Chapter 139 Listening to the bosom friend in the corner
As we all know, the sentence "no one will save you even if your throat is broken" is very stupid. Strictly speaking, it is a hypothetical sentence and has no meaning at all. In other words, it is nonsense.
This nonsense sentence has appeared in countless excellent TV and movie works. It is usually a line spoken by an actor. The person who says this sentence must first be a gangster, villain, or rapist, and then when saying it
If you have a lewd smile and better acting skills, you can also add some ferocious elements to your expression to highlight that you are a complete bastard.
But this was the first time Fang Zheng heard this sentence coming from a woman's mouth, which aroused great curiosity in Fang Zheng.
He hunched over and took a few steps tiptoe along the corridor. Fang Zheng found a seat with a good listening effect and squatted down, intending to enjoy the legendary reverse drama.
The light in the corridor was very dark, and the position Fang Zheng was squatting in was very inconspicuous. However, when he squatted down, he found someone squatting in the same posture as him, only about a foot away from him. Depending on the situation,
This man has been squatting for a long time.
Fang Zheng was startled, and just as he was about to speak, the man hurriedly put his index finger up to his lips, shouted "Shhh" at him, then pointed at the door of the private room, and finally gave Fang Zheng a tacit smile.
Fang Zheng is a smart man, especially in such sexy things as climbing up walls and listening to the roots of houses.
The man just pointed at the door of the private room, and Fang Zheng understood what he meant.
We are both listening at the door, so why should we know each other before we meet? This person is from the same profession.
After cupping his hands, Fang Zheng greeted the romantic man in a very low voice: "Hello, nice to meet you!"
The man returned the favor with a normal expression: "Nice to meet you!"
"What's your last name?"
"Minggui, my surname is Xiao. What about you?"
"Easy to talk to, my surname is Fang."
Like underground gang members, the two of them squatted outside the elegant room of Fengyue Boundless and quietly introduced themselves.
Then the two of them fell silent at the same time with a tacit understanding, raised their ears, and listened intently to what was going on in the room.
The drama in the room continues.
The man's voice was still filled with fear: "No...don't come here..."
The woman's voice exuded a domineering tone: "Hmph, be honest and take off all your clothes, otherwise I will be rude to you!"
Fang Zheng raised his head and quickly exchanged his thoughts with Brother Xiao with his eyes. There were sparks of excitement in their eyes. Through their eyes, the two of them reached a consensus: "It's so damn enjoyable!"
Then the two of them continued to listen attentively with their ears raised.
But what happened next in the room disappointed them both.
I heard the woman suddenly change her coquettish tone and coquettishly said to the man: "Master Li, this is not fun, let's stop playing, okay? I'll wait for you to drink..."
In the room, Master Li was also very disappointed and begged: "Cui Cui, why don't you play a little longer? I'm used to being so majestic outside, so I just want to try this tune..."
Fang Zheng and Brother Xiao both curled their lips when they heard this, and said "cut!" in unison, and each made a gesture towards the door. This time they had a disagreement. Fang Zheng raised his middle finger, and Brother Xiao raised his middle finger.
Little finger. But the meaning is probably the same.
The two people in the room were acting out for a long time, but fortunately the two romantic figures outside the room stayed there for a long time, thinking that they would encounter some refreshing and alternative plot, but it turned out that they were just acting. What happened in the room
Mr. Li is also a cheap person. He is dignified in front of others, but he is mean in his heart.
Fang Zheng and Brother Xiao stood up in boredom and prepared to leave. After knowing that it was an act, they both felt that it was boring.
However, at this moment, a woman's moans were heard in the room that made people's blood boil. Judging from the situation, the two people in the room were about to start having sex...
Fang Zheng and Brother Xiao unconsciously stopped again, and then asked each other with their eyes.
"Listen again?"
"not too good?"
"It's boring anyway."
"Okay, let's listen."
The two of them didn't say a word, but they communicated with each other very tacitly through their eyes, which made Fang Zheng feel like he was a confidant.
So the two of them squatted down outside the door of the private room without saying a word, pricking up their ears and listening to the moans and sounds of physical fighting in the room.
Mr. Li is probably a master who is good at blitzkrieg. In less than a stick of incense, the battle between the two men in the room was over. The clouds stopped and the rain stopped, and the troops were hastily withdrawn.
Fang Zheng and Brother Xiao looked at each other and smiled, with a bit of disdain in their smiles. It seemed that both of them were masters of protracted warfare, and they despised those who fought blitzkrieg.
Fang Zheng was about to get up when he unexpectedly heard the two people in the room starting to chat. It was probably that they were warming up after their romantic relationship. In modern times, this time would be called post-smoking time.
"Mr. Li, how long will it take for Mr. Liu from the Household Department to check the youths? No guests dare to come to the door. If this continues, how will the sisters survive?" The woman's voice was soft, as soft as thin silk.
It sounds nice.
Mr. Li laughed and said, "The empress surnamed Liu is very angry. Let him be proud for a few days, and someone will naturally take care of him."
Hey, that's interesting. Fang Zheng was attracted by these two sentences. Could this be the legendary information? He looked at Brother Xiao again and saw that he was listening to the conversation between the two people in the room with a serious look on his face.——
Could it be that he is also here to get information?
All I could hear was Cuicui's sweet voice: "Isn't the man named Liu the minister of the Ministry of Household Affairs? What authority does he have to lead troops to investigate youths? He has no control at all..."
"You're not that little bastard Fang Zheng. He's so shameless! He pushed Shilang Liu forward as a shield, but he didn't come forward. He wanted to please both sides without getting offended. He's simply a shameless scum!"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he gritted his teeth angrily, Damn! Did I provoke you? What does this guy named Li do? He sounded like he knew a lot about officialdom, but he didn't sound like a court official.
Minister.
Cuicui was probably coquettishly coquettish in Master Li's arms at this moment: "Master Li, can you go and show Mr. Liu some colors? You also know, let alone our Nuanchun Pavilion, there must be several in the whole capital.
The ten young people are all His Royal Highness the Crown Prince..."
Master Li suddenly interrupted Cuicui's words: "Shut up! You bitch! You can talk about this kind of thing? Do you want to kill me? Who else have you said this to?"
Cuicui seemed to be frightened, and said: "No... no, I dare not tell anyone..."
Mr. Li snorted angrily: "I have spilled the beans in front of you before. You bitch, don't think that I am pampering you now and dare to say anything that makes you lose your head. If I am hurt, you will not be able to live."
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Fang Zheng listened with a smile on his face outside the room. Hehe, it turned out that the intelligence was overheard in this way. It's interesting, so interesting. It was actually quite easy for agents in ancient times to do their jobs.
After this reprimand, there was no movement in the room, so there probably wasn't any valuable information.
The two quietly stood up and walked gently to the corridor away from the private room. Fang Zheng rubbed his legs that were a little sore from squatting, and then began to carefully look at this romantic figure who had the same vulgar hobbies as him.
This Brother Xiao is thin and looks to be in his twenties. He has a square face and the corners of his mouth are raised from time to time. He looks a bit unruly and gives people a wiry and bad impression.
Fang Zheng smiled and cupped his hands, and said: "Let's formally meet Zheng below. It's the shameless scum that Mr. Li just talked about, Fang Zheng."
Brother Xiao smiled and cupped his hands in return and said: "I'm glad to meet you. They say birds of a feather flock together. I am eavesdropping on other people's affairs with shameless scum. It seems that I am also a shameless scum. I have met Brother Fang, Xiao Huaiyuan."...
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Fang Zheng laughed and invited warmly: "Brother Xiao is a wonderful man. I'm lucky to get to know him. It's better to meet him by chance than to invite him. How about we go and have a few drinks in the lower room?"
Xiao Huaiyuan shook his head and said with a smile: "Brother Fang is too polite. I just finished eavesdropping on other people's affairs. Now I am in high spirits and I have to find a girl quickly. This... Hehe, Brother Fang must understand?
"After saying that, he winked at Fang Zheng and showed an expression of "You must understand."
This guy is probably not a good guy. There is a bit of bad energy in his words and deeds, but this kind of bad energy suits me, young master...
Fang Zheng laughed loudly: "I understand, I understand, we are all men, and my heart is not as excited as a chicken. Brother Xiao, please do it, haha."
Xiao Huaiyuan politely bowed his hands to Fang Zheng and said goodbye to each other. Just as Fang Zheng turned around to leave, Xiao Huaiyuan stopped Fang Zheng again and said with a hesitant look: "Brother Fang, did you enjoy what you just heard?"
Fang Zheng was stunned and said: "Uh... not bad, I'm almost having fun... Hey, what do you mean?"
Xiao Huaiyuan put on a worried expression: "...then will you go outside my room and eavesdrop again later?"
"…………"
I’m sure, this guy is really not a good guy.
Taking his killer brother with him, Fang Zheng walked out of Nuanchun Pavilion with satisfaction.
Today was a very fruitful day. Not only did I learn an extremely secret piece of information, but I also met a very interesting person. For Fang Zheng, this day was already very fulfilling.
There are actually dozens of young families in the whole capital who are related to the prince. This news is very explosive. Fang Zheng remembered that the boat that the fat man forcibly ransomed for Yanran turned out to belong to the prince. In this way, the prince also worked part-time in the entertainment industry in the capital.
With the status of the boss, how much money can he make? No wonder he gave gifts to me, which cost millions of taels. It is estimated that the richest man in the Hua Dynasty is not the Fang family, but his Highness the Crown Prince.
There is also Xiao Huaiyuan, a very interesting person. He squats and listens to the house secretly. What other purpose does he have? If he said that he was just satisfying his personal vulgar hobbies, Fang Zheng himself would not believe it.
With his head full of questions, Fang Zheng returned home in deep thought.
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The next day was a beautiful and sunny day.
It is also written on the almanac that today is an auspicious day. It is suitable for traveling, getting married, and... asking for money.
Yes, Master Fang has become poor again.
The money scraped from left and right was spent in the blink of an eye. After taking advantage of the anti-pornography campaign to maliciously acquire several young men, Master Fang counted his wallets and found that he only had a few scattered pieces of money left.
Already.
Fang Zheng felt quite sad. He said that he was the only son of the richest man in the Chinese Dynasty. He had an official title and a noble father, but why was he always in economic crisis? This question made him think a lot.
Can't figure it out.
Of course, the person who wants money is still Sister Feng. There is no other way. Qinggang took over. Liu Shilang’s recent crackdown on pornography has not seen any results yet. Although my father is rich, Fang Zheng is already an adult and he really can’t do it.
The pink and handsome face reached out to ask his father for money. The only one he could find was Ru Yuzhai's partner.
On the way to Ruyuzhai, Fang Zheng secretly decided that if Sister Feng, who was very enterprising, said that she wanted to open a third branch, he would just grab it. As the major shareholder, he would rob the store he invested in and in Hua Dynasty.
According to the law, it should be considered a civil dispute and does not require jail time.
Ruyuzhai's business was very good, and people came and went, all of them female customers. Seeing Fang Zheng enter the door, the female customers turned their backs one after another, secretly watching him shyly and uneasily, not knowing that this rash
Why did the man come in?
Sister Feng was so busy at the counter that she was sweating. Sometimes Fang Zheng thought, this young widow probably made enough money to last her for several lifetimes, so why did she have to work so hard to make money? If it were Fang Zheng himself, if he had
If I have enough money to spend for several lifetimes, I am afraid that I will have to lie in the pile of banknotes every day, eating well, drinking, having sex, and waiting to die...
Taking a deep breath, Fang Zheng put on a worried and panicked expression, and deliberately made his neatly combed hair a little messy. He also loosened two buttons on his jacket, making himself look like a
The adulterer who was just caught in bed by his wife. Frankly speaking, I learned this trick from the little princess. It can be seen that there is no priority in learning, and the master is respected.
After cultivating his emotions, Fang Zheng rushed to the counter in a panic and shouted: "...Sister Feng! Help me!" His tone sounded desperate and helpless, like the end of the world.
Sister Feng was startled. When she saw it was Fang Zheng, her beautiful eyes were suddenly covered with anxiety, and she quickly asked: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
Fang Zheng said sadly and angrily: "... What a huge misfortune! I just got the news that my family is bankrupt and has too many non-performing assets. My father wants to sell me to pay off the debt. Sister Feng! Save me! I don't want to be someone else's rabbit.
Baby..."
As soon as this statement came out, the whole place was in an uproar.
In order to ask for money, Master Fang no longer cared about losing face. In front of all the female customers, Fang Zheng cried loudly and beat his chest and feet, feeling very miserable.
A bit of panic flashed in Sister Feng's eyes, but she immediately calmed down and ordered in a calm tone: "Boss Li, please greet the guests here. Shunxi, give me a hand. Come and talk to me in the back."
." As he said that, he pulled Fang Zheng, who was feeling sorry for himself, and pulled him to the backyard without any explanation.
Fang Zheng secretly admired her in his heart. She was indeed a strong woman. She was calm in the face of chaos and had the air of a general. If she were a man, she would be a disgrace to the country if she did not lead the troops on the battlefield.
Reaching out to trim her hair, Sister Feng's delicate eyebrows wrinkled unconsciously, and she said in a deep voice: "Tell me, what's going on? You're crying and howling, like a man? Eh? Why don't you act right now?
Howling?"
"Ah? Uh... That's incredible! Sister Feng! My family is bankrupt and I have no money. Give me some money to make a living. It can be anywhere from one hundred thousand to eighty thousand..." After briefly cultivating his emotions, Fang Zheng began to invest again.
In the middle of the self-created plot, I cried and cried, it was so miserable.
Sister Feng felt that something was wrong at this time. The Fang family's industry could be said to be the giant of the Chinese dynasty, with businesses all over the country. It was complex and had a very solid foundation. How could it collapse so easily without any warning in advance? Besides,...
The pretentious bastard in front of me cried so fake that his eyes didn't even turn red. Does this look like he is bankrupt?
Sister Feng's seductive lips quietly lifted up, and she said with a half-smile: "One hundred and eighty thousand? Master Fang, you are really willing to ask, but - I don't have that much money here..."
"What? No?" Fang Zheng, who was immersed in sadness, suddenly raised his head, "How could it be no?"
Rolling his eyes, Fang Zheng's face dropped, and he said pitifully: "There are always fifty or sixty thousand?"
"nor!"
"Thirty or forty thousand?"
"No!"
"Hey, how much do you have to give me? Is it easy for me to give two steamed buns to all the beggars..."
"Then I'll give you two steamed buns."
"That's too much. If you don't give me money, I...I..."
"what do you want?"
"I'll steal your bellyband tonight!"
"You... rogue!"
Sister Feng sat on the stone bench in the courtyard angrily, calmed down her emotions, crossed her legs, put her exquisite and delicate feet in pink embroidered shoes, and dangled them in front of Fang Zheng's eyes, which made Fang Zheng secretly drool.
Beautiful feet, if you hold them in your own hands, you must be in a different mood?
Sister Feng snorted and said, "You little bastard, I knew you were lying. Why do you need so much money?"
When Fang Zheng saw that his lie was exposed, he didn't blush at all. He smiled at Sister Feng and said: "I have no money to spend. I own half of the shares in this store. It is only natural that I come to ask for money..."
Sister Feng gritted her teeth bitterly: "Knowing you, I will definitely be mad at you within a few years."
The rich man is the uncle, Fang Zheng said with a smile: "How can it be possible? Sister Feng is energetic and has a rosy face. She will definitely live a long life, haha..."
Sister Feng glared at him fiercely: "Do you know how to tell fortunes?"
"Hey, I have the secret to longevity. Follow my method and I guarantee you will live long enough..."
Sister Feng's beautiful eyes lit up: "What's the secret?"
Fang Zheng leaned close to Sister Feng's ear and said mysteriously: "...It's very simple, keep breathing and don't stop breathing."
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