The emperor sneered and said: "Don't bargain with me! I haven't scolded you yet! It's just nonsense! I heard that Feng Qiudao was also there at that time? Humph! I just became a general, and I don't know how generous the world is. You will send Pan Shangshu's son
After being beaten so badly, do you think that you can just sit back and think about it for a few days and just fine him a few more years of salary? Will Pan Shangshu be willing to do so? What is the difference between this and not punishing him? You two are my children, and Pan Shangshu does not dare to do anything to you, but
Fang Zheng has really offended Pan Shangshu to death, will he let Fang Zheng go? I can only slow down Pan Shangshu's desire for revenge by letting Fang Zheng go to jail, do you understand?"
Fatty and Changping smiled coquettishly and obediently stopped talking.
The emperor turned to look at Fang Zheng and said with a tone of hatred: "You, you! How many times have I told you? You have to be patient in everything and know how to give in and compromise. Do you want me to tell you this?"
Say it again? If it weren’t for my Princess Changping... Huh! You would have been killed, and I wouldn’t have looked at you twice."
Now it seems that going to jail is a foregone conclusion. Alas, I am still a time traveler! Which time traveler is as embarrassed as me? One or two wives, a lot of troubles, a troubled and useless time travel life
ah.
Chang Ping glanced at Fang Zheng with pity, then stared at the emperor and said, "Then...how long will he stay in the prison?"
The emperor said coldly: "Wait for now. When the voices of the ministers' discussion subside, he will come out again."
Chang Ping said angrily: "Whoever dares to talk about it, old man... uh, I will kill all nine of their tribes! I will kill all the chickens and dogs in their house!"
Fang Zheng was so grateful that he almost cried. Changping is good to me. This wife will marry her home in the future. She will definitely be a good wife with her elbows turned in. Whoever dares to challenge me in the future, the young master, can just call the princess wife.
Killing him doesn't break the law. Isn't this more effective than a death-free medal?
The emperor glared at Chang Ping: "Don't mess around! You guys should be safe for me during this time! Wuyi, watch your imperial sister and don't allow her to run around. I will punish you to stay at home and think about your mistakes. When will Fang Zheng be released?
You are not allowed to go out until now. Do you hear me?"
The fat man quickly said yes respectfully, while Chang Ping pouted his lips in aggrieved manner and said nothing.
Fang Zheng looked at the emperor with the last glimmer of hope and said: "Your Majesty, Wei Chen realizes his mistake. Your Majesty...can you not let me go to jail? Wei Chen is afraid of the dark..."
The emperor shook his head: "When you hit someone, you should have thought of the consequences. There is no need to discuss this matter. Fang Zheng, I hope that after this incident, you can remember it for a long time and restrain your words and deeds. Otherwise, I will never
It’s just for Chang Ping and Wu Bing’s sake, but it can’t protect you for the rest of your life, do you understand?”
With a mournful face, Fang Zheng begged: "Your Majesty, Wei Chen has already developed a long memory. Really, Wei Chen suddenly feels that his memory is very good. He has a photographic memory. If you don't believe me, I will recite "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" to you. Oh, you don't know.
Is it? That "Pipa Xing"?..."
Looking at the Emperor's firm expression, Fang Zheng's lips curled up: "Your Majesty..."
Turning his head to look at Chang Ping and Fatty, he saw that they were looking at him with sympathetic expressions. Fang Zheng gritted his teeth and said, "Brother, I'm going to fight for it now. I don't want this face anymore!"
"……father in law!"
"Pfft", after the emperor and the fat man were stunned, they couldn't help it anymore and started laughing.
Chang Ping blushed and spat shyly: "Fuck you! I haven't married you yet..."
The emperor laughed and said, "You called me father-in-law too early."
Fang Zheng smiled dryly and said: "It's time, sooner or later. Your Majesty, I am your son-in-law... I will be your son-in-law soon. Please don't send your son-in-law to prison. Killing a relative out of justice is not the case."
Destroy the law, we are a family, and a family must be close, respect and love each other, share blessings, and have no one outside the prison..."
The emperor waved his hand impatiently: "This is all nonsense. I tell you, there is no negotiation about going to jail. If you have any other requirements, I will try my best to satisfy you."
We are already in the cell, what else can we ask for? Fang Zheng sighed dejectedly and said sadly: "Then Wei Chen wants... uh, it doesn't matter if he wants anything?"
The emperor smiled and said: "You tell me what you want first, and I can consider it."
Fang Zheng thought about it carefully for a while, and then he counted it with his fingers: "The bed in the cell needs to be changed to a larger one, made of yellow pear wood, preferably a carved one, otherwise I won't be able to sleep; bed sheets and quilts are indispensable.
Yes, I need new ones; I like to wear pajamas when sleeping. Fatty, please ask someone to go home and bring a message. Ask Xiaolu to bring the pajamas I usually wear; and candles, prepare more candles, I am afraid of the dark;
Prepare more snacks, the more dried fruits, preserved meats and the like, the better; bring two baskets of fruits, eating them is good for your skin; bring a few jars of daughter Hong...".
The three of them widened their eyes and watched Fang Zheng counting various daily necessities one by one. Young Master Fang was really not polite. He counted more and more, including food, clothing, and everything was extremely detailed. It seemed that
Asking Young Master Fang to go to jail, just moving these things would be a very huge project, and I don't know how much manpower and material resources it would consume.
The emperor couldn't bear it anymore and said in a bad tone: "Do you want me to send two more maids to serve you?"
Fang Zheng was stunned, and after thinking about it, he decided to let it go. The maids in the palace might have an affair with the emperor. I don’t want his old master, young master. - I wonder if you can call Yanran in? We are living in a world of two people in the paradise of heaven.
, Qingqing, me and me, sweet and sweet, no one can disturb me, Yanran will play the piano for me, and I will sing to Yanran... Cantonese songs?
Plus Chang Ping...forget it, don't call him Chang Ping, something might happen if the two women meet...
"Hmph! You are sitting in a cell, and the show is bigger than me, the emperor. Are you in jail or on vacation?" the emperor said angrily.
Then don't let me go. Do you think this young master is happy?
Fang Zheng muttered something dissatisfied in his heart, and then said with a sad face: "Your Majesty, this humble minister is enjoying himself in hardship. Men, you should be kinder to yourself..."
Chang Ping pulled the emperor's sleeves and said coquettishly: "Father, please promise him that it's not a big deal to bring something in, but you can bear to look at Mi'er's... Then who... is there?
Are you suffering in the prison?"
The emperor let out a long sigh and said at a loss of whether to laugh or cry: "It doesn't look like he is in a prison in heaven. He is clearly going to enjoy his blessings... Well, for Mi'er's sake, I agree to everything you said."
When Fang Zheng heard this, he said happily: "I would like to thank you, Your Majesty. Long live my Majesty..."
"Okay, okay, stop flattering! I will give you two hours to go home and prepare. After two hours, I will send someone to send you to the prison. Go!" The emperor waved his hand impatiently and said
He turned his head to one side, as if he didn't even bother to look at Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng sighed and walked out of the imperial study with a sad face. Fatty and Chang Ping followed him, with guilty expressions on their faces. Fatty murmured: "Brother Fang... I'm really sorry. I didn't expect to get you involved...
"
Chang Ping's eyes were red, and his tone was crying: "If I had known that he would put you in jail, I wouldn't have beaten him... I wonder if you will suffer hardship if you go in..."
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "You know I can endure hardships, so you can find me a few more girls who can play the piano and sing songs and come in to accompany me."
Chang Ping could still laugh when he saw Fang Zheng. He was relieved of his worries and scolded with a smile: "Bah! It's already this time and you still have thief intentions. I should really persuade my father to lock you up for a few more days!"
The fat man said in a deep voice: "Brother Fang, we will go see you. Do you need anything else? I will buy it for you."
Fang Zheng thought for a while, and it seemed that he had everything he needed, but he lacked spiritual food. He is a proactive person. The days in jail are so boring, how can he not have books to read?
So Fang Zheng said to the fat man: "Do you have any books to read? Get me some books to read."
The fat man was in awe: "Brother Fang still insists on studying in prison. He is really a role model for us! Tell me what book you want, and I will bring it to you."
Fang Zheng squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Get me a copy of "Jin Ping Mei", it will be enough to pass the time." In his previous life, Fang Zheng had read "Jin Ping Mei", but he could never tire of a good book, so he planned to review it.
new.
The fat man said in astonishment: ""Jin Ping Mei"? Is there such a book? Why have I never heard of it?"
Fang Zheng also said in astonishment: "Have you never heard of "Jin Ping Mei"?"
Then Fang Zheng said with a heartbroken expression: "How sad! I have never heard of such a classic book. You ancient people are simply too ignorant..."
The fat man lowered his head in shame: "Brother Fang, I will work harder to enrich myself in the future."
Fang Zheng nodded with satisfaction: "Read more and read good books. Knowing shame is almost courageous. I give these words to Brother Fatty and encourage you to share them! - There is always "*"? There is no one? "The Secret History of Spring Boudoir"? "
Where's "The Monk of Dengcao"? None? Damn! I'm so disappointed in you ancient people! In this way, get a few books for me to read..."
The more Chang Ping listened beside him, the more he felt that the books Fang Zheng was talking about were not a good idea. After hearing the last words, Chang Ping finally knew what the nature of the books Fang Zheng was talking about was. Hearing this, his face was straight and he sneered.
He said: "Why don't you just go to the Qinhuai River and ask the two girls to come in and accompany you? Wouldn't it be more lively than sex?"
After saying that, Chang Ping pulled the fat man away angrily: "Brother, ignore him, let him get moldy and smelly in the prison!"
The fat man was staggered by Chang Ping. As he walked, he turned back and shouted: "Hey, I will bring you a * tonight, it's very exciting..."
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The military parade was good, but I personally think that this year there is more emphasis on mechanization, and the infantry square formation is not so impressive, which is a bit regretful, haha...