, I remembered the sad past..."
The fat man asked curiously: "What sad past events?"
Fang Zheng sighed and said: "Fat man, you don't know. Two months ago, your sister led a large group of women's soldiers and rushed into the Yaoyue Tower to catch my rapist.
Have I not dared to look out the window since I entered the house? After that time, I developed a fear of heights. Do you think I am unjust or not?"
"Ah?" Fatty and Feng Qiudao were both stunned.
Chang Ping burst into laughter, and glared at Fang Zheng with a look that seemed both charming and angry: "Bah! What a terrible thing to say! What do you mean by catching your traitor, my mother... Well, I just came here to eat and met you by the way, hehe.
"
Fang Zheng said to the fat man: "Look, your sister is much better at telling lies than I am. She is definitely more suitable than me to handle the negotiations."
Seeing these two people flirting and flirting as if no one else was watching, Fatty and Feng Qiudao looked at each other with smiles in their eyes.
"Hey! Why do you think of coming here to drink today?" Chang Ping said "you", but his pretty eyes were only fixed on Fang Zheng, as if he was only asking Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng looked around and saw that the fat man and Feng Qiudao were both laughing and saying nothing, so he could only touch his nose and replied: "We are here today to celebrate Brother Feng's promotion to General of the Longwu Army."
Changping smiled and said: "Then add me, hehe."
Fang Zheng muttered: "We are all members of the AA system, each of us has collected five taels of silver..."
Chang Ping was so angry that he pinched him hard: "You are obsessed with money!"
The banquet became much more lively with Chang Ping joining the party. Fatty and Feng Qiudao were talking to themselves, but Chang Ping was already entangled with Fang Zheng.
"Hey, does your shoulder still hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore. In fact, your bite doesn't hurt at all, really." Fang Zheng said seriously.
"Lie me! How could it not hurt? I bit myself after I went back, and it hurt so much that tears came out..." Chang Ping pouted.
"Ah? You really bite? You're so stupid..." Fang Zheng began to worry. This girl's IQ doesn't seem to be very high. If I marry her in the future, what if a fool comes out? Fang Da.
Master, how could you know that any man or woman in love is not stupid? It is such a rare and precious relationship to have a girl who is willing to do many stupid things for you in this life.
"Hey, I heard... my father called you into the imperial study after the court dismissed today. He... what did he say to you?" Chang Ping whispered into Fang Zheng's ear, and after finishing speaking, he had a pretty face.
Fang Zheng was already blushing as if he was drunk, which made Fang Zheng's heart flutter.
It seems that what the emperor said to me today, he had already greeted Chang Ping in advance, otherwise she would not have such an expression.
"I didn't say anything. I just talked about the recent weather. Also, the price of vegetables has been quite expensive recently. The emperor plans to build a vegetable basket project to enrich the people's dining tables..." Fang Zheng said in a stunned tone, pretending to be stupid.
"You...! Besides these, what else is there?" Chang Ping was a little angry and glared at him bitterly.
"Also...and my recent performance has been good. The emperor praised me very much and praised me like a flower. I said this is nothing. I will conquer the American continent for you tomorrow."
Look..." Fang Zheng opened his eyes and continued talking nonsense.
"What else...is there...?" Changping was so angry that his face turned a little green.
"Crunch."
Fatty and Feng Qiudao turned around in shock: "Eh? What's the sound?"
Chang Ping glared at them: "Don't worry, my teeth are itchy!"
"…………"
"Ah! The weather is nice today..." Fatty turned his head knowingly and started talking about the weather with Feng Qiudao.
"Yes, yes, the sun is very round tonight, and the breeze is blowing very hard..." Fang Zheng looked around and talked about it...
"You...you bastard, I asked you to pretend, I asked you to pretend!" Chang Ping was so angry that he pinched Fang Zheng's neck with both hands.
"Oops! Stop! Stop!...Strangle me to death and you will become a widow!" Fang Zheng shouted.
Suddenly, the room suddenly became silent. Fatty, Feng Qiudao and Chang Ping all looked at Fang Zheng in shock.
After a long time, the fat man said excitedly: "Brother Fang, what you just said..."
"This... cough, this is what your father meant..." Fang Zheng coughed uncomfortably.
Chang Ping's ferocious expression had long been replaced by a shy look, with his temples half-draped and his pretty face flushed, just like what was written in the poem, "The most gentle thing about lowering his head is like a flower that cannot stand the cool breeze."
well……"
"Brother Fang, congratulations! Haha, you are still hiding it, it's really unkind!" The fat man happily beat his shoulder.
Fang Zheng said innocently: "You didn't ask me."
Feng Qiudao also came over and said, "Congratulations to Your Highness the Princess for marrying Brother Fang. Feng will be asking for a wedding drink at that time."
Chang Ping was even more embarrassed when he heard this, and his head almost went under the table.
Fang Zheng was puzzled when he saw this, and said to the fat man: "Hey, is your sister okay? What's the point of being silly and having fun alone? I haven't agreed to this yet."
"How dare you!" Changping immediately said fiercely, his face changing so quickly that the men present were stunned.
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That's all for today. I have to continue taking injections after I finish the distribution. I haven't recovered yet. These days, don't get sick and don't be immoral. Yesterday, some immoral person told me that I had a cold and a fever.
Don’t take injections and take medicine. Drink two ounces of 52-degree white wine and all diseases will disappear. I was so confused at the time that I really believed what he said and drank two ounces. Not to mention, the wine was not bad, and I was tipsy.
As soon as I lay on the bed, I took my temperature this morning and it was 38 and a half degrees...